Maybe a Fake Gintama

As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Shin Hachi suddenly heard Kondo's voice coming from the side, so he turned his head curiously and looked through the gap between the landscape trees.

As you can see, first of all, ours is not easy, Kondo, who was beaten up by A Miao just now but still buried in a pile of persimmons with only one head sticking out, turned to the group of young people standing in front of him. The children explained solemnly, Even so, we are not discouraged and do not give up, and believe in the arrival of tomorrow. This is a stalker!

【That's not your job! 】Xin Baji complained wildly in his heart.

Ask a question. A little boy holding a notebook and a ballpoint pen raised his hand.

What's the problem? Kondo asked.

Do you ever want to die? the child asked seriously.

[What's the problem with this! It's more direct than when asking Jiang Chengsang! 】

That's a great question. Kondo said with emotion.

[What a ghost! ! 】

The so-called work, you have to experience pain no matter what, Kondo closed his eyes and said softly, but if you have to suffer no matter what, I still want to choose to suffer because of the things I like.

[Why are you acting like an expert! 】

I think the idea is so naive!

Hasegawa's voice suddenly came from behind the children.

Hearing the sound, Kondo and a group of children turned their heads to look at the past at the same time, and saw Hasegawa who was only wearing shorts, with two rolls of toilet paper on each arm, and a box of facial tissues in each hand. came behind the children.

In this world, there are many people doing jobs that they don't like. Hasegawa frowned tightly, and continued solemnly, Society is supported by these people, and I also...

As he said that, Hasegawa showed a bit of unbearable expression on his face, I didn't become a patriot just because I like it!

【Hello--! ! I don't understand what the concept of patriots is! 】Xin Baji roared in his heart with an exaggerated expression.

But there is no way! Hasegawa continued, If I don't do it, who would want to do such a thing! The world needs patriots!

[Absolutely not necessary! 】

The guy who blames everything on others, no matter how long it takes, the final result will be nothing. Kondo closed his eyes, pretending to be deep and replied.

You... How can you understand the feelings of patriots! Hasegawa gritted his teeth and expressed indignation.

I know!

Huh? Hasegawa froze for a moment.

Me too...me too... Kondo's face showed a bit of unbearable, and then jumped out of the persimmon in an instant, carrying the dual mission of being a patriot and a stalker!

Looking at Kondo who was dressed in the same outfit as Hasegawa, Shin Hachi shouted again in his heart: [In the end, they are all useless wood! 】

You...you too... Looking at Kondo standing in front of him, Hasegawa murmured with an unbelievable expression on his face.

Ah, yes, so don't bear it alone in the future. Kondo replied softly, Come to discuss with me if you have anything.

For some unknown reason, Hasegawa and Kondo walked towards each other slowly in the tear-jerking nostalgic BGM. Hasegawa said thank you and hugged each other tightly.

But at this sweet moment, a child raised his hand and asked, That...sorry, so what exactly is a patriot?

Kondo and Hasegawa let go of each other at the same time, turned their heads to look at a group of children at the same time, and said at the same time: I don't know.

Seeing the children turn around and leave expressionlessly, Kondo and Hasegawa just remained silent.

...

At dusk, by the river bank.

Xin Baji and Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng and the others who were kneeling on the ground with their knees in their arms and fell into depression, and were speechless for a long time.

Have any cigarettes? Give me one.

Jiang Cheng showed a face that had been spoiled by playing, and asked with a hoarse voice to Fourteen who was beside him.

Shisi took out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket, and handed them to Jiang Cheng without raising his head.

I want to... Yin Shi stretched out his hand to Jiang Cheng with blank eyes.

I also…

I also…

Yue Yong and the others were as angry as Yin Shi, and took the cigarette case in Jiang Cheng's hand with blank eyes, each of them lit a cigarette, and took a puff at the same time.

What the hell are you guys doing? Xin Baji, who couldn't stand this weird atmosphere, said with a blank expression, The dignified adults are all despised by children like this...

It's the last one, Xin Baji. Jiang Cheng raised his head, showing a face that had already seen life, Life... the last one.

That's right...it's the last one, Yinshi replied softly with his head lowered, My life is just like this cigarette, it's going to... burn out...

Speaking of it... life is really short... Kondo raised his head and looked at the hazy sky with a relieved expression on his face.

Today's wind... is a little different from the past, the little ape raised his head, and said with a little emotion, It is easier to blow to the depths of the heart than before...

