Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hey?! Why?! Why does it have to be called Yamazaki! And why does it have to be a virgin! Why is there such a specific condition! And why can you see the virginity?! Yamazaki yelled.

Shut up, Yamazaki, it's just a virgin. Readers will be angry if it takes up so many words. It's just a virgin. Sougo said.

Hey?! Why do you have to say it twice!...Wow!

As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, he was punched in the stomach by Gintoki. He instantly fell to the ground and rolled his eyes.

Now the spirit has been attached! Gintoki explained loudly, The next step is to eliminate Yamazaki and the spirit together... and beat them to pieces.

Qiao... Qiaodou Sack, Fourteen, who was sitting with his head lowered, spoke at this moment, Um... Is there a way not to eliminate the little chicken spirit...

Looking at Shi Shi who raised his head seriously, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but be a little confused for a moment, but he still said casually: It's not nothing... But, our spiritual power has been exhausted just now. After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked towards Gintoki San The man winked.

The three of them understood, fell to the ground and began to twitch, spitting out unknown red liquid. Even Jiang Cheng is the same.

What's wrong! Master! Kondo said quickly.

Just now... I just said that the spirit is too powerful... Jiang Cheng got up and rubbed his chest, raised his head and pretended to be weak, but secretly smiled evilly and thought to himself [As expected just now The Fanta I bought is put to use! 】

You actually...acted like this for us! Kondo's nose and tears welled up together.

Then...then let me do it! Fourteen stood up and said at the same time.

You...you are just an ordinary human being! Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

Everything...all is my fault, so...I should bear all this sin! Fourteen's face was a little gloomy.

Hmph, not bad momentum, Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle, Then...

…

dusk.

It's finally done. Please ascend to heaven. Fourteen said to the countless small tombs he had erected in the yard.

An empty mayonnaise bottle is buried in every small grave, and there are small tombstones erected one after another, densely filled with words: [Chicken Ichiro], [Chicken Erlang], [Chicken Sanlang], [Chicken Sanlang] Chicken Shiro], [Chicken Five Lang]... and three incense sticks are lit in front of every small tomb...

Hey, have we gone too far? Shinpachi asked in a low voice, Will Hijikata-san never dare to eat mayonnaise again in the future?

What are you talking about, Yaji. We are doing it to help others, Gintoki replied casually, Giving up mayonnaise is good for his health, so we can be considered as doing good deeds. Don't you think so? Kagura?”

Gintoki turned around and saw Kagura running up to the tombs at some point, muttering I'm sorry! ] [I will never eat egg rice bowl again] and the like.

Hey! We also have a fool here who believes it! Xin Bajia was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Fourteen came over and asked Jiang Cheng: Um...is this okay?

Ah? Jiang Cheng was just communicating with Sougo about some unknown things. He didn't notice Fourteen coming over at all, so he was a little confused for a moment, Ah! That's okay! What's important is your mood! Why? The feeling of thinking about those little chickens! The feeling of wanting them to ascend to heaven! Don’t worry! If your mood is serious, then whether it is a spirit or something else, you will definitely feel it!

Are you in the mood? Fourteen blew out a smoke ring and slowly turned his head to look at the sunset in the distance, his eyes as complicated as they could be.

Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi who were watching on the side were all laughing secretly.

That...what should we do with the spirit of the woman in red? Kondo said at this time.

The most troublesome part has been solved. For those of you at that level, just use [Perseverance] and [Aura] to deal with it. Jiang Cheng replied casually.

Hey! [Perseverance] [Momentum] doesn't work! It doesn't work no matter what you think! You can't cope with that kind of thing! Kondo yelled.

Huh? Are you afraid? Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo and said, As the world-famous director of the True Selection Group, you are afraid of the spirit of a woman in red? Are you still a samurai?!

You're right, we are samurai, Fourteen turned around and said, Samurai shouldn't be afraid of ethereal things, master, I understand.

Boys can be taught, Jiang Cheng's face turned up slightly, showing an expression of relief.

Well... Kondo leaned close to Fourteen's ear and whispered, Fourteen, can you accompany me to the toilet... I've been holding it in for almost a day...

But Jiang Cheng and others also heard it...

Fourteen was just about to scold him when Kagura came over and said with a wicked smile, How pitiful you are. Do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?

