Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the morning, the streets of Kabukicho.

Hey, hey, big brother is going to pass by here! Wearing sunglasses, holding the knife in his hand on his shoulder, Tsubaki Pingzi with a bad face shouted towards the roadside shop as he walked.

Don't look this way, you commoners! Huh?! Kagura, who was also wearing sunglasses, held his umbrella and put on a bad look.

What kind of onion are you! You bastard!

What kind of onion are you?! Bastard!

The two walked in front of Yin Shi and Xin Baji, looking as arrogant as they could be.

Yin Shi and Xin Baji, who followed behind the two, also had black lines all over their faces, and they were silent for a long time without being able to say a word.

Oops, Oops, Yinsang. Shin Hachi murmured in a low voice with some fear as he walked, We seem to have something to do with an incredible girl. We said that Kabukicho will be turned into a flower field, but in fact it will be turned into a sea of ​​blood. She just wants to use Yinsang's hand to avenge that Chief Jiro!

Seeing Tsubaki Pingzi squatting in front of a puppy pulled by a passer-by and arguing with him, Gintoki spread his hands and stumbled back, It's okay...it's okay? Even if it's beheaded, it's a girl after all. Get rid of the scary behavior of the boss...

Before he finished speaking, Tsubaki Pingzi's voice suddenly came from ahead, and he stopped at the side of the road and pointed at the flower shop beside him and shouted to Gintoki: Look, brother, what a beautiful flower~

Look, she looks like an ordinary girl, she just likes flowers...

Yinshi casually said this to Xin Baji, but just after he finished speaking here, Yinshi suddenly saw that Tsubaki Pingzi pushed up his sunglasses, squinted his eyes and showed a very refreshing smile at the old woman in the flower shop, and said, Grandma, do you know what protection fees are?

Ah?! Kagura on the side showed a ferocious expression at the right time.

Why do you bastard say such horrible things with such a bright face! Gintoki grabbed Tsubaki Hirako's artificial hair, with throbbing veins popping out of his face, and cursed softly through gritted teeth.

If you want to create a good gang, oppressing the people is indispensable. Chun Pingzi explained with squinted eyes and a smile, As compensation, it's enough to be a bodyguard (bodyguard) for them.

Looking at the shop gates being pulled down one after another in the street, Yinshi gritted his teeth and said, Before I became a bodyguard, I already scared people away!

Immediately afterwards,

Yinshi crossed his chest with one hand, raised an index finger with the other hand, closed his eyes and said: Listen! If you want to join our Wanshiwu family, you must forget all the dark sides! You are not a black warrior, but just an ordinary girl! You are not called Chunpingzi, from now on you will be called Wanpingzi!

What the hell name did you choose! Xin Baji crazily complained.

(Chunpingzi and Wanpingzi are two very connotative names in Japanese. If you remove the middle character Ping and form a word at the end, it will become ♂ there and ♀ there.)

I see, it's called Wanping Pingzi, right? Chun Pingzi said with a cute face.

There's one more word Ping! Can you stop doing this?! Xin Baji spittled, Is it really okay to be full of [beep——] in the broadcast that just started?!

(Plain Japanese means...uh...lips and it also means drooping.)

Hey, Kagura suddenly noticed something, turned his head and pointed to a cake shop in the distance and said, There is a very cute cake shop over there, Aru, if you go there, you will definitely learn something feminine, Aru, Wanpingpingpingpingpingzi.

How flat is it going to be—!! Xin Baji yelled out with bursting veins.

...

Chun Pingzi sat on the table outside the cake shop, looked at the young girls on the surrounding tables who were drinking juice and eating cakes in twos and threes, and chatting about girls, then looked at the cake in front of her, twisted her posture, and said a little embarrassedly: I always feel a little shy. I have never entered this kind of shop before. Will I be very conspicuous?

No, no, it's not eye-catching at all! Silver Toki said while holding a whole strawberry cake and eating it with a spoon.

Kagura, who was also only immersed in the cake she held in her hand, ate it and said, It's all fused together, completely melted together!

But you haven't blended in at all... Seeing the two gobbled it up, Xin Baji made a silent complaint, then turned his head to look at Chun Pingzi with a friendly smile, and comforted him: It's okay, Miss Pingping Pingzi, she looks like an ordinary girl like this, no, it should be said that she is a very cute girl.

Huh? Chun Pingzi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head to look at Xin Baji.

