I Was Supposed To Slay the Dragon and Started To Cultivate Immortals Unexpectedly

Chapter 292: Mentally retarded children's play and more

Imperial City, Nibelungen, on the platform.

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"You cheated." Long lowered his head and stared at Lu Mingfei, and said in a solemn and low voice.

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Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, he bent his knees and jumped onto the platform, standing in front of the dragon and asked, "How did I cheat?"

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The dragon-snake-like long neck suddenly shrank, his claws slashed the ground, carefully retracted into the corner, then lowered his head to the ground, looked at Lu Mingfei vigilantly, and let out a low roar in his throat: "You... you……"

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"What's wrong with me? Where did I cheat? Tell me!" Lu Mingfei put his hands on his hips, arguing, even though he didn't care.

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Fenrir fell into silence. When the previous Texas Hold'em game tested the human being in front of him, he could not detect his level of loneliness and despair. Because it could not be detected, the dealer directly gave the maximum chips when he gave the chips. The result was one. Without playing any cards, he lost the game.

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Lu Mingfei was thoughtful, he seemed to know about this dragon—Constantine told him that Fenrir, one of the four twin kings of the earth and the mountain, was a mentally retarded man with almost double the strength of the dragon king. .

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When the Black King created them, instead of simply giving power and power to two dragons separately, he gave the vast majority of power and power to one dragon, but at the same time gave it fatal flaws, and the other twin There are only some relatively small defects, but at the same time the strength is far less than the other. .

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Constantine was given the vast majority of powers, and accordingly, his body was disabled, and he was unable to give birth to a huge dragon-like body in his life.

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Norton has basically no flaws, but his strength is weakened in all directions. Purely in terms of physical fitness and spirituality, as a monarch, he is even weaker than the four chief judges - the four chief judges He is the prince with the most lofty status. He has the power to enforce the law entrusted by the black king himself. He is the highest law enforcer in the dragon clan except the black king. He can punish all dragons except the black king, the white king and the four monarchs in accordance with the law. In theory, even the White King, the high priest who ranks second only to the Black King in the dragon clan, has no right to interfere with their law enforcement.

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Of course, this is under the premise that Norton does not move his knife.

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In fact, although he was cut badly by the black king, Norton was once the third strongest in the entire dragon clan—the first black king and the second white king.

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To be able to achieve this level is mainly due to the fact that the battle of high-level dragons will eventually be reduced to fist-to-fist, blood-to-knife hand-to-hand combat, this fellow has equipment to crush.

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Alchemy is the technology of making weapons. A long time ago, Norton brought Constantine to mobilize the power of his entire family, from his subordinate prince to the sixth generation, collecting resources to create a painting that can give The armor used by his dragon-like body - an armor that is close to the seven deadly sins in the degree of alchemical miracles.

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This armor was born before the Seven Deadly Sins. Before the birth of the Seven Deadly Sins, it was the ultimate manifestation of alchemy. At that time, there were only a handful of weapons that could leave traces on it, and none of them could penetrate it. Only the Black King and the White King can pierce this armor with the highly alienated bones on their bodies.

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It is with this armor that Norton was once called the strongest existence among the eight monarchs, and it is not unrelated to this armor that he will develop a brutal character-except for the black king and the white king, the entire dragon family is only He is the best at playing, and it makes sense that he is crazy.

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However, after years of fighting, the armor was finally completely destroyed in the Shiva Karma Dance, and lost the possibility of repair - but at the same time, it also protected Norton to survive in this world-annihilating spirit.

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Norton and Constantine were considered a merciful division of the Black King, but in the kings of the earth and the mountain, Fenrir and Yermongaard, the Black King did even more, and the elder brother Fenrir almost got all the power and power. , but the IQ is basically equal to no, almost equivalent to the children in human beings, and the younger sister Yemenga has obtained unparalleled learning ability, correspondingly, she is the weakest dragon king, the strength is not even the prince, even only similar to the duke.

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If nothing else, the dragon in front of Lu Mingfei should be the Fenrir mentioned by Constantine. Lu Mingfei made this inference not entirely because it looks like a **** - after all, a **** can pretend of.

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Another very important reason is that the breath on its body is too strong, almost twice that of Constantine. In the dragon family, except for the black and white kings, only one dragon can monopolize almost all the power of Fenrir. strong to this extent.

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I didn't expect to meet the king of the earth and the mountain here. The fate is really wonderful...

