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Chapter 0084: Director: They Want Too Little!!!

“Okay, then let’s continue.” The director said with a smile.

Ma Sichun next to him also immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to listen to the guide with a smile.

As for Huo Jianhua, he could vaguely see that there was a slight reddish in his dark face.

Director: “After your feelings were missed, Huo Jianhua, you were heartbroken, and a mouthful of old blood spewed out. ”

“Why is it squirting blood again!!!” Huo Jianhua roared bitterly, how can there be two stubbles!

The director glanced at Huo Jianhua obliquely and said, “They give a lot.” ”

Huo Jianhua was silent for a long time and said, “!

“Okay.”

The director nodded and calmly continued: “You were walking blindly on the street, and suddenly you saw the TV in the mall, which was playing a TV series, and then you remembered what you did and vomited a mouthful of blood. ”

“Why do you vomit blood again!!!”

“People give a lot.”

“Okay.”

After a long time.

Director: “You take the bus and you see someone who does not give up your seat to the old man, you are so angry that you vomit blood and you cross the street, and when you see someone who does not lead a schoolboy across the road, you vomit a mouthful of blood in anger… You wake up in the morning and see that there is no sun, and you spit out coffee! ”

Huo Jianhua listened to the director with an expressionless face, people are already numb, he originally thought that modern romance dramas only car accidents amnesia cancer can vomit blood, but now he knows, he far underestimates human creativity!

You want to wake up in the morning and see that the sun is not out, why can’t you spit out a mouthful of blood, right?

He also thought about refusing, but the other party gave too much, who could refuse?

Since you can’t resist, just close your eyes and enjoy, right?

Huo Jianhua listened to the director’s speech with interest, I want to see how many ways you can come up with to make me vomit blood.

After a long time, the director finally talked about the last scene excitedly: “Huo Jianhua, you are very sorry, the last scene is the scene where you vomit blood, this scene requires good acting skills, you need to use several skills to interpret in one and a half minutes.” ”

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“First of all, flowing blood vomiting, then small jet vomiting blood, then large jet vomiting blood, and finally flowing plus spray two-in-one vomiting blood, you have to interpret four different ways to vomit blood in this minute and a half, which is a breakthrough for you!”

Huo Jianhua was numb, smacked his lips, and said: “Okay, I’ll try it.13 The director immediately patted Huo Jianhua’s shoulder and said: “I am optimistic about you, vomiting blood, you are the strongest, there is no opponent at all!” ”

“Poof~” next to Ma Sichun, after all, he couldn’t help it.

Huo Jianhua darkened his face and said: “What to laugh, aren’t you from the entertainment industry, then Su Xiaobai, arrange it for you sooner or later.” ”

The director’s eyes immediately lit up: “That feeling is good!” ”

Ma Sichun instantly became frightened: “No, no, no, no, I don’t have any characteristics at all!” ”

Ma Sichun was frightened, but she saw Huo Jianhua’s appearance with her own eyes, from humiliation to submission, you have no ability to resist at all, you have to accept the absurd character arranged by the other party, it’s terrible!

Huo Jianhua darkened his face and said: “What’s about winter, I watched the movie and simply changed the name to vomit blood.” ”

The director’s eyes immediately lit up: “Good name, I’ll ask the capital.” ”

After saying that, the director ran away as soon as he slipped a cigarette, as if he really went to consult the capital, Huo Jianhua is stupid, how can this still take people’s complaints seriously, don’t ah!

Ma Sichun next to him laughed numbly, unable to speak.

Huo Jianhua black-faced, left here, really can’t stand it, there is no politeness at all, I’m still here, do you laugh at me like this.

Just returned to his rest area, Huo Jianhua’s mobile phone rang again, picked it up and looked, Lin Xinru!

Huo Jianhua’s face immediately turned red, hesitated for a long time, sighed, and picked up the phone.

As soon as the phone was connected, the other side couldn’t wait to ask: “Do they give too much?” ”

Why don’t you play your cards according to common sense?!

Huo Jianhua was silent for a long time and replied, “Much.” ”

“What about your temperance, what about your bottom line?” Xinru asked with interest.

Huo Jianhua sighed and said! ：！

“They give too much.”

Lin Xinru: “Hahahahaha~”

The other side.

Longing for a place to live and shoot.

The director walked towards the small courtyard with a smile on his face.

The four younger sisters were chatting in the small courtyard, and when Mr. Huang saw the director’s appearance walking over, an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart, and immediately asked: “What for?” What’s wrong again? ”

The three younger sisters also immediately looked at the director, and they were so scared that they couldn’t do it.

The director smiled and said: “Don’t be like this, I just want to shoot the show well, what bad thoughts can I have?” ”

Teacher Huang suddenly choked: “You old man is very bad.” ”

The director coughed awkwardly and said, “I’m just here to tell you who the guests of the next issue are.” ”

“It won’t be a large number of people again!” Teacher Huang asked with a skeptical look.

