Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground enjoying the intimate massage service of two bank clerks, the red-haired Mohawk (the one suspected to be the leader) got angry for no reason, raised the rifle in his hand and Loaded.

Slow down, slow down, you should stop it. Jiang Cheng turned sideways, supported his face with one hand, waved the other hand, his words were full of complaints, What do you mean by suspicious behavior? What exactly is my behavior? What's suspicious?

No, no matter how you look at it, it's a suspicious move, right? A mohawk said, We are robbing a bank. No matter how you look at it, that's not what you should do at this time, right?

Jiang Cheng chuckled softly and said: No, maybe my actions are a little suspicious to you, but to me, my own actions are not suspicious at all! It's just the same as usual!

Who believes it?

Although I don't want to admit it. Gintoki, who was lying on the ground with one hand supporting his cheek, said casually while flipping through a JUMP book he found out of nowhere: But what this guy said is true. , that is indeed considered his normal behavior.

Hearing the sound, the mohawk turned back to look at the red-haired mohawk and said: Brother, although I am angry, if it is a normal behavior, there is no reason to shoot.

Ah, although I'm angry, but there are people who have testified, let's forget it. The red-haired Mohawk nodded, but then suddenly reacted, Wait! What about you?! You can also call this suspicious behavior. ! In this situation, just watching JUMP leisurely can be considered a suspicious behavior!

Well, that's absolutely right. Jiang Cheng nodded, then narrowed his eyes and showed a smile, So there is no problem if you drag him out and collapse him.

You bastard!! Gintoki instantly became furious, stood up, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, and cursed bitterly with his veins popping out: I already spoke for you! You bastard should also speak for me. Come on! This is my normal state! This is a normal behavior for me!

who are you?

Do you still want to play like this in this situation?!

Seeing Gintoki and Jiangcheng grabbing each other's collars and arguing with each other, several mohawks present quickly raised their guns and rushed towards the two.

Stop! Did you forget what you just said so quickly?! the red-haired mohawk shouted.

This is normal behavior, Yue Yong exhaled a puff of smoke and said, When these two idiots are together, this is normal behavior.

Brother, look... A mohawk turned back to look at the red-haired mohawk.

Then there's nothing we can do, the red-haired Mohawk put away the gun, Since it's a normal behavior, there's nothing we can do, but can you two keep your voices down?

puff! ×2

thump! ×2

Tsukiyomi casually threw out two kunai and stuck them in the backs of Jiangcheng and Gintoki's heads, then took another puff from the pipe.

Looking at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who fell to the ground, bleeding and twitching from time to time, and Yue Yong who looked like they were fine, the entire bank hall was... silent.

Everyone, including the robbers, looked at Yue Yong who was still smoking with wide eyes and horror.

After noticing the subtle atmosphere because of herself, Yue Yong raised her eyes and glanced at the mohawks, and said casually: This is my normal behavior.

Brother, this woman...

Before the younger brother could finish speaking, he was slapped on the head by a red-haired mohawk.

Shut up! the red-haired Mohawk reprimanded, then touched the back of his head and started to slap him, Hahaha, it seems like a very ordinary behavior. Since it is a very ordinary and ordinary behavior, There is no other way, haha...

Hey! Wait for me!!×2

Jiangcheng and Gintoki, who were still bleeding from the back of their heads, stood up at the same time and spoke angrily at the same time.

Why doesn't this stinky woman need to prove it? Jiang Cheng pointed at Yue Yong and said with dissatisfaction with his eyes.

No matter how you look at it, what this woman did just now is abnormal! Gintoki argued angrily.

Shut up, you two!! the red-haired Mohawk said sternly with his eyes wide open, I just considered the possibility that she might be a ninja or something! For a ninja to casually take out such a handful of pains Nothing is a normal behavior!”

Who are you lying to?!×2

Shut up! I told you it was a normal behavior! the red-haired mohawk shouted loudly.

puff! ×2

thump! ×2

Tsukiyoshi, who once again knocked out Jiang Cheng and Gintoki with kunai, once again smoked the pipe leisurely.

Let me tell you, this is definitely just a normal behavior. The red-haired Mohawk said hurriedly, There is absolutely nothing unusual about it. Is the eldest sister really a ninja?

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong raised her eyes and glanced at the red-haired mohawk coldly, and said coldly: Hey, as a bank robber, your behavior is very abnormal now...

Hearing the sound, all the robbers were startled at the same time, and their hair stood on end.

Hey, don't be too harsh, Yueyue... Jiang Cheng complained as he stood up, It's the first time for these children to see them. As an adult, you have to be considerate of them.

