Maybe a Fake Gintama

Seeing the Wanshiwu trio and Jiang Cheng who had changed their costumes beyond recognition, Fourteen couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

What? Can't you find these guys to do some acrobatics?

No, I just want to invite them to remove spirits. Kondo explained.

Are you kidding? These guys look suspicious at first glance. Fourteen looked at the four of them again and said.

Oh! Little brother, behind you... Kagura exclaimed, pointing at Fourteen's back but hesitated to speak.

What's wrong? What happened behind my back? Fourteen asked.

However, Kagura did not answer, but whispered to Gintoki on the side. However, Fourteen still heard words such as There is no hope and We can only donate.

Can I kill them? Can I?! As he said this, Fourteen was about to draw his sword.

However, Kondo on the side quickly stopped and looked at the disguised Jiang Cheng and the others, Master, do you think you can think of some way? This is really scary, no one dares to go to the latrine.

Leave it to me, gorilla. Kagura took a step forward and said.

Ah, did you just call me a gorilla? Kondo reacted and said, You called me a gorilla!

…

In the room, the four members of Jiang Cheng and the three members of the True Selection Group sat opposite each other.

Just now I took a look around the house and felt a very powerful spiritual wave, gorilla. Gintoki said aloud.

Hey! You did say gorilla this time! Kondo replied.

Hey, let's try removing spirits first, but it's also expensive, gorilla! Kagura said at this time.

Hey, you guys are addicted. Fourteen reminded him loudly.

Speaking of which, what kind of spirit is it? A gorilla. Sougo asked.

It's contagious! Adding the orangutan's habit at the end is contagious! Kondo exclaimed.

That...is the factory director. Just after Kagura finished speaking, Gintoki punched her in the face.

That's the spirit of the factory manager who was killed by the conveyor belt. Gintoki replied.

I said, what everyone sees seems to be a female spirit. Kondo said,

That's wrong, Xin Baji said, pinching his throat. That's the spirit of a factory manager who is said to look like a factory manager who was killed by a conveyor belt, but is actually the spirit of a woman who committed suicide.

Don't you think it's too long?! There's no need to say the attributive of factory director! It's just water! Fourteen shouted, while looking at Jiang Cheng who had been silent, Hey, why have you been silent? Why? not talking?

Jiang Cheng really didn't expect to be questioned at this time. Although he hadn't thought of his lines yet, he still said bravely, It doesn't matter whether it's the factory director or the female spirit. Can't women be... Factory director?

After listening, everyone's faces showed So that's it! ]'s shocked expression.

However, Jiang Cheng was a little happy at this time, so he didn't stop and continued to make up... and said: Besides, the trouble is not the factory director's spirit, but you! Mr. V-shaped bangs!

What did you say?! Fourteen became anxious upon hearing this, Don't lie, believe it or not, I will chop you down!

Hmph, have you ever heard someone whispering next to your ear in your sleep? Keep saying things like [kill you]?

Of course not... Fourteen was about to retort, but suddenly remembered that such a situation really existed, and was stunned for a moment.

No! Fourteen, you... Kondo also saw that something was not right.

So, it's not the factory director's spirit that's in trouble, but you! After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he closed his eyes and pretended to mutter a few words, then opened his eyes, shook his head and lamented, Private Marseille, I There is nothing you can do…”

Is it really...really that serious? Kondo said.

It's a hundred times more troublesome than that red coat factory! Jiang Cheng replied without thinking,

At the same time, he stood up and walked towards the door, I just discovered this situation, so again...

Before he could say goodbye, Fourteenth said, Huh, even if there is one, it's just the spirit of the warrior who died under my sword. I don't care about that level at all.

Fourteen, I just told you, don't underestimate Ling! Kondo said and quickly stood up and stopped Jiang Cheng, Master! Please save Fourteen!

It's not that there's nothing we can do, but...hey, Jiang Cheng still sighed after finishing speaking, facing the three people in Wanshiwu, Let's go, this is no longer something we can solve...

After hearing this, the Wanshiwu trio also stood up and walked towards the door. All three of them understood Jiang Cheng's routine.

At this critical moment, Fourteenth finally lowered his head and spoke: Please...please wait...

…

Then, please tell me about Hijikata-kun's usual hobbies or habits, and I want to analyze them. Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice.

At this time everyone sat down again.

Well, I have to eat several bottles of mayonnaise every day, put mayonnaise on everything I eat, and smoke every day... Kondo was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish.

That's it! I already know it!

Hey! Isn't that too hasty! Fourteen complained.

