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On the other side, Gintoki just came out of the cake shop with his right hand in his kimono pocket, casually reminded Tsubaki Pingzi at the side: Next time you do gangster behavior, just add Ping to your name, only the name will become more and more like a girl, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Zi.

You don't look like a girl! You can already be called an Abalone monster! Xin Baji complained vigorously, And they told you to say ping again!

Hey, there is a cute dried vegetable shop over there, Aru, Kagura suddenly pointed to the dried vegetable shop on the other side of the road, Would you like to see it? OO.

Don't remove all the characters for flat! Shin Hachi pointed at Kagura and roared.

Kagura, who ignored Xinbaji's complaints, came to the dried vegetable shop, picked up two dried seaweeds, and squeezed them with a crackling sound, Look, look, Wan Pingzi, it's dry~ it's crackling~

Yeah~ so cute~ why did you do this~ Wan...sorry, I made a mistake, Chunpingzi said while clutching her cheek.

By the way, you've only been choosing the place you want to go from just now! Why is the dry goods store the most feminine place! Xin Baji complained loudly, with veins bursting, By the way, even the orangutan in the third dimension got his name wrong just now!

Brother...

Chun Pingzi turned his head to look at Yinshi and was just about to say something, but was bumped by a bald man with scar on his face, and he didn't say what he wanted to say.

Ah, I'm sorry... Chun Pingzi apologized to the man with the scar.

As soon as the words fell, the latter clutched the left half of the arm that had just been hit, and screamed and fell behind him.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The crew-bearded attendant wearing sunglasses leaned over and shouted, Brother! What's wrong?!

It's broken! It's completely broken after receiving the impact just now! The bald man's acting skills are very realistic, as if he was really broken.

[The real underworld has appeared! ! 】Yinshi and Xinbaji felt bad all of a sudden.

But at this delicate moment, a foot lightly stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and at the same time, everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to click.

Woooooooo!! It's really broken, it's really broken! The cold sweat on the bald man's face covered his whole face with a bang.

Huh? That's amazing, this little girl, the owner of that foot—Jiang Cheng looked at Chun Pingzi at the side and pretended to be surprised, It's just that light bump that broke his bone.

[The guy who is more troublesome than the underworld is here! ! 】The faces of Yin Shi and Xin Baji have completely darkened.

Hey, you made a mistake, Yue Yong, who arrived at some unknown time, looked at the bald man on the ground who was screaming because of the fracture pain, and reminded lightly, Isn't the left arm broken? Why are you clutching your right arm?

It's probably too painful to care about so much. Jiang Cheng said casually while pinching his chin, then raised his foot again and stepped on the bald man's left leg.

Click, there was another sound of fracture that everyone could hear.

Wooah!! The bald man's eyes widened in an instant, and the synaesthesia of Jiang Cheng's stepping on his left leg made the man's voice hoarse.

Hahaha, I'm so sorry, I made a mistake again. Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed twice, then raised his foot again, grinning, Hey, tell me quickly, that arm is broken, I will definitely not make a mistake this time.

The bald man just kept screaming...

No way, since this is the case, we can only try one by one. There are only three limbs left in the five limbs. Choose one of the three multiple choice questions. I am still very good at this kind of questions. As he said, Jiang Cheng stepped on the bald man's right leg again, It is definitely right to choose the longest one.

click.

Hmm... The bald man could only utter a soft murmur, and he couldn't even yell.

Little uncle, it's not Alu, it should be the left arm. Kagura walked over, reached out and broke the left arm of the attendant wearing sunglasses abruptly.

【What kind of mess are you filling in! ! 】Yin Shi and Xin Baji roared in their hearts.

That's not right, Kagura-chan, Jiang Cheng held up an index finger and shook it, When two people are standing face to face, it should be the other way around, that is to say...

As he said that, Jiang Cheng directly kicked and broke the leg bone of the servant's left calf.

It should be the left leg!

【You are totally wrong! 】Yin Shi and Xin Bachi yelled in their hearts.

No, that's not right, Yue Yong approached with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and then kicked the sunglasses follower's ass, It should be here.

