Maybe a Fake Gintama

That's why you are still a hundred years early. Yue Yong gently held the tobacco rod with one hand, and replied flatly.

You are too cold, Yueyue, Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, and chuckled, It's nothing too early, basically boys of this age will be curious about this kind of thing, if you can't take care of it at this time If you educate them, you might make some terrible mistakes in the future.”

You say that... Yue Yong's expression became a little more serious, she nodded and murmured softly, Indeed...but I still feel it's too early...

At this time, a ninja with glasses, wearing two braids and wearing a schoolboy's backpack, came behind a group of schoolchildren, raised his hand and said, So, can you at least... teach me to make it How about a trick for a man to fall into a vortex of sexual happiness?

[Why does it seem that there is a perverted glasses girl who has seen somewhere mixed in there! 】Xin Baji complained wildly in his heart.

No, so that's the last thing I can tell you. Yue Yong replied flatly.

Why do you ask her? She doesn't know anything about those things. Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his lips, and pointed at Yue Yong who was beside him disdainfully, You should ask me, right?

Who... who doesn't know anything about those things! Yue Yong shouted with a blushing face, but she didn't have any confidence at all, I... I was born in Yoshiwara anyway! No one knows those things better than me... matter!

Then tell me! Xiao Yuan said again, Actually, I have a boyfriend who is currently dating. If something goes wrong at a critical moment, can you afford to take responsibility!

【What could go wrong! That's just your delusion! 】Xin Baji complained in his heart again.

Don't worry, the lady at the pharmacy will tell you all the precautions, Jiang Cheng half-closed his eyes and replied blankly, If you still don't understand, just read the instructions on the natto package.

[Will the aunt in the pharmacy say it? ! Will you really say it? ! 】Xin Baji complained in his heart, 【What is the description on the natto package? Do you want to stir with chopsticks? Do you want to stir with chopsticks? ! 】

So that's how it is. At the critical moment, we need to let the pharmacist stir the natto. The little ape murmured while writing in his notebook.

[Idiots! This man is an idiot! He really believed it! 】Xin Baji is not well.

Hey?! When Yoshihara is working, do you still need to stand next to an aunt who stirs natto?!

No! I hate natto!

Me too!

A group of children spoke one after another.

No! No need! Yue Yong pulled out the kunai that had just been stuck in Jiang Cheng's head, ignoring Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time, I really can't do anything about you, but say That’s right, maybe it’s better to learn something from now on…”

As she said that, Yue Yong picked up the patriot she didn't know where to find, Then let me explain something, if this is that and this is that, here...

[What are you doing with Patriots! 】Xin Baji stared wide-eyed, complaining wildly in his heart.

Before Yueyong finished speaking, she began to tear up the patriot scroll, apparently...she couldn't continue...

Will a woman become like that?! A child exclaimed in shock.

Then, a group of children ran away in a hurry.

Three minutes later...

Yue Yong sat at a table and pulled out a few papers from Patriots, covered her eyes and sobbed: I wanted to try not to be explicit and to put it simply...

Stop pretending to be innocent! Quickly teach me Yoshihara's secrets! Besides the big lady who stirs natto, are there any other tricks? Xiaoyuan asked resolutely as he sat aside.

Really~ Jiang Cheng on the side turned his face away and spat in disdain, So women shouldn't do this kind of thing. They can scare the children away. Let you experience it. How to educate these children!

After all,

Jiang Cheng turned his head, squinted and smiled, looking at the children standing behind him.

Okay, is there anything you want to ask me? Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

Well, a little boy asked, raising his hand, May I ask how you feel as a scumbag who has made no contribution to society at all? Do you want to die in the past?

In an instant, several veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face.

This person is miserable! Although I don't want to say that, but this person is miserable! The first question put Jiang Chengsang in this situation! Just answering is equivalent to admitting that he is a useless scumbag. Ah! Xin Baji on the table next to him complained softly.

But...it's the truth, Aru. Kagura nodded and commented.

That... Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down his mood, and said calmly, You probably have some misunderstandings about Nite... and OTAKU. Today is just a chance for me to explain Nite and OTAKU to you. How about a great contribution to society? If you write it down and write it down in a paper, you will definitely win an award.

Really?! Can you really win an award?!

Yeah, that's right, you can definitely win an award! Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

This person is about to start again... Xin Baji pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly.

First of all! It is a big mistake to say that nit or OTAKU has no contribution to society at all! Jiang Cheng took out the game card he just bought today from his arms, You know what this is ?

Game! It's a limited edition game today! A little boy replied with his hand raised.

That's right, it's a game. Jiang Cheng nodded, But after all, you actually know that it's a game that was sold and released today. It's amazing.

Because my dad is the designer of this game.

That's it... If it's like this, it's better... I explained it. Jiang Cheng nodded again.

This guy just wanted to talk about fooling you? Did you want to fool the children? Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth and complained.

First of all, this is neither stolen nor robbed, but bought with money. You all understand this, right? Jiang Cheng continued.

Hmm! Understood! Several children nodded at the same time.

Money is basically the most important thing. Without money, everything can't be done. Jiang Cheng continued, Then let me ask, who will get the money I bought the game in the end?

It's distributed to the game store and the company that develops the game. The little boy replied honestly.

That's right! The money we paid for the game went to those hard-working game store employees and game company employees! Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, Thanks to us, they can get their wages and take the money. Live a normal life! Imagine what would happen to those people without us game consumers? What would happen to your dad who is a game designer?!

Dad...will be laid off... The little boy's eyes widened unconsciously, Our family...will not have enough to eat...

The answer is correct! Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head gently, and continued softly: Without us nits, all the employees in the game store or game company will be laid off. So you still Do you think that Nite has made no contribution to society? Who did your dad not lose his job? Isn’t it just us Nite?! Moreover, Nite rarely goes out, in other words, he rarely causes trouble for this society , unlike those people outside who often cause trouble at every turn, we... have saved this society a lot of manpower and material resources! Even speaking, without us nits, this society would be much more than it is now, wandering the streets all day long vagrants! Do you... get it?!

Although what I said is quite reasonable and it is also true, but... I always feel that something is wrong... Xin Baji complained silently.

Is Nite such a great person?! A little girl exclaimed.

That's right, that's right, even speaking, this society can't function normally without us nits. Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and said with a little emotion, Without nits, this society will fall into Paralyzed. Nite... is the most important job that supports the normal functioning of the entire society, do you...understand?

Understood! Nit is really great! I want to be Nit when I grow up!

Me too!

Me too!

All the children joined in.

It seems that you really understand... ah! Jiang Cheng was kicked several meters away by Kagura and Xin Baji who flew over at the same time before he finished speaking.

What are you teaching the children! Xin Baji pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground, and yelled loudly, pulling his neck with bursting veins, Are you going to turn them all into the nit clan?!

No, I just want them to understand Nit's contribution to society... Jiang Cheng covered his swollen cheeks, got up and explained inarticulately.

There's a ghost's contribution! Xin Baji complained with saliva.

Listen well, you guys, Kagura pointed to the patriot on the table, The so-called nits are... things that are useless than this Aru, this man is just a useless person raised by a group of women, Society can function as usual without him. Even the gears of society can get faster Aru.

Hey! Don't tell me nonsense! Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily.

However, a group of children no longer had the desire to listen, and each turned to leave with contempt on their faces.

in a minute...

Hehehe, I am a guy who is useless than this kind of thing... Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, curled up with his legs hugged, surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, That's right, Nite is a guy who is useless to society, ah...I want to die...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I always feel a little pitiful... Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.

It's the truth. Kagura said with a soft snort. High-speed hand-type text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters