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Chapter 0083: Textbook!!! of the Blood Spit Realm

I see, in the picture.

Huo Jianhua froze in place, and several strands of blood slowly flowed out of his mouth.

This is called runny vomiting of blood.

Immediately afterwards, Huo Jianhua was no longer satisfied with only bleeding, but a large mouthful of blood, directly from his mouth, like tap water that did not want money, sprayed out!

This is called jet vomiting!

Immediately, Huo Jianhua was carried back into the big tent and put him on the bed!

And Huo Jianhua is still vomiting blood, blood is constantly spurting out of his mouth, and there is blood at the corner of his mouth, and the next people are waiting one by one.

This is called jet plus flow two-in-one vomiting blood!

And this plot is only two and a half minutes!

In this short period of two and a half minutes, Huo Jianhua was like vomiting blood textbook, and staged three whole ways to vomit blood!

First there was a flowing vomiting of blood, then a jet vomiting of blood, and finally a combination technique, spray plus flowing two-in-one vomiting blood!

A living textbook for vomiting blood!

This short two-and-a-half-minute video shocked the audience in the live broadcast room: “Lie in the groove! Awesome, awesome! Is this really something that can be performed in just two and a half minutes?! ”

“Little brother obeyed! Please take my knees, this is just two and a half minutes, the greatest blood-vomiting rendition I have seen since watching TV! ”

“The sadness and indignation of the emperor studying abroad can be regarded as letting Huo Jianhua give the essence of the performance, this blood vomits, and it is slowly full of emotions!”

“It’s no wonder that people vomit blood and the ratings soar, people’s blood, it’s really good to vomit it!”

Du Xiaomei also sighed and said: “Alas, the peak of vomiting blood in the entertainment industry is Huo Jianhua, in such a short time, how much blood has been vomited, how big a mouth is this to contain so many blood packs.” ”

And the video is here, not finished, and finally, it is an interview.

The reporter asked Huo Jianhua: “Recently, you played Zhu Qizhen, there are many pictures of vomiting blood.” ”

Huo Jianhua also ridiculed himself: “Yes, the audience likes to watch me vomit blood, as soon as I vomit blood, the ratings will rise, since the audience loves to watch it, I will act as soon as this interview video came out, and the audience laughed: “Hahaha, Huo Jianhua himself is helpless.” ”

“He probably didn’t expect that one day someone would summarize all the blood-vomiting videos.”

“Now Huo Jianhua’s character can’t run away, I don’t know if he will regret what he said in the interview when he sees this video.”

“The ratings soared when vomiting blood, which is really a strange physique.”

The little girl also smiled, and said with a smile: “Huo Jianhua saw this video, it is estimated that he will regret not starting out, he can’t be black, otherwise he won’t know when he will become his own persona.” ”

When the audience heard the words of the stupid little girl, they all spoke: “Hahaha, Su Xiaobai is going to change the entire entertainment industry with his own strength.” ”

“Yes, it is estimated that no star will dare to hack himself casually in the future, otherwise it will become a label in black, and it will not be ripped off.”

“In the future, Su Xiaobai is afraid that it will make the entertainment industry fearful, and Brother Hu has not yet drawn out of the wave of marriage urging.”

“What a miserable man, every year when I celebrate the New Year, I am numb when I am urged once a year, and Brother Hu is now celebrating the New Year every day.”

After everyone discussed it for a while, the video began to play.

Here, the video has also come to an end, and the trailer for the next issue has also been released as usual:

[The strongest matchmaker in the entertainment industry! ] Everyone who has acted with her has a happy event!

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[The gospel of the celebrity who was urged to get married! ] Want to get married? Come and film with me! 】

[The strongest matchmaker, stay tuned for the next issue! ] 】

[Friends who like it, remember to like it~]

As soon as these lines came out, Du Xiaomei laughed: “This is another connotation of Brother Hu, is Su Xiaobai also a pepper, so worried about Brother Hu’s marriage every day.” ”

The audience also laughed one after another: “Haha, Brother Hu has to be numb again, just down a little storm, and get up two”

“Brother Hu: Su Xiaobai, I thank you Ang!”

“Shouldn’t we be talking about who the strongest matchmaker is?”

“What’s the discussion, the data is so huge, wait for Su Xiaobai to release the next video.”

“Yes, I have already given up anyway, I slipped away first, and I will come back for the next video.”

“Walk together.”

Everyone discussed in the live broadcast room for a while, and then left one after another.

Du Xiaomei also skillfully opened the game, and did not care about the number of people who plummeted with a peaceful attitude.

The next day, Su Bai also put the video on his Douyin account, and the video to the content slowly began to ferment.

On the other side, inside the film and television city.

Huo Jianhua walked towards Ma Sichun, ready to play with her, but after approaching, he found that Ma Sichun was smiling forward and backwards.

“What’s the matter, laughing so happily?” Huo Jianhua asked with a smile. ”

As soon as Ma Sichun looked at the person, he suddenly burst into laughter, and he couldn’t say anything.

