I Was Supposed To Slay the Dragon and Started To Cultivate Immortals Unexpectedly

Imperial City, within Nibelungen.

Only the fine golden starlight illuminated the dim underground cavity, the blue-black Dragon King was lying on the platform that was enlarged many times in proportion, with an honest TV set in front of him, and the huge membrane wing behind him was placed on the ground. Fei was sitting on the ground leaning on the membrane wing, Su Xiaoqing was sitting in Lu Mingfei's arms, the TV was playing Zhou Xingchi's big talk about Journey to the West, the light and shadow on the screen hit Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqian's faces, and also hit Fenrir's scales , the brilliance keeps changing.

Su Xiaoqian had seen this movie a long time ago, and Lu Mingfei had also seen it, the dragon king who called himself Fenrir—he said he had watched it hundreds of times.

Fenrir and Lu Mingfei stared at the TV screen intently, like two children watching TV secretly with the lights turned off late at night, but they were much more arrogant than the children, did they burst into exaggerated laughter?

Where is the problem? Aren't we here to slay dragons?

Su Xiaoqian was lost in thought.

In her musings, the film's plot continues to move forward along a fixed rhythm.

"My crush is an unparalleled hero, and one day he will step on a cloud of seven colors to marry me. I guessed the first, but I can't guess the ending..."

"Woooo..."

On the screen, Fairy Zixia closed her eyes completely in the arms of the Supreme Treasure, and she made a low and suppressed cry in the huge empty underground space.

Although it was a cry, this cry was like a storm resounding in a deep valley. It was majestic and mighty.

Su Xiaoqian glanced at Fenrir, it seemed to be covered with a mask, its majestic face full of sharp bony protrusions could not make a sad expression, but it was obvious that tears were slipping down the gaps of those bony protrusions.

It is estimated that Lu Mingfei will ridicule Fenrir soon, and when the two of them quarrel, Su Xiaoqian feels that his ears will suffer again.

However, after waiting for a few seconds, Lu Mingfei didn't say anything sarcastic, Su Xiaoqian raised his head to look at him with some doubts, but found that he was looking at Fenrir who was in tears thoughtfully.

Lu Mingfei stared at Fenrir, the tears gathered and split along the grooves from the visor-like black bones, and finally landed on the ground, soaking the platform. Anyone can see his sadness in those tears.

Are dragons sad too? And still cry for a movie that you have watched hundreds of times? Not to mention a monarch who sits on the throne, even an adult crying so sloppily is a bit ashamed, right?

But Fenrir didn't care about this. He was like a child. He laughed when he saw Bodhi's ancestor pulling out his real body, and when he saw Zixia died in the arms of the Supreme Treasure, he cried a lot. Can this be considered a dragon? ?

If the dragon slayers of all dynasties were sacrificed in the face of this kind of thing, would they be a little panicked?

The warriors sharpened their swords and put on their armor, kissed their wives' lips and their children's cheeks, wiped away their tears with their thumbs, and left a suicide note. On the journey, through the deep forest, into the vast sandy plain, and finally, with the big knife that cut to the curling edge, we crossed the swamp full of poisonous snakes and came to a cave. They looked at each other and stepped onto the top of the mountain with the determination to die. After a thousand twists and turns, they saw a baby dragon king the size of a sperm whale watching "Journey to the West 2".

I don't know if the warriors will collapse and start doubting their beliefs and then go home overnight to disarm and return to the field, with their wives and children on the kang head.

Lu Mingfei felt that the real dragon was really embarrassing, but he was not qualified to laugh at Fenrir.

In the first year of high school, the school organized an event to show the students the first part of Journey to the West. Lu Mingfei and his classmates carried stools and sat on the playground at night. The stars above were thin, and there were always people in the team patrolling with flashlights to check snacks. the "pickets".

