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Hey——? Haruta muttered dissatisfiedly, Why? And it has nothing to do with you.

Probably... Hinawa narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, Probably he is letting himself adapt to certain identity changes in advance. Okay, hurry up and go to the private school, Haruta. Otherwise, you will be late again.

【Why? What kind of identity transformation is it? Why should we adapt to the change of father? 】Jiang Cheng complained in his heart, 【Is he his father? Is it the father? ! don't want! I don’t know how to use Rasengan or Shadow Clone at all! It can't be done! Absolutely impossible! By the way, I hate brats! In the future, there will be a rebellious period in adolescence. As a stepfather, I have to discipline him. His identity is too sensitive! Can not be done! I can't do it! 】

I know, I understand. After making a sound of displeasure, Haruta stood up, picked up the backpack on the side and the bento prepared by Hinawa, and walked out the door.

However, just when Haruta walked to the door, Hinawa shouted to stop: Wait a minute, Haruta, um... you want a father...

If you don't hurry up, you'll be late! Haruta! Jiang Cheng, who had already noticed what Hiwa was going to ask, immediately interrupted Hiwa's words and shouted.

I know! It's true! Haruta complained with an unhappy face before stepping out of the door again.

At this time, looking at Ri Lun who was hiding his face and laughing, Jiang Cheng broke down and complained: Stop! Stop that I didn't expect this man to be shy expression! This man's shy look is quite cute. That expression immediately stopped me! I beg you! 】

Ugh! Yue Yong on the side suddenly held her abdomen and retched several times.

Hey? What's wrong with you, Yueyue? Rilun asked with concern, Are you feeling unwell?

No, it's okay. Yue Yong shook her head, then glanced at her belly softly, and stretched out her hand to gently rub it, Probably...it's a normal reaction at this stage.

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression on the side had completely changed, as if he had been struck by lightning, his mouth wide open and his eyes glazed over.

[This...is this also dad...dad...? ! 】

Are you really okay? Would it be better to go to the hospital for a checkup? Hiwa looked worried.

No, it's okay. After saying that, Yue Yong turned away and glanced at Jiang Cheng gently, as if to say: I'm ready to be a mother, are you ready to be a father?

After noticing Yue Yong's eyes, Jiang Chengcheng just nodded slightly, and at the same time pulled the corners of his mouth into a forced smile.

【Crossing... crashing... running into big trouble! once? Just once...? ! 】Jiang Cheng was holding his head and crying in his heart,

【don't want! Really don’t! I was not prepared at all! There was no preparation at all! Dad is not mentally prepared at all! Hello! forgive me! 】

[But...] Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, [If it is true, Yueyue...is there nothing we can do here? Yueyue's side has become a situation that absolutely cannot be ignored. Is it necessary to show off? At this time, we can only show our cards, right? Although it will hurt other people, there is nothing we can do about it. After all, Yueyue has already...]

After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng made up his mind and gritted his teeth before speaking: Um, Rilun, actually...

After he finished speaking, Ni Lun's expression changed, and he retched a few times while covering his face with his sleeves.

Seeing Rilun's reaction, Jiang Cheng opened his mouth wide, and half of his face began to twitch. At the same time, drop after drop of cold sweat continued to stain his face.

【This...this side...? ! ! ! 】

Hey, are you okay? Sun Lun? Yue Yong asked with concern, What's wrong with your body?

It should be...it's okay. Rilun squinted his eyes and smiled pretending to be brave. At the same time, he glanced at Jiang Cheng secretly, with an expression that seemed to say: It's all your fault...

By the way, what did you want to say just now? Ri Lun asked Xiang Jiangcheng.

No...no...nothing...haha... Jiang Cheng replied with half of his face twitching and a trembling voice. At the same time, he collapsed in his heart and thought: [Again...we got into trouble again! Oh no! Really bad! Neither of these two people can let it go! what to do? What to do? ! I was originally worried about exposure, but now it is no longer a simple exposure issue! It has turned into other more difficult problems! By the way, am I really that powerful? No, it’s not time to think about that! what to do? What should we do? ! It has become an extraordinary situation! 】

Hey, Jiang Cheng, your expression is a bit forced. What's wrong? Yue Yong asked.

No...it's nothing. Jiang Cheng replied with his lips curled up, but then he thought of something again, raised an index finger and suggested, That...then what, I suddenly remembered another proposal, that...is from now on Do you want to separate while eating? I don’t have any other intention, I just feel like this...it feels a bit crowded, hehehe...

