Maybe a Fake Gintama

One afternoon on a rest day, Jiang Cheng, who was forced by two women (Hilun and Yue Yong) to tutor Haruta, was lying on the table and sighing.

I said...Brother Jiang Cheng, Haruta, who seemed to be unable to stand Jiang Cheng, stopped writing his homework and complained: Can you stop sighing? It's hard for me to concentrate like this.

Jiang Cheng, who had his face pressed against the table, waved his hands and replied nonchalantly: This is training to train you to be able to concentrate in various situations. Come on, you brat.

Who believes it! Haruta shouted angrily, It's okay if you don't want to help with homework, but you should be quieter! Mom will randomly check my homework at night! If there is a problem, I will be the one to suffer!

My deepest sympathy. Jiang Cheng waved his hand again, his attitude still so indifferent.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's attitude, Qingta finally gave in. He held the table with both hands and knocked his head heavily against the table.

Please! Brother Jiang Cheng! I will give you half of your pocket money from now on!

Huh? Jiang Cheng sat up in an instant, holding an exercise book in his hand. He glanced at Haruta lightly, Who is brother Jiang Cheng? Call me teacher.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was pretending to be pretentious and flipping through the exercise book seriously, Qingta was silent for a while and then whispered softly: In short, I will never become a person like Brother Jiang Cheng. On the other hand In terms of teaching materials, Brother Jiang Cheng is surprisingly competent...

Who is the Masked Teacher! Be more serious! You brat!

What the hell is going on with your ears! Haruta rolled his eyes and complained angrily, clenching his fists, No one said that! Who the hell is a Masked Teacher!

Jiang Cheng chuckled, and his face gradually showed a bit of softness: What's wrong? Are you disappointed? That's right! There are some things in the world that it's better not to open. One day you will understand that the person who opens his heart is What a hassle.

Private Marseille, Haruta narrowed her eyes and raised her hands and replied loudly, Teacher, I don't understand what you are talking about at all. I have never mentioned Teacher Despair, not even mentioned it.

I see, then... As he spoke, several yellow tentacles seemed to appear behind Jiang Cheng, I'll give you half a year to use the dagger in your hand...

It's not Koro-sensei anymore! It's time to stop it! I told you I'd share your pocket money. Please be quiet! I have to concentrate on my homework!

Really,

Jiang Cheng chuckled again, and then showed some emotion: Human beings are animals that love to focus on things other than the key points for no reason.

It's you who makes me unable to concentrate! If this continues, I won't be able to finish my homework on the day off!

Haruta, learning to give up is also part of life~

Shut up!! Haruta shouted angrily, then lowered his head and sighed heavily, I know, I know, everything, all the pocket money.

Don't you understand? Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head.

Are you talking about giving up?! Qingta felt bad all over, and said angrily with her eyes rolling: Does giving up mean that I give up all my pocket money in the second half of the year?!

Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, nodded to himself and said: Ahem, in short, after giving up that boring thing, you got an afternoon where you can concentrate on completing your homework without being lectured by the sun and the moon. , you should be happy!

Forget it, I'm already tired... Qingta sighed again, and then muttered softly: I don't know what my mother and sister Yueyong thought, but they asked me to tutor you. Every tutoring session Let my pocket money decrease for no reason...

Hey, Jiang Cheng, lying on his side on the floor, waved his hand and reminded casually, I advise you to hurry up and stop complaining about this and that.

I almost forgot! Haruta finally realized what he was doing, and then he quickly picked up his pen and started writing in the exercise book. It would be terrible if I can't finish it...

No, I'm referring to the fact that your New Year's money and next year's pocket money may disappear without you noticing.

Pfft! Haruta turned away and spat out, and then complained loudly: Is that what you are referring to?! By the way, how much pocket money are you planning to extort from me! Have you even made a reservation for next year? !”

Actually, I originally planned to take action next time when I give you tutoring, but I think you seem to be quite interested, so it's better to choose a different date...

Spare me... Haruta silently lowered his head and chose to admit defeat, Please...

