I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Jiang Xiao sat aside and watched the three little girls laughing and joking.

Even Shi Shi, who looked the coldest, couldn't stop having fun.

The picture in front of him calmed the last restlessness in his mind.

Yes, that's the feeling of being awake.

He is Jiang Xiao now, neither Pai Daxing nor Shinnosuke!

Speaking of which, watching these children playing games happily makes you feel pretty good, right?

Jiang Xiao's mind is extremely clear now.

Shi Shi? Do you think dad is mentally ill?

Ah? Dad, what did you say?

Shi Shi, who was concentrating on grabbing the accelerating red potion with Mu Xitang, was stunned.

Goose Hehehe, it's actually nothing. By the way, you want to go for a ride with me.

Just saying a word, Jiang Xiao's brain was brought back to its original shape by the rules.

[Talent Effect 3: In the strange story about the rules, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]

No! We want to play video games!

We have never gone for a ride. Is it fun to go for a ride?

Oh, Dad, why don't we go for a ride after we finish playing~

Except for Jiang Xiao, all the other chosen ones also encountered children clamoring to play video games.

[Rule 1: You will play a devoted father, and you will meet all the requirements of your children]

The first rule alone made it impossible for the Chosen One to refuse the child's request.

In addition, you also need to pay attention to rule three.

[Rule 3: Your child can play games, but the game time cannot exceed 30 minutes]

What should I do if I can't refuse my children's requests and I can't let them time out?

This time the chosen ones are all fathers.

As people who have experienced it, they know very well how much magic the bully has on children at this stage.

Let alone half an hour, even playing for half a day or a whole day is just trivial.

Since Jiang Xiao took them to play the game of pretending to be dead for half an hour in the afternoon, the video game time for Shi Shi and the others had just begun.

But the 30 minutes of video game time for the other children is about to expire.

Each father can be said to be like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing his magical powers.

Everyone racked their brains to get their children to stop playing.

Representative of the Humble Faction: Sakura Country.

Umekawa Naikou from Sakura Country knelt on the ground, begging the big fat guy to stop playing. If not, he could just slap himself a few times.

Representative of the temptation faction: Kimchi Country.

Park Wenwen came up with his exclusive kimchi secret, hoping to attract his son's idea with food.

Representative of the Clown Faction: Lighthouse Country.

Made in the Lighthouse Country was a circus clown, and he was trying to attract his daughter's attention by playing a clown crazily.

In short, as long as we can get children to stop playing video games, anything can be said! !

[Hey, I suddenly felt something when I saw this admiration]

【How to say? 】

[Actually, I wasn’t addicted to video games when I was a kid. Really, my favorite thing was riding on my dad’s motorcycle. 】

[Dig trough, are you upstairs spying on me? 】

[Hahaha, only those who have been taken around by their father’s motorcycle know how fun it is! 】

[Yes, yes, my dad is the same. Whenever it comes to driving, he likes to tell stories about his childhood and brag about how awesome he was as a youth. 】

[To be honest, I really like listening to it. I am 28 this year, and I still like to listen to these things my father talks about while eating]

[Uh, are we the same father? 】

[I am different, I like to go fishing with my dad! You don’t understand the happiness of a fisherman (I am a female). 】

[I like to dig out bird nests with my dad. My dad climbs trees and makes great progress. In the summer, I like to catch cicada monkeys with him! 】

[The cicada is the yyds! By the way, do you prefer to explore its small holes and dig them out, or do you prefer to shine a flashlight on the tree at night when they are climbing up the tree? 】

[Well, my dad calculated the time and took me directly to the ground with the shovel, shoveling around the roots of the tree. 】

[Cicada Monkey: Are you polite, your dad? 】

【I go! Your dad is a cruel man! But is it really fun to shovel like this? 】

[It’s not bad. I just shoveled the disguised small hole below into a big one. I did the digging part, and I can still sell it for money. It was like 12 years ago, and prices were very low. A cicada monkey could be sold for one yuan. One! 】

[Every sentence does not mention childhood, but every sentence is childhood]

【Pertinent and to the point.】

When looking at those humble fathers in the live broadcast room, many men feel uncomfortable in their hearts.