Lu Mingfei was sitting in the second row, and he could vaguely hear the sound of the film roll of the projector at the front. Su Xiaoqian sat next to him, bulging and stuffed with all kinds of snacks. Every time the picket team passed by, she would grab a handful. The snacks were stuffed into her mouth. Lu Mingfei could hear Su Xiaoqing chewing the snacks while watching TV. She didn't eat it by herself, but she also took Lu Mingfei to eat it. Every time there was the last quarter of a bag of snacks left, she stuffed it. To Lu Mingfei, Lu Mingfei ate the rest and put the bag in his pocket, so that the little Tiannv transferred the evidence, Lu Mingfei also ate snacks, and everyone took what they needed.

When Lu Mingfei went back after watching the movie, his uncle came to pick him up for the first time. It turned out that his uncle bought a lot of money for scratch music. He took his aunt and Lu Mingze out for a good meal at night, saying that he originally wanted to take Lu Mingfei with him. We went together, but Lu Mingfei didn't call him at the film event organized by his grade. If he wanted to go to Lu Mingze tomorrow, he couldn't wait to be as noisy as a magpie, so they could only pack the food from the restaurant back to Lu Mingfei. As soon as it was hot, his uncle bought him a quartz watch with electronics.

Lu Mingfei took the watch at the school gate and said thank you uncle, thinking in his mind, if magpies grow into Lu Mingze's body, can they still fly? If it flies up and then falls down, is it considered an air disaster if it kills someone?

Uncle walked in front and took him to the place where he parked. There was a bunch of car keys beeping around his waist. Lu Mingfei followed his uncle and secretly stepped on his shadow cast by the street lights. In the distance, parents taught their children to say you Why can't I learn from Lu Mingfei and follow the adults in the family obediently?

When Lu Mingfei came home, his aunt just brought the last plate of hot dishes on the table, big fish, big meat, big elbows, and most of the neatly cut foie gras. The aunt said that my uncle had won the lottery, and asked Lu Ming kindly. I want a gift. Lu Mingfei said that there was a movie called Journey to the West in the school today, but only the first movie was played. There is a second movie in this movie. I won't go to school tomorrow. Can I watch it at home tonight? ?

Auntie waved her hand and said no problem. Tonight, Lu Mingze's notebook is yours. She turned her head and raised Lu Mingze's ear and asked if you can learn from Lu Mingfei. Your dad has been hit by scratch but not. Two-color ball, you want new sneakers, you want to buy a mobile phone, and you want to go on a bj tour, why don't you go to heaven?

Later, Lu Mingze wore new sneakers, used a new mobile phone, and went to bj. Lu Mingfei watched the second half of Dahua Westward Journey in the living room with his notebook in his arms.

In order to restore the atmosphere of the playground, he sat in the living room, and when his uncle and aunt Lu Mingze fell asleep, he turned off the light. The light of the computer screen reflected on his face. When Fairy Zixia died in the arms of the Supreme Treasure, he felt that he was really cheap, why did he have to watch the second half? If he didn't read it, wouldn't he know that Fairy Zixia would die?

At that time, he felt that the Supreme Treasure was really a waste. When he was the Great Sage Monkey King, he had boundless mana. He was wearing golden holy armor and stepping on colorful clouds, but he couldn't be with the girl he loved. In the end, he let her be stabbed to death by the Bull Demon King. in his own arms.

What if you become the Monkey King in the end? What if you have great powers? The girl you liked has died in your arms. You swung the golden hoop to concussion the Bull Demon King, beat him like a ball, and finally beat him to death, but your girl can't come back after all Now, she won't come back to life if you kill anyone. If you kill all of the Bull Demon King's subordinates, you will only be buried with her. Even if you can burn the whole world, you will just let the whole world be buried with her.

You are wearing golden armor and stepping on colorful clouds, but the girl who sees you as your favorite has closed her eyes forever, and she can no longer see your golden armor and colorful clouds.

