Maybe a Fake Gintama

On the main street of Kabukicho.

Hey, you're really weird today. Jiang Cheng said to Yue Yong as he walked, The reaction to the cigarette shop I just passed by was super weird.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong was startled, but she still pretended to have her usual cold attitude and said: No, it's nothing strange. I just don't want to waste time in that kind of place. Didn't you say you have something very important to do? ?

Huh? Jiang Cheng was confused, pointing at himself and wondering, Did I say it was something important? It's so strange, why don't I remember that I said that?

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was holding his chin, frowning and lowering his head, thinking about whether he had said that, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, cleared his throat and spoke again: No need to doubt, after all, you are a company You're an idiot who can't remember what you had for breakfast, so it's normal that you don't remember saying that.

That's it! Jiang Cheng hit his palm with his fist, but then he suddenly reacted and said angrily: Who is the idiot! You stinky woman!

Yue Yong, who did not stab Jiang Cheng's head with a kunai as usual when hearing such words, breathed a sigh of relief: It seems like he must have been fooled. 】

But at this moment, I heard Jiang Cheng continue to say with some emotion: But having said that, someone actually won 300 million. He is such an enviable guy~

I told you not to think about unrealistic things like that anymore, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and reminded lightly, The probability of winning the lottery is the same as that of twins who were born by chance and both grew up to be transvestites by chance. The same! To put it simply, it’s an astronomical probability by chance!”

Well... Jiang Cheng raised his face and thought for a moment, then lowered his head and said with a smile, Yueyue, you really have the potential to become a good mother.

Huh? Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then blushed and shouted incoherently, What on earth are you talking about! What are you talking about now?! Are you deliberately making fun of me?! asshole!

No, no, no, Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, smiled softly and replied, I just think you just looked like a mother who is educating her children well, don't you?

Yes...really?

It's exactly the same! Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded seriously, and then walked a little faster, We'll be there soon, hurry up, Yueyue!

After following Jiang Cheng's footsteps, Yue Yong asked, But then again, where are you going?

What? Jiang Cheng looked confused, Didn't I just say that? Of course it's Akihabara.

That's it.

But there's still a place to go before that happens.

Where? Yue Yong asked quickly, her expression a little anxious.

You are really not feeling right today... After silently complaining, Jiang Cheng stopped, then raised his head and looked at the signboard of the building in front of him - Si Jing Bank, and continued naturally. : Where else could it be? Of course it's a bank.

Looking at the bank in front of her, Yue Yong opened her mouth half-open and fell silent...

Looking at Yue Yong with a frozen expression, Jiang Cheng said in confusion: Hey, hey, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Hey - cheer up, what happened here?

Yue Yong came back to her senses, ignored Jiang Cheng who was still chattering on the side, and thought in her heart: [This guy...could it be! Could it be that you already know? ! Was everything I did today just to get me to follow him to a place like this with the lottery ticket? ! 】

Yueyue, you are really weird today. Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand and murmured, Has that day come?

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai stuck in the side of his head, fell straight down with blood spurting out.

This...this feels much more normal... Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, murmured.

You... Yue Yong, whose face was covered with cold sweat for some reason,

He asked Xiang Jiangcheng with a solemn expression, Why... come to the bank.

Why? Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from his forehead, struggled to stand up, and replied matter-of-factly: Of course I'm here to withdraw money.

[Does this guy really know? ! ] Yue Yong's face changed drastically, [Did you really know it from the beginning? ! Did you lure me to this place on purpose? ! Careless! This man really knows everything! 】

Looking at Yue Yong, who looked a little sad, Jiang Cheng said again: You look very bad. Isn't that what you are doing?

You, why did you come to the bank to withdraw money? Yue Yong still wanted to struggle, but pretended to be calm and asked, I don't remember that you have the habit of saving money.

Hey, there has to be a limit when you look down on people, Jiang Cheng said dissatisfied, then reached out and took out a bankbook from his sleeve, Even a person like me can save money. You know, if this In this era, new games and game consoles are released basically every day! If you don’t save money, how can you keep up with the trend of the times?!”

Are you saving money just to buy boring things like that?! Yue Yong complained wildly with her eyes white, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, Great, I thought he already knew. But now it seems that he really forgot about the lottery. 】

I'm in, Jiang Cheng said while holding his sleeves and walking towards the bank door. It doesn't matter if you don't come in Yueyue, I'll be there soon.

No, I'll go in too. Yue Yong put away the pipe and followed Jiang Cheng's footsteps naturally.

[I didn’t expect that he would still hide something like this. Just in case, let’s see how much money he has saved. 】

Yue Yong thought this in her heart.

It's up to you. Jiang Cheng shrugged with an indifferent expression, then raised his legs and walked into the bank's automatic door that opened automatically.

Seeing this, Yue Yong followed him pretending not to care.

However... Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who stepped into the bank door almost at the same time, stopped at the same time...

If you want to ask why, it might be because of the masked gun-toting mohawks surrounding the two...

…

Outside the Yotsui Bank, Gintoki and Shizuo, who were wearing casual clothes, stood side by side, talking to each other as they walked towards the bank gate.