How dare you fool the samurai! Kondo became anxious when he heard this, but his attitude made a 180-degree turn, Then please accompany me to the bathroom door!

You actually asked her to ask for your help! Fourteen was very angry.

There's nothing I can do, I've really been holding it in for too long... Kondo turned around and said with an innocent face.

Come on, let's go. With that said, Kagura led Kondo to the toilet.

Looking at Kondo's back, Fourteenth's face was full of dark lines, Please keep this matter secret! Fourteenth said to Jiang Cheng.

Don't worry, we've seen this happen a lot. Jiang Cheng said shamelessly, We won't tell anyone about this.

Is it really okay? It seems to be quite serious, Xin Baji said, pinching his voice, Although we don't care about that level of spirits, you ordinary people...

Who are you looking down on? Fourteen said disdainfully, If you treat the other party as a 3D projection, there is no need to be afraid. After all, there is no entity.

Hey? Hijikata-san, did you really see that woman in red? Sougo asked.

I can't tell, but... Fourteen thought of the scene last night, At that time, I seemed to have really seen something that I couldn't explain.

That's the attitude! It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of thing! Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

But at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a scream, it was Kondo...

Everyone reacted and rushed to the toilet.

What happened? Fourteen rushed into the toilet first and asked.

Maybe the zipper pulled the skin off Aru. Kagura replied.

Are you kidding! Fourteen said and kicked open the door. Kondo's head was stuffed into the toilet, and he was completely frightened and fainted...

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the tatami and kept saying something like woman in red kimono, everyone didn't know what to say.

This situation... Just as Shi Shi spoke up, he was stunned by Jiang Cheng's mysterious operation.

I saw Jiang Cheng helping Kondo up and stabbing him down with one hand. Kondo stopped mumbling.

What are you doing?! Hundan!

Don't worry, this situation will be better after some sleep. Jiang Cheng replied casually, Then, I'll go to the toilet. After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked to the door.

Kagura: I want it too.

Xin Baji: I want it too.

Sougo: Then, I want it too.

After saying that, the four people walked out one after another. Only Shizuo and Gintoki were left who had not yet reacted...

After going out, Jiang Cheng and the others did not go to the toilet, but followed Sougo to a utility room.

Take off your disguise, Mr. Sougo is one of our own. Jiang Cheng said as he took off his disguise.

Huh?! Huh~?! Shinpachi was a little unbelievable, pointing at Sougo and being speechless for a while, Okita-sanya... when did you get together!

Hmph, communication between men sometimes only requires a look. Jiang Cheng said casually.

However, Shinpachi saw the dangerous aura emanating from the faces of Jiang Cheng and Sougo, and couldn't help complaining: No, it's natural that S can communicate with each other through eyes!

But having said that, Kagura-chan, you went too far. You scared the gorilla so much that I almost couldn't come back. Jiang Cheng complained, but then looked at Sougo, Sougo-kun, are you ready with what I asked you to prepare?

Don't worry, boss, I prepared it exactly as you requested. Sougo said and took out several sets of red kimonos, wigs and flashlights from behind.

Hey~ Have you prepared such a thing? Xin Baji didn't know what to say.

The three of them gathered around the red kimonos and wigs and began to discuss plans, but they did not notice what Kagura behind them said: I didn't do the orangutan, Aru! 】......

Then, the plan is [Heartbeat! A terrifying night with naturally curly silver hair and V-shaped bangs!] Jiang Cheng said to the three people who had already changed their clothes.

Hey, are we going a little too far? Shinpashi tugged on his red kimono and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.

What are you talking about? Xin Baji? That silver-haired natural curly guy who doesn't even get paid, this is punishment, punishment! Jiang Cheng said while adjusting his wig.

I didn't expect Hijikata-san to be afraid of such a thing. Now the position of deputy commander may really be mine! Sougo turned on the flashlight with a sinister smile on his face.

Then, turn off the electric switch first. Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said.

…

On the other side, Shizuo and Gintoki, who were sitting in the room, couldn't help but feel a little impatient when they saw that everyone hadn't come back for a long time.

Hey, why haven't those four people come back yet? Fourteen couldn't help but muttered.

Maybe it's a big one. Gintoki replied casually while flipping through the jump he found somewhere.

But the next moment, the lights in the room suddenly went out, and then the two of them heard a scream. The screams were from Jiang Cheng and the other four who had just left...