Maybe a Fake Gintama

At this time, Kintoki opened the sliding door of the bedroom and walked out.

Ah, I'm sorry, I drank too much yesterday and my head hurts so bad. I'm sorry, guest, for letting you see such an embarrassing side. I am Sakata Kintoki from Master House. Please don't be polite. Please sit down wherever you like.

Looking at the man in front of him who called himself Sakata Kintoki, whose expression was as refreshing as the blond hair, Gintoki fell silent...

——Maybe this is a fake golden soul OP.TIME——

One and a half minutes...

——Possibly the Fake Golden Soul OP.End——

Ah, I'm so sorry, I went to the wrong set.

Gintoki scratched his head and said embarrassedly, then turned around and stepped out of the door of the Master House and closed the sliding door...

Gintoki, who was standing at the door of the Master House, lowered his head and remained silent for a long time. Then he held his forehead and sighed softly, complaining to himself: What are you doing, hey, you actually got drunk and ran to the studio next door for breakfast. . Ah, I was really scared to death. I had no idea that such a new work was coming out next door.

With that said, Gintoki turned around and walked towards the stairs on one side, while he kept mumbling: Isn't the taste of haunching too strong? Is it really okay? Can we start from the first training like this? With a dead look, we are the only ones who were updated steadily in the past, but now we are almost like eunuchs, right? Would you like to give us some suggestions? For example, add one or two special moves or something.

Moreover, the title has an obscene word like [Golden Soul], so it should be changed to something more fashionable like [Golden Exorcist], right? Add a bunch of moles to that popular-faced man with glasses and let him be the younger brother of the protagonist (referring to Yukio Okumura). Only in this way will he become popular.

And the same goes for that girl. She's a kid anyway. Why don't we just shrink her into a mascot and sing and dance with the dog? The worst thing is the guy who is just like the boss.

What's going on with that smooth appearance? Straightening your hair or something is too unattractive, right? Sure enough, BOSS and other things should have natural curls, natural curls. But then again, those people look really familiar, it’s obviously a new work…”

With that said, Gintoki, who had already reached the door of Denshi Bistro, raised his head and glanced at the sign on the second floor, Forget it, never mind. Go home, go home.

Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki was stunned for a moment again... In other words, Gintoki's brain began to realize reality bit by bit, and he thought in his heart: [Where are you going back to? 】

[Give me a moment! It has nothing to do with whether I'm drunk or not! ] Gintoki looked at the signboard on the second floor that read [Everything House Kokin] and thought to himself, [Although the signboard has been changed, there is no doubt that this is my home.

It's really not the [Blue Exorcist], nor the [Red Exorcist], just idiots and fools [touching shit]! Those two people are undoubtedly the real Shinpachi and Kagura!

Indeed, even the title has changed from silver to gold, and it looks more advanced, but in fact, the meme is even more inferior! However, this rustic style of painting, this feeble language description, this kind of update speed that is no different from eunuchs... There is no doubt that this is still the original studio! 】

Thinking of this, drop after drop of cold sweat began to form on Gintoki's face, and his pupils began to tremble up and down, revealing a look of disbelief as he continued to think.

[Then... then, who is the man named Sakata Kintoki with the flowing ion-blond hair? I obviously... obviously just left home for a short while, why? Why? WHY? ! 】

At this moment, the sliding door of the Wanshiwu House was suddenly opened.

Chi——

Xin Bajia, who came to the door of the house, wondered: Ah, let me tell you, what happened to that person just now?

Kagura, who was also the first to arrive outside the house, looked at Kintoki who was slowly walking out and said with confusion: Why do you feel so similar to Kin-chan, Aru?

Really? Jinshi said casually, rubbing the back of his head, My hair is not that twisted.

That's right, Xinbaji nodded, Jin Sang's hair and personality are naturally straight.

After saying that, the three people standing together laughed at the same time.

Downstairs, looking at the three people standing outside the door of the Master House who were still laughing, Gintoki felt even worse. His eyes were wide open, his mouth was half-opened, his face covered with black lines was covered with cold sweat, and his whole face was covered with cold sweat. His face was still twitching.

【what happened? ! Why has Wanshiwu changed from silver and jade to gold and jade! ! 】

…

Inside the Denshi Tavern.

What? As expected, I came here to commission work. Xin Bajia, who was sitting on the sofa in the booth, nodded and said, and then showed a little doubt, But he suddenly went back in the middle because the content of the commission was What's the secret?

