Maybe a Fake Gintama

Really? Yue Yong looked happy, Do you really like it?

Ah! I like it the most! Jiang Cheng put down the empty hot pot and replied with a smile.

But the next moment, the taste system that had just gone offline suddenly reacted. Jiang Cheng's face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes opened to their maximum size unconsciously.

Great, I thought you might not like it. Yue Yong showed a happy face, I heard before that you like spicy hot pot, so today I chose deviled pepper as the base of the pot. I didn't expect you to like it so much. .”

Water...water... Jiang Cheng locked his throat with one hand, and stretched out his other hand tremblingly towards Yue Yong, hoarsely, Hurry...water, hurry up...

…

Two minutes later, after drinking a large glass of water, Jiang Cheng gradually recovered a little.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, whose clothes were soaked with sweat and the sweat on his face was still pouring out, Yue Yong asked doubtfully: Hey, are you okay? Are you still a little reluctant? After all, I should go to a cooking class to learn a little bit. Are other dishes better?

No! No need! Hot pot is pretty good! Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without hesitation, I like it so much! When it comes to my favorite food in life, hot pot is the number one!

Really... Yue Yong silently looked away from her slightly rosy face, covered her face with her sleeves, and evaded her eyes, Since then, my whole person has changed more and more. If you can make people happy like this, you can To say it so boldly. Man...it's really incredible...

【Ah, I really want to die! 】Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in his heart, then twitched the corner of his mouth and raised an index finger and continued: Well, there is actually something I want to tell you.

whats the matter?

Just try not to go out in the future. Except for necessary physical examinations during that period, try to... no, still don't go out.

Look...do you see it? Yue Yong silently turned her face away again.

Uh...yes, yes. Jiang Cheng's mouth began to twitch unconsciously, I can still see this kind of thing. And, even if you want to have a physical examination, you must tell me in advance and I will accompany you personally. Let’s go, do you understand?”

I...understand.

Looking at Yue Yong’s shy expression with her sleeves covered,

Jiang Cheng punched himself hard in his heart and called himself a scumbag.

Also... Jiang Cheng spoke again, Well... regarding Baihua's previously scheduled vacation, I hope... it can be extended for a while.

Huh? Yue Yong looked puzzled, Do you want to extend it? It will be very hard if there is only one person, right?

No, it's not hard at all! Jiang Cheng retorted immediately, To be honest, I have completely fallen in love with work! Even if I work all day long, it doesn't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to keep working! Hey! It’s great! Work! Hahahaha…”

This...is like this... Yue Yong turned away again, and her voice gradually weakened, It's really...reliable...

【Stop! I don’t want to hear it! What a reliable dad I really don't want to hear that! 】Jiang Cheng shouted with a broken heart, Spare me! The feeling of guilt is getting heavier and heavier! Now all that's left is the feeling of guilt! Already swallowed by guilt! 】

So, how long will the vacation be extended?

How about extending it for about a year? Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and asked tentatively.

After being silent for a while, Yue Yong couldn't help but ask: One year... is maternity leave? No, maternity leave doesn't seem to be that long.

No - yes! Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and hurriedly defended loudly, Believe me! Yueyue! It has nothing to do with maternity leave! It's just an ordinary vacation! Maybe it feels like maternity leave in terms of length, but it has nothing to do with maternity leave! That kind of thing has nothing to do with it! I just want to give them a long vacation occasionally! I feel like they have worked hard all along!

I understand. Yue Yong nodded, but then pointed his index finger at Jiang Cheng, But are you really okay? There is cold sweat all over your face.

It doesn't matter at all! Jiang Cheng replied, patting his chest, I just feel a little hot after eating just now! It's the sweat from the heat! It's definitely not because of anything else!

Ah...ah, I see.

Then... After saying that, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and walked towards the door, I'm going to work first. Never... never go out casually! Your health is the most important thing now!

Hi...Hi.

Don't go out casually! Absolutely!!

I heard that men will become like this at such times. Yue Yong said with a smile.

That's right! Men will behave like this at times like this! Just stay in the room! I'll buy the groceries! I'll wash the clothes! I'll clean the room! Just give me a rest!

I...understand.

…

From this day on, Jiang Cheng began to start his new life according to a schedule that was impossible for humans to complete.

Get up at four o'clock in the morning, go to the vegetable market to buy 60 portions of ingredients, and then personally deliver the ingredients one after another to all the women's rooms.

After sixty breakfasts, the day's work begins. One person is responsible for patrolling all the shops in Yoshiwara, and one person solves all the problems encountered by the wandering girls, whether they encounter difficult customers, or There was a leak in the room... Jiang Cheng was responsible for everything.

At seven o'clock in the evening, after dragging their tired bodies and eating sixty dinners in less than one minute per family, they started working again and worked until one o'clock in the morning.

Can you sleep now? No, it's still early. At this time, we started cleaning the sixty women, picking up garbage, collecting dirty clothes, washing them, and drying them.

By the time I finished, it was almost four o'clock.

From this time to four in the morning, it is Jiang Cheng's rest time. Sometimes it may be only two minutes, and sometimes it may be ten minutes.