But Lu Mingfei thought about it carefully that he was not as good as the Supreme Treasure. In the end, the Supreme Treasure put on the golden armor and stepped on the colorful clouds and let his beloved girl see it, but he could only watch movies on the sofa in the living room. Chen Wenwen didn't have the courage to talk about movies.

Lu Mingfei thought about it a lot on the Internet that day, but now he only remembers crying quietly when he saw Zixia die in the arms of the Supreme Treasure. Bu Leng Deng was so naive that the naive child was crying while watching a movie from the 1990s. The fluorescent light from the computer screen illuminated the tears on his face.

It was as dark as the living room, the light from the old TV screen was almost the same as that of the laptop, and even the tear stains illuminated by the fluorescent light seemed inexplicably similar.

Has he been watching TV in the dark crying and laughing all the time?

In the old-fashioned TV plot, Sun Wukong beat the bull demon king violently. After Zixia died, he bit the bull devil king like a beast and tore off a piece of meat. Maybe he was really dizzy. Obviously, the golden hoop is better than the teeth. Yes, but clenching your teeth is better than a stick to relieve your anger.

Fenrir watched the movie intently.

"The Bull Demon King is really abominable."

Lu Mingfei said softly.

"The Bull Demon King is abominable!" Fenrir agreed in agreement, feeling happy all of a sudden—this was the first time someone had told him that the Bull Demon King was abominable, and his sister was perfunctory to him.

Fenrir threw a bag of potato chips to Lu Mingfei, and said, "I'll give it to you." Lu Mingfei opened the bag of potato chips, grabbed a large amount and handed it to Fenrir, "I'll give you half" .

Su Xiaoqian blinked, not knowing where the two mentally handicapped children met the radio waves again.

…

"Okay, the movie is over, we should go."

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqian got up. glutinous rice

Fenrir turned to them. "I have other toys."

"But we don't have time to play," Lu Mingfei shook his head. "We still have things to do, so we can't play all the time."

"Sister always says she has something to do," Fenrir asked. "What's more important than playing and watching TV?"

elder sister? Where is your sister from? You are not the elder brother in King of the Earth and the Mountain... Oh yes, your intelligence is only five years old, so it seems normal to call your younger sister elder sister.

"I can't tell you this, but I'll come later," Lu Mingfei said, "How about I bring you a game console?"

"Yeah." Fenrir nodded.

After hesitating for a while, its wingtips swept forward from behind, and two delicate and beautiful tin soldiers drew a parabola and fell towards Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqing. Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqing reached out to catch them.

"Gift," said Fenrir in a low voice, "don't throw him in the stove."

A tin soldier's fairy tale? Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

Fenrir nodded in satisfaction.

…

Dawn, in a hotel in the imperial capital, in the rooms of Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqian.

"So we just came back like this?" Su Xiaoxuan complained, "You didn't forget about business because you found a playmate with a matching IQ?"

"First of all, our IQs don't match, and I will never be seen cheating by others," Lu Mingfei explained, "Secondly, think about it, Fenrir is half-attached to the wall, so his snacks , where did the toys and the TV come from? And Konstantin didn’t tell me that Fenrir was half-crippled—on the contrary, regardless of IQ factors, just in terms of power and power, Fenrir was eight The closest monarch to the concept of 'completeness' is that he can't be half-crippled, and to make him like this, in theory, almost no dragon can do it except the black king and the white king."

"Hi... What do you mean..." Su Xiaoqian made a bold guess.

"If I'm right, Fenrir's sister, well, by his name, is the one who imprisoned him in the Nibelungen."

"Constantine said that the power of a dragon can be transmitted by devouring, a monarch can replenish himself by devouring another monarch, a prince can be called a new monarch by devouring a monarch, and a duke can be devouring a prince by devouring himself. Called the new prince," Lu Mingfei said, "she imprisoned Fenrir in the Nibelungen, and the imprisonment is also protection—protecting this intellectually defective monarch from being swallowed up by other monarchs."

"Then since she was able to imprison Fenrir, why didn't she just devour Fenrir to supplement herself?" Su Xiaoqian was puzzled.