Finally, someone said what everyone wanted to say but was unwilling to say.

[Actually, my son often begs me to take him out to play like Umekawa Naiko, but I only have the opportunity during long vacations because the work pressure is too great. 】

[Brother, I understand you, it’s all about living, but... the children of our generation don’t really get as much love from their fathers as the previous generation. 】

[Yes, living conditions have improved, but the price is sacrificing almost all of my spare time. 】

[Isn’t that right? You work overtime every day, from nine to six in the morning to eight in the morning to nine. How can you still have time to spend with your children? 】

[Yes, my son’s living conditions and toys are much better than mine now, but I don’t think he is as happy as I was back then. 】

At this time, a man named Tiandao Huoqin told his story.

God rewards those who work hard: [Haha, by the way, I remembered something. My daughter used the pocket money she saved to buy a pack of hard-boxed front doors worth 7 yuan. She wanted me to play with her for an evening, um. She goes to a kindergarten class and only has 50 cents of pocket money every day. I don’t know how long she has been saving it]

【Then what? 】

God rewards those who work hard: [Then, then I said that my father is very busy now, and the company plan must be handed in tomorrow. I will definitely do it next time. Besides, my father smokes dozens of packs of Soft China. 】

[I said, brother, forget it, it’s all for life, I can understand you. 】

[In order to live, you can only sacrifice some things. It’s not your fault. You must spend time with your daughter when you have time. 】

God rewards Qin: [You don’t understand. At that time, my brain was turned to mush by the torture of the plan, and I even said some angry words to her. 】

When God rewarded Qin, many people began to comfort him.

[It's okay, brother, just be angry when you say it. Don't blame yourself. People will lose control of their emotions sometimes. 】

[Yes, when my wife is in a bad mood, our whole family suffers. She doesn’t even dare to breathe heavily when eating. 】

[Well, whose child hasn’t been scolded for no reason? People can not escape from doing wrong. 】

God rewards those who work hard, and he still talks about himself.

God rewards those who work hard: [Hey, you don’t understand. But what I said is really not human. 】

God rewards Qin: [I rejected my daughter, but her little hands were still holding the big bag at the front door tightly, because for her, it may have taken more than half a month or even longer to buy it. 】

God rewards those who work hard: [I told her at the time that my father would not pick up this kind of cigarette even if it fell on the ground. 】

God rewards those who work hard: [I said, do you know what dad smokes when he goes out to socialize? A pack of soft China costs tens of dollars! 】

God rewards those who work hard: [She didn’t know what I meant, so she asked me how much ‘soft rice dumplings’ cost. I said one pack could be exchanged for ten packs like this in your hand]

God's reward: [I'm sorry, I will never forget the look in her eyes at that time. She was shocked, panicked, embarrassed, and a little self-conscious. She subconsciously hid the big front door behind her. I...I...]

God's reward: [I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I want to apologize, but I don't know what to say. I've pretended to forget this time countless times, but I always think of it inadvertently. I'm really sorry for her.]

Barrage:.

After a period of silence, countless fathers picked up the keyboard.

【God rewards those who work hard, I’m so stupid! You should be damned if you step on a horse! Go to my daughter to apologize now! 】

[I understand you, but at the same time I despise you! 】

[Oh my god, how could you let go of such a good girl? 】

[You just can’t let go of your damn pride as a father! You just don’t want to apologize openly to your daughter! 】

[God rewards those who work hard. If this is false and you made up the story, then I will treat it as a warning to the fathers in the live broadcast room. 】

[If this is true, please apologize! Formal apology! Don’t try to fool your daughter by joking or trying to coax her, because you are fooling yourself! By the way, I have to mention that based on this matter alone, as a father, you are not very qualified! 】

Brothers and sisters, the last chapter has been greatly revised.