A week later…

At noon, Jiang Cheng, who had saved a rare lunch time, came to the ground.

After buying a pack of cigarettes from a vending machine on the street, Jiang Cheng leaned against the wall, lowered his head, tore open the wrapper of the cigarette, took one out and put it in his mouth.

But then Jiang Cheng discovered that because he never smoked, he didn't seem to have a lighter.

Brother, lend me a light. Jiang Cheng patted the shoulder of the young man who was buying cigarettes nearby, lowered his head and spoke in a hoarse voice.

Oh, please. The guy who was buying cigarettes responded quickly, then took out his mayonnaise lighter from his arms and handed it to the other person.

Thank you. After thanking him, Jiang Cheng lowered his head, lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, raised his head and exhaled slowly.

No, it's okay. Fourteen took his lighter and replied subconsciously.

But then Fourteen discovered that the person who had just borrowed a lighter from him was actually Jiang Cheng, and... the other person's condition seemed... a little bad.

You...what's wrong with you?

To briefly describe Jiang Cheng's current state, two words would describe it as haggard, three words would describe it as very haggard, and four words would describe it as very haggard.

Messy hair, a beard that had obviously not been groomed for several days, half-drooped, dull eyes, and dark circles worse than those of a panda.

The clothes were okay, and it could be seen that they had just been changed, but the person... seemed to be completely ruined.

It's you... Jiang Cheng said while smoking a cigarette, It's been so long...

Are you okay? Fourteen lit a cigarette and looked at Jiang Cheng with strange eyes.

Ah, it's okay. I live a fulfilling and happy life every day now. Jiang Cheng replied casually, Especially when I'm working, I'm very, very happy. Ah, I didn't expect working to be such a happy thing. Worries, sins I can forget all the feelings and pain...hehe...

Hey! Are you really okay?! Fourteen was startled and stretched out his hands to shake Jiang Cheng's shoulders, Why did it break after a few days of not seeing each other? What happened!

Huh... Jiang Cheng took the last puff of his cigarette and then put out his cigarette on the trash can nearby, I have to go back to work soon. It feels like after a while, I will think of the cold reality, goodbye.

…

Who is that? Sougo, who was patrolling on the street, came to Fourteen's side. Looking at Jiang Cheng's retreating back, he asked Fourteen, Boss? But I feel like his temperament is a little different... …”

Who knows...

…

A week later at noon, Kabukicho Park.

Why did you ask me out? Now I'm looking for the natural curly guy who disappeared after going on a date with his girlfriend on the night of the 7th. He's also very busy. Quan Zang looked at the man who was sitting on a park bench and smoking a cigarette. Jiang Cheng asked, And are you really okay? You feel like your whole body is about to break. By the way, have you ever slept?

That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore... Jiang Cheng threw away the cigarette butt, lit one again and held it in his mouth. He raised his face and leaned on the bench, with both hands on the bench. I asked you to come out this time because I have something to ask of you.

Could it still be the same thing? I really can't do anything.

No, it's not. Jiang Cheng casually interrupted Quanzang, It's not that kind of thing anymore. It doesn't matter that kind of thing anymore. It will be exposed soon anyway.

Huh? Are you about to be exposed already?

Ah, today is the 15th, Jiang Cheng replied casually, It's almost that time. After falling asleep, those women will probably find something is wrong. To be honest, after falling asleep, there is a high probability that they will never see it again. I can’t wake up, but isn’t it nice? I was cut into pieces by them without any pain in my sleep. Haha…”

... After a long silence, Quanzang spoke again, Then do you want me to convey your last words?

Ah, almost. Jiang Cheng raised his face and stared blankly at the blue sky, Tell those women that the children are innocent... No, it's better not to say it, just say I'm sorry. Finally... talk to God Let me tell you, Le Jiang, to live strong. Then...that's it.

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up with his knees in hand, took the last puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette butt out, and slowly turned around and walked in the direction he came from.

Hey, wait a minute. Quan Zang shouted, Have you... given up completely?

Ah, I gave up. Jiang Cheng stopped and replied without looking back, Completely... gave up. And to be honest, there's nothing wrong with it. It's all hell anyway, and it's hell over there, and it's hell here too. hell.

Even for me, the hell over there is definitely much more comfortable than the hell here.

At least I no longer have to feel that small happiness in that guilty feeling. That kind of thing... is not worthy of a sinner like me.

The smiling faces you see when you get home? That phrase Thank you for your hard work? Just made dinner? Have a nice trip as you head out in the morning? Already...can't afford it anymore. I've already...reached my limit.

The rest is up to them, goodbye.

Wait a minute, Quan Zang stopped Jiang Cheng again, Since you have given up, then... wouldn't you just go and apologize yourself? The result is already doomed anyway, both you and them will be involved. In some kind of hell.”

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and showed a relieved smile, That's right, then let me do it by myself. Then if you can entrust the change, help me build a tomb after my death. Tomb or something, as for the name...it doesn't matter. Goodbye.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was starting up again, Quan Zang pointed at Yue Yong, Ri Lun and the Baihua members who came behind them at some point and said: Actually... if you want to apologize, you can do it now.

