Maybe a Fake Gintama

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong slowly leaving, Ginji couldn't calm down for a long time.

[This is not a simple matter of being forgotten, my existence is... completely erased from this street! The things that Sakata Gintoki had done so far and the proof of his survival were completely taken away by that man... Sakata Kintoki! 】

…

What's wrong with you? Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who had his eyes closed and his brows tightly furrowed as if in deep thought.

Ah, I always feel that something is wrong. Jiang Cheng raised his face slightly, holding his chin and murmured, Although I have searched through my memory and can't find anything wrong, I still feel that something is wrong. The one I saw just now With the natural curls that make people irritated, as well as Kintoki, I always feel that there is something inconsistent.

where?

Jiang Cheng continued: I just feel that the natural curls just now are a bit like Kintoki from before. But then again, when did Kintoki become like this? It felt more unreliable before.

Don't think that others have not grown up like you for so long. Yue Yong curled her lips and complained angrily, That's it, growth. Maybe that man has grown after two million words. .”

Really? Jiang Cheng still looked confused.

Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng as if he were an idiot, and then said, Are there any other possibilities besides this?

That's right. Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed, That's the only possibility. Besides, it doesn't matter what color the light is.

Yue Yong replied mercilessly: Indeed, it is the most difficult thing in the world to dye a hopeless idiot like you into gold, silver or any other color.

Hello? What do you mean? What does idiot mean? Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy and shouted angrily, Am I just an idiot in your eyes?!

In my opinion, you are all idiots, Yue Yong snorted disdainfully and replied casually, It's just that you are even more hopeless.

I'm really going to be angry. Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile, the veins on his face were still hopping.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's displeasure, Yue Yong then thought in her mind: [The man who seems colorless but can tolerate all colors will not be stained by any color. This is what I see... this man. 】

Ignore?! Ignore me?! I'm telling you, you've become more and more rude recently! You stinky woman!

It's so noisy! Yue Yong cursed angrily, and at the same time, the kunai in his left hand stabbed Jiang Cheng's head hard.

As for where kunai came from, there is no need to delve into it. At least it can be regarded as being taught by ninjas. Sometimes Jiang Chengdu even suspected that Yue Yong had kunai hidden all over her body.

Jiang Cheng definitely had kunai hidden in his sleeves, arms, thighs, lower back, and hair, at least in these places. As for why, Jiang Cheng saw them all at the time... no, they were stabbed.

But there are also some doubts. For example, where did Yue Yong, who was only wearing a swimsuit, take out the kunai that time when she went to play in the swimming pool? To this day the matter remains a mystery.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground with a large font, his forehead with a kunai still spurting out blood, but he was looking at himself above him as if nothing happened, Yue Yong couldn't help but have several lines on his face. There are blue veins, and the forehead has also become dark.

Hey, what are you looking at? Do you really want to die? Yue Yong said coldly.

No, I'm just not used to it.

Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head, slowly got up, and dusted himself off like a normal person.

The next moment, Jiang Cheng showed a smile again and raised his index finger.

This is the first time I see Yueyue wearing anything other than black...

Yue Yong, who suddenly thought of something and blushed instantly, stood up and jumped up without a moment's hesitation. She used her own two feet to stop Jiang Cheng from continuing with her eyes white with shame and anger.

The method of blocking is also very simple and crude.

As for the method, we can scream and fly ten meters away, smashing all the shops on the roadside, struggling to get up, the shoe prints on the left and right faces are very symmetrical, squinting Jiang Cheng, who was smiling even though the veins on his forehead were still pulsing, came to answer this question.

However, it is obvious that the other party does not really want to answer this question...

…

The time came that night.

In a small izakaya in Kabukicho, Gintoki was sitting in front of the counter, eating two plates of oden. Although he was not completely drunk, he was at least at the level of being delirious.

Shaking the tenth bottle of hot wine that was already empty in his hand, Gintoki hiccupped, stared drunkenly at the boss at the counter, and said wordlessly: Dad, let's have another glass of wine that is enough to erase memories.

Seeing Gintoki's drunken appearance, the shop owner said kindly: Guest, it's better not to go anywhere today.

Gintoki leaned down on the table, curled his lips, and said with a little impatience and annoyance in his tone: Money is not an issue anymore. You will forget about my credit account anyway.

what are you talking about?

As soon as the store owner finished speaking, Kintoki, who was wearing casual clothes, sat down in the empty seat to the left of Gintoki and put the money on the counter.

Kintoki pointed his thumb at Gintoki and ordered: Dad, give me a cup of hot wine, and give this little brother a cup too.

Ah, thank you. The store owner greeted quickly.

Jin Shi was minding his own business and continued in a familiar tone: There are times when men can't survive without a drink, right? Brother? What happened?

