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boom! ! !

A sound like something being smashed came from Jiang Cheng's room.

Two minutes later, looking at Kagura walking out of Jiang Cheng's room with an unhappy look on her face and tapping the banknotes in her hands, Yue Yong said hello in a normal manner.

Yo, Kagura.

Yueyue, that bastard NEET uncle Aru is really getting more and more out of place. Kagura turned away and spat, The pocket money is decreasing every month, it's so abominable! It’s so irritating that I only think about games and games every day! It’s my uncle who should be the one who uses the schedule to reform it!”

Well... Yue Yong thought carefully for a moment, nodded in agreement: Indeed, it would be nice to give him a copy of that kind of schedule. Even if this lazy character is completely wiped out, it won't matter. .”

That's right, Aru! Kagura nodded quickly.

Yue Yong looked coldly at Jiang Cheng, who was in the corner of the room with his head stuffed into the computer screen, and said coldly: Okay, I understand, and I will discuss with Rilun a suitable solution for him later. Schedule-based, re-education… couldn’t be more suitable.”

…

After Kagura left, Yue Yong stepped into Jiang Cheng's room door, but before she could say anything, Xin Baji's voice came over along with the anxious footsteps.

Jiang Chengsang—Jiang Chengsang—

While shouting, Xin Baji stepped into the living room, but after seeing Jiang Cheng in such a miserable state, his face instantly became expressionless.

Ah, they look the same no matter over there or here... Shinpachi muttered to himself silently, In that case, today's commission can only be done by me and Kagura-chan. Gin-san just said I was also hospitalized...

Just as he said this, Xinbaji suddenly noticed Yue Yong beside him and quickly greeted him politely: Long time no see, Miss Yue Yong.

Yeah. Yue Yong nodded slightly as a response.

Really, in the end, I still couldn't stick to the re-education and all that, said Xin Bajia, his expression showed some relief and he looked in the direction of Jiang Cheng, It's still back to normal.

Yue Yong frowned and said, That kind of thing doesn't look like education no matter how you look at it, right? It's too random.

That's right! Shinpachi nodded, and then looked in Jiang Cheng's direction again, But how did Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang make Mrs. Jiang Hua give up on re-educating Kagura-chan?

How could such random things succeed? Yue Yong said subconsciously,

But then he suddenly reacted, Wait a minute, what did you just say? Kagura's re-education or something... wasn't it requested by the three of you?

Huh? Miss Yue Yong doesn't know yet? Xin Baji looked at Yue Yong in surprise, and then slowly explained: Although we proposed it to Madam Jiang Hua at the beginning, it seems that Madam Jiang Hua already had the idea. I agreed very decisively to the idea of ​​letting Kagura receive some education.”

is that so?

Ah, that's right. After nodding, Xin Baji continued: The original schedule was made by Mrs. Jianghua, but it was too messy. Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang included the communicator. The Xinghaibo Master-san at the other end refused. Then... there was a scream from the Xinghaibo Master-san from the other end of the communicator. In short, we didn't hear the Xinghaibo Master-san's voice until the end of that day.

Yueyong:......

The schedule that Mrs. Jianghua originally designed for Kagura was really hard, Shinpachi continued, minding his own business. Kagura's rest time seemed to be only about two hours, and the rest periods that were added later were Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang fought for it with their lives.

This, this is it...

Shinpachi shook his head and continued helplessly: Mrs. Jiang Hua seems to have made great determination this time to let Kagura receive a good education. The opposition of Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang had no effect at all, and they even threatened to I personally came to Earth to supervise. But fortunately, Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang stopped me.

Some things must be understood by those who really deserve to understand. Yue Yong suddenly remembered what Jiang Cheng said before, and then Yue Yong finally understood the true meaning of this sentence.

But this time it's really all thanks to Jiang Chengsang and Ginsang, Shinpachi smiled and continued, Although I don't know what method was used, it seems that Mrs. Jianghua was completely broken and Kagura-chan can't do it again. Accept that random idea of ​​re-education.”

