Maybe a Fake Gintama

Isn't it still an American drama in the end?! Yin Shibai roared with eyes wide open.

Give me enough time! You bastard! Xinghai Fangzhu cursed with a burst of veins, and then pointed at himself.

Please think again carefully, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng. Jiubingwei said, Although the meat pie is very close, it is not!

Hey, where exactly are you getting close? Yinshi complained silently.

That, let me say, Jiang Cheng got up again, patted the dust on himself like a normal person, and said helplessly to the three of them, When it comes to Christmas, it's a holiday from Western countries, right? No matter how I think about it, there are only turkey and mince pies in American TV dramas.

No! There is one last decisive existence! The three replied at the same time.

...No, I really can't remember. After Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and frowned for a long time, he opened his eyes and said this.

Think about it for me! Use your head full of barren brain cells! Yin Shi pointed to himself and said to Jiang Cheng.

Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you can definitely remember it! Xinghai Fangzhu pointed at himself at the same time, Even that kind of head can think of it, it's very simple! The answer lies in this yard!

Yes! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng! Jiu Bingwei pointed to himself and echoed loudly.

Hey, what did you think of? Jiang Cheng asked everyone in the room.

I don't know about Alu. Kagura, who was still acting like a baby in Jianghua's arms, replied casually.

Eggs. A Miao narrowed her eyes and showed a smile, and raised an index finger at the same time.

Christmas card... Haruta squatted on the ground hugging her legs and murmured while looking at the card in front of her.

Is it this? Yue Yong asked, pointing to the two barrels of lubricating fluid that appeared at the side.

Haruta's perfect test paper. Hinata said with narrowed eyes and a smile.

Sister-in-law who can make me feel at ease. Jiang Hua said softly.

Atong sauce! Xin Baji took the words.

Miss A Miao! Jiubingwei interjected.

Christmas with my wife and daughter.

Xinghai Fangzhu raised his hand and said.

Ah Chu... Hasegawa, who was drunk to the point of lying down on the ground, answered.

Jiang Cheng-sama's [beep--]! A group of Baihua members replied.

It's not right! It's not right at all! Gintoki yelled frantically, From that test paper, it has completely become your own wish! Speaking of which, the wish has become a bit worse since that glasses! It seems that there is also a wife who ran away from home with dark glasses! Hey——! Give me enough, you bastards! It must be intentional!

As he said that, Gintoki looked at Jiubei and Xinghai Fangzhu, Hey, why did you two also participate in the topic just now? Are you idiots? You are the ones asking questions!

Well, for me, Christmas Eve without Miss A Miao really can't be called Christmas Eve. Kubei replied solemnly.

Shut up, ahhh! Yinshi yelled frantically.

Well, I agree with the two answers, the reassuring sister-in-law and the Christmas Eve with his wife and daughter. Xinghai Fangzhu raised his hand and said, and then thought in his heart: 【This answer is really good! As long as he has a sister-in-law, that bastard will definitely give up on Jiang Hua! 】

Shut up, too! Yin Shi shouted angrily with a fierce face, bursting veins and white eyes.

Ahahaha! It seems that you are all embarrassed to say that name! The voice of an orangutan stalker came from the wall.

You are...! Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank slightly.

Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their heads to look at the past at the same time, and saw Kondo, who was cosplaying Santa Claus and carrying a gift bag, standing on the fence.

Ah, it's an orangutan. Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and completed what he just said expressionlessly.

Indeed, it's Aru the orangutan. Kagura nodded in agreement,

There is no doubt that it is an orangutan, an orangutan wearing Santa Claus clothes. A Miao nodded and said, and then made a puzzled expression, But why are orangutans on the fence of my house? And why are they wearing such clothes?

Probably... because he was attracted by the aroma of bananas on the table. Jiubingwei nodded and analyzed while pinching his chin.

Indeed, this is the only possibility. Xinghai Fangzhu murmured and analyzed, This is the only possibility for orangutans to suddenly appear on Christmas Eve.

Hey, hurry up and give him the banana, the child seems to be too hungry. Yin Shi said to everyone in the room with a serious expression on his face.

Hey! It's too rude, you bastards! Kondo complained wildly with blank eyes, Why did you just follow the topic of orangutans like that! No! Although there are subtle similarities, it's not anymore!