[It's broken! ! 】Simultaneously, Yinshi and Xinbaji felt a chill in their lower body.

Hey, these two guys are too miserable~ Jiang Cheng looked at the two little bastards lying on the ground who couldn't even roll over, and let out a sigh, This little girl is too much, and she bumped into these two people like this. Yinshi, is this a new member of the Wanshiwu?

What did you bastard say?! Yin Shi gritted his teeth instantly, and grabbed the clothes on Jiang Cheng's chest, You did it all by yourself?! It has nothing to do with us or that girl!

What did I do? Jiang Cheng showed an innocent face.

We didn't do anything, we just passed by! All the Baihua girls shouted at the same time.

Only then did Yinshi realize that the members of Baihua had already tightly surrounded himself and others in a circle. People on the street outside can't see what's going on inside.

What the hell are you trying to do, bastard?! Yin Shi suppressed his anger and squeezed out a sentence from his throat.

What are you talking about? Yinshi? Jiang Cheng put on a natural look, then narrowed his eyes and smiled, I just happened to pass by and saw a new member of your family oppressing an innocent gangster.

It has nothing to do with Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping! Yin Shi gritted his teeth and replied.

Awesome! She actually has so many... Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Pingzi and exclaimed, As expected of a new member of your house of all things, but after all, it has nothing to do with her, that is to say, you did it alone?

Hey, you don't do such mischievous things for no reason. What is your purpose...

Yinshi! You actually instructed your little brother to shoot at the two little bastards who were just passing by! Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, You...have you fallen to such a degree?!

You bastard!!

Anyway, let's call an ambulance for these two innocent punks first... After saying that, Jiang Cheng casually knocked off Yinshi's hand and took out his cell phone, and kindly called an ambulance for the two punks.

Hey, Kabukicho 3-chome, two innocent gangsters who were just passing by were beaten to fractures all over by a silver-haired natural curly samurai in their twenties and almost thirty who ran a master house.

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and showed a refreshing smile to Yin Shi once again.

It's okay, Yinshi, the ambulance will come soon.

After all, there was no chance for Yin Shi to yell, Jiang Cheng turned around and left with Yue Yong and a group of Baihua members.

Before leaving, Jiang Cheng glanced lightly at Chun Pingzi, who had not made any sound since he arrived, slightly curled the corners of his mouth and winked at him.

Wait, Yinshi suddenly stopped Jiang Cheng, What... are you going to do? You pulled out all of Yoshihara's defenses, what exactly do you want to do?

It's just a gift for my nephew. Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head, then sighed and continued, After all, it was the first time that guy asked me for a gift since he was a child. As an elder, he should satisfy his wish once, right?

Shenwei?! Kagura instantly became upset, Why did you choose a gift for that idiot, Aru? No need! Just give it to me!

I'm sorry, Kagura, I bought enough gifts for you. Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, This time it's that kid's turn.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's back gradually receding, Yinshi's expression became serious.

Yin Sang, I don't think you should pay attention to what's going on over there. Xin Baji pushed his glasses and reminded with a blank expression, It's better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and pointing. What Jiang Chengsang said just now, we have been completely regarded as the culprit by passers-by. And, if these two guys are members of Jiro's family...

That bastard definitely did it on purpose! Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice.

You have to explain the matter clearly before the ambulance arrives. Xin Baji reminded in a low voice.

Xin Baji, the other party has two broken bones, and we must have a person with a comminuted fracture! Yin Shi said with a serious face, and then turned his face to look at Xin Baji, Xin Baji, the time has come for you to sacrifice yourself for the boss!

Give me some moderation! Xin Baji yelled with bursting veins, Why do I have to blame myself for this situation! I don't want to break a bone at all!

Then what do you think?! Yinshi stared at Xin Baji with his big red eyes, That bastard didn't think about the consequences when he did these things, okay! Now even if the idiot did it, what do you ask me to do when no one will believe it! Xin Baji, it's up to you! For the sake of our Wanshiwu, can you temporarily treat your whole body with a comminuted fracture? Already!

The devil wants that kind of thing! Xin Baji roared loudly, It's you who should have a comminuted fracture, right!