I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Although the situation just now was very dangerous, at least Jiang Xiao was still alive and well, wasn't he?

[Ahem, there’s nothing wrong with joking and flirting appropriately~]

[That is, if the nerves are tense, it is easy to become a psychopath like Jiang Xiao. 】

[Besides, Jiang Xiao is immortal, what are we afraid of? 】

Yes, nine stars have come here, isn't it even more convenient to get a mere seven stars?

But some people have raised questions.

[Am I the only one who thinks that the current Jiang Xiao is not as fierce as in the last ghost story? 】

[Is there a home blessing in a mental hospital? 】

[Me too, I always feel that this version of Jiang Xiao is weakened. 】

[Is it because Nohara Shinnosuke is not as perverted as Mr. Pai? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

In any case, the mood of the Longguo people was relaxed.

But people from other countries squatting in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room are not so relaxed.

I looked stupidly for a long time without getting any useful information.

The only thing that is certain is that mom is not a good person and likes to eat dad.

Not only that, the mother of the daughter who made the mistake should also eat it.

Sun Wei just said this herself, 'If someone intercedes for him next time, I will eat her too! ’

Another point is that the cold little loli saved Jiang Xiao's life by interceding for mercy at the critical moment.

The order of family status should be: mother \u003e grandfather \u003e children \u003e chosen one \u003e big yellow dog.

Not bad, the status of the Chosen One is at least not inferior to that of a dog.

A member of the Sakura Country opened the door and bowed to the Prime Minister lying on the chair.

Private Marseille, Prime Minister, I don't know what will happen to this meal. Why don't we pass on the news we got to Mr. Neku!

Prime Minister Sakura thought for a while and felt that the current news was worth passing on.

then.

Umekawa Neku, who was hiding in the toilet behind the yard and moaning, received the news delivered to him by Sakura Country.

[Have a good relationship with your son, his favorability can play a life-saving role at critical moments! Mom is not a good person! The family status is mother\u0026gt;grandma\u0026gt;children\u0026gt;chosen one\u0026gt;big yellow dog. 】

Umekawa Uchiku almost cried out his bile before he stopped.

oh?

Didn't expect the silent mother to be so powerful?

Needless to say, Umekawa Naiko actually felt that his mother-in-law was quite pretty.

Anyway, she is definitely prettier than his wife in Sakura Country.

I was originally counting on a few shots in the evening, but now it seems I need to think about it.

As for the relationship with his son, Umekawa Naiko is quite confident about this.

Although the fat man was a little tired, he was still quite attached to him.

Big yellow dog. At present, it seems to be a piece of trash, with useless fur.

Grandma doesn’t need to be reminded by Sakura Country, Umekawa Neku wants to kill this old woman!

The passionate kiss just now has left a lifelong psychological shadow on him!

Dad! Mom is calling you to eat!

The fat man shouted loudly from the living room to the backyard.

I know! You eat first! I...I...

I'll be fine in a while.

I always feel like I still have a bad taste in my mouth!

Dad! Mom is going to get angry if you don't come!

Ouch, shit!

Umekawa Uchiku flushed his face in a hurry and slipped back to the living room to prepare for dinner.

Since Umekawa Neku's mother was not as immobile as Jiang Xiao's father, they ate as a family of four.

Seeing the old lady's bark face, Umekawa Neku's stomach churns again.

The stomach acid reached his throat and he swallowed it forcefully.

You can't vomit this. If you vomit this out, you will definitely die!

Umekawa Neku's wife is named Zhou Qin, and she also cooks three dishes.

They are salted edamame, cold cucumber and boiled peanuts.

Tsk, this dish really doesn’t have any fishy smell at all.

Even the big yellow dog who came over after hearing the commotion glanced at it and was not interested. He returned to the backyard and lay down again.

But Umekawa Naiko was quite happy.

With his current appetite, he not only couldn't eat it, but he could easily get drunk when he saw the old lady with strong taste in front of him.

In comparison, he can make do with vegetarian dishes.

Umekawa Neku had no objection, but Sakura Country's barrage was not happy.

【idiot! Why is the food of our chosen ones so poor! 】

[There are two meat dishes in Dragon Kingdom, so much meat! That's so unfair, Sinai! ! 】

Apart from the Sakura Kingdom, the Kimchi Kingdom was the loudest, because the lunch food for their Chosen Ones was also very shabby.

It turned out to be pickled radish vegetables, fried dried radish and boiled radish cubes.

【Axi Bar】

[It’s not as good as our dog eating Smecta! 】

Don’t compare with Dragon Kingdom, even Sakura Kingdom can’t compare!