Huo Jianhua was suddenly puzzled, I came you smiled so happily, are you polite?

“What the hell is wrong? Does it matter to me? Huo Jianhua asked puzzled.

“Hahahahaha.” Ma Sichun trembled with laughter, trembling and handing over his mobile phone, unable to speak.

Huo Jianhua strangely took the mobile phone handed over by Ma Sichun and looked at it, it was a video, and he was on the screen.

Suddenly, an ominous premonition appeared in Huo Jianhua’s heart, and he quickly clicked on the video and watched it.

A few minutes later.

Huo Jianhua looked sluggish, he himself was shocked by himself, and muttered: “Have I vomited so much blood?!” ”

In the past, some netizens ridiculed him for vomiting blood, that is, he put together the blood-vomiting scenes in one of his TV series, and no one really edited all his blood-vomiting videos together, so he himself did not realize that he had actually vomited so much blood!

He has acted in so many TV series, and no one has the mind to edit them all together, who is so idle, this is not sick!

Wait a minute!

Huo Jianhua suddenly thought of something and narrowed down the video to take a look.

Su Xiaobai’s three big words came into his eyes!

Huo Jianhua suddenly felt a pang in his heart, it’s over!

“Haha, Brother Hua, your vomiting blood performance is really good, you can perform three different ways to vomit blood in two and a half minutes, amazing!” Ma Sichun laughed on the side, Huo Jianhua’s face suddenly darkened, and said: “I’ve been said like this, you still ridicule me!” ”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Masichun apologized again and again and said, “I can’t help it, hahahahaha.” ”

For a while, Huo Jianhua’s face darkened.

“Okay, don’t laugh.” Huo Jianhua said with a dark face: “I’m a little worried now.” ”

“Worried about what?” Ma Sichun said with a smile: “Worried that there will be many directors, let you go to them all vomit blood in the play to make cameos?” Hahahahaha, it’s really possible that Huo Jianhua’s face turned black into the bottom of the pot, and said: “I’m afraid, the director made me vomit blood in this play.” ”

“Huh?!” Ma Sichun finally stopped laughing, and said without much confidence: No, we are a modern love movie, how to vomit blood, there is no such bridge in the plot. ”

“Car accidents, amnesia, cancer.” Huo Jianhua reminded expressionlessly: “Don’t you know about the Korean drama Sanbao, there are many ways to vomit blood in modern dramas.” ”

Ma Sichun was instantly shocked, this is a bad film trilogy, this bridge is how old a bridge ah, the performance is not a bad movie is strange, but he has great expectations to act in this movie, can not become a bad movie!

“So what do we do?” Masichun asked anxiously.

Huo Jianhua thought for a while, and then said: “If the director asks me to add this kind of bridge later, we would rather die!” Su Xiaobai just came out of my video, I am hot at this time, the director will not change me. ”

“What if the director changes me?” Masichun asked anxiously.

Huo Jianhua suddenly rolled his eyes and said: “It is me who he wants to vomit blood, not you, what does he replace you, don’t I still not vomit blood after replacing you, he still has to spend an extra amount of money for nothing, how can he change you.” ”

“Ah, yes, yes.” Ma Sichun scratched his head embarrassedly and said: “I was confused.” ”

Huo Jianhua sighed helplessly, hoping that the director would not think about adding any bloody plot.

“The love I want only exists in you~”

At this time, Huo Jianhua’s phone suddenly rang.

He took it out and looked at Lin Xinru’s phone, Huo Jianhua’s face immediately darkened, and he could think that Lin Xinru would ridicule himself so much later.

I had the intention to hang up the phone, but I didn’t dare, the last time the maid happened, I didn’t know how long I had to sleep on the floor, and if I hung up her phone again, then I was afraid that I would have to settle on the floor.

Sighing, Huo Jianhua picked up the phone: “Hey.” ”

“Hahahahaha~” Lin Xinru’s rampant laughter came out of the earpiece.

Huo Jianhua’s face twitched, and the laughter inside was so loud that Ma Sichun next to him heard it, and the laughter that was hard to suppress just now sounded again, and Huo Jianhua was suddenly wrapped in the ridicule of the two women.

“What the hell are you okay, I’m hanging up if you’re okay.” Huo Jianhua said with a black face.

“Something, what’s the matter.”

“What do you say?”

“Laugh at you.”

Huo Jianhua was immediately blown up, you just bully me and you can’t help it, so directly to laugh at yourself, are you polite?

“I didn’t laugh at you last time, why are you still laughing at me for coming?”

Huo Jianhua took a deep breath and said.

“You haven’t laughed at me yet!” Lin Xinru immediately became angry: “You dressed as a woman to play my maid, you are not mocking me for anything!” ”

Huo Jianhua immediately became embarrassed and said: “I was thinking, anyway, you have to be matched with so many maids, I am not a fertile water that does not flow into the fields of outsiders.” ”

“You’re just laughing at me!” Lin Xinru said regardlessly: “Don’t think about quibbling, you laughed at me last time!” ”

“Okay, okay, you laugh, I’ll listen.” Huo Jian Huasheng said lovelessly.