Gintoki, who buried his head on the table and didn't hear Kintoki's voice at all because he was drunk, replied in a casual and helpless tone: Nothing happened. It’s just nothing. Really… nothing.”

Did you lose all your money betting on horses? Jinshi asked casually while pouring wine.

Ah, yes, that's it. The big gamble of life was all lost overnight.

Jin Toki held a small wine glass filled with wine, always with a faint smile on his face, Before reaching the finish line, was everything taken away by the golden horse catching up from behind?

At this time, Ginzai turned his head and glanced up at Kintoki. When he saw Kintoki sitting next to him, his eyes opened wide unconsciously, and the drunkenness he had just felt disappeared instantly. No trace.

It's...it's you!! Gintoki stood up instantly and his expression became a little fierce.

Calm down, brother. Jin Shi shook his shoulders and said in a casual tone, I'm here to drink with you and try to reconcile. Well, let's sit down and have a drink first.

Stop kidding me!

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Kintoki pressed his head firmly against the counter with one hand.

boom! !

The entire table trembled, and a piece of the wooden tabletop was smashed into pieces by Gintoki's head.

Didn't you hear me telling you to have a drink?

Kintoki glanced at Gintoki with lowered eyes. There was no warmth in his voice and expression. He was completely different from his previous self!

At the same time, the guests who saw the dispute got up and ran out in panic. Immediately afterwards, the store owner also ran out of the store in panic.

You... Gintoki struggled and turned his face to look at Kintoki, gritting his teeth and said: Who the hell are you bastard?!

With that said, Gintoki saw the opportunity and kicked the stool under Kintoki's butt.

Gintoki, who kicked the stool away, stood up and said to Kintoki, who jumped back and landed firmly on the stool behind him: What on earth did you do to Shinpachi and the others?!

Jin Toki sat on the stool like a normal person, shrugged his shoulders, and replied casually: I didn't do anything. It's just as you saw, that's the truth.

Are you kidding me!! Gintoki retorted loudly, Those are all things I have done! In their memories, it is me and not you who is the one who identifies the person!

Who can prove it for you? Jinshi, who was leaning against the counter, continued in a casual tone, You are the only one who believes it, and no one else even remembers who you are. Is that what you think? ? [Did I make everyone hallucinate...], but why not think about it the other way around?

As he spoke, Kintoki gently raised the corners of his lips and looked at Gintoki, Actually, you are the only one who is strange, and what you have experienced so far is an illusion.

Hearing this, Gintoki opened his eyes unconsciously again.

Jinshi closed his eyes and continued to talk to himself: ...You hid in the corner and silently watched my active figure, unknowingly overlapping yourself with me. Maybe the memories you have are just It’s just your personal delusion.”

How could something like that happen...

Kintoki interrupted Gintoki again, As you can tell, you are the only one in this world. Don't you understand? You are the one who is getting weird. You are the only one who is just talking nonsense. You have also seen it, right? Even without you, the world is still running, probably much smoother than in your delusions.

No matter what, this is the reality. No one will look at you, and no one will need someone like you. Because I am here. So you are not needed here...

After finishing speaking, Kintoki never looked at Gintoki again. After slapping a wad of money on the counter, he turned around and walked out of the store and closed the sliding door.

And after that, after lowering his head in silence for a long time, Gincai turned around and opened the sliding door and stepped out of the store. After closing the sliding door, he joined the flow of people on the street in despair. To where...

However, neither Gold nor Silver noticed the orange-haired man with ponytail sitting in the corner of the small izakaya who had been drinking from the beginning to the end.

Perhaps it's because, as Yue Yong thought, this man himself is colorless. Whether it's gold or silver, there's no way for him to be stained by other colors.

To put it another way, the golden light and silver light just filled the tavern at the same time, but once they left, the tavern returned to its original colorless state, leaving nothing behind...

Chi——

Xiaoyu, who stepped into the izakaya with a mop in both hands, walked straight to Jiang Cheng's position.

Hey, here we come. Xiaoyu. Jiang Cheng raised his head, squinted his eyes and looked at Xiaoyu with a smile.

Lord Jiang Cheng, Xiaoyu said, you should already know everything, right? Now you are the only one who can stop Kintoki before the situation worsens.

Why stop it? Jiang Cheng asked with interest, then raised an index finger and continued with a smile, Don't it sound interesting?

Jiang Chengda... Xiaoyu just wanted to say, but was interrupted by Yue Yong who didn't know when he would arrive.

I thought I ran away somewhere, Yue Yong crossed her chest with one hand and gently held the cigarette rod with the other hand. She breathed out a puff of second-hand smoke and continued, I actually went to a place like this to have a private meeting with a woman.

