I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Five-limb substitution technique, activate!

[Effect: Go back in time to one minute before death, price: break a limb! 】

Umekawa Neku grew a head again, and then took several steps back crazily.

Before he could react, he felt a sharp pain in his crotch.

The moment of real pain is silent

Numb.

Umekawa Neku only felt numb from the waist down.

Then there was a severe pain that penetrated the bone marrow and spread from the back to the lower abdomen.

This ultimate sour feeling...it hurt so much that his waist was throbbing!

He knelt directly on the ground, with his head on the ground, sweating profusely, and his mouth opened and closed.

I was so stunned that I couldn’t say a complete sentence!

Sakura in the live broadcast room was all confused.

【Nani? Why doesn't Nekusan move? 】

[Did you see something weird? 】

[Um, is it weird to see your mother, wife and children sharing your brain? 】

Ouch!!!!

finally!

Umekawa Neku's wailing that echoed through the sky interrupted everyone's thoughts.

He was seen kneeling on the ground, covering his crotch with both hands, and his body was curled up like a prawn.

Bright red blood slowly flowed out of his pants.

【Wow click! I understand! It was Neiku-kun's five-limb substitution technique that activated, and he was in pain! 】

[Uh, we are not blind, you don’t need to remind us]

Many women in Sakura Country also showed contempt behind the screen.

Originally, they quite admired this man who had awakened his S-level talent.

I didn’t expect this product to be so useless!

Zhou Qin's face was expressionless and she didn't say anything.

Guisun, go and help your dad on the stool. He is still as unhygienic as a child at such an old age.

Umekawa Uchiku, who sat on the stool again, gasped for air.

It may be due to his talent, but the actual severe pain is just the moment of leaving the body.

Now I don't actually feel anything anymore.

Zhen: No feeling at all.

The old woman finished the part of the brain that was allocated to her, and then smiled evilly.

Licking his lips, he asked Umekawa Neku again.

Okay, let me ask you another question. Do you still remember your father's name?

Umekawa Neiku: Wang Defa?

Etc., etc

Calm down, you must be calm, strange talk will not give you unsolvable problems

My S-level talent shouldn't have such an infinite closed loop!

Got it!

Mom, what did you just ask me?

I asked you if you still remember your father's name?

Not this one, the previous one?

By the way, son, are you really not willing to feed me?

Umekawa Neku's face instantly became extremely serious, he slammed the table and stood up!

Of course! I am willing! I am a hundred willing!

There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom that filial piety comes first! This is what I have always asked my son to do before!

Now that you are speechless, as a father, of course I have to set an example! Set an example for my son!

You are the most beautiful mother in my eyes. Every smile makes me happy.

Really, no amount of words can express my deep love for you. I love you, mom, I love you! Mom!!!

old woman:

Barrage:【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Photographing the chicken feather table? When I stepped on the horse, I thought you had some cruel tricks up your sleeve. 】

[The fact that a man can bend and stretch is something that Mr. Neiku has figured out.]

[The old woman is confused. Is it too much to change your attitude? 】

Hahahaha, okay, okay, okay! My son is sensible and I am happier than anything else!

As she spoke, the old woman pushed her bowl to Umekawa Neku.

He was lying on the old wicker chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open.

It’s self-evident what it means~

Eh!

Time is also destiny!

There were tears in Umekawa Neku's eyes.

There is a saying that if you don't have a heavy burden on your body, who will bet your chastity on tomorrow?

The only thing that made Umekawa Neku happy was that he had vomited completely in the morning and didn't even take a few bites of lunch just now.

Even if I want to vomit now, I can't vomit anything!

Just cover your head and do it. When it's over, you will be the hero of Sakura Country.

In fact, not only Umekawa Neiku, but also the rest of the Chosen Ones were more or less made things difficult for them.

In just this lunch, at least one-third of the Chosen Ones were killed.

At this time, Jiang Xiao had already played games with his three daughters.

Just this picture

Dad, is it true that you can't move in this pretend-death game?

Hmm~ The competition is about who can hold on longer.

But...but I don't think it's as interesting as I thought. What do you think, Shi Shi?

Shi Shi remained motionless, didn't even say a word, and seriously wanted to win the first place in the pretend-death game.

Sun Wei looked at the group of four people, one large and three small, with a strange expression on her face.

I didn’t expect that this father is really good at coaxing his children. This game is great and the children don’t make any noise~

half an hour later

Bai Yi was the first to be unable to hold on any longer.

No, dad, it's too boring. Let's play video games, shall we? I want to play Super Mario!

Mu Xitang followed closely behind. She wanted to play with the snowman brothers because she could play with her father.

Bai Yi changed her mind: Then I want to play Squirrel Battle! I also want to play with my dad!

Shi Shi, who won first place in the pretend-dead game, also wants to play games. She wants to play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Contra.

Okay! Then let's just play, why don't you discuss it?

The three little lolita met their eyes again, and the result of their discussion was to play Snowman Brothers.

Rules of the game: One person has one life, whoever dies will step down.

The first game was played by Bai Yi and Jiang Xiao together!

Snowman brothers.

Looking at the mosaic quality in front of me, I listened to the familiar background music.

Jiang Xiao's thoughts were brought back to the past.

He remembered that he and the dean also played this game together.

He was sent to a mental hospital by a man when he was very young.

The reason is that this child has severe schizophrenia and delusional disorder.

Jiang Xiao still remembered that there was a nearly ulcerated scar on the man's face.

But he is definitely not his father!

But that’s strange to say.

It stands to reason that I was not very young when I went to a mental hospital.

But I can't recall the memory before that at all.

Later, after the dean's observation, it was confirmed that the child was indeed sick, and the illness was not serious.

So Jiang Xiao stayed in the mental hospital.

And this Snowman Brothers is one of Jiang Xiao's favorite games to play with Dean.

The dean at that time was about forty years old, and he was quite powerful. His nickname was Nanjiang Don't Ask for Help.

Even though the dean personally treated Jiang Xiao later, the latter's condition continued to get worse and worse.

Am I really mentally ill?

Jiang Xiao felt a little bitter in her heart.

Although I am a bit playful, I am not too old or young. I like cosplay, bully the old and beat up the young, get angry at nothing, destroy the public facilities of the mental hospital, and change the director's boxer briefs into semi-transparent lace underwear. Memories I always lose it unconsciously

But asking himself, Jiang Xiao feels that he is really not mentally ill!

During this distracted moment, the little red man controlled by Jiang Xiao didn't notice that the monster died after being sprayed.

Dad, dad! You're dead! Change me, change me!!

Mu Xitang snatched the game controller from Jiang Xiao's hand and sat directly on Jiang Xiao's lap.

[Dad, Dad, You're Dead I'm really filial]

[Hahaha, I also played Bully when I was a child. It was like this at that time. It didn’t matter who was old or young. If you were fascinated by the game, you would die and you would die. 】