Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hey? Xinghai Fangzhu was stunned again, and then quickly said with an apologetic smile, No, no, it's very strange, you still need Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, no matter how you look at it, your party lacks a real Santa Claus who can bring children dreams, ah ha ha ha...

Indeed, there is really a lack of a Santa Claus who can bring Miss A Miao happiness! Kondo took over the words, Please think again! Yoshihara's!

The real Santa Claus who brings happiness to Ms. A Miao is me! Kubei shouted seriously.

For Yinsang...

The little ape in the female Santa Claus costume who crawled out of the pond at some point had just opened his mouth but was kicked out by Gintoki again.

That... Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and then directly showed his cards to the people in front of him, I said, we really don't need that kind of thing anymore, the real Santa Claus? No, we don't need it at all. By the way, if it's the real Santa Claus, don't many children need you tonight? Why are you only entangled here? Are you negligent? Those children who are still expecting gifts will be sad.

No, I just need to be Miss A Miao's Santa Claus! Kubei and Kondo said at the same time.

Are you two idiots? Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with a strange expression on his face. By the way, how can you stalkers who are so obvious at a glance have the nerve to say that you are Santa Claus? Besides, why do you have to be persistent and become Santa Claus? If you don't become Santa Claus, there is no Christmas, so you can't express your feelings? If you can't express your feelings without using the excuse of Santa Claus and Christmas, then there is no need to express your feelings. I'm serious.

Whatever you want to convey can be conveyed directly at any time. There is no need to wait until some boring Christmas, and there is no need to wear clothes that look funny at all. It is not necessary at all! Whenever you want to convey, convey it! If you have to stick to this seemingly unnecessary method of conveying your heart, your heart will never be conveyed to the person who wants her to understand your heart! Do you really not understand at all?

But... Jiu Bingwei raised his hand to defend, but Jiang Cheng didn't give her this chance.

Do you want to talk about something reserved or a special day? Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his lips, and continued with disdain: The former is just a reason for you to be embarrassed to speak, and the latter is almost the same. Anyway, it is an excuse for yourself. To be honest, Jiubingweijun, I am a little disappointed in you. I have told you before, right? If you like it, say you like it, and if you hate it, say you hate it. Do you understand?

I understand! It's from Yoshiwara! Kondo who didn't know when he took off the Santa Claus on his body,

He said solemnly: There is no need to be obsessed with Christmas and Santa Claus! Or, every day can be Santa Claus and Santa Claus! Now, I finally understand!

That... I will talk about it later if I understand... Jiang Cheng looked at the whole fruit, and Kondo, who was partially mosaic, complained silently, I just want to know if it has something to do with your whole fruit? Why is there only mosaic left in an instant?

Showing sincerity requires all efforts! Kondo replied solemnly, and then showed a grateful face, Thank you, Yoshiwara's. You let me understand, Christmas? Santa Claus? No! There is no need! Love must be spoken out boldly!

Talk about your size!! A Miaobai kicked over with eyes and roared angrily, kicking Kondo directly into the pond beside him, What dirty things did you show us! Do you want us to be disgusted to death?!

Well, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I also understand. Jiubingwei nodded, Although I don't understand it very well, I feel that I understand it. That means I must wear this costume for 365 days a year from now on, right?

Ah, yes. Jiang Cheng squinted his peas and replied expressionlessly, You just wear this dress three hundred and sixty-five days a year and go to the mall as a mascot. You understand a ghost! Why did you come to such a conclusion? Or is it that you can't express yourself without wearing this dress? Are you this type? Speaking of which, what does this dress mean to you? Does it have courage? Can it increase courage?

Well, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I don't know why after you said this, I felt that this dress suddenly gave me a certain boost... As he said, Jiubingwei's expression gradually became serious, Could it be that this is the golden saint...

No way! Jiang Chengbai yelled angrily, Why did it turn into a golden holy cloth? At best, it's just a dirty red cotton padded jacket with the smell of old age! Let alone Athena after wearing it, it's a red cotton padded jacket that even children over twelve years old would dislike!

No! No! It's the holy clothes stained with [beep——] blood from Yin Sang! The little ape who didn't know when came to Jiang Cheng again loudly argued.

As soon as the little ape finished speaking, he was once again kicked into the pond by Yinshi unpretentiously.

Well... Even if what you said makes sense, there is only one real Santa Claus! Yinshi said again, and then glanced at Xinghai Fangzhu, I...he is still! It's better to clarify this issue first? If we don't figure it out, we might not leave easily...

【Oh no! The worst situation in the world! These guys don't care about Santa Claus at all! ] Yinshi gritted his teeth in his heart and said, 【Even a real Santa Claus would feel embarrassed in this situation, right? Don't tell me I'm a fake and shoddy! Doesn't this mean that my waiting this afternoon is like a joke? don't want! I don't want to be that kind of joke! What about leaving in despair? Just leave in despair? no! Even if you leave in despair at such a time, it won't work! It's still a joke! What will the real Santa do this time? How on earth will it be done! ! tell me! Real Santa Claus! 】

Say...that's right. Xinghai Fangzhu smiled awkwardly, We won't leave easily if we don't understand this matter...

