Maybe a Fake Gintama

Breakfast time, in front of the dining table.

Ah... Jiang Cheng moved his neck and said a little helplessly: Really, he broke into other people's rooms on his own, talked to himself and stuffed other people's heads into the floor, now The little devils are really becoming more and more rude.

Listening to Jiang Cheng's complaints, Ri Lun couldn't help but smile and said, Jiang Chengsang works hard every day.

That's right... Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then raised his face with his hands behind his hands and sighed, I also want a long vacation that can comfort my body and mind...

Haruta complained with contempt on her face: Aren't you giving your life a vacation every day?

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and then showed a completely serious expression, It's obviously time, but why didn't you notice it? There should be a limit to pretending to be stupid. Bar!

What on earth are you talking about? Haruta still looked contemptuous.

That's it, that one, Jiang Cheng raised his index finger while closing his eyes, the one that usually appears in other novels with a similar number of words as ours.

What is it exactly?

Of course it's a welfare return!

Oh! Haruta suddenly became interested, It's the kind of benefit where, regardless of whether it has anything to do with the plot or not, everyone goes to the beach and can admire the girls' swimsuits to their heart's content?!

Although you are young, don't you understand this very well? Jiang Cheng praised, and then showed a sigh of relief again, By the way, when will our welfare be restored?

Haruta nodded and said angrily: Yes! We should have started a long time ago! That bastard gorilla!

Haruta, let's have a good chat with mom when we get back from school today. Hinawa said with a smile on his face while squinting his eyes.

Haruta's expression froze, then he stood up slowly, lowered his head and said weakly: I'm sorry, I'm going to a private school.

Don't look at the atmosphere or anything, Jiang Cheng held his cheek with one hand, curled his lips and muttered unhappily, Other works must have started their welfare returns early. When will our welfare returns be? When will the summer vacation of my life be?

Jiang Chengsang, the summer vacation of your life seems to have never ended. Rilun reminded with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something,

But if it's the beach, you can go there anytime, right? It's the welfare you mentioned.

Really? Jiang Cheng was confused.

Hey, of course.

Nichiro smiled softly, and then stretched out his hand to signal. Everyone hid behind the door and stuck their heads out, holding their swimsuits tightly in their hands, ready to go, and like some kind of beast, with red eyes flashing and panting. Ruo Qi stared closely at Jiang Cheng's Baihua ladies.

I see... After Jiang Cheng withdrew his gaze, he folded his hands, nodded and analyzed to himself: From this point of view, there is really no need for welfare returns in this work of ours. Apart from the protagonist, there is indeed no What kind of female character can be said to be a welfare? Maybe once the welfare is written, no one will read it again.

Hearing the sound, blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's forehead silently, and the forehead of Ri Lun beside him also turned completely black in an instant. Although he was still smiling, the blue veins popping up on his forehead did silently say something.

Private Marseille~My hand slipped~

Whizzing!

Jiang Cheng, who was hit on the head by the scalding hot tea and the sharp kunai at the same time, rolled his eyes and fell straight behind him...

…

After Jiang Cheng was dragged out impatiently by Miss Baihua who had been waiting for a long time and waited for food, Yue Yong spoke again.

But... Yue Yong slowly exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke.

Rilun joked: Does it mean that Yueyue is also thinking about welfare returns?

No, it's not that. Yue Yong shook her head and murmured: It's Kagura's reaction yesterday... It was indeed a bit unexpected for me. Why were you so angry?

Rilun hid his face and smiled, then slowly said: Yueyue, although you are also a woman, you still don't know much about this kind of thing. You must know that girls who dress up seriously usually do it for men. If If the man didn't notice at all, he would of course be angry. But I didn't expect that Kagura-chan would have such a girly side.

Yes...really. Yue Yong still looked suspicious.

Then how about you try it yourself? Riwa suggested, And Yueyue, you seem to have never been to a beauty salon. If you go there, maybe you can understand the man who went to the beauty salon but was not cared about. I noticed it.”

I...I don't have a man I care about! Although she had no confidence at all, Yue Yong still retorted loudly, Why should I try that kind of thing!

Is that so? Rilun looked confused, then raised his face and began to think, Originally, I thought that if Yueyue took care of herself, Jiang Chengsang might notice it...