That's right, everyone has a first time, Gintoki stood up, crossed his hands and nodded in agreement, As a mature adult, how can you not tolerate such a small mistake?

Yue Yong snorted coldly and said nothing.

At the same time, all the robbers looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki with moved expressions.

Sasa, go ahead, Jiang Cheng lay down again and rested his head on the bank clerk's lap, I will supervise you, so work hard.

Hi!×n

[What on earth are these idiots doing? ! ] Fourteen was complaining crazily in his heart, [Why did he suddenly become some kind of guide? ! By the way, why are the mohawks starting to get together to discuss it? And why should we discuss it together with that natural volume? ! 】

Thank you for the guidance!

All the mohawks saluted Gintoki at the same time and watched Gintoki return to the hostages.

[It really turned into a guide! ! ] Fourteen complained again in his heart.

No, Gintoki, who had just sat down, frowned and muttered to himself as if he had thought of something, No, no, something feels wrong.

What's wrong? The red-haired Mohawk asked quickly, Is there anything wrong with the guidance just now?

No, it has nothing to do with that, Gintoki waved his hand, then leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and whispered softly, You also noticed, right? There is a person here who has been acting abnormally from the beginning.

If you say so, there is indeed a person here who behaves very abnormally. Jiang Cheng sat up, folded his hands and nodded, It's completely different from his usual behavior!

Yeah, yes, that's right, Gintoki crossed his arms and nodded, Normally he is a person with a strong sense of justice, but today's behavior is indeed very abnormal compared to usual.

Is there?! The red-haired Mohawk was startled and asked quickly, Is there really someone acting abnormally here?!

Of course, it was unusual from the moment I walked in.

As he said that, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki reached out and patted Fourteen on both shoulders at the same time.

Right? Liu Hai-kun Hijikata-kun?

Seeing the almost identical smiles on the two people's faces, Fourteen had the urge to draw a knife and chop the two people directly to death.

Is that you?! As he said that, the red-haired Mohawk pointed the muzzle of the rifle at Shi Shi's head and said bitterly: You are really an arrogant guy! I just said you can't do anything unusual. Didn’t you hear that?!”

No, I just...

Fourteen wanted to defend himself, but the red-haired Mohawk didn't give him this chance, and he couldn't help but pull the trigger.

Looking at Gintoki and Jiangcheng who looked as if nothing was wrong, at this critical moment, Fourteen gritted his teeth and stood up against the muzzle of the rifle as if he had made some determination in his heart.

Wait a minute... Fourteen stood up, took out his police card from his chest with a dark face, and then pretended to be calm and said, Do you know this thing?

Looking at the words Shogunate Special Armed Police - Shinsengumi on the cover of the ID, the red-haired Mohawk was shocked, took two steps back and said in panic: Police...Police ID?! Could it be that you are...!!

Shishi lit a cigarette, chuckled and said in a relaxed tone: I am Hijikata Jushiro, the deputy director of the Shinsengumi Group. It is...unfortunately that your plan has been grasped by the police a long time ago. This...this bank has been The Shinsengumi are surrounded. As long as I give the signal, I will attack in one fell swoop and capture you all alive.

At this time, in the Shinseng group, Kondo and Sougo, who had nothing to do because they were not on duty, were wearing casual clothes and playing games boredly.

And there was no one in front of the bank...

If you don't want to die, just put down your weapons and surrender. I won't harm you. As he said that, Fourteen took a deep breath of cigarette and exhaled, while praying in his heart: Please! Please believe me! Hurry up and get fooled! 】

At this time, all the bank robbers really believed Hufang Shiyou's deception.

Damn it! I didn't expect everything to be leaked to the police! The red-haired mohawk held his head, looking unwilling to believe it.

What should we do?! A certain mohawk boy knelt on the ground and pounded the floor hard, shouting in pain: If we become enemies with that murdering group, we have no chance of winning at all!

Seeing that everyone believed in his mohawk, Fourteen was delighted: [I took the bait! ! 】

But at this moment, two men stood up and slowly walked towards the mohawks who were in collapse.

Calm down, how could the first time go so smoothly? Jiang Cheng said loudly, This is just a very common accident that will happen during your first employment, so be normal.

That's right, Gintoki nodded and took over, Besides, how can it be so easy to break in? Don't forget that you still have us hostages!

[Which side are you on? ! ] Fourteen stared at the two of them with his bloodshot eyes wide open.

Gintoki continued, minding his own business: If they could really do it, they would have entered before the hostages were captured, which means they haven't gotten here yet due to some factors. Do you understand?

After saying that, Gintoki patted the red-haired Mohawk on the shoulder.