Kagura, who was sitting next to Shinpachi, raised her fist and said with a serious face: You're welcome, just say it! Our Master House will try our best to help anyone in trouble, Aru!

At this time, Gintoki, who was sitting opposite Shinpachi and Kagura, with his head lowered and his eyes full of black lines, twitched the corners of his mouth and said, Hey - that's it, then I'll feel free to discuss it with you. Actually, , that’s what, I didn’t go home for a while, and when I came back, I found that not only had my home become strange, but this work had also become strange, and I had lost my place...

Yeah, that's it. Xin Baji nodded.

Kagura asked: It's like coming back from a business trip to find that your wife brought a man home, right?

Yes, yes, Gintoki raised his head, twitching the corners of his mouth and continued softly: It's like a strange man wearing my bathrobe and opening the refrigerator without permission to eat my pudding...

That's really irritating! Kagura nodded and said seriously.

Really? You really want to chop him to death, don't you? After saying that, Gintoki gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart: You are a bunch of slutty wives with no sense of chastity! ! While I was out, I actually brought home the salesman I had a one-day fling with! 】

Thinking about it, Gintoki's bloodshot eyes widened, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and burst his veins, and looked hatefully at Kintoki, who was sitting at the bar.

【What are you thinking about? ! These guys! 】

At this time, Xin Baji continued: Anyway, let's write a power of attorney first. Can you tell me your name?

Sakata Gintoki. Gintoki turned around, lowered his head again and replied.

Wow! Kagura couldn't help but exclaimed, surprised: Even the name is very similar to Jin-chan's Aru! Could he be his long-lost brother, Aru?

[I completely forgot about my previous boss! 】

I'm talking about you guys... the mother-in-law, who was standing at the counter, holding her hands, closed her eyes and chuckled and warned, It will make people uncomfortable to be regarded as the brother of this kind of man (Kintoki). Bar?

Jin Shi, who was sitting at the bar and holding his cheek with one hand, complained: Hey, hey, that's too much, mother-in-law~

【Daddy, too...! ! ] Gintoki thought to himself while gritting his teeth.

That's it, Catherine said, folding her hands at the counter, Silver is much better than gold.

Hey, even Catherine is like this. Jin Shi showed a look of helplessness and complained again.

【Catherine too! ! ] After gritting his teeth in his heart, Gintoki mechanically turned his head and looked at Shinpachi, Kagura, Granny Toshi and Catherine who were smiling around Kintoki.

[In such a short period of time, every company has jumped from silver to gold! What's going on. ! Was he fired by the author of Flirting Orangutan? ! What a joke! Give me one month’s notice of dismissal! Even for a novel like this that has no readers at all, give me one month’s notice! What about performance fees? What about the guest fee? Give me a lot of it! ! 】

Thinking of this, Gintoki suddenly thought of something, shook his head quickly and thought again.

[No, no, no, now is not the time to think about that kind of thing. Even this poor and sour crew has been here for so long and has already worked hard on more than two million words! Isn’t it too ridiculous to suddenly change the main character to a character of the same level as the protagonist... approximately equal to the protagonist? ! Please consider the feelings of the readers in front of the screen! You gorilla! ! And more importantly, this guy...]

Thinking about it, Gintoki looked at Kintoki who had just walked over and put a bottle of wine on the table.

Kintoki looked at Gintoki with a clear expression and said: Okay, okay, drink, this friend named Gin-san. Even if there is no blood relationship, so-called men can become friends after just one glass of wine. If you have any difficulties, just Just say it, brother!”

Looking at Kintoki who gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, grinning and showing his white teeth, Gintoki felt even worse: [Compared to Gin-san, he looks more like a protagonist! And not only Yin Sang, but also the good-for-nothing Nite who claims to be the protagonist has no such style at all! 】

At this time, Kagura came forward and took one of Kintoki's arms, and cheered: As expected of Kin-chan Aru! I like you the most!

Yo! What a pure man! Jin Sang! Xin Baji shouted deliberately from the side.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Gintoki felt even worse. He collapsed in his heart and said: [And he is admired more than Gin-san! 】

Then, let's set off quickly (referring to the commission).

Looking at Jin Shi who was slowly walking towards the door, Granny Denshi reminded her angrily: Really, you are a good person, don't push yourself too hard.

After hearing Granny Denshi's words, Kintoki stopped and turned around as if he suddenly thought of something and turned back.

Just in case, I'll leave this to you first. Jin Shi took out a thick envelope from his arms as he walked, This month's rent.