Please don't get me wrong, Lord Yueyong. Xiaoyu turned around and defended, I have no interest in Lord Jiang Cheng's [beep——], [beep——] and [beep——]. I just have I just want to deal with Master Jiang Cheng.

It's difficult, boss~ Jiang Cheng shrugged and looked helplessly at the shop owner who was cleaning up the counter.

Guest, I just have a little experience in this kind of thing, the shop owner leaned down and whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, Don't say anything, just seize the opportunity to run away while the two women are fighting. Okay. Otherwise, they may join forces to deal with you! When your wife comes home, just kneel down and admit your mistake. If you have a better attitude, your life can be saved!

You really can't underestimate the owner of an izakaya. He even has experience in this kind of thing... As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out a ten thousand yuan bill, then turned around and walked in the direction of Yue Yong and Xiaoyu, But, Sorry, that’s not the kind of question I just asked.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng took the lead to step out of the store, Xiaoyu, I ask you to comfort the abandoned first wife. Yueyue, let's go.

Lord Jiang Cheng... Xiaoyu wanted to say something more, but finally stopped.

Tick ​​tock…

Jiang Cheng, who was hit by a raindrop on his shoulder, raised his head and looked at the night sky, It's raining...

Go back quickly! Yue Yong said angrily, and at the same time, she raised her foot and kicked Jiang Cheng on the butt.

You're wearing high heels, right? Jiang Cheng took two staggering steps before standing up. He turned around and complained expressionlessly, What do you want to do to the protagonist?

Tch! Yue Yong turned away and spat lightly.

Let's go back.

Jiang Cheng opened his umbrella, raised his face and murmured something like this, and then started to leave. However, before taking a step, Jiang Cheng spotted Yue Yong who stood under the umbrella naturally.

Jiang Cheng:......

Yue Yong, who was stared at by Jiang Cheng, blushed slightly and argued with white eyes: There is no way! After all, there is only one umbrella! And you are a man, right? If you are a man, you should give the umbrella to the woman!

Jiang Cheng asked in confusion: When did you completely forget that you are a man inside?

Want to die?

Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, just curled his lips in displeasure, and then started slowly.

Yue Yong took steps at the same time, with a calm expression on her face, but...it was difficult for others to know except for herself whether her heart was as calm as her face.

In the same silent atmosphere, the two slowly walked towards Yoshihara...

However, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped. Yue Yong also stopped, but before Yue Yong could ask anything, she suddenly saw the love hotel nearby!

At this moment, alone and rainy, how can Yue Yong not let Yue Yong's thoughts wander?

You...you...you...are you going to...do...do... Yue Yong blushed and couldn't say a complete sentence for a long while.

What's wrong with you? Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with a puzzled face, Why do you feel so nervous?

No... no! Yue Yong shook her head quickly, coughed twice and said calmly with a red face, Ahem! I'm not nervous at all, but I didn't expect it to be at such a time, so I’m just a little surprised. But there’s only one thing. I’ll give you every penny of the next 200 million.”

Two hundred million? Why? Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

What kind of woman do you think I am! Yue Yong rolled her eyes and shouted, I'm completely different from the women you had before! I won't... just because of your face!

Huh? What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng still looked confused, and then handed the umbrella in his hand to Yue Yong, I just suddenly remembered that there was something urgent and wanted you to go back alone.

Looking at the umbrella in her hand, Yue Yong... fell silent.

Don't break it. After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked into the rain, then raised his hand and waved behind him, Goodbye, I'll be back soon.

oh oh.

…

Late at night, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara in the rain. As soon as he walked to the door of his room, he saw Yue Yong waiting at the door of his room holding an umbrella.

Here. Yue Yong extended the umbrella in his hand to Jiang Cheng, Give it back to you.

Thank you. After answering casually, Jiang Cheng reached out and held his umbrella.

But...at this moment, Yue Yong suddenly felt that there seemed to be something slightly wrong, or that he noticed a slight sense of violation, but it was fleeting.

What's wrong? Is TAMA overused? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

In an instant, blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's cheeks.

I think it's your TAMA that's been overused, right?

With that said, Yue Yong let go of her hand, then turned around and left slowly.

I'm going back.

Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the door of the room, glanced at Yue Yong's back, smiled softly, opened the door to the living room and walked in.

…

On a rainy night, in the alley filled with domestic garbage, only shorts were left, and the dirty natural curls were buried headfirst in the garbage...it didn't look out of place at all.

Ouch~

It's so noisy, wild dog, don't bother me. Gintoki said in a voice, I'd better leave this bitch aside.

Ouch~ow~

Gintoki turned over and sat up, and said angrily: I told you not to bother me and go cool down, but you didn't hear...

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki's voice suddenly stopped, and his eyes widened unconsciously...

Maybe this is a fake Gintama