“No, no, no.” The director waved his hand again and again and said, “It’s a person you think about day and night.” ”

“Don’t talk nonsense!” Teacher Huang was instantly shocked: “The only person I think about day and night is my wife!” ”

The director’s face suddenly darkened, your family status was completely exposed!

The director also stopped selling the pass, and said directly: “In the next issue, that Internet celebrity Su Xiaobai is coming.” ”

As soon as the director said, Mr. Huang was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed: “Hahahahaha, are you serious?” That Su Xiaobai is coming?! ”

The younger sister’s eyes suddenly burst with a ray of essence and looked at the director.

The director nodded with a smile and said, “Yes, he has already agreed to come to the next program.” ”

“Good, good!” Teacher Huang turned around excitedly: “This is heaven has a way, you don’t go, hell has no door, you have to break in!” ”

The younger sister sat on the side and showed her signature smile, which made Peng Peng tremble with fear.

Teacher He looked at Teacher Huang and said with a smile: “Don’t be so happy, Su Xiaobai looks at what he usually does, then it is not an ordinary player, when the time comes, you and others have not arrived, and you have put yourself in.” ”

“Fart!” Teacher Huang said rampantly: “In my territory, I can still let him bully me, you will see when the time comes!” ”

Teacher He shook his head helplessly, always feeling that things would not be so simple.

“Hahahahaha!”

Imperial capital, in a villa.

“What nerves are you?” Zhang Ziyi roared at Wang Bee.

Wang Bee looked at Zhang Ziyi and said excitedly: “Su Xiaobai, it’s Su Xiaobai!” ”

“Su Xiaobai?” Zhang Ziyi suddenly became interested and asked, “Su Xiaobai is like this?” ”

Su Xiaobai is going to yearn for! Wang Bee said excitedly: “Su Xiaobai is going to be on a variety show!” ”

“What are you excited about when he goes on variety shows, I thought he had a new video.” Zhang Ziyi rolled her eyes and said.

Wang Bee quickly sat down next to Zhang Ziyi and said, “I also want to participate in the yearning, I want to kill him!” ”

“Just you?” Zhang Ziyi sneered: “A person who can turn the entertainment industry upside down, is that an easy player to deal with?” As long as you still die in people’s homes, you don’t go over and be killed by others at that time, it will be a shame. ”

“How could it be!!!?” Wang Bee suddenly shouted: “Variety show is our artist’s territory, on our territory, you can still let him bully me!” Moreover, he also arranged Teacher Huang and his sister to come, and everyone will definitely have the same hatred at that time! ”

Zhang Ziyi listened, and immediately thought for a while, and then said: “I advise you not to go, Su Xiaobai’s brain circuits are different from normal people, I don’t think he will put himself in danger, I’m afraid it’s not so easy to deal with.” ”

“I don’t care!” Wang Bee said angrily: “I must go, and I have to take this revenge back!” I’ll send out the new album tomorrow, and I’ll go straight to it in a few days! ”

After that, Wang Bee rushed back to the room in a huff and packed his luggage.

Zhang Ziyi shook his head and no longer cared about this person.

Tang Yan Studio, inside the boss’s office.

“Hahahahaha!” Tang Yan held the phone excitedly and muttered, “Su Xiaobai, Su Xiaobai, you have finally appeared, this time the old lady will see where else you can run!” ”

Then, Tang Yan immediately called the secretary and shouted: “Go and call the longing program group, I am going to participate in their program, just the next issue, I will only participate in the next issue!” ”

“Stipulate this period?” The secretary said suspiciously: “Just participate in this issue, will they agree?” ”

Tang Yan said without hesitation: “You tell them, I don’t want money, I shoot for nothing!” I also paid for my own ticket! ”

“Huh?!” The secretary is confused, what is the shame of not wanting money?

Tang Yan took a deep breath and said, “Su Xiaobai is going to be on that episode of the show, so you must help me get it.” ”

The secretary understood as soon as she heard it, and immediately assured the boss that it would definitely be discussed, but she knew, and the boss had recently killed Nasu Xiaobai!

Within the crew.

Hu Gefei ran towards the director like a fly, while still shouting: “Director! ”

“Director! I’m going to take a leave of absence, I have something, it’s a big deal! ”

In a villa.

Xiao Jingteng held the phone and shouted anxiously: “Agent, I must participate in this period of the yearning, I don’t want a penny, I also pay for the journey, as long as I can participate!” ”

At this moment, the same scene is playing out in the homes of countless celebrities, and they are anxiously calling their agents, saying that they do not want money to participate in the next issue of their longing life.

The agents were shocked, but after learning that Su Xiaobai was going to participate in this issue, they all understood, and began to start a series of life calls towards the program group and the other side.

Longing for a place to live and shoot.

Teacher Huang took his sister, and the two discussed excitedly in the small courtyard how to concoct this Su Xiaobai at that time.

At this time, the director suddenly went and returned, rubbing his hands and walking into the small courtyard, with an unusual smile on his face.