Actually, before... Jiang Cheng said casually while flipping through a JUMP book he found out from somewhere, I found a very strange magazine in a certain brat's room...

Okay! Qingta instantly raised his head and stared at his big eyes that were about to burst out, interrupting Jiang Cheng, I will give you all the New Year's money at the end of this year and next year's pocket money! Please! That matter is so complicated Don’t tell anyone! Especially my mother and sister Yue Yong! Don’t let them know! Please!”

What is this kid doing? Jiang Cheng stood up quickly and helped Qingta up in a coquettish manner, I'm not going to tell Rilun and Yueyue, I just want to evaluate your taste and give you a little It's just a suggestion. We are all men, so I understand this kind of thing.

[This bastard...] Haruta could only grit his teeth and feel helpless and furious in his heart.

Okay, okay, hurry up and do your homework. Jiang Cheng continued, No one will bother you anymore. Sa, hurry up and start.

“There’s not enough time!!!”

…

Jiang Cheng held a pen in one hand and held his cheek with the other hand, looking boredly at the Mandarin test question book in front of him. He was still muttering unhappily: Really, why do I have to write this kind of thing with the kid? ?troublesome.

Brother Jiang Cheng, please be more serious about my pocket money. Qingta raised his head and said with disdain, If I fail to complete my homework, my mother will also deduct my pocket money. At that time, your share will also be deducted!

Jiang Cheng was startled, with a horrified expression on his face: What a... such a serious situation!

Since fate is somewhat connected, it seems that you understand a little bit. Haruta lowered his head to write again, and at the same time continued to himself: In short, I will leave Mandarin to you, even if it is Brother Jiang Cheng, that kind of thing should not be a problem.

Don't worry, leave it to me! Jiang Cheng raised his thumb, then picked up his pen and started answering the questions without thinking.

Haruko, Xiaomei and Wangjun have been good friends since childhood, but suddenly one day, Xiaomei's family had to move and transfer schools due to her parents' work. After learning the news, Wangjun felt __________

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng started writing directly.

have no idea.

I don't know how big you are!! Qingta snatched Jiang Cheng's pen and shouted angrily with his eyes rolled, Don't you know how to ask elementary school students' questions like this?! I don't know what the hell it is!

Jiang Cheng folded his hands and analyzed to himself: No, I also thought about filling in the answer Please ask Wangjun, but... I can't be sure that Wangjun will tell the truth, so I can only do this. wrote.

There's no difference! Haruta shouted again, and then tapped the space on the test booklet hard, You can just write sadness, sorrow, reluctance, loneliness in this place!

What do you know about Wangjun! Jiang Cheng scolded him with a serious expression.

You are the one who doesn't understand at all!

Boom! !

Idiot!! Jiang Cheng hammered the table hard, You think the human heart is too simple!!

What on earth are you talking about!!

To give you a simple example, Jiang Cheng said, glancing at Haruta lightly, Take me sitting in front of you now, what is my mood now? Do you know?

Haruta replied with some uncertainty: Maybe I just want to play a game or something.

Cannian, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled, and then his expression became serious again, What I'm thinking about now is... Oppai!

Pfft! Haruta spat out again, No one can guess that kind of thing! Why would you think of that kind of thing while tutoring me in my studies! Your thoughts must be too dirty!

Please don't worry about this kind of thing. Don't expect me to lend you the Big O special issue I put in JUMP.

No, I didn't think about it that way.

In short, after the round of testing just now, it can explain a lot of problems, right? Jiang Cheng said with a serious expression, You can't even guess my mood in front of you, so what qualifications do you have to discuss Wangjun? Mood! Do you understand?!

I... Haruta, who had been set up by Jiang Cheng, opened his eyes wide and murmured, I actually...

It seems that I understand a little bit. Jiang Cheng nodded, showing a pleased expression that a child can be taught, But don't be too proud, there are still many things to teach you, so keep your ears open. Listen to me!

Gudu.

Haruta swallowed a mouthful of saliva, You...you said it.