Okay! Sun Lun and Yue Yong replied at the same time without thinking.

[Why are the attitudes so consistent at this time? ! ] Jiang Cheng's mood is no longer enough to be described with the word collapse. Why are you two so shy after you say it? I can't understand it at all! How much do you want to eat separately? It's too urgent! 】

…

At nine o'clock in the morning, Jiang Cheng, who had just eaten nearly sixty breakfasts from the members of Baihua, walked out like a zombie. To be precise... broken, completely broken.

Of course, if a normal man suddenly learns that his overnight struggle has made him the father of sixty children to be born and the stepfather of one child, he may also be broken.

It can also be regarded as some kind of...human nature.

Jiang Chengcheng completed the morning's patrol work in this state. Of course, despite this state, the patrol mission was still completed meticulously.

…

At noon, Jiang Cheng took advantage of this free time and ran to the street because he had left messages for all sixty women saying I'm very busy at work, so I won't be back for dinner at noon.

In short, when Quanzang found Jiang Cheng who asked him out in the park, Jiang Cheng was banging his bloody forehead against the telephone pole.

Hey, hey, what's wrong? Quan Zang came to Jiang Cheng's side and asked aloud, Did the plan fail? If it's sixty, a serious confession should help you get rid of more than half of them, right?

Haha... Jiang Cheng turned around, showing a face that had been completely ruined, Quan Zang, I... am going to be a father.

Ah, congratulations.

Sixty... no, father of sixty-one children.

After being silent for a while, Quan Zang turned around and left silently. At the same time, he did not forget to raise his hand and wave, I'm really sorry for disturbing you while you are immersed in the happiness of being a father. Then I will leave first...

Wait a minute!! Jiang Cheng instantly raised his hand and pressed Quan Zang's shoulders tightly, Wait a minute! What should I do? What should I do?!

I don't know if you ask me! Quan Zang replied helplessly, You are too powerful, aren't you? You can make sixty women pregnant in one night, and you are the only one in the world who can do it. If not If you are pregnant, you can still think of something, and a serious confession may help you get rid of a few women who are deeply concerned about it, but now this situation is completely hopeless.

Then...that... Jiang Cheng asked with a trembling voice, According to the normal development, what...my ending will be?

To be honest, even after looking through all the romance comics, I still can't find a man who can defeat sixty men at once. Quan Zang held his chin and replied thoughtfully, Both of them could be hacked to death. If you say this, you will be divided. The corpse has not escaped. But it is not clear how many pieces it was divided into, but it should be more than 60 pieces. After all, there are still children.

Hey...this...is like this, haha...

But it's not that things are turning around. Quan Zang continued, After all, there are still children. Maybe they can forgive you for the sake of the children. You know, the childhood of a child with only a mother and no father is not very good.

Huh? In other words...should I confess? Should I ask them to forgive me for the sake of the child? Is this really okay?!

Are you...really not afraid of death?

…

Yoshihara, dinner time.

Um...Nilun, Jiang Cheng said, looking at Nilun who was sitting aside and refilling his meal, Recently...it's better not to go out recently. After all, your body...that thing...

Ara! Hidden Face, Hidden Face exclaimed, and then continued with a slight blush, Have you been...discovered? I thought it would take some time before I was noticed.

I...I'm not that stupid yet... Jiang Cheng replied with twitching corners of his mouth and black lines all over his head, Anyway, just stay in your room well these days, do grocery shopping, do laundry, etc. Housework Whatever, leave it all to me.

I always feel that... it has become a bit too much. Nichiwa sighed, Do men change so much before and after they get married?

Ah, after all...there is nothing we can do about it.

But what about work? After all, Baihua has already taken a break. Doesn't it matter if she is alone? Do you want me to say hello to Yueyue and the others?

No need! It doesn't matter to me at all! Jiang Cheng became excited instantly, Now I'm starting to like working! I feel like I can forget a lot of worries when I'm working! Hahahaha...

It's really... getting more and more reliable. This way, I can feel at ease.

…

In Yue Yong's room.

Looking at the hot pot on the table, Jiang Cheng silently complained: Yueyue, today is still hot pot...

Sorry, I'm not good at cooking. Yue Yong replied, But I saw a lot of advertisements for cooking classes yesterday and I was planning to sign up.

No need! In an instant, Jiang Cheng picked up the scalding hot pot in front of him and poured it all into his mouth as if he was not afraid of the heat. I like it! I like it very much! Just hot pot!