【Oh no! Really bad! The situation has become so serious that I, the owner of Xinghai Fang, find it particularly troublesome! 】Xinghai Fangzhu thought to himself, 【Isn't it better to just leave the stage at this time? After being told that, even the real Santa Claus would leave the scene disheveled, right? 】

While thinking about it, Master Xinghaifang glanced at Yinshi who was beside him, 【Hey! Santa Claus! Can you bear this insult too? ! Enough already! leave quickly! Exit quickly! If you don't leave, I can't just leave like this! How embarrassing! Although the exit methods of the three players are a bit strange, they are already the best exit methods! There is no doubt that the three of them no longer need to worry about such things! Even if it's natural to participate in the party, it's fine! The important thing is that I am with you! 】

【please! Hurry up and leave! It doesn't matter what the reason is! Anyway, please! Leave before me! 】Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu thought at the same time.

The real Santa Claus? Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu in front of him, Although I don't know why you have to choose such a boring thing, but if you really care so much, I can help. I happen to know the way to choose the real Santa Claus.

【Why? ! Does this idiot know that way? ! 】Yin Shi was startled.

[No, no way! Does this bastard really know how to spot the real Santa Claus? ! 】Xinghai Fangzhu said in surprise in his heart.

That... shouldn't it? By the way, you don't look like the person who can think of that kind of method. The cold sweat on Yinshi's face began to come out drop by drop.

Say...that's right, no matter how you look at it, you don't seem to be someone who masters that method, ahahaha... Master Xinghaifang twitched the corners of his mouth and said with some embarrassment.

【No! no! This guy is indeed an idiot, but even if there is only a 1% possibility, he can't use his method to choose! ] Yinshi thought in his heart.

[In this case, it doesn't matter whether you choose the real Santa Claus or not! The most important thing is to find a reason to leave! This is the most important! If the stalemate continues here, it will be terrible! It's going to be like the party is unhappy because of Santa! don't want! I don't want to become that kind of existence that destroys the atmosphere! ] Master Xinghaifang thought to himself.

Maybe my brain is not that smart, but I'm still very confident in how to tell the real Santa Claus, Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and continued solemnly, Just ask one question, and the real Santa Claus can be distinguished instantly.

Hey——! Does Jiang Chengsang still have such skills? Xin Baji beside him asked in surprise, Can you really tell the real Santa Claus with just one question?

Ah, yes. Jiang Cheng nodded.

That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, Aru. Kagura waved his hand impatiently.

No, the two of them seem to care about it. Jiang Cheng pointed to Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu and explained, And I also think it's better to distinguish them clearly, otherwise the two will still fight even if they leave. Well, I'm going to start asking. The question is actually very simple.

【No! I don't want to hear it at all! If you can't answer at this time, it will be terrible! Will definitely be regarded as a thief! 】Yin Shi's entire face was completely darkened.

【no! Never let him ask! If you can't answer, you won't have any face left today! 】Xinghai Fangzhu thought with his head down and his face dark.

The issue is…

At this moment, Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu thought of a certain method at the same time, and simultaneously waved their fists at Jiang Cheng's lower abdomen.

[Isn't it enough to make him unable to ask questions! ! 】The two thought at the same time.

Woo! Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood, then fell to his knees and slowly fell to the ground.

Ahahaha, it seems that today is really not the right time to come. If there is no need for Santa Claus, I will leave first. There are still many children waiting for me today! Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ahahahaha!

Saying that, Master Xinghaifang waved his hands to everyone in the room, turned around and strode away.

The elk parking space outside the door seems to be running out of time, and if you park a little longer, you should pay a fine, so I won't bother everyone. Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ahahahaha...

Saying that, Yinshi also turned around, and strode towards the door with big strides.

After the two left, Jiang Chengcai slowly got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then gently raised the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Cheng sama! Are you okay?! A group of Baihua girls hurried forward and asked concerned.

Well, it's okay. Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled softly, then turned and walked towards the door, Well, I have a little something to do, if it's a party, let's play first, and I'll be back in a while.

...

When Jiang Cheng came to the door, what he saw was Xinghaifangzhu and Yinshi who were leaning against the wall and squatting on the ground sinking into depression.

Hey, the party is about to start, how long are you going to stay here? Jiang Cheng said casually to the two of them, I'll just wait for the two of you, today's party wouldn't be fun without one person~ I'm sorry for you, but can you give me Kagura's exclusive Santa Claus throne? Just today is enough. Yinshi...and, Baldy.

After listening, Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu raised their heads at the same time, and looked at Jiang Cheng with disbelief.

It's not Yinshi, it's Santa Claus! And it's not Baldy, it's Yili Elk! Gui's voice suddenly came from the side.

Seeing Gui and Elizabeth squatting by the wall on the other side who were also cosplaying Santa Claus and the elk, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched unconsciously.

After taking a deep breath, Jiang Cheng finally yelled out those words.

Why is there one here too!!

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MerryChristmas!×n

Kagura: Hey! You natto girl! What are you adding to the hot pot, Aru! Do you want to die, Aru?!

Xiao Yuan: Yin Sang! The natto hot pot specially prepared for you, open your mouth, come, ah——

Kondo: Miss A Miao, please marry me to make me happy!!

A Miao: You orangutan is going to die for me!!

Jiubingwei: My exclusive Princess A Miao, please accept the one-year Haagen-Dazs specially prepared for you today!

Bald man: Bastard, stay away from my wife! It's too close! It's fine for me, my husband, to pick up vegetables!

Jiang Cheng: You bald man should get away! No, it's better to die! Go die now!

Ahhhhhhhhh, before I know it, it's back to the usual way~ Looking at the people who were making a fuss, Xin Baji smiled and complained, and then looked at Gui who was beside him, By the way, Gui Sang, how long will you play this role?

It's not Gui, it's Santa Claus!

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In the Shimura Dojo tonight, the party's hilarious noises didn't end until early morning...