...I didn't win the prize, I didn't win the prize! Fourteen retorted bravely as he walked away, How could I have won the prize! What basis do you have for saying that I won the prize?

I never mentioned a word about winning the lottery. Did you win?

Fourteen retorted with some excitement: I already said I missed it! Come back quickly! I forgot about it!

How much? Huh? How much money did you win?

Fourteen stepped into the bank door without looking and replied impatiently: Ah ah ah, I know, I know, I'll treat you to a chocolate parfait. You can have as much as you want. Please go back. Bar.

At this moment, both Fourteen and Gintoki heard the sound of bullets being loaded and... the voice of a somewhat rough and arrogant man.

Raise your hand.

Hearing the sound, Fourteen and Gintoki stopped at the same time and looked over following the sound.

I tell you to put your hands up! The mohawk, who was sitting on the counter with his face covered and looking like the leader carrying a rifle, reminded him again.

But... for some reason, Fourteen completely ignored the mohawks around him, all of whom were rushing towards him with pistols in hand, and walked towards the bank counter on his own.

While walking, Fourteen was still minding his own business and said, Yeah, I'm tired of seeing hallucinations and all that. Get out of the way and don't block the way, you bastards Mohawks.

At this moment, Gintoki, who had raised his hand from behind, kindly reminded him in a low voice: Hijikata-kun, Hijikata-kun, they are real Mohawks.

At the same time, feeling the incomparable metallic texture of the pistol on his forehead, Fourteen... his whole face turned completely black.

But this was not the end, because the next second, Fourteen heard the voice of a nasty guy who absolutely did not want to meet at this time...

Gintoki ~ Liu Haijun ~ Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged among the hostages, waved to the two of them and shouted with a smile, Look here, here. And that, brother over there, I'm sorry, these two people He's an acquaintance of mine, so it doesn't matter if he shoots directly.

It doesn't matter your size! Gintoki cursed bitterly through gritted teeth.

[Why is this guy here? ] Fourteen thought bitterly in his heart, [One natural volume is enough! Why do you need to add this unpleasant ponytail man! 】

Keep quiet! Mo Xigan, who was guarding the hostages with a rifle in hand, reminded Jiang Cheng seriously.

I'm sorry, I just got a little excited when I suddenly saw an acquaintance. Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the lap of two bank clerks, waved his hand and apologized with a smile, You continue.

After a long silence, the Mohawk pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked another of his Mohawk accomplices: Why do I think this guy won in this situation?

…

In the bank with the door closed, some people were squatting on the ground shivering with their heads in their hands, some were praying silently in their hearts, some were picking their nostrils with their little fingers and staring with dead eyes, looking indifferent, and some were looking down with their heads expressionless, all they were thinking about was Lottery tickets on your body.

There are also people who are being pressed tightly in the middle by two young ladies who are bank clerks. They are being oiled by the two young ladies while enjoying the massage of the two young ladies. There are still people who are holding back and want to take this person carelessly. The man who was enjoying the massage by the young lady had the urge to stab him to death.

Hey, can you give me one? Gintoki flicked the booger off his little finger and asked Jiang Cheng, who looked extremely comfortable. The D+ on the left and the E on the right are both fine.

No~ I want Jiang Cheng sama~ The two staff ladies expressed their refusal at the same time, and at the same time they hugged both sides of Jiang Cheng's arms and acted coquettishly.

At this time, two blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's forehead, who was sitting behind Jiang Cheng.

Don't be too proud! You bitch! Gintoki said in a low voice with white veins popping out of his eyes, Tell me something like 'No~ I want Gintoki-sama~' or something! Give it a try! You two should give it a try!

I'm so sorry, Gintoki, Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then looked down at the two bank clerk ladies who wanted to have good looks and good figures, Neither Haruko nor Reiko like you.

I hate it~ Jiang Chengsama~ the young lady on the right laughed and cursed, I've been told that I'm called Chiba, so just call me Xiaoqian~

Another vein filled Yue Yong's forehead.

The young lady on the left said coquettishly: Essama Jiangcheng is so true. I've already said that I'm called Yui, so just call her Yui-chan~

Veins popped up on Yue Yong's face.

Sorry, sorry, I'm a little bad at remembering people's names. After saying that, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered in their ears, The only thing I'm good at remembering is my body~

In an instant, the two women blushed and exclaimed: Ah~! Jiang Chengsama is so fucking good!

Of course, even after saying this, the two young ladies still have no intention of letting go.

So, after get off work today, do you want to come with me...

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt as if there was something extra on his waist.

Looking down at the kunai stuck on his waist, after a long silence, Jiang Chengcai pointed at Yueyong behind him and looked at Gintoki and said expressionlessly: Although these two don't agree, there is another one here. , or just choose this, Gintoki.

No, I am actually not a person who pursues excitement. This feeling of being on the line of life and death every day is a bit too exciting for me.

Shut up! At this time, the leader of the mohawk finally spoke, If one more person makes a suspicious move, I will beat you all into a hornet's nest!

Brother, does that person count? A certain boy pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still surrounded by two young ladies and asked, It feels like he has been doing suspicious behavior from the beginning. And... I don't know why, I always have A burning feeling.

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