Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Kagura, there is no need to worry anymore, Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the bed again, gently holding Kagura's little hand with both hands, showing a rare expression of unusual tenderness, and continued softly. : You don't have to worry about your mother anymore, leave all the rest to me.

[No, now I'm more worried about my own affairs, Aru! 】

So... there's no need to hold on anymore, sleep... As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and showed a look of unbearability. Tears gradually appeared in the corners of his eyes, Go to sleep...

[Do you want me to die early? ! Or do you think I'm just holding on for a breath because I'm worried about my mother? Not any more! 】

I see, it turns out that I'm holding on because I'm worried about Mrs. Jianghua's affairs... Shinbaji looked at Kagura with a soft expression, and spoke softly, Really, I don't even know what to say, this idiot...

[Stop, stop it quickly! This atmosphere is wrong! It's like you don't have to worry about those things anymore, so let's get rid of them as soon as possible! Hello! ! 】

What a good boy... Mother-in-law Dengshi raised her face and sighed softly, That's enough. Leave the matter over there to Jiang Chengjun. I... should take a good rest.

As she said this, Granny Denshi couldn't help turning her face away, covering her mouth with a handkerchief, and started sobbing.

[End, it’s totally wrong! ! ! 】

Kagura, it's not just me. Everyone will help Sister Jianghua. Jiang Cheng continued softly, So... there is no need to force yourself anymore, close... close your eyes and sleep comfortably.

[The fire is huge... The fire is huge! I really want to get up and beat him Aru! what to do? what to do! 】

Sleep!×n

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! 】

The last point, Jiang Cheng stood up, wiped the corners of his eyes, then narrowed his eyes and pretended to smile strongly, Everyone, as Kagura's only relative on earth, I hope... Kagura's funeral can be Leave it to me. I know that Kagura must also hope so from the bottom of her heart.

[No, you don’t know anything. From the bottom of my heart, I just want to live well, Aru! By the way, I'm not sick at all! 】

Wait a minute, Gintoki raised his head, showing a rare expression of reluctance.

Tears flashed in his eyes, and he shook his head and replied: Actually... Kagura said before that she hoped that I could hold her funeral, so please, in the end it will be up to us who are not family members but are better than family members. Want to send her off for the last time? Please...

【I never said anything! 】

You may have remembered it wrong, Gintoki. Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with gentle eyes, Actually, Kagura and I made an agreement a long, long time ago. ! I must ask my uncle to help me organize my funeral! I will never forget it.

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng's shoulders couldn't stop shaking, he lowered his head and covered his eyes in unbearable grief.

[What the hell kind of agreement! Would anyone make such a promise? ! There should be a limit to lying! By the way, don’t look like you “believe it”! Don't think that adding Aru is what I said! 】

Maybe that's the case... Gintoki looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with a soft expression, But... the next day, she made a new promise to me, Sure enough... I still want Gin-chan more Hold a funeral for me Aru. He said this.

[Tell me what you are like! How could anyone say such a thing! By the way, can you not believe it so easily? I have already said that don’t think that adding Aru is just what I said! ! 】

Gintoki, actually I just forgot to say... Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, then raised his head with his eyes closed showing a bit of reluctance, and continued softly: On the third day, Kagura ran When I arrived at Yoshiwara, I said coquettishly like a child, No, I really hope that my uncle can help me hold the funeral.

[Can’t you cherish me while you’re alive? ! Why are we arguing about who will hold the funeral after death? I can't understand it at all! By the way, do you believe it again? Do you believe in Aru again because you added Aru? ! 】

How could I not know about this kind of thing? Gintoki sighed softly, with a hint of nostalgia on his face. He raised his head as if he was feeling something, and continued softly: But on the fourth day But it seems that the funeral held by Gin-chan is more interesting, Al, so let's let Gin-chan do it. Al, we have agreed that we will not change it again, Al, and we will never talk about such things in the future. Lu. He said this.

【It’s too long! There is Aru in every sentence! There are too many Aru! I don’t even have so many Aru when I speak! By the way...why do you believe it again? Am I Aru? Is it ok as long as I have Aru? As long as there is Aru, it means that it is undoubtedly what I said, right? ! 】

So she is also very distressed... Jiang Cheng looked out the window with melancholy eyes. On the fifth day, she ran to me and said, What should I do? Uncle? After saying such words yesterday, Aru actually felt in his heart I want my uncle to hold a funeral for me, Al. She said this like a troubled girl in adolescence. It's so cute, Al.

[You two are more outrageous than the other! By the way, Aru talks too much, does he accidentally include it in his own words? ! And why don't you look at me and say it? Is it because you can't stand my direct gaze? ! And... I told you, don’t believe me so easily! ! 】

Yes, Aru, Gintoki slowly came to the window, opened the window and looked at the dark sky, She is indeed a stupid little girl, Aru, I'm sorry, Gin-chan, I accidentally We talked about the funeral, Aru, but after thinking about it, I felt that it would be best for Gin-chan to hold a funeral for me, Aru. That night, she said this about Aru. Then two people hanged themselves with hooks... Idiot Aru!