When Teacher Huang saw it, he suddenly felt in his heart, this is something big about to happen

“Haha, Teacher Huang, busy.” The director smiled and said to Teacher Huang: “Teacher Huang has really worked hard these days, when the show is over, I will pay for it myself, I will be the host, treat Teacher Huang well.” “。

Teacher Huang’s face instantly became vigilant, and he asked suspiciously: “What are you smoking crazy?” Tell you, it’s a ridiculous request, but I won’t agree to it. ”

The director hurriedly said: “No, no, how can I make a very ridiculous request, I am an honest person.” ”

“Don’t insult the honest man.” Teacher Huang said angrily: “Hurry up, what is going on.” ”

“That’s right, Teacher Huang.” The director rubbed his hands and said with a smile: “Su Xiaobai may have had a little accident that day. ”

“Little accident?!” Teacher Huang and his sister were instantly shocked and asked, “What little accident?!” He’s not coming?! ”

“Not really.” The director said quickly.

When Teacher Huang and his sister heard this, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief, just come, otherwise they had planned for so long, wouldn’t it be a blank plan.

“So what was the little accident you were talking about?” Teacher Huang asked suspiciously.

The director rubbed his hands and smiled cheaply: “That day, there may be a little too many people to come together.” ”

“A little much?” Teacher Huang asked puzzled, “Who else is coming?” ”

“You can probably guess.” The director said with a smile: “It’s the people that Su Xiaobai has choreographed, and they are all coming.” ”

“All coming!” Teacher Huang was instantly pleasantly surprised, isn’t this a lot of comrades-in-arms!

But in the next second, Mr. Huang reacted and looked at the director with a black face: “They are coming!” So how much do I have to cook! ”

“No way!” The director said with a bitter face: “They want too little!” ”

Teacher Huang suddenly became entangled, on the one hand, he will be very tired, on the other hand, he will have many more comrades-in-arms, how to choose?

At this time, my sister came over and said, “Mr. Huang, that Su Xiaobai’s brain circuit is different from ordinary people, I’m afraid it’s not a good person to deal with.” ”

As soon as the younger sister said, Teacher Huang immediately made up his mind and said to the director: “Okay, you let them come!” I’m open! ”

“Hey! Thank you Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang worked hard! The director said excitedly: “I’ll go and inform them to go!” ”

After speaking, the director quickly slipped away, for fear that Mr. Huang would regret it!

As soon as the director left, Mr. Huang laughed like a weasel: “This time I see what you do, let the people you have choreographed are coming to you to take revenge, you have offended half of the entertainment industry!” ”

My sister was also smiling comfortably on the side, steady, her own revenge was finally able to repay Su Bai, although she helped these stars to catch fire, but she never set up some good characters for these stars, how to Su Bai is not enough, after all, Su Bai still helped them a lot, but to say that Su Bai is too willing!

On the other side, Communication University of China, Room 302.

Su Bai is still at a loss for all this, he is in the bedroom, while cutting the video, while planning, tomorrow’s final class meeting speech, busy ah.

“Jiang Xuewen, your writing is good, you help me think.” Su Bai asked him: You said, how do I design tomorrow’s speech to make me very low-key, and then I can force me to pretend. ”

Jiang Xuewen suddenly became numb, and tomorrow he will listen to this goods again, so annoying, but he still has to keep smiling.

“I won’t.” Jiang Xuewen smiled and said to Su Bai: “I’ve never pretended to be forced, so I don’t know how to pretend to be forced.” ”

“You didn’t pretend to be forced?” Su Bai shook his head and said with a sigh: “Then you are really pitiful, you have never been in the limelight in your life.” ”

Jiang Xuewen’s face suddenly darkened, what do I mean by this, what is the situation of your brain circuit!

“Alas, forget it.” Su Bai turned around and said, “At the critical moment, you still can’t rely on it, and you have to rely on yourself.” ”

While thinking about it, Su Bai cut the video, and kept chanting in his mouth: “It’s so difficult, you have to show a low profile, and you have to pretend to be forced, money and spicy strips can’t have both, otherwise, it’s simply not low-key, I just don’t know if it’s okay.” ”

While chanting, but Su Bai, who is already familiar with this lightly, the efficiency of cutting videos is not low.

Not long after, the new issue of the video was cut, and then sent to the stupid little girl.

After receiving the video, Du Xiaomei also warmed up a wave of familiar cars, opened the live broadcast room the next day, and began to take the audience to watch a new video.

Looking at the skyrocketing number of people in the live broadcast room, Du Xiaomei felt a little sad in her heart, this week’s climax, which is really a little frustrating compared to usual.

But soon, Du Xiaomei collected her emotions and yelled at the live broadcast room: “Brothers, the time is up, are you ready?!” ”

In the live broadcast room, the audience responded: “It’s been a week of preparation, let’s get started!” ”

“Let’s start, little sister, I don’t want to see you!”

“It’s coming, hurry up!”

Seeing that the audience responded, Du Xiaomei also responded: “Okay, since everyone is ready, then let’s start!” ”

Saying that, the little girl skillfully found the video and began to play it.