“Hahahahaha~” Lin Xinru suddenly began to laugh again.

Huo Jianhua people are numb, let you laugh you really laugh, I don’t want face?

Lin Xinru laughed for a long time, and then said: “Hahaha, later you director, you must vomit blood in the movie, modern romance drama, this mouthful of blood vomits, you vomit the throne of the blood prince, even if you completely sit firm, hahahahaha~”

“Impossible!” Huo Jianhua immediately said: “It is impossible for me to agree to this unreasonable request from the director!” I’m the one who wants to be disciplined! ”

“You mean I’m out of luck and bottomless?” Lin Xinru’s voice shouted an octave higher.

“No, no, no, I didn’t mean that.” Huo Jianhua quickly apologized: “I mean, I will never agree to the director’s request.” ”

Lin Xinru didn’t drink Huo Jianhua tangled, but just smiled lightly and said: “It’s okay, you will definitely agree, I’ll laugh at you again when the time comes.” ”

After speaking, Lin Xinru immediately hung up the phone.

Huo Jianhua had a black face, looking at the phone that was hung up, come on, hurt each other!

“Brother Hua.” Ma Sichun next to him said worriedly: “I see that Sister Xinru said very surely, does the director have any special skills, should we ask Sister Xinru?” ”

“No need to ask!” Huo Jianhua said confidently: “I will never compromise with the director!” ”

Seeing that he was so sure, Ma Sichun didn’t say anything more, and decided in his heart to see what special moves the director had later, and then adapt to the situation.

As the two were talking, the director ran over with an excited look.

Huo Jianhua saw the director’s face, and his heart suddenly clicked, he should come, he may be late, but he will not be absent!

“Director, what a happy event is this, so happy.” Huo Jianhua greeted and asked with a smile.

“Good thing, good thing!” The director said excitedly: “Our capital, six new ah!” ”

“Six?!” Huo Jianhua was shocked all of a sudden, adding so many investors at once, this movie is going to be popular!

“Yes, that’s six!” After speaking, the director looked at Huo Jianhua and Ma Sichun with excitement and said: “Then the salary of the two will definitely be doubled!” ”

Huo Jianhua suddenly became excited, although he wanted to make a good film, but who doesn’t like money!

This time the money is doubled, can this not make people happy!

“Our crew, we’re going to get rich!” The director said excitedly: “The scenes on our side can be upgraded, the equipment can be updated, and even the plot can become richer, and the emotions are more layered, we are going to make a blockbuster!” ”

“Blockbuster!!!” Huo Jianhua and Ma Sichun are excited, this is the rhythm of fire!

“yes!” The director said excitedly: “With such a big investment, we may not upgrade comprehensively, this is our opportunity!” ”

“Great!” Huo Jianhua suddenly jumped out with excitement: “These investors are simply too good, our luck is here!” ”

“Yes, our good days are coming.” The director also smiled and said: “Come, let’s take a look at the new script, we have enriched the script, I will tell you about it.” ”

“Good!” Huo Jianhua and Ma Sichun immediately agreed happily, a fuller script, which made both of them excited, blockbuster!

Saying that, the director sat down and began to tell the two about the play Huo Jianhua listened to the director’s speech, constantly nodding his head, indeed in many aspects, much richer than the original, after all, the greater the investment, the more angles you can choose.

Huo Jianhua listened on the side, and the director kept talking on the side: “Then here, a little change, Huo Jianhua, you want to spit out a mouthful of blood here, and then”

“What?!” When I went home, I was shocked and said in disbelief: “Why do you want to vomit blood?” Why vomit blood! ”

The director was stunned for a moment, and then said: “Why else, because you vomit blood and will be fire.” ”

“But…” Huo Jianhua argued: “This is too bloody, modern romance film, what are you doing vomiting blood!” ”

The director immediately said: “Because of the unanimous demand of the capital.” ”

“Capital… He… I…” Huo Jianhua was suddenly choked and speechless, the requirements of the capital, or the requirements of the capital, who can resist?

“Otherwise, why do you think so many new investors are suddenly joining in?” The director said: “Why do people make such generous moves and invest so much? Isn’t it because you vomit blood and make you fire, which makes you spit a few mouthfuls of blood, it’s reasonable. ”

11 Huo Jianhua’s heart suddenly became entangled, why did they give so much!

Immediately Huo Jianhua looked at the director, if the director told himself at the beginning that the new capital joined in, the requirement was to vomit blood himself, and then double the salary, he was really likely to refuse.

But now, after so long in the director’s foreshadowing, after being tempted for so long, the hook itself has bitten solidly, and it will be difficult to refuse again!

From thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift!

And the point is, they give too much!

Ma Sichun on the side also looked at Huo Jianhua worriedly and said, “Brother Hua, just agree, blockbuster!” ”

Huo Jianhua was entangled for a while, remembering what he said to Xinru just now, remembering his firm eyes just now, and the temperance and bottom line he said!

Finally, Huo Jianhua made this extremely difficult decision, looked at the director and said, “Okay.” “。