Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at Sadharu in front of him, panting and looking at him in the rain, Gintoki murmured: Sadaharu... Sadharu...

With that said, Gintoki came to Sadaharu, knelt on the ground and gently rubbed Sadaharu's big dog head with both hands.

Dingchun, do you think you still remember me...

Before he finished speaking, Sadaharu grabbed Gintoki's shoulders with his front paws, opened his big mouth and swallowed Gintoki's head into his mouth.

Just when Gintoki and Sadaharu were playing the bloody game between pets and owners like before, Xiaoyu slowly walked over holding an oil-paper umbrella.

Finally found it, Kodama, who was holding the recently redeemed Gintoki's clothes and a wooden sword in a club, said as she walked, There is one person and one person who have not been dyed gold in this street. …and one.”

Gintoki, who was trying hard to pull his bloody head out of Sadharu's mouth, looked at Xiaoyu who was coming, with a bit of disbelief on his face.

Make it easy for me to find you, Gintoki-sama.

Gintoki's eyes widened and he murmured in disbelief: Xiao...Xiaoyu, you...why?

Coming to Gintoki, Xiaoyu, who leaned down to hold an umbrella for him, comforted him softly: Don't worry, even if the whole world forgets Gintoki-sama, you will not disappear from my data, because before going to bed, I Some people press RESET properly and then shut down.

(Note: In the FC era, pressing RESET and then turning off the power can effectively protect the cassette battery from loss of archives due to [sudden power supply abnormality].)

Ouch! Dingchun shouted, or agreed.

Xiaoyu continued: Also, please call me by my full name - Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon Xiaoyu II, my nickname is poko carbon, and my abbreviation is Xiaoyu.

Gintoki couldn't help but smile and said: When I heard it, it was the name given by some idiot. Forget it quickly, that idiot must have forgotten it a long time ago. The only one he can remember is Opai...

In my opinion, Gintoki-sama is also a hopeless idiot. As he said this, Xiaoyu's expression softened a bit, and she continued: Indeed... maybe it is not as shining as gold, maybe it is just Only occasionally shines a dim light, always quarreling with each other, always fighting, naturally curly hair, careless, sexually harassing, late on both rent and wages. But...

Even this is better than the false light plated with gold.

When you are angry, anger wells up from the bottom of your heart, and when you are happy, you smile from the bottom of your heart. The silver is more beautiful with you in it.

After a pause, looking at Gintoki who was kneeling on the ground without saying a word, Xiaoyu handed the wooden sword in his hand to Gintoki and continued: You...have not forgotten that light, have you? You have not been attracted by that hypocritical light. Are you confused? Then, please stand up again, hold this sword again, and dye this world that has been painted with gold back to silver again.

With that said, Xiaoyu stood up and dipped the mop in her hand into the ink in the bucket, then turned around and came to the wall with an advertisement that read Little Gold in the Everything House with a picture of Jinshi.

Xiaodama, who drew a big cross on the advertisement with a mop, continued: Tell me about this world that has been painted with gold and dyed back to silver again. You will not lose to Sakata Kintoki, you will not lose to the blonde, you will not lose to Straight hair will not lose to blonde, please think back to what color your soul is.”

I didn't forget, how could I forget... Gintoki's hand holding the wooden sword gradually tightened, and he also laughed slowly, Mixed with the colors of you idiots...

Dirty silver—! !

Gintoki used all his strength to carve the words There are no good people with straight blond hair on the wall with a wooden knife, and his eyes became determined again.

Ouch! Dingchun dipped his front paws into the ink in the bucket, then straightened his front body and slapped his paw prints hard behind the characters carved by Gintoki.

A man with naturally curly silver hair, a machine, and a dog all looked at the words on the wall with the same serious expression...

Take back our colors and subvert this golden world! Go for it!

…

In the early morning, it was just dawn.

Ding dong…

Gintoki, who stood in front of the All-in-One House and pressed the doorbell, shouted: Um, I'm sorry to bother you all. Is Kintoki-kun at home?

Sorry, I'm taking a shower, can you wait a moment? Jinshi's voice came out.

Ah, don't worry, it's okay. Gintoki quickly waved his hand and replied, then took out the duel book with the three words Duel Book written on it from his arms and continued, Then I will take the duel book Put it here...

As he said this, Gintoki suddenly thought of something again, and continued with a smile, Ah, I'd better do it another day...ah! It hurts!

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was hit hard on the head by Xiaoyu holding a mop in his hand.

Xiaoyu asked three times: Excuse me, what are you doing? Are you here for fun? Are you an idiot?

Gintoki rubbed his head and explained awkwardly: Well, even though it's my own home, I'm not too embarrassed to go in, and it's my own home so I can't break in and cause a scene.