So that's how it is... Yue Yong murmured.

Shinpachi continued with some emotion: I think, probably in order to prevent Kagura-chan from knowing that most of these were Madam Jianghua's ideas, Jiang Chengsang and Ginsang took all those things on themselves.

Xin Baji... Jiang Cheng's weak voice came out, Help... give me a hand...

Oh, here we come! Xin Baji hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng's lower body and pulled him out.

It hurts, it hurts...be gentle, be gentle! You stinky glasses!

[Such a man is actually a sister-in-law.] As Yue Yong turned and left, she shook her head and thought at the same time, [Really...]

Finally, let me say that in fact, the most important point in this whole incident is that no one except Jianghua himself knows that the culprit who made Jianghua want to carry out some kind of re-education on Kagura... was actually some books sent by Jiangcheng.

…

Planet Wan'an is still the same dilapidated and unfinished building.

Jiang Hua was leaning against the window, carefully flipping through a book titled Don't Let Your Children Lose at the Starting Line! in his hand, thinking while he was reading.

It is worth mentioning that there are also a series of books on educating children on the windowsill nearby, such as Look at the old age at the age of three. Do your children have these habits? If so, they must be corrected immediately!, Let everyone Children can become dragons! etc.

Boom! !

Lord Xinghaibo, who had been hanging on the ceiling for who knows how long, finally woke up and pulled his head out of the ceiling.

Jiang Hua, that kind of re-education method is really messy! Master Xinghaifang said loudly as soon as he landed, I will never agree! No matter how many times I say it, I will never agree! Although it may be possible Let Kagura become sensible and obedient, but I will never agree!

I already know. Jiang Hua said without looking back, and then closed the book in his hand.

The head of Xinghaibo looked happy: So that means Kagura will no longer be forced to undergo that kind of terrible re-education, right?

This kind of thing... Jiang Hua replied calmly, Let me come personally after our family is reunited on Earth. Xiao Jiangcheng is still too used to Kagura.

Huh? Jiang...hua?

(End of this article.)

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One day, Kagura had just received a sum of pocket money from Jiang Cheng. Although she had not yet decided how to spend it, she still invited her two good friends over.

I got pocket money today, Aru! Let's go play together and go shopping together! Kagura said, patting her almost undeveloped breasts and showing off to the two friends on the side.

Dad and mom just gave me pocket money.

Kosaki, who is the same age as Kagura and has short black hair and wears a dark green kimono embroidered with yellow chrysanthemums, said with a smile.

I just got it too. Maribe, who was wearing a purple kimono and black hair with a single ponytail, also patted her small satchel.

Then what are you going to do today, Aru? Go shopping at the snack street? Kagura asked.

Mom asked me to go to the beauty salon to get a haircut. Kosaki smiled sheepishly, So I guess I can't go to the snack street with Kagura and you guys. I'm sorry...

My father also told me to get a haircut on my day off. Maribe said helplessly.

Beauty salon? Kagura was a little curious, I've never been to a place like that. I go to a very ordinary barber shop for a hundred yuan a time to get my hair cut.

Then do you want to go together? Xiaosaki invited with a smile, After all, Kagura-chan is also a girl. It's better for girls to be a little more refined.

I brought my card, so I can get a discount. Maribei also hurriedly spoke.

Beauty salon... Kagura looked at the money in her hand.

Okay, okay, occasionally be nice to yourself. Kosaki took Kagura's arm, I think although Kagura-chan is already very cute, sometimes she just doesn't pay much attention to dressing up.

Yes, yes, I think so too. Maribe held Kagura's other arm, The skin is very white and the face is very cute, but there are just some... How about trying clothes other than cheongsam occasionally?

No, just clothes...

Then you should at least take care of your hair and skin occasionally, right?

That's right! This is very important!