Although it is short, it is...a life that is meaningless and like garbage. Hasegawa said with emotion, This kind of life...maybe it should have ended long ago...

Hey! Cheer me up! You guys! Why do you say that you are going to die after smoking that cigarette! Looking at Jiang Cheng and the others who were smoking with their heads lowered and expressionless, Shinpachi Ji's veins were bursting with indignation, Teaching children important things is also the job of adults!

As he said that, Xin Baji's expression gradually calmed down again, Is this really good? Let the social practice end like this...

Jiang Cheng and the others stopped what they were doing and lowered their heads in thought.

...

one day...

Daigoro, who had just finished school, pushed open the sliding door of his house, and before he had time to change his shoes, he was stopped by his mother who came to the entrance.

Dagoro, I have your letter.

Letter? Daigoro uttered a doubtful sound, then took the letter from his mother, held it in his hand and looked at it, only to see the words Patriot Factory Tour Invitation Ticket marked on the cover of the letter paper.

What's this?

...

The next day, Saturday.

Daigoro stood at the address written on the coupon - at the door of a dilapidated factory building, looking at the dilapidated factory in front of him without any indication.

Dagoro, a boy's voice suddenly came from the side, Have you got the invitation ticket too?

Looking at the seven little boys who came at the same time, Daigoro looked at the coupon in his hand, Why, are you too?

I didn't want to worry about him at first, but the higher-ups said that you can get free Holy Demon War stickers here.

So... what is the Patriot Factory...? Daigoro murmured while looking at the coupon in his hand.

At this moment, Xin Baji's voice came along with the sound of footsteps getting closer.

It's waiting for you, good boys.

You guys are precocious kids who have been chosen to get the right to visit this dream factory among the kids all over the world... No, they are good kids.

Kagura and Shin Hachi, dressed in...obviously copied from the factory manager of the chocolate factory, but changed their colors to red and blue, walked slowly towards the group of children.

I'm Ah Ba. Xin Baji introduced himself, pinching the brim of his hat with his right hand and a black cane in his left hand.

I'm Ale! Kagura introduced himself, pinching the brim of his hat with his left hand and using the umbrella in his other hand as a crutch.

He is the dream guide of this dream factory! Shin Hachi and Kagura raised their hands at the same time and said.

It's a complete copy of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? A child complained a little bit speechlessly.

That... Wearing glasses, it was the child who pushed Shisi to a dead end a few days ago, raised his glasses, raised his hand and asked with a serious expression, What is the purpose of this visit?

What? It's rare to entertain you... Xin Baji showed a deliberate helplessness on his face... He answered the question inappropriately.

You can go back if you want, Aru, but I won't give you the stickers of the Holy Demon War. Kagura took the words, still answering irrelevant questions, I will never lose the opportunity to understand what a patriot is, Aru.

Anyway, I'm not interested in patriots at all... Daigoro said casually with a sigh.

But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by an exclamation from behind.

Yeah! Look, look! The little ape who came behind a group of children at some point pointed to the dilapidated factory in front of him and said to Yueyong, Patriot factory! No way! I dare not believe!

I didn't expect there to be a Patriot factory in this kind of place, Yue Yong said with a look of disbelief, I heard that only NASA, the FBI, and the NBA manufacture in the world...

Let's take a peek... Saying that, the little ape tiptoed towards the factory's open gate.

Wait! Yuan Fei... Yue Yong trotted quickly to keep up with the little monkey, and stopped him loudly.

But at the moment the little ape stepped into the factory gate, a gunshot rang out suddenly.

Yue Yong and Xiao Yuan, who were shot in the forehead and couldn't stop bleeding, fell down slowly.

The children on the side watched this scene, and all of them... were silent with dark faces.

I'm sorry! Let the two of you attract the enemy! Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the roof of the factory building, But...it doesn't matter! As long as I have crab...Patriot's formula! I...can definitely become the whole Edo...No, The boss of the number one factory on Earth! Your funeral... will definitely be paved with patriots!

As he said that, Jiang Cheng showed a ferocious smile on his face, and at the same time, he stretched out his hand and lifted a piece of the ceiling from the roof, but just when Jiang Cheng was about to jump into the factory building, another gunshot rang out.

boom!

Jiang Cheng, who was shot in the back of the head, staggered two steps, fell directly from the upper eaves of the factory building and fell hard to the ground.

Seeing this scene...the faces of the children...become darker. High-speed hand-type text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters