I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

[You are so hesitant to step on a horse! 】

[Jiang Shen is right, no one really wants to give up money for dignity, right? 】

[Don’t talk about 10,000 gold tickets, even if you give me 10,000 yuan, I will show you all in the real world! 】

[I might scold you for a hundred dollars, and I might hesitate for a thousand dollars, but if it’s ten thousand dollars, I’m sorry, I can even take off my underwear! You can even take it off on the street! 】

[Ten thousand yuan! Not only can I take it off on the street, I can also show it while standing on my head! Otherwise, I would feel uneasy holding this money. 】

[When I was young and vigorous five years ago, I would have turned around and left when faced with such a request. 】

【What about you now? 】

[Sorry, after experiencing severe beatings from society, I would choose to take off my pants and twist them on the street! 】

wipe!

Ten thousand!

There is nothing to hesitate about!

The security guard gritted his teeth, his heart went crazy, and the heel of his pants fell off in a snap!

Jiang Xiao:.

Barrage:? ? ?

Little nurse:! ! !

oops!!!

With a sharp cry, the little nurse's face turned red and started to bleed. She covered her face and ran towards the duty room.

Well, it was just that the covering wasn't tight enough, and Jiang Xiao found that she was peeking out through the gaps between her fingers.

No wonder this old boy is so coquettish

Relationships have the habit of not wearing underwear~

Until he accepted the two golden tickets, the security guard didn't have the consciousness to lift up his pants.

It almost brought Jiang Xiao to tears.

I said, no, buddy, why don't you lift your pants first? It smells weird.

Oh oh oh, I, I thought you didn't see enough and wanted to let it dry for a while.

Just wait a little longer for the god to step on the horse, and the walking bird won't take you to slip away like this, right? !

Stay away from me, take off your shoes and let me see!

Stop, stop, stop! No more, get out, get out quickly!

Originally, he wanted to see if the security guard was wearing socks, but Jiang Xiao felt that it was unnecessary.

A person doesn't even wear underwear, and probably doesn't know how to wear socks.

After bidding farewell to the reluctant security guard, Jiang Xiao planned to return to the ward No. 9 the nurse mentioned.

The eldest sister wears her hair in a dragon bun. Then the elder sister, Hariya~

Jiang Xiao hummed. Although the security guard stung his eyes, he was in a good mood overall.

As far as the two people currently appearing, it seems, they are not the pink beautiful sheep mentioned in the rules.

Can they be excluded?

Who else is in the hospital?

There is no introduction in the rules, so you have to figure it out on your own?

Enter Ward No. 9.

Jiang Xiao found that besides himself, there was an old man lying in this room.

It's just that this old man's current condition doesn't seem to be very good, with a lot of tubes inserted into his body.

And he's an old man too.

Um?

Jiang Xiao was stunned.

Why do you want to use the word ye?

Have you ever encountered an old man like this before?

besides.

Why did I get angry out of nowhere when I saw him and wanted to pull out his tube?

Sensing someone coming, the old man reluctantly opened his eyes.

When he saw that it was his roommate, he closed his eyes again.

To pull it out or not?

This old man made Jiang Xiao feel a sense of unreasonable disgust.

Just when Jiang Xiao was about to get closer and secretly pull out one to try.

The old man suddenly opened his eyes and murmured.

Kui Sun.

Jiang Xiao's face darkened, rub it?

He is invincible in all things weird, but there are not many weirdos who dare to scold him when he comes up!

You are the turtle grandson!

Guisun.

Still scolding?

You've been embarrassed a lot by labor and management, haven't you?

You are the grandson of the whole family when you step on a horse! You force me to pinch you, right? If I don't kick your trousers off later, I'll hold you tight!

Maybe Jiang Xiao scolded him too harshly.

The old man, who was extremely weak, finished all his words quickly and his face turned red!

I miss my grandson. Can you help me find my grandson? I haven't seen my grandson for a long time.

Yo?

Didn't see it.

Is this old man still a rap player?

Do you want me to help you find Guisun? Jiang Xiao asked tentatively.

Yes.

Do you want me to help you find the turtle grandson? Jiang Xiao asked next.

Yes, yes!

Jiang Xiao:.

Jiang Xiao's face darkened. He felt that the old man was treating him like a monkey.

What about you Yesnima? Do you want me to help you find your grandson, or do you want to find your grandson's mother? Damn you! I think you are old and confused, right?

The old man didn't speak for the first time.

But it can be seen from the rise and fall of his chest that his mood fluctuates greatly.

Don't you understand? You are really confused. Let me explain to you. Do you want me to help you find your daughter-in-law's son, your daughter-in-law, your son's wife, or your grandson? Mom? You should explain it clearly to me.

OK OK.

Not to mention the old man, even the people in the live broadcast room were a little confused by Jiang Xiao's words.

The old man's face turned red from the rebuke, and he kept gasping for air.

It was detected that the patient's blood pressure had soared, and the instrument next to the old man proactively sounded a beeping alarm sound.

Why are you dripping so hard! It sounds annoying!

Jiang Xiao didn't like hearing the red light alarm sound, so she unplugged the instrument directly!

Ouch, shit!

You kid wants my life!

If his physical condition hadn't allowed him to do so, the old man would have really wanted to spin Thomas and challenge Jiang Xiao in a duel!

Fortunately, the blood pressure was only a little high. After the old man took a few deep breaths, the blood pressure gradually calmed down.

Grandson. I want to see my grandson for the last time before I die.

Oh, I'm looking for my grandson. Why didn't you tell me earlier? What does your grandson look like?

this.

The old man was silent again.

One nose and two eyes, it’s really hard to say how to describe it specifically.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Xiao casually grabbed the medical record and ballpoint pen on the old man's bedside.

Swish, swish, he drew a pattern.

No, this is your grandson.

After looking at it, the old man almost fainted from anger.

The picture shows a green turtle with a human head!

No, he's not a real turtle, he doesn't have a shell.

oh.

Swish swish swish.

This time Jiang Xiao produced the picture faster, and he painted out the turtle shell~

wipe!

This makes the old man so angry that everything he says goes smoothly!

He, he is not a turtle! He is my grandson! Neck! The neck is not that long!

OK, got it.

Swish swish swish.

Jiang Xiao redrawn the drawing, and a turtle with no shell and a short neck was drawn by Jiang Xiao.

Well, that's right.

Even though the pattern he drew doesn't have any elements about turtles.

But anyone can tell at a glance that what he painted is a turtle!

He, he is not an animal, he is normal, just like you and me, we are all human beings!

The old man was so irritated that he shouted with a pale face and was very angry!

I found him dead. Like you? Then why didn't you tell me earlier?

Jiang Xiao picked up the mirror beside the old man's bed and placed it in front of the old man's face.

Nuo, I've helped you realize your dream. Look, does the turtle grandson in the mirror look exactly like you?

Old man:? ? ?

Swearing, right?

Are you scolding someone when you step on a horse?

I'm just @#￥%*\u0026amp;! Are you kid playing abstract with me?

The old man stood up from the hospital bed abruptly by rubbing his back, and stared at Jiang Xiao angrily.

Oh man, I think you may not understand very well, but Mr. Krabs once told me that the world is originally an elephant. Each of us is blindly touching the elephant. Abstraction is actually our lashing out at the world.

I really want to rest!