So, driven by the exchanges between the two of them and Kagura's own curiosity, the three girls entered a cheap beauty shop in Edo arm in arm while chatting and laughing.

…

At night, everything is in the house.

Kagura, who had spent about one-third of her pocket money at the beauty salon, sat on the sofa in an unusually reserved manner.

Um... Kagura spoke a little nervously, and asked in a low voice, How...how is it?

Huh? Gintoki, who was lying on the sofa on the other side watching JUMP, glanced at Yue with a dead fish eye that lacked motivation.

It's just... Kagura asked nervously, How...how is it?

How about what? Gintoki looked confused, but then he discovered something again. He once again focused his attention on the JUMP in front of him. At the same time, he waved his hands and continued casually: If you want to go to the toilet, hurry up. Go, if you hold it in for too long you will get hemorrhoids.

Hearing the sound, veins suddenly popped up on Kagura's face, and then he stood up directly...

…

Ignoring the smashed door and the half-dead and unconscious Gintoki, who was leaning on the fence at the door, Kagura walked down the stairs of the Master House in high spirits.

Good evening, Lord Kagura. At the entrance of the Dense Tavern, Xiaoyu, who had just sent away the two guests, greeted Kagura, who had just walked down the stairs.

Xiaoyu... Kagura quickly stepped forward and shook her hair deliberately, How...how are you doing?

Have you been to a beauty salon? Xiaoyu asked, Your hair looks very shiny. Was it a fine cut?

Xiaoyu!! Kagura cheered instantly and hugged him, It has to be Xiaoyu! You can tell at a glance!

Of course, I'm a robot. No matter how small the change is, I can detect it right away. Xiaoyu replied.

Then, let's try uncle Aru next! Kagura continued talking to herself, and then strode towards Yoshiwara's direction.

No...what... Xiaoyu was about to say something, but Kagura didn't listen at all.

Looking at Kagura walking towards Yoshiwara with long strides, Xiaoyu murmured: According to my understanding of Lord Jiang Cheng, this small change...may not be noticeable, so don't hold it too big. Hope it’s better.”

But Kagura couldn't hear these words...

…

Ahem, cough, cough... Kagura, who was rarely seen, knelt down next to Jiang Cheng in a very obedient manner, hoping to attract Jiang Cheng's attention in this way.

What's wrong? Didn't I just give you the pocket money today? Jiang Cheng asked helplessly, his eyes never leaving the game.

That's it... that... Kagura turned on the shy and coy mode again, How is it?

Huh? What? Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura beside him, How about what?

Just...how...does it look? Kagura asked nervously.

Looks like? Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, then put down the game controller, turned his head and propped his chin to observe carefully.

How about it?

Do you want to go to the toilet? Jiang Cheng asked.

Veins popped up on Kagura's face instantly, and she gritted her teeth and yelled angrily: Why are you like this too! Stupid uncle!!

Slow down, slow down, slow down. Jiang Cheng waved his hand, Don't be angry yet, it's just a joke. In fact, I have noticed it.

Huh? Really?! Kagura looked happy, and then started to squirm again, Then...how...how about it?

You kid... Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then reached out and gently rubbed Kagura's hair, It doesn't matter, you don't have to worry about that kind of place. Even if it's an airport, it doesn't matter. , as long as it grows healthily and energetically, that’s all.”

It's not that kind of place!

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng whose head was stuffed into the floor, Kagura left Jiang Cheng's room angrily.

Yue Yong, who was walking towards her, looked at Kagura who had just walked out and said, Kagura, it's been a long time. Did you just go to the beauty salon?

Hearing the sound, Kagura showed a momentary expression of emotion, and then pounced directly on Yue Yong.

Yueyue— Kagura rubbed Yueyong's chest, It has to be Yueyue! Men don't notice this kind of thing at all!

…

Finally, Kagura went to A Miao's house again, but the result was no different. Xin Baji had no reaction to this small change.

On the contrary, A Miao is quite sensitive to such small changes...