It seems to you that I only wrote one don't know, but that is not a simple ignorance, but an answer that I came up with after careful consideration! It's different from the guy who has nothing in his head!

Is...is that so? Haruta showed a bit of doubt on his face.

Did you overlook something? Jiang Cheng pointed to the exercise question book, The questions listed in the question paper are Haruko, Xiaomei, and Hope Jun, but... Haruko did not appear in the question and answer at all. Don't you think so? Do you think it’s weird?”

Is there...is there any?

Ah, of course it's strange, Jiang Cheng nodded, and then slowly analyzed, Because you will find a very interesting thing. According to the answer you just gave, then there is no need for Haruko to appear in this question. , even if there is no Haruko, this question can still be answered according to the answer you just gave.

Haruta seemed to wake up in an instant: That's right! It can be established even without Haruko!

Then here's the question, Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, Why is there a Haruko who has no role at all in the question?

Why?

have no idea.

I don't know what you said!

Why are you still the same as before? Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, My ignorance is different from the ignorance you think. It is the result of not knowing after careful thinking!

No, I think I just simply don't know...

Qingzi, Xiaomei, Wangjun... they say they have been good friends since childhood. Does this sentence... have to be true?

Huh? What do you mean? Haruta asked.

Qingta, you have to know that there are countless plastic sisters in this world, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, In front of you, you pretend to be better than anyone else, but in the back, you discredit each other, and claim to the outside world that they are good friends. Guys… abound.”

Is it really that complicated?

I told you not to underestimate people's hearts too much, Jiang Cheng complained, and besides... Wangjun... also has a big problem.

Hey? What's wrong with Mr. Wang?

Think about it, for a teenage boy like you, if there were two girls around you, and the three of them grew up together...would you prefer one of them?

Ah, this... Haruta couldn't answer for a while.

It will definitely happen, right?

Haruta scratched his cheek in embarrassment: But, maybe...

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes slightly: So, do you think Wangjun likes Xiaomei more... or Qingzi?

This kind of thing...

A brief analysis, the first possibility: Wangjun likes Qingzi more, but in his heart, he actually feels that Xiaomei, who hinders his and Qingzi's world every day, is very annoying.

Xiao Mei is so pitiful when you say that.

In this case, ask yourself, if you were Wangjun, how would you feel when you learned that Xiaomei, who has always been in the way, was about to leave?

I... Haruta was about to say something, but then he lowered his head silently and chose to remain silent.

Then, possibility two, Wangjun actually likes Xiaomei. What is Wangjun's mood at this time? And not to mention that there are several possibilities hidden in possibility one. One is that Xiaomei actually Mei and Qingzi are actually very good friends, so for the sake of Qingzi, who he likes, Wangjun has to pretend to be sad even if he was very happy when Xiaomei left. The other way is that Xiaomei and Qingzi are actually right for each other. Plastic sisters, it’s possible that both of them actually like Wangjun, and it’s even possible that the two of them actually have no idea about Wangjun at all, and…”

Stop! Qingta couldn't help but interrupted Jiang Cheng, I already understand, I already understand that what you wrote is indeed the result of careful consideration, and I also understand that human beings cannot be underestimated. I'm worried. So please stop it quickly.

Jiang Cheng nodded and said: In short, I don't know what I wrote is the most accurate answer. Please don't doubt the teacher's strength in the future.

Hi... Haruta responded weakly.

Wait a minute, at this moment, Sougo's voice suddenly came from the side, Boss, is it too early to draw a conclusion so quickly?

Songwu-kun? Jiang Cheng looked at Sougo who was walking slowly, Do you have any questions about what I just said? Or do you have any other answers?

Let's not mention the answers for now, Sougo stepped forward and took the exercise book, But boss, you seem to have overlooked something. You have ignored a whole...three people...

W-what!! Jiang Cheng was shocked, You said I ignored three people?!

That's right, one-half of the people have been ignored by you. Sougo nodded, then reached out and slammed the exercise book on the table, Let's continue with the next chapter!!