Please come here. You obviously have no strategy. Do you think you can win?

With that said, Xiaoyu reached out and grabbed Gintoki's ears, dragging him to the corner of the stairs to the side without giving Gintoki any chance to resist.

By the way, Dingchun was lying on the corner of the stairs yawning.

I'll tell you the truth, Xiaoyu said to Gintoki, who was still rubbing his ears, Judging from the current situation, Gintoki-sama has no chance of winning.

You said just now that I wouldn't lose, right? Gintoki complained.

Xiaoyu continued, minding his own business: He has straight blond hair, a straightforward personality, and is good at making money. He has overcome all of Gintoki-sama's shortcomings. Why do you think you can defeat him?

Hearing the sound, a vein popped up in Gintoki's temple unconsciously, and he said angrily: Huh? What? Do you want to slap someone's butt? Or do you want to pull out someone's rectum from their anus? Which one do you want to choose?

I'm going to pull out my rectum and slap my butt. As she spoke, Xiaoyu handed a pile of information held in a clip to Gintoki, The so-called battle begins with understanding the enemy.

Gintoki took away the information from Xiaoyu's hand, looked at Kintoki and the words Instruction Manual on the cover and curled his lips in disdain, saying disapprovingly: Instruction manual? Hey, are you kidding me? That guy's How could the information be written in this? It’s not a plastic model.”

At this moment, the sliding door of the Wanshiwu Room on the side was opened, and Jin Shi walked out wearing only a towel and still washing his hair.

Sorry to keep you waiting, I'm washing my hair.

Secretly peeking out his head to look at Kintoki, who was holding the removed head and still scrubbing his hair, Gintoki... fell silent.

Ah? He's not here anymore.

With that said, Kintoki took a step back and closed the sliding door.

At this time, Xiaodama continued: Yes, Sakata Kintoki is the acting captain of Master House created by Gengai-sama and was commissioned by Shinyaji-sama and Kagura-sama. The perfect Sakata has overcome all the weaknesses of Gintoki-sama. Gintoki - a complete body made of super alloy, Sakata Gintoki Unit 2! It is also Kinsang. By the way, the money for making Kintoki... seems to have been paid by Eunari-sama.

Gintoki, whose whole face began to twitch, was reading the instruction manual in his hand, with drops of cold sweat on his face. At the same time, his voice was trembling: K... the perfect Sakata Gintoki who has overcome all my weaknesses, eh? ?What do you mean? In short, it’s just...what’s going on?”

At this time, Xiaoyu reached out and turned the page in Gintoki's hand, or in other words, to the assembly details page. She answered simply and neatly according to Gintoki's request:

He's a plastic model.

I see, that's it, it turns out it's a plastic model... Gintoki nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly reacted, threw out the instruction manual in his hand, clenched his fist and yelled angrily: Who Can you accept this statement! Idiot! It’s too simple! At least polish it up! No matter how you say it, it can’t be a plastic model! You lied to me! Tell me you lied to me!”

Xiaoyu explained: Recent plastic models are already painted before assembly.

Who told you to color your plastic model! Why does that kind of thing exist? Why can that kind of thing conquer this entire street!

Ignoring Gintoki, who was holding his head and freaking out so much that he couldn't stop, Xiaodama raised an index finger and explained to herself: The reason is what I just said...

——Exclusive dividing line for Xiaoyu’s memories——

One day during the day, outside the Machinery Hall.

Standing at the door, Xin Baji said helplessly: Really, he's so busy and yet he's nowhere to be seen. It's really a headache for the captain.

So what does it have to do with me? Jiang Cheng, who was standing aside holding an umbrella, asked expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.

That's right! Kagura, who was also holding an umbrella, complained, Even the cat here obviously wants to borrow Aru's hand.

(I even want to borrow the cat’s hand: It means that I am extremely busy and don’t have enough manpower.)

Jiang Cheng asked again expressionlessly: Hey, why did you drag me out of Yoshihara? Does it have anything to do with me?

Master Jiang Cheng, didn't you invite me out? Xiaoyu on the side said to Jiang Cheng, Did you forget?

Huh? Is this happening?

What's going on with this guy's head? Kagura complained with half-squinted eyes, Obviously it was you who asked us to bring Miss Xiaoyu to the Machinery Hall! Remember the time you made an appointment for me. Aru! What’s wrong with being two hours late Aru?!”

Ah... Jiang Cheng then recalled it, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, Oh, I remember, I did ask you to help me bring Xiaoyu to the Machinery Hall.

Xin Baji complained speechlessly: Jiang Chengsang, sometimes he remembers clearly what he said...

But then again... Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoyu and asked doubtfully: Why did I ask you to come here?