Yue Yong blushed and retorted loudly (hard-tongued): Who, who wants to be noticed by that idiot! Sun Lun, please stop it in moderation!

Nichiro smiled and apologized: I'm sorry, sorry, maybe I was thinking about it.

Really, don't make such a joke, Yue Yong walked out the door angrily with a straight face, I'm going on patrol.

Looking at the back of Yue Yong who was still mumbling, Rilun suddenly thought of something again and shouted to Yue Yong: If possible, you can apply for a points card. I have been feeling a little haggard recently.

I know, Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, responded subconsciously, but then she reacted and turned around to defend loudly: No! I told you I wouldn't go to that kind of place! There is no man who cares! Let alone such an idiot!

Have a nice trip~ Hiwa smiled and waved.

…

In the afternoon, for some unknown reason, a natural curl, an orange one, and a pair of glasses gathered in Jiang Cheng's room without anyone's invitation.

The three of them also had solemn expressions and sat at the low table without saying a word.

Then... Xinbaji, who was sitting on his knees, pushed the body on the bridge of his nose and spoke first: Everyone should have noticed it, right? Then... what should we do?

What should I do... Jiang Cheng exhaled softly, and then immediately grabbed Gintoki by the collar and said through gritted teeth: Of course I'll kill this natural volume first!

What do you mean! Bastard! Gintoki grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar with his backhand and yelled angrily with his veins popping out, What does it have to do with me!

No, it's basically your responsibility! Bastard! Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, I gave you my niece who was intact, and it's all your responsibility that it turned out like this! Hey! Give it back to me !Give me back Kagura’s lost hair follicles! Bastard!”

Gintoki retorted angrily: No, no matter how you look at it, it's all the fault of that bald man's genes! Kagura will become like that sooner or later, it has nothing to do with me! Speaking of your own niece, you should take the responsibility for yourself. Throw it all away!

That's right, it's not that these three men didn't notice Kagura's changes, but... they got it wrong.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, you two. Xin Baji hurriedly acted as a peacemaker and persuaded: Now is not the time to quarrel or shirk responsibility! The problem is to think about what to do quickly! If this happens again If things continue to develop, Kagura will become another Mr. Hoshikaibozhu before long!

Tch! Jiang Cheng and Gintoki then let go of each other's collars and turned away and spat at the same time.

Kagura seems to have discovered it herself, Shinpachi analyzed slowly and with a serious expression. Although she pretended not to notice it yesterday and fooled herself, but...she still cares about this kind of thing very much.

Same here. Jiang Cheng nodded, Although I tried to fool her by saying that my breasts haven't changed at all, I was still very angry in the end. It seems that she really has a hard time getting over this hurdle.

Shinpachi complained expressionlessly: No, Jiang Chengsang, your fooling around in the past is obviously not the same as mine. By the way, Kagura-chan is obviously angry because of these words, right?

It's the same thing here. Gintoki waved his hand and said with curled lips: Although it was fooled, but... the reaction was bigger than expected.

This has really become a big problem... Jiang Cheng sighed, then showed a look of unbearability and clenched his fists, It really is! Although I have thought about this possibility, I never expected it to come. So early! That bastard bald man!

Boom! !

Gintoki knocked on the table hard, with the same unbearable look on his face: That bastard bald man! He left his daughter here, and he didn't even send a penny in alimony! Bastard!!

No, Yin-san, why are you scolding Xinghaibo's leader-san? Is the topic off-topic?

Jiang Cheng also knocked on the table hard, with a look of unbearable expression on his face: It's so enviable to be able to kiss Sister Jiang Hua's beauty every day... I hate you, that bastard bald man! Go to hell! Bastard bald man!

Hey! Wait a minute! What on earth are we talking about? Xin Baji hurriedly reminded him, By the way, you just wanted to say you were envious, right? Hey—! You two should stop it! We are discussing now. Isn't it a countermeasure to deal with Kagura-chan's baldness?

Tch! Those damn virginity glasses! Jiang Cheng and Gintoki turned away and spat at the same time.

Why did you bring me along?

…

After such a small interlude, the three of them finally brought the topic back up.

Anyway, let's put aside your personal grievances against Mr. Xinghaibozhu for now. Shinpachi continued, We still have to focus on Kagura-chan's matter. So first...