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"The game... can't detect your loneliness. You took all the chips." Fenrir's words interrupted Lu Mingfei's thoughts. If he played with him alone, he was actually a person who would pay a thousand dollars. Fenrir felt that he was aggrieved like never before.

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"Can't detect my loneliness? That's a problem with your detection mechanism!" Lu Mingfei immediately slammed it. He has received nine years of compulsory education and is an intellectual in high school. Isn't it easy to bully such a mentally handicapped child?

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"You dared to let people play the game even before it was done well. I haven't found you as a developer when there is a bug, so you still blame me for cheating?" Lu Mingfei was filled with righteous indignation.

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"Developer? Bug?" Long was puzzled.

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Su Xiaoqing on the side only thought that Lu Mingfei had a big, glowing word "crumb" on the top of his head.

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"Have you never played games?" Lu Mingfei asked, "psp, 3ds, ps4, etc.?"

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Dragon shook his head.

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"Then your life, oh no, Long Sheng is really sad." Lu Mingfei said.

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Long was in a low mood.

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"But I have potato chips!" Long refused to accept it, waved his wings, and swept out a red packaging bag from behind.

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Lu Mingfei stretched out his hand to catch the bag. It was a packet of Texas BBQ-flavored Lay's Potato Chips—to be honest, Lu Mingfei preferred the original flavor.

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Lu Mingfei slapped the bulging potato chips hard, the air inside rushed out of the seal, and the potato chips package was "slapped" open.

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Long stared at Lu Mingfei, or at the potato chips in his hand.

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Lu Mingfei shook the potato chip bag in his hand at Long: "Big guy, can I eat some?"

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Didn't you already open it? Is it too late to ask now? Su Xiaoqian complained in his heart.

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Long was silent for a while, then nodded.

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Lu Mingfei grabbed a handful of potato chips from the bag and stuffed it into his mouth. The dragon took a deep breath between his nose and mouth, and the sound of an oversized blower sounded.

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"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei chewed on potato chips and looked at the dragon.

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"..." Long shook his head slowly.

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He wanted to say that eating potato chips like this would quickly end, and that potato chips should be eaten piece by piece, so as to enjoy the deliciousness of potato chips for as long as possible, but it seemed like he was being stingy, and he might be laughed at.

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Su Xiaoqing on the side felt inexplicably that Lu Mingfei was bullying a child—a child several dozen meters tall.

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Swallowing the potato chips in his mouth, Lu Mingfei reached into the bag again and grabbed a handful in front of the dragon, and the dragon took another breath.

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"One person, half." Long discussed with Lu Mingfei in a low and majestic voice like a king.

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"No," Lu Mingfei shook his head and pointed at Su Xiaoqian, "She is my girlfriend, and she has to have her share, one third of each."

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"...Okay." Long nodded with difficulty.

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Su Xiaoqian covered her face: "I beg you, don't put me and you two side by side."

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"She doesn't eat," Lu Mingfei said, "so I will eat for her one-third of her, can I?"

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Long's eyes widened—no wonder elder sister said that the people outside were very bad, it turns out that the people outside were really bad!

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"Ask her." Fenrir wanted to make a final struggle.

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Lu Mingfei sneered, she is my girlfriend, can she give you her share?

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"My share is half of the two of you." Su Xiaoqian looked at Lu Mingfei and Long.

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Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, Long's eyes lit up, and he immediately labelled Su Xiaoqian a good person.

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"Why?" Lu Mingfei was heartbroken, with a look of despair and desolation being stabbed in the back by the person closest to him.

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"It's nothing, it's just that you can't see you bullying children." Su Xiaoqiang complained - Lu Mingfei told her the information about the Dragon King from Constantine, and she also guessed that the huge Dragon King in front of her was 80% of the Dragon King. The mentally handicapped Fenrir.

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"Damn!" Lu Mingfei grabbed another handful of potato chips, then handed the bag to Fenrir: "The rest is yours."

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Fenrir took the potato chip carefully, its large forepaws big enough for a man to stand on and do a set of radio gymnastics, but placed the potato chip on the ground with precision, opening up, and then used the slender, sharp wingtips. Pick up a potato chip and throw it in your mouth.

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With its huge size, even its relatively slender wingtips are already extremely sturdy. The action of picking out the potato chips is like picking up a melon seed kernel with two vajra, but Lu Mingfei heard it from Constantine. It is said that the king of the earth and the mountain controls the power of the elements and power of the earth. Fenrir and Yemengarde can control the power in an incredible way. Although Fenrir looks huge and cumbersome, it can penetrate the earth's crust with ingenuity. .