Have you even forgotten your purpose in the end?! Xinbaji opened his eyes wide and vomited loudly, Just stop it in moderation!!

Isn't the purpose clear at a glance, Al? Kagura spread her hands with a sigh on her face, Maybe he just wants to be intimate with the woman who lives outside occasionally, Al. What a terrible man~

Lord Jiang Cheng, the robot does not have such a function. Xiaoyu said, Please don't think anything wrong about me, Xiaoyu will be in a very difficult position.

No, I never thought about it. Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and raised his hand without thinking.

Well... Xiaoyu's eyes flickered twice, and at the same time she made some kind of electronic sound, and the next moment, the mop in Xiaoyu's hand swung down towards Jiang Cheng's head.

boom! !

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the ground into pieces, raised his head tremblingly, revealing his bloody forehead, and murmured: Why...why? Xiaoyu...

Xiaoyu put away the mop in her hand, then bowed to Jiang Cheng, apologized and explained: I'm really sorry. I don't know what happened, but at that moment, the system mechanism identified Mr. Jiang Cheng as an enemy. It could be that the system just failed.

That's it... After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted to Yuanwai's father, who was squatting on the ground with his back to everyone in the room, knocking, Old man, please check the system for Xiaoyu. If possible, please give She has a gentler personality.

Shinpachi leaned into Kagura's ear and whispered softly: Kagura-chan, no matter how you look at Miss Xiaodama's attack just now, it was intentional, right?

Kagura nodded without comment.

I don't know if there is any problem with the system, but...little brother, there is indeed something wrong with your head. Gengai Dad said without looking back, and then turned back to look at Shinpachi and Shinbaji who were still whispering. Kagura continued: You just said you were too busy or something, but I have something here that might be able to help you.

Huh? Shinpachi and Kagura looked at Gengai's father in confusion at the same time.

At this time, Dad Gengai stood up and continued to say while walking towards the store: Actually, I am keen on making some boring little toys recently.

Gengai came to a device covered with cloth, reached out and pulled off the cloth, revealing the perfect Gintoki Unit-01 inside, which was the beginning of everything - a sandbag with Gintoki's simulated head inside. .

Ah! This thing is great Aru! Kagura exclaimed while beating the sandbag.

Gintoki outside of memories: Is the usage of captain wrong? !

Father Yuanwai put his hands on his hips and said, Do you feel good?

Kodama, who is the narrator of the memory outside the memory: That’s fine if it just looks like Gintoki-sama. (Kagura in Memories: Don’t you think this natural volume is a bit too curly, Aru?) With continuous improvement, it becomes more like Gintoki-sama and more like Captain Master House. Unknowingly, everyone began to pursue their ideal captain...

dusk……

How does this feel? Mr. Yuanwai asked.

It feels good, Yossi! It's my turn next. Shinpachi, who was wearing boxing gloves, bumped his fists, then rolled his eyes and roared, Go to hell! Gintoki!

But before Shinbaji's fist could touch the sandbag, he was hit in the face by a fist that broke the sandbag, and he flew backwards with a nosebleed.

Kodama, who is the narrator of the memories outside the memories: That has become something completely different from Gintoki-sama.

Hey, I'm talking about you guys, a naked Jin Toki emerged from the sandbag, What's the fun in beating someone who can't fight back? Is that considered a master's house?

Xiaoyu's explanation: Everyone worked together to create the ideal captain, a complete captain who surpasses the captain.

It's better to tear down that twisted sign as soon as possible. Kintoki, who came to Shinpachi, leaned down and stretched out his hand, Stand up and come with me. Today is the birthday of Shinbashiya!

Xiaoyu: Swallowed the silver light and turned it into a dazzling golden light.

——Memory of the dividing line at the end——

Xiaoyu continued: ...Then things developed rapidly. He led Wanshiwu to show off his talents with his own skills. As his reputation gradually grew, Wanshiwu instantly became a hero on the street. He integrated into the street in a blink of an eye. However, becoming a celebrity He was not satisfied after that. In order to fulfill his only mission of acting for Gintoki-sama, he chose to become the real captain of Master House. In other words, Gintoki-sama's existence will be completely erased from this street and from everyone's memory.

Listening to Xiaodama's words, Gintoki suddenly thought of all the previous encounters...

Xiaoyu didn't stop, ...he relied on special hypnotic waves to manipulate the memories in everyone's brains, erasing the memories about Gintoki-sama and replacing them with memories about himself. The reason why the memories of Sadaharu-sama and I don't exist He was eliminated because his brainwashing was ineffective against robots and animals. Do you understand? Gintoki-sama, his...Kintoki's purpose is to become the complete captain of Master House! That is, to become the real master of Master House. team leader!