No, that's no longer a subtle resemblance but a complete resemblance. Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

My name is Monkey Santa Claus! Kondo continued self-consciously, Unfortunately, I was not attracted by the aroma of bananas, but by the smell of the female monkeys here! You three guys who don't have the courage to say that answer should leave early! From now on, this is my monkey Santa's exclusive forest! I will never allow the female monkeys in this forest to do anything!

Who is the female monkey! A Miao's face was suddenly bruised, and she gritted her teeth and cursed.

Miss A Miao! Kondo became excited in an instant, and shouted impassionedly, It's a new page for my tryst, even midsummer will become a holy night! As long as you need it, I will be your exclusive Santa Claus at any time for 365 days! Tonight must not be just a holy night, that's right! Tonight will be a holy night for you and me to spend a good night together...

Before he finished speaking, a huge lavender package flew quickly from behind Kondo, smashed heavily on Kondo's back and smashed Kondo into the yard together.

Kondo's screams were also mixed with the loud bang of the landing.

That... I'm really sorry, the voice of the little ape came out of the wriggling lavender package, Excuse me, is Yinsang here? I haven't found it after searching for a long time...

As he said that, the little ape got his head out of the bag, I wanted to give him a gift, where did it go?

Well, actually, my friend just saw him in hell. Jiang Cheng said casually, If you want to find him, trouble yourself to die, and you will probably be able to meet him in Santuchuan.

Thank you, I'll go now... The little ape reacted before he finished speaking, and said angrily with white eyes, How is it possible! You bastard!

You guys are really annoying... Jiang Cheng sighed, Running to other people's parties one by one, what exactly do you want to do?

Of course it's Santa Claus! Several people said in unison.

Huh? Santa Claus? Jiang Cheng stared at them with a strange face, Why do you want to be that disgusting old man?

Of course it is...

Before Kondo could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng interrupted him again.

Okay, needless to say, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, I don't want to know the reason for that kind of boring, but there is one thing I hope you understand...

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, showed a smile, and continued lightly: If you spoil our party atmosphere here again, I will really kill you.

【Murderous? 】Xinghai Fangzhu frowned tightly, thinking in his heart, 【It is indeed remarkable, I have never seen such a real murderous aura over the years...but...】

Yoshihara, I believe that no matter which one of us, we never wanted to spoil the atmosphere of the party, Kondo folded his hands and said seriously, It should be the opposite, each of us wants to add atmosphere to the party!

That's right! Christmas Eve without Santa Claus is not Christmas Eve at all! Xinghai Fangzhu took the words.

There is only one real Santa who can join the party! Yin Shi's face showed full seriousness.

Who is it! Please make a choice! Jiubingwei took the words.

No, I don't want to join your party, I just came here to give Yinsang a gift. Xiao Yuan said, And can you hand over Yinsang quickly, because the bottom is full of fruits, so it's very cold...

Before the little ape finished speaking, Yinshi kicked the little ape and kicked the little ape together with the package that wrapped herself into the small pool beside her.

The sound of falling into the water was accompanied by the scream of the little ape.

Of course, the real Santa Claus is me! Yin Shi pointed to himself and said confidently.

I won't give in at all! Kubei said, I am the Santa Claus who can bring happiness to A Miao... No, Santa Claus Nine!

It's me! Kondo folded his hands and said, I am the Santa Claus who wants to be brought happiness by Miss A Miao!

No, then my sister is Santa Claus... Xin Baji complained silently.

In this world... no, this party only needs one Santa Claus... The corner of Xinghai Fangzhu's mouth was raised, and his face showed full seriousness.

No, we don't need it. Jiang Cheng said casually.

Hey? What did you just say? Xinghai Fangzhu's expression froze obviously.

I mean our party doesn't want Santa Claus at all. Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, If you invite that kind of old man to participate, the whole party will stink of old age.

Old age smells? Don't! I hate it! A Miao said with disgust.

To me today, little uncle is the real Santa Aru, so that kind of smelly old man doesn't need Aru at all. Kagura said.

Yes, Jiang Chengsang is already a complete Santa Claus today, Xin Baji looked at the handshake coupon in his hand with joy, Thank you, Santa Claus Jiang!

Alcohol is the real Santa Claus! Hasegawa yelled drunkenly, It's the real Santa Claus that can make me forget everything and make me have sweet dreams!