Don't do gangsters or anything, it's a waste, Xin Baji persuaded, then clenched his fists like a cat and nodded his forehead, squinting his eyes in a contrived manner, Ah, I'm sorry, I'm talking to myself here. I said, what are you waiting for? Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don't eat, I will eat~

As he said that, Xin Baji took a small fork and took a piece of the cake in front of Chun Pingzi and put it into his mouth.

Chun Pingzi lowered her eyes slightly, staring at the missing piece of cake in front of her for a long time, then slowly got up, walked into the store with her own cake and put it on the counter.

Xin Baji, who was curious about what Chunpingzi was doing, stood up and followed Chunpingzi into the cake shop.

The cockroaches ran to the cake and bit it, it was too dirty to eat~ Chunpingzi said to the clerk in front of him with a refreshing expression, How are you going to compensate me, bastard.

In an instant, a vein popped up on Xinbaji's face, and he grabbed Chunpingzi's artificial fur with one hand, and said through gritted teeth, Are the cockroaches talking about me? You bastard!

Chun Pingzi squinted her eyes and smiled back: I am surprisingly clean, and it has nothing to do with the underworld.

Just say yes if you don't have it! Xin Baji complained loudly angrily, Why do you hate me like an ordinary girl just because of this?!

Don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it. Yinshi said casually.

That's to say, she's just an ordinary girl. Kagura took the words and replied casually.

Why are you all talking for her! Xin Baji yelled loudly, Don't talk like all the girls are hating Xin Baji!

...

On the other hand, Yoshihara.

Is everything ready? Jiang Cheng, who had just had lunch, stretched his waist and came to the door of his room, looking at the young ladies of Baihua who had assembled under the leadership of Yue Yong.

Ah, the preparations are ready, but now there seems to be a smart guy coming to that street. Yue Yong said casually with a cigarette stick in his mouth.

That kind of thing doesn't matter, Jiang Cheng yawned, and picked up his own umbrella, Anyway, it doesn't affect what we have to do. But Yueyue, tell me, am I a bit like a doting parent who gave up his afternoon nap time to catch some stinky fox for that kid.

Yue Yong turned her face away and snorted softly, and then said: The little thing that came is now with Wanshiwu.

Haha, that's really interesting. Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled, then stepped out of the room and put the umbrella on his face, grinning to reveal a mouthful of white teeth, Then, before catching that stinky fox, let's meet that little fox first. Maybe it will be fun~

It's up to you, but Baihua must ensure zero casualties this time, and you can do whatever else you want. After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and stepped out first.

Ah, ah, a leader who really loves his subordinates, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at the group of Baihua girls in front of him, Did you hear what you just said? Absolutely don't... die.

Hi!×n

Yueyue, do you think we want to occupy that street directly? Jiang Cheng turned around to follow Yueyong, and said casually, I heard that it is also a very rich place. If we occupy it, can my game funds be tripled every month?

You...can you do it? Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

Ahaha, it's hard to tell the outcome of a real fight with Yinshi, and I heard that the existence on that street is scary~ Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed foolishly, then his expression changed instantly, and he continued coldly, But I'm not even interested in things that are easy to grab.

What are you interested in? Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng again.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile on his face. At the same time, he made a grasping movement with his right hand, but he just opened his mouth to make an O-shaped mouth.

Jiang Cheng sama, here, here is your favorite thing! A member of Baihua with a very... very majestic part rushed forward, knelt down in front of Jiang Cheng, helped Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and still twitching, and buried Jiang Cheng's head in his chest, shouting excitedly, Jiang Cheng sama! Feel carefully, your favorite thing is here!

Well, Jiang Cheng-sama seems to have passed out because you covered him so hard that he couldn't breathe. A Miss Baihua kindly patted that Miss Baihua's shoulder, and kindly reminded her.

Jiang Cheng sama!

Looking at her subordinates who couldn't find any adjectives to describe her, Yue Yong shook her head while supporting her forehead and sighed heavily.

Idiot...it's really contagious...

Who are you talking about idiot?! Jiang Cheng, who was instantly revived on the spot, stood up, clenched his fists and shouted angrily, Smelly woman!

Wash inside!!

puff! (Kunai pierces into the idiot's forehead)

呲——! (Sound of blood spurting from the idiot's forehead)

thump! (The sound of the idiot rolling his eyes and falling down.)

Jiangcheng sama! ×n (The cries of the idiot subordinates.)

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