These two countries have been petty and petty since ancient times and like to argue over every detail. Everyone regards them as clowns.

After all, the growing place is so small, how can people be so grand?

There is no pattern at all~

Just when Umekawa Neku was about to start eating, the old woman covered her cheek and let out a long sigh.

Grandma, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?

The fat man put down his chopsticks and asked thoughtfully.

Oh, Guisun, I, old lady, my teeth are really not working anymore, it's really hard for me.

Mom, I'll cook the food a little bit worse for the next meal~

Zhou Qin also smiled and said that he would definitely take care of the old lady when making meals in the future.

The old woman smacked her mouth and muttered in frustration.

It's not about this meal. Hey, Guisun, you don't know when your father was a child.

Umekawa Neku's heart skipped a beat.

I wipe.

Why are you mentioning yourself so well?

Big Fatty is interested. He likes to listen to his grandma asking endless questions about the embarrassing things about his father when he was a child.

The old lady smiled sweetly at Umekawa Neku.

It's bad, your grandfather died early, and our family was poor when your father was a child.

I remember when Neku was a child, he couldn't eat before his teeth grew, and his family couldn't afford complementary food. People in the village said that your father would definitely starve to death, and advised us to give him away. In the end, guess what?

What's wrong?

I mashed the potatoes and sweet potatoes in a bowl, then chewed them up bit by bit and fed them to your dad.

Having said this, the old lady sighed again.

But this is this guy. He has to live with his age. My teeth are no longer good now, hey~

This sound made both Big Fatty and Zhou Qin fix their eyes on Umekawa Neku.

Umekawa Neku's tiger body shook!

Wang Defa? ! !

Is your tooth broken?

When I kissed you on horseback, I carefully licked your gums.

Except for the smell of dead chives and the rattling yellow teeth, everything else was normal.

Not even the back molars were decayed!

Dad, grandma was so kind to you when you were a child, and you often taught me that filial piety comes first.

Husband, the task at hand is none other than yours!

Who else would God give me!

Umekawa Naiko's face turned pale instantly, and even the hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble.

Ama... No, no, you, you can't do this to me.

Seeing Umekawa Neku's refusal, the old lady chuckled.

It's okay, Ersha, are you really not willing to feed me?

Umekawa Neku hesitated, but finally shook his head firmly.

He said he didn't want to have a French snake kiss with the old lady anymore!

Okay, let me ask you another question. Do you still remember your father's name?

The latter's face was full of confusion. How could I know my father's name?

Could it be called Umekawa Panties?

Seeing that Umekawa Naiko couldn't answer, all three members of the family put down their bowls and chopsticks.

The fat man licked his lips, looking like a greedy little cat.

Mom, why doesn't dad know grandpa's name?

Zhou Qin lost her virtuous attitude just now, and turned back to the kitchen with a perverted expression to get a kitchen knife.

Giggle, giggle, that means this dad is fake.

The old woman tilted her head and ate with her own finger. It was crunchy after one bite~

Blood flowed from the old woman's mouth and severed fingers all over the table.

This doesn't look like you have bad teeth!

Guier smash, do you want to eat your fingers? I remember you liked sweet and salty ones the most when you were a child.

Don’t even mention your childhood!

Umekawa Neku stood up with a look of horror on his face and wanted to run out.

No! I'm not a fake father. Listen to me. Actually...actually, by the way! I actually have amnesia!

Okay, you are indeed my good husband. It's so smart to find this reason! But it's such a pity~

[Rule 7: Please always remember that you are a father and you must play your role well in the family. You must not let out fears and flaws to let your family see the flaws]

歘!

Umekawa Neku's head flew high, and his eyes before his death contained fear and despair.

It’s only been half a day and you’ve had a quake?

Big Fatty, since this dad is so smart, come on, dig out his brain and give it to you~

The fat man's saliva has dripped onto his clothes. Yes, he likes brains.

The old woman on the side was also slobbering and wanting a piece of the pie.

I don't want the brain, cerebellum and brain plasma, but you have to leave a brainstem or a brain or something for me, an old woman.

Hmph! You old man, look at the table. It's all your blood. Just wipe it clean!

Sakura Country's live broadcast room exploded.

Stupid!

What an idiot!

He actually violated rule seven!

【idiot! Oh my god, the dogs are shaking their heads after seeing this operation! 】

【I’m in a state of confusion right now! Neiku-kun is such an idiot, how could he die so quickly! Sinai! 】

[Kama and Masai, it’s okay. Neku-san has a lot of lives. His S-level talent is no ordinary cannon! 】