Huh? Jiang Cheng made a surprised sound, then stopped and turned his head to look over. However, after seeing the extremely sweet smiles behind Quan Zang, Rilun, Yueyong and the Baihua sisters, they felt a little helpless. He breathed out softly, Is it true that the prenatal check-ups are all on the same day? But it seems that there is nothing to say. All I have to say is...I'm sorry.

After listening, Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua people behind him.

All the Baihua girls understood and nodded at the same time, and then simultaneously raised a giant red banner with the words NEET's reintegration into society is a great success!!

“The transformation was a great success!!”×n

Looking at the bold words on the banner, Jiang Cheng's eyes were wide open and his mouth was half-opened. His whole body lost its highlights and he just stared blankly at Yue Yong and others.

I didn't expect the effect to be so good. Nichirin said with a smile as he narrowed his eyes.

Yes, thanks to him, all members of Baihua took a break for half a month. Yue Yong crossed her chest with one hand, lightly pinched the cigarette rod with the other hand, and nodded in agreement, And the game also It’s all thrown away.”

Plop…

Jiang Chengsama!

Seeing Jiang Cheng lying on the ground, all the Baihua girls immediately rushed towards Jiang Cheng holding banners.

Looking at the Baihua girls surrounding Jiang Cheng, Quanzang asked Nichirin, who was sitting in a wheelchair beside him: Why do I think... it doesn't matter even if that kind of thing really happens? Look, those women. It feels like... It doesn’t matter if you have a harem.”

Maybe that's the case. Rilun smiled, then turned to look at Yue Yong, But that kind of thing won't happen. Right? Yue Yue.

Who cares about him. Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was being held up in the air by a group of Baihua ladies, But if you dare to take action against my men, I will really kill him.

…

night.

Ri Lun opened the door of Yue Yong's room, looked at Yue Yong who was leaning against the window and smoking, and said with a smile: Although we have nothing to do with each other, but you...

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong lowered her head and glanced at her lower abdomen, and then gently rubbed it with her hands.

I...it doesn't matter. Yue Yong replied softly.

Is it really okay? After all, you were the only one that night who ate the messy food that the drunken Jiang Chengsang made while drunk. I heard that I only tried a little bit of that mess out of curiosity. The Catherine from the Dense Sang family who came to cook the food had diarrhea for a week.

Ah, it's okay. The toxins should have been excreted.

That's good. Ririn Samsara said, but then he thought of something, But then again, why are ordinary ingredients turned into something like that when Jingjiang Chengsang's hands combine them? Is it with that guy? Does Miss Miao have the same ability?

Who knows...

Yue Yong replied casually, but her thoughts went back to that night. Jiang Cheng, who was already drunk, returned to the banquet venue with the dishes he made indiscriminately. At that time, he was the only one who noticed that the dish in his hand should be A wound accidentally cut by a kitchen knife.

I just wanted to remind him at that time, but the next moment, after a burst of white smoke, the small wound was completely healed!

Although under the cover of the cooking mist, no one but myself noticed it.

[Is it because...that man's blood fell into the food? ] Yue Yong thought in her mind, [And what’s going on with that physique? Speaking of which, is that man... really Yatsura? 】

Yue Yong is puzzled.

…

One day later, Jiang Cheng woke up from his deep sleep. He didn't even change his clothes. He ran all the way to Yue Yong's room door in his pajamas and opened the door of Yue Yong's room with gritted teeth.

Moon-moon!! Sun wheel-!!

Ah la la, are you awake so soon? Nichiwa looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on his face, The prenatal checkup went very well. If you start working hard today, you will be a father in about a year~

Come on. Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and spoke casually.

You two hateful women... Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

It's started, it's started. Hinawa reminded, pointing at the TV.

No! It doesn't matter to me at all! By the way, I'm starting to like working now! I feel like I can forget a lot of my worries when I'm working! Hahahaha...

No, it's not hard at all! To be honest, I have completely fallen in love with work! Even if I work all day long, it doesn't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to keep working all the time! Oh! It's great! Work !a ha ha ha…

The work has begun... Yue Yong pointed to the TV and reminded Jiang Cheng, You won't forget what you said, right?

Jiang Cheng came to the TV and smashed the camera connected to the TV without any hesitation. He lowered his head and murmured: Ah, I completely forgot. All I remember is my hatred for you. I'm sorry...wait, I will take revenge. Absolutely!

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left Yue Yong's room.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Ri Lun raised his head and asked Xiang Yueyong: Are we going too far?

No, this is a request from his favorite sister, Yue Yong replied nonchalantly, She said she hopes to transform her stay-at-home brother into an ordinary man who likes to work.

But it's a bit too...

No, no one said that. Yue Yong replied, That's just what the idiot thought.

That's right.

After a while, a roar of collapse came from Jiang Cheng's room again.

I...where have all my games gone!!!

Hearing the sound, Ri Lun looked at Yue Yong doubtfully.

Is the transformation really successful?

Probably...no.

(Harem chapter, end.)