No, not careless at all! Jiang Cheng raised his head, and Conan's BGM sounded at the same time, There is only one truth! That is mayonnaise!

Hey! You have nothing to do with Ling completely! I'm really going to kill you! Fourteen shouted.

It doesn't matter? You are so young! Jiang Cheng said with a disdainful chuckle, and asked fourteen questions at the same time, Then, let me ask, what is the main ingredient of mayonnaise?

Eggs. Fourteen replied without thinking.

That's right! The truth is eggs! Jiang Cheng said blindly, We all know that eggs are divided into those that can hatch chicks and those that can't! So, how do you tell the eggs used in the mayonnaise you eat? Is it the one that can hatch chicks or the one that can't! Even if the store says they only use eggs that can't hatch chicks, but they accidentally put in the eggs that can hatch chicks, what should I do?! Eat them every day Have you ever thought about this question when you drop a lot of mayonnaise?! Calculating this, how many lives of unborn chicks have you taken away! Do you understand?!”

The cigarette from Fourteen's mouth fell...

At this time, the Wanshiwu trio were completely shocked.

New Eight: Really! Really fooled! Perfect! There is no excuse at all! No wonder it’s Jiang Chengsang!

Gintoki: I have completely ignored the topic of the woman in red! I've completely fallen into Jiang Cheng's rhythm! Terrible man!

Kagura: Have I ever eaten an egg that can hatch a chick, Aru...

So, according to the master, is it the collective resentment of those chicks who failed to come to this world? Kondo analyzed.

That's right. Jiang Cheng replied.

Are you...are you kidding! Fourteen shouted, It's not my fault! Shouldn't they be looking for the wrong person?! I'm just a consumer!

Consumers? Haha, Jiang Cheng sneered again, If there were no consumers, there would be no mayonnaise at all! And! Do you think they didn't go to the person who picked them wrong?!

Everyone was dumbfounded again.

You mean...you mean, the woman in red... Kondo murmured.

That's right! That woman in red is the director of the mayonnaise factory! After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he quietly gave an OK sign to the three people in Wanshiwu, who were shocked again.

Gintoki: I’m in a big trough!

New Eight: Too... too strong! Perfect! Completely seamless! The whole story is completely connected! Not only was the spirit of the little chicken made up, but even the woman in red was involved!

Kagura: Private Marseille! Eggs!

Well, Sougo raised his hand at this time, didn't you just say that he committed suicide? That factory director in red.

So you are still too young, Jiang Cheng shook his head and said, For them, disguising a person as committing suicide is as easy as a high school student trying to calculate addition and subtraction within ten!

Well, what will happen to him at Fourteen? You just said there was a way, right?! What should we do?! Kondo asked eagerly.

Hey... stop joking! Fourteen said intermittently, How could I agree with that... that kind of thing?

Then, please give me a bottle of mayonnaise. Jiang Cheng stretched out a hand and said.

Hmph, what can you tell from something like that. Fourteen said, but still handed a bottle of mayonnaise to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng looked at the mayonnaise in his hand, looking left and right, still counting in his mouth.

There seem to be three in this bottle, Jiang Cheng said casually, the spirits of three little chickens.

In an instant, cold sweat broke out on Fourteen's head.

No, did you see it wrong? Gintoki snatched the bottle of mayonnaise, No matter how you look at it, there must be at least thirty of them. Look here, one, two, three, four...

The sweat on Fourteen's face is getting more and more, and his complexion is getting worse and worse...

Hey... what are we going to do...?! Fourteen asked intermittently.

Leave it to the three of us. You don't need the Master to remove spirits! Just leave it to the three of us! Gintoki was the first to speak up, Although it will reduce our Taoism by more than half! But...

Before Gintoki had finished speaking, Fourteen had already taken out his wallet, placed all the bills on the ground, and pushed it towards Gintoki.

Gintoki put it into his arms calmly, and at the same time gave Shinpachi and Kagura a look.

The two understood and stood up at the same time.

Um...anyway, your name is Yamazaki, right? Gintoki walked to Yamazaki who was sitting at the door and said, I will let the spirit fall on you and then get rid of it.

Looking at the three people with unkind expressions, Yamazaki couldn't help but panic for a moment, Qiao...Qiao Bean Sack, may I ask...what method should be used to eliminate it?

I'll smoke you together. Gintoki replied.

What! Then anyone can do it! What do I need from you?! Yamazaki retorted.

No, not everyone can do it, only the virgin named [Yamazaki] can do it! Jiang Cheng said while sitting in the room.