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Lu Mingfei was very surprised at this--do you still need to use cleverness to penetrate the earth's crust?

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Lu Mingfei had already finished eating the potato chips in his hand, and nearly one-third of the total was left in the bag of potato chips that Fenrir put on the ground. Lu Mingfei could only watch Fenrir put the potato chips away. Take the pieces out and eat them.

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Why don't you kill it and grab the potato chips? Lu Mingfei thought to himself.

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But doesn't it seem a little useless to slaughter a dragon just for a few potato chips?

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Fenrir seemed to have seen through Lu Mingfei's thoughts, and the other membrane wing reached forward, blocking his way, to protect the potato chips.

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"Cut," Lu Mingfei snorted, "isn't it just a bag of potato chips? You're still like a baby."

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"Potato chips are the best food in the world." Fenrir retorted angrily.

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"Oh? Then you must have never eaten steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, little belly..."

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You put the name of the dish on hold? If there were only two mentally handicapped children present, Su Xiaoqian would have turned around and left - she couldn't afford to lose this person.

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Although I had never heard of these dishes, just hearing the name Fenrir could not stop my saliva, and the fragrance of potato chips in my mouth was reduced by three points.

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"I still have flying chess, and flying chess is also a game." Long suddenly thought of something, and the huge black membrane wing pulled out a small yellow plastic box from behind, with colorful stickers on it, and looked proudly at Lu Mingfei ——Although I don’t know what Lu Mingfei said about psp and 3ds games, but he has flying chess, this is the game!

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Although he lost in eating, he made a comeback in terms of playing it.

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"How do you play flying chess alone?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

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Long was silent for a few seconds, then silently pulled the flying chess back, turned his head to the other side, and silently ate the remaining potato chips, ignoring Lu Mingfei.

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"Cough," Lu Mingfei coughed lightly, "Don't be angry, big guy, don't you think there are two of us! We can play flying chess with you!"

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Su Xiaoqian: No, please, don't count me.

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……

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"Six!" Fenrir roared excitedly, and stretched out his wingtips to pick up his little plane.

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"Wait!" Lu Mingfei roared and looked at Fenrir suspiciously, "From just now, the sieve you threw is either five or six, and you haven't passed one, two, three or four times. How can it be such a coincidence? ?"

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"It's... luck." Fenrir argued strongly.

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"One time is normal, two times is coincidence, three times is luck," Lu Mingfei narrowed his eyes, "But it's been eight times... Are you the king of the earth and the mountain?"

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"Yes... yes." Fenrir admitted without the slightest bit of caution.

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"For the king of the earth and the mountain, who controls the power and power, it should be easy to control the fixed points of the sieve that he casts?" Lu Mingfei stared at Fenrir.

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"I didn't!" Fenrir shook his neck, categorically denying Lu Mingfei's slander.

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"Really? I heard that people who cheat will have cavities. Those who cheat and don't admit it will have cavities in their mouths." Lu Mingfei sneered and looked at Fenrir, "Can you swear?"

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Fenrir's huge membrane wing trembled for a while~www.readwn.com~ but still insisted: "I didn't cheat, I won't have cavities, you cheated before, you have cavities!"

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"Rebound!" Lu Mingfei crossed his arms in front of him.

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It can be seen that his condition has a significant trend of deterioration.

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"I bounce back too!" Fenrir's membrane wings folded and crossed in front of him.

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"Rebound your rebound!" Lu Mingfei shouted.

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"I also rebounded your rebound!" Fenrir was not to be outdone.

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"I will rebound your rebound again and you are not allowed to rebound!" Lu Mingfei issued a lore!

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"Um..." Fenrir was troubled.

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"Then I will reflect your rebound!" Fenrir felt that he was really smart, the smartest dragon in the world besides his sister.

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One person and one dragon, who were addicted to the rebound, did not notice that the strong wind that Fenrir swept the wing membrane and rolled up had blown the flying chessboard on the ground, and the plastic cloth chessboard spread on the ground had also been blown up.

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Su Xiaoqian silently picked up the pieces and piled them into a pile, and then re-laid the chessboard. He turned to look at the person and the dragon who were still happily reflecting and rebounding, and fell into the three questions of the ultimate philosophy of life.

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who I am? where am I? What am I going to do?

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Su Xiaoqian sat on the ground of the platform, the whole platform was filled with joy and noise, but she was the only poor, confused person who was at a loss.

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