With that said, Shinbachi took out a pink baseball cap that looked very cute with cat ears and placed it on the table.

This is my method, I have tried my best. Xin Baji continued.

Hey, bastard, Gintoki picked his nostrils with his little finger and curled his lips and said, Didn't I tell you before? Don't force your disgusting xp on others.

Who has such a disgusting XP! Xin Baji retorted angrily with a red face, Just say it's an interest! No, no! I don't have such an interest either! It's just that...

As he said that, Xinbajiu showed a bit of embarrassment on his face, and he became nervous, Well...it's just because I have just enough money to buy this. I definitely don't have any strange thoughts...

Seeing Shinpachi's appearance, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked speechless at the same time.

Yoshi, reject it. Jiang Cheng threw the baseball cap into the trash can nearby very decisively, Then next, Gintoki.

Ignoring Shinpachi who rushed toward the trash can, Gintoki reached into his arms and groped around. While groping, he said, I don't know if it's useful, but I'm going to put this in secretly when no one is around. In the attic…”

Boom.

Looking at the two bottles of hair growth elixir and hair growth comb that Gintoki put on the table, Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured: But... suddenly seeing this kind of thing, will Kagura be confused? Exciting?

So I'm going to put it in secretly. Gintoki continued, After that, just pretend that you don't know anything.

Hmm... Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached out to pick up the hair tonic and hair comb on the table, It is indeed a method, but I can't tell whether it has any specific effect.

Yes, that's true. Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded, After all, that bald man should also be using this kind of thing, but depending on the situation... it probably won't be very effective.

In short, let this be the initial method. Jiang Cheng made a decision.

In the beginning? Xin Bajiao, who picked up the hat, asked in confusion, Does Jiang Chengsang have any final solution?

Jiang Cheng nodded: Ah, this is the last resort that will not be used until the last moment.

Could it be... Gintoki suddenly thought of something and looked at Jiang Cheng with half-squinted eyes, Is it a wig?

It's not a wig, it's Gui!! Gui, who had been hiding under the window edge for some time, corrected loudly.

…

After casually disposing of Gui (tying him up and throwing him on the street), Jiang Chengcai continued like a normal person: The final resort I mentioned is actually... hair transplantation in a beauty salon!

Ah! Indeed! Xin Baji suddenly thought of something and raised his index finger, Recently, many beauty salons have indeed put up advertisements for hair transplantation!

Is it reliable? Gintoki looked suspicious.

I heard that hair follicles are directly implanted into the scalp. Xinbaji explained, The hair that grows is your own.

So……

…

So, in the early morning of the next day...

Kagura, who had just woken up, found a baseball cap with cat ears, two bottles of hair growth lotion, a hair growth comb, and a flyer from a beauty salon with the word hair transplant highlighted next to his pillow.

The result was... none of Jiangcheng, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were spared that day, and were severely punished by Kagura.

…

Really, Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the wooden floor and curled his lips in disdain, What are you doing? It's obviously for her own good, but you still get so angry.

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed Yue Yong who had arrived at an unknown time.

Ahem... Yue Yong held the pipe in her hand, cleared her throat, and tried her best to put away the unnatural expression on her face, as if she was expecting something.

Yueyue, you... Jiang Cheng opened his eyes unconsciously.

For some reason, Yue Yong suddenly felt a faint joy in her heart at this moment, but the next moment...

What... After Jiang Cheng stood up, he took out a beauty salon flyer marked Hair Transplantation Available from his arms and handed it to Yue Yong's hand. He said in a low voice: I don't care that you have also started losing hair. I will tell others, I heard that the hair transplantation technology here is very good.

After being silent for a long time with a dark face, Yue Yong made a move. She took out several kunai in an instant and stabbed Jiang Cheng in the head hatefully.

After falling to the ground, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes, looked at Yue Yong who decisively turned around and left, and murmured: Why...why?

…

Yue Yong, who exited Jiang Cheng's room, looked at Kagura, who was leaning against the door and was also angry, and suddenly burst out laughing for no reason.

And Kagura seemed to be infected, she raised her face and laughed happily...

Jiang Cheng, who was lying dead in the room, listened to the laughter of two women, one big and one small, outside the door, and silently complained in his heart: Women... are really weird...

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