"Well... Probably, it's because of fear of being alone." Lu Mingfei said.

"Are dragons afraid of being lonely? I read that dragons are lonely. I thought they were not afraid of loneliness."

"Yes, loneliness is a very scary thing," Lu Mingfei said. "It's like watching a movie in the living room with the lights turned off at night, knowing that you are crying, only the light from the movie screen."

…

The next day, in the morning, Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqing had just walked to the wedding rehearsal venue when they heard Su Jinye's exaggerated shouting inside.

"What? There was a car accident?"

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqian looked at each other and walked in together. As soon as they entered, they saw Su Jinye holding the phone to his ear, his face full of anxiety.

After Su Jinye hung up the phone, Lu Mingfei asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Hey, another group of best man and bridesmaids had a car accident," Su Jinye sighed, "Didn't E and Yunsi think it would be more auspicious to find two couples to be the best man and bridesmaids, so they found her best friend and her Boyfriend, it turned out that the two of them had a car accident when they were driving together, but fortunately there were airbags, both of them were not seriously injured, Yun Si has already rushed to the hospital."

"This... can I still come to the wedding?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"If the guests don't mind the best man and the best man with bandages on their heads and plaster on their arms," ​​Su Jinye sighed, "I had known that the wedding process would not be so complicated, the day after tomorrow will be the wedding, and now we will find a new best man. We only have a day and a half of rehearsal time with the bridesmaids at most, and a day and a half is not enough time for rehearsal for the newlyweds, so it's troublesome."

Maybe it's because they don't have to think about things like dowry, buying a house, buying a car, etc. that make ordinary people exhausted. Su Jinye and Jiang Yunsi put more attention on the wedding itself, and hired a first-class wedding company to undertake it. The wedding process is quite complicated - Lu Ming Fei calls this the poverty-stricken.

But now there is a problem - because the process is too complicated, it took the previous best man and bridesmaid three days of rehearsal to basically master all the process, and a new pair is temporarily replaced. I am afraid that one and a half days of rehearsal time is not enough. Remember this complicated process, if something unexpected happens at the wedding, the fun will be big.

As for temporarily changing the process to be simpler... To be honest, this is more troublesome.

"Forget it, it's enough to have your couple of best man and bridesmaids," Su Jinye sighed helplessly, "It's really a blessing in disguise, who would have thought that the couple would be able to have a good time with just a few days' effort. Car accident, fortunately everyone is fine..."

"Well... If I want to temporarily change a pair of best man and bridesmaid, I have two candidates," Lu Mingfei thought about it and suggested, "The process doesn't need to be changed. The two people I know only need to rehearse once, and they will be able to The process is well mastered.”

"You don't mean..." Su Xiaoqian widened his eyes.

"Yes." Lu Mingfei nodded.

"Then it's all up to you," Su Jinye patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, "Whether my wedding with Yun Si can be held almost as smoothly as planned, it all depends on you!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

As long as you don't mind that the two best men are more handsome than you, and the two bridesmaids are prettier than Sister Yunsi.

Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone and made two calls.

"Hello? Is it Junior Sister Xia Mi? Xiaoqian's cousin is getting married, do you have time to be the bridesmaid? What? Yell, I know you agree, don't shout, I'll send you the address, come over quickly. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"Hello? Brother Chu, emergency! I've booked a plane ticket for you, you can fly to bj soon, I need your help with something very important!"

"It's done." Lu Mingfei slapped his palm.

"By the way," Su Jinye suddenly remembered something, and asked quickly, "Did you find a couple? Because the wedding company originally planned on the premise of two couples, best man and bridesmaids, so many processes and games were It was arranged on the premise of being a couple, and it would be embarrassing if it wasn't a couple."

"You said it as if I didn't have a rehearsal. I'm familiar with this process, right?" Lu Mingfei complained, and then swore to assure, "Don't worry, the two people I hired have never gone through this process. question@"

"That's good."

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