Looking at the envelope that Kintoki placed on the counter with a thick stack of 10,000-yuan bills peeking out from the seal, Granny Denshi quickly called out to stop Kintoki, who turned around again and walked slowly towards the door.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, I don't remember the rent being so much.

Hey, has Alzheimer's disease finally started? Then, forget about work by the way... Kintoki, who had just walked to the door, stopped, then slowly turned around and continued, Let's spend some money to soak in a hot spring occasionally. .”

Seeing the frank look on Kinshi's face when he turned around, Granny Denshi and Catherine covered their mouths and sobbed at the same time.

…

Bang bang!

Standing at the door of the tavern, Granny Denshi, whose tears never stopped, struck the flint stone several times for Kintoki and the others who were slowly leaving, and shouted: You must come back safe and sound!

Standing behind Kintoki and the others, Gintoki, who was already like a walking zombie, once again went crazy in his heart and said: [Money is also generous enough, you are worthy of being Kin-san! 】

Seeing the golden light radiating from Kintoki's body that seemed to blind him, Gintoki blocked his eyes.

【So flashy! Wow, it’s blinding! This guy is so shining! Is this guy going to swallow up all the silver dull light? Is that why people forget about silver mulberry and run to gold mulberry? real or fake? seriously? ! 】

…

afternoon.

Kabukicho streets.

Ah, trouble... Jiang Changcheng, who was holding an umbrella, sighed, with a look of helplessness on his face.

Don't just complain to me! Yue Yong on the side cursed angrily.

Isn't it okay to leave such trivial matters as purchasing to others? Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, Aren't Baihua, etc., the security guard at the door, etc. all okay?

Help me out sometimes! Yue Yong rolled his eyes and shouted, Besides, Baihua also has Baihua's job! Security guards also have security guard jobs!

I also have my own job! Jiang Cheng retorted instantly, confidently, The game I got yesterday is my job!

What kind of job is that? It's just the job of a useless Nite! By the way, do you already regard yourself as a Nite?!

Oh! Yes! Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and raised an index finger while stopping, Can't we just entrust this kind of thing to Jin Shi?! Can't we just let them treat it as a job? Is it?! In this case, everyone can be happy!

Can you be any more useless?! Yue Yong shouted angrily, pulling her neck and rolling her eyes.

At this time, Jiang Cheng turned around, looked at Yue Yong with soft eyes, and said softly: Yueyue, human beings cannot refuse their instincts. It's like wanting to eat when you are hungry, and wanting to eat when you are thirsty. I want to drink water, I want to sleep when I feel sleepy, and when I don’t want to work... I want to play the game I just got the day before.”

Hearing the last sentence, veins popped up at Yue Yong's temples, and she lifted her leg with a powerful Vajra Kick without thinking about it.

Your instincts are too subtle!! Yue Yongah roared, Go to hell!!!

Ugh!!

boom! ! !

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and felt something strange under him, quickly got up, pointed at the dirty silver-haired natural curls that he knocked down on the ground, and shouted to Yue Yong: Hey! Pay attention to passers-by!

Ah, I'm sorry. Yue Yong apologized hurriedly as he looked at the strange and miserable man lying on the ground and making no sound with several DVDs scattered around him.

Hey, are you okay? Brother, Jiang Cheng extended his right hand to this unfamiliar young man with naturally curly silver hair, I'm really sorry, there is something wrong with this woman's TAMA (ball).

At least call it A——TAMA (brain)! Yue Yong rolled her eyes and gritted her teeth, What's wrong with TAMA?! Do you want to die?!

Ah, it's okay, it's okay... Gintoki, the strange natural boy with dull eyes, slowly got up.

Looking at Gintoki's face, Jiang Cheng widened his eyes and let out a surprised cry: Hey! It's...

Hearing this, Gintoki was overjoyed and moved to tears, Do you still remember me?! Jiang Cheng!

Who are you? Jiang Cheng's expression changed, revealing a look of disdain, You also have a face that makes people feel angry at a glance. It's just like...

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly froze, ...who is here?

Gintoki, who originally wanted to be angry, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was stunned and had a puzzled look on his face, and his expression became happy again. He pointed at himself and said, Have you remembered? This face deserves a beating! Me, me! Gintoki Ah Gintoki! Sakata Gintoki!

No, I don't know. I only know Kintoki and Sakata Kintoki. Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, then showed an impatient look on his face and waved his hand, Get out of the way, don't bring a It makes people wander around on the street with angry faces.