That's it...that's it!

Seeing Gintoki chatting enthusiastically with the red-haired Mohawk, Fourteen complained again in his heart: [This is not the attitude of a hostage at all! What posture are you using to talk to him? 】

Also, since you have the courage to choose such a profession, fighting with those rotten cops is commonplace. Jiang Cheng patted the other shoulder of the red-haired Mohawk, Why are you so afraid of that kind of thing? How to be a bank robber?”

【Who is the rotten note? ! Who is that kind of thing? ! ] Fourteen cursed in his heart.

After all, it's the first time. It's understandable that I wasn't prepared for this. Don't be too harsh, my dad. Gintoki said.

[So what is your identity? ! ] Fourteen complained again in his heart.

Jiang Cheng argued with reason: But if he is not harsh at all, he may become the kind of worthless robber who is afraid of the police all his life! Doesn't it matter like this?!

[Both of you, please stop it in moderation! 】

Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. What I say next is important. After saying that, Gintoki looked at the robber again, held his chin and continued: But even so, the police are here. It’s only a matter of time. If you want to escape, you can only do it now, but bringing a bunch of hostages will be a hindrance. As for the hostage, it’s enough to bring someone who can best restrain the police. In other words...

The robber who reacted at the same time looked at Fourteen with a look of joy on his face.

Ah! It's enough to take him as a policeman!×n

[Give me a moment! ! ] Fourteen exclaimed in his heart.

Yeah, yeah, I really have you. Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head, I lost this time.

No matter where I am, I just occasionally perform normally. Gintoki replied with a chuckle.

【These two bastards! ! ] Fourteen was so angry that his whole body was shaking. He clenched his fists and cursed in his heart!

…

Bye~ Liu Haijun~ Before going out, Jiang Cheng smiled and waved to Fourteen, and then looked at the robbers, And you guys, please come on too~

Oh!×n

Let's go, Yueyue. Jiang Cheng was the first to step out of the bank door.

Gintoki, who was walking at the end of a group of hostages, said as he walked out the door: I will take care of the rest, and I will leave the rest to you.

Thank you very much! All the robbers bowed to Gintoki at the same time to express their gratitude.

Fourteen, who was pointed at gunpoint by a group of mohawks, cursed in his heart: [Thank you so much! This man is about to become the boss of a gang of robbers! 】

Hijikata-kun, you too, don't worry about what happens next, Gintoki, who had just walked to the bank door, stopped, turned around and raised the corners of his mouth with an extremely sinister smile, holding the lottery ticket between his two fingers and waving at Fourteen Wai, I will take care of everything...

Looking at the lottery ticket in Gintoki's hand, Fourteen was shocked, and then he hurriedly groped around on his body, and the result...

[That...that bastard! ! Sure enough, he discovered it! ] Fourteen exclaimed in his heart that something was not good.

Gintoki started again, walking briskly towards the door of the bank, with a relaxed and contented expression on his face.

[Goodbye, you lousy policeman who is ignorant of people's money. I will use 300 yuan from the 300 million to buy you a bouquet of funeral flowers, and you can sleep peacefully forever. 】

At this time, Fourteen came to his senses in a hurry, or he broke the pot, pointed at Gintoki and shouted with a dark face: Wait! Wait for me! That guy... has 300 million on his body!

Gintoki turned around and let out a surprised sound: Huh?

However, Gintoki is not the only one who behaves abnormally, but Yue Yong also steps out of the bank gate.

I didn't. Yue Yong stopped, turned around and said coldly.

No, I'm not talking about you. Fourteen replied silently, I'm just talking about that natural volume.

Seeing the confusion on Jiang Cheng's face next to her, Yue Yong took the lead and said calmly: I'm just afraid that others will misunderstand that I have so much money. After all, it would be quite troublesome if someone misunderstands me.

No, it doesn't matter if you don't explain.

…

On the way to Akihabara, Yue Yong secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng aside from time to time, as if observing something.

Hey, are you done yet? Jiang Cheng complained.

Ahem, it's nothing. Yue Yong pretended to be calm and cleared her throat, It's just that you said you wanted to withdraw money just now, didn't you?

Ah, that, Jiang Cheng said, taking out his wallet, I've already taken it.

When?! Isn't it too soon?!

When I left the bank, I asked the lady at the counter to take it out for me.

This...is like this.

Speaking of which, Yueyue... As he said this, Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at the mountain peak beside him with some suspicion.

What's wrong?

Um... Jiang Cheng was about to speak, but then he swallowed what he wanted to say, and at the same time thought to himself: No, this kind of question seems a bit rude... Maybe it's better not to ask. 】

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