As he said that, Gintoki punched the wall next to him, his face once again showing a bit of unbearability.

[In the end, did you also bring it with you? ! Can you stop? That kind of promise can only be made when there is a ghost! What is stupid Aru? ! I have never said that! Are you calling me a fool? Yeah? ! 】

Isn't that what children are like, Aru? One thought a day or something. Jiang Cheng slowly came to the wall beside him, lowered his head and continued softly with some emotion: I accidentally did it with Yinjiang. That kind of agreement Aru is so distressing for Aru. In fact, I still want my uncle to help me hold the funeral! I will definitely not change it this time! Kagura said to Aru.

【Don’t you stop yet? ! You two have completely started to become Aru! By the way, did you add Na as well? And...why do you believe it again! What kind of trouble is that with that confident expression! Even though I can actually say it in normal times, I can still say it in normal times, that’s it! 】

That's enough Aru. Xin Bajiu slowly came to the other wall at this time.

[Have you used Aru too? ! Have you become an Alu too? ! 】

Shinpachi lowered his head and made a somewhat relieved voice, Hey, aren't Jiang Chengsang or Gin Sang the people who care about Kagura-chan the most and the people who care about Kagura-chan the most? At this time, for this kind of thing Arguing and all, do you think Kagura-chan Izumi Yuchi can sleep peacefully?

【I am still alive and well! ! 】

Shinpachi's fists gradually clenched, and his shoulders trembled slightly. At the same time, his voice trembled: It doesn't matter if it's just once, or just this one time, you two who quarrel every time you meet can work together to make Kagura smile. Are you going to send him away, Aru?

[Stop using Aru casually for me! Not suitable at all! It’s totally inappropriate! If you are so moved, you won’t be moved at all after adding it! By the way, why are you covering your mouth and crying? 】

Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then raised his head and said with a hint of apology: I'm sorry Kagura, my uncle just wanted to send you away and completely ignored your feelings. I... really Aru is a terrible adult.

That's right, Aru, Gintoki sighed softly in the same tone, We...are indeed a group of bad adults, Aru.

[Please, Aru, stop it! I'm almost overcome with embarrassment, Aru! By the way, is this how I feel when I talk about Aru? Is this this disgusting feeling? ! 】

Gintoki, let us see Kagura off together this time as Shinpachi said. Jiang Cheng turned around and slowly stretched out his hand towards Gintoki.

Stupid... stupid, Gintoki turned around, touched the back of his head and a flash of embarrassment flashed across his face. After cursing in a low voice, he reluctantly extended his hand.

Looking at the hands that were gently held together, everyone present except Kagura showed a faint smile of relief on their faces.

A Miao covered her mouth and smiled and said: Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect to see this scene one day.

There are benefits to living a long life. Grandma Dense chuckled softly, and said with some emotion, The two adults have also grown up because of Kagura.

That's right. Xin Baji nodded slightly and sighed.

Afterwards, several people gave crackling applause to the two people who had temporarily forgotten their grudges.

[Isn’t that right——! Why? ! Why has it become like this? What are you feeling? Why should we applaud? Why should you be moved? I don't understand it at all! By the way, have you forgotten that I am not dead yet? Completely forgotten? ! 】

Gintoki, in that case, let us work together for the same funeral this time. Jiang Cheng continued with some relief, and then smiled, But don't hold back.

You are. Gintoki also smiled.

[You two, please give me enough! ! What does it mean to hold back? I, who is still alive here, am your biggest hindrance, right? Please bring this kind of thing to my attention quickly! ! 】

Click——

Kyuubei opened the sliding door and stepped into the ward and said: Hey, is it too early to give up now? Aren't you Kagura's companions? My companion gave up so early, what do you want her to do?

Seeing Kozaru and Tsukiyoshi arriving with Kyubey, Kagura felt warm in her heart: [Everyone... are you saying that they are all here to encourage me on the sick bed? 】

In short, I will find a way to handle Aru's matter. If no one is willing to take over, I can take over Aru.

【Is it this one? ! Is this what you want to say? What does it mean to take over? ! Are you going to take over Aru's reticence? ! By the way, what kind of legacy is that, Aru? ! 】

Xiao Jiu... A Miao covered her mouth and looked at Jiu Bingwei with a moved expression.

Kubei looked at Kagura on the bed with gentle eyes and comforted softly: Don't worry, Aru. I will inherit Aru's Aru well. Although I may not be used to Aru, but... I will work hard Aru. .”

[No, you use more than me! By the way, you used it before I died! It’s too impatient! 】

Wait, is this enough? Yue Yong took away the pipe in her mouth and continued softly with her eyes closed: Aren't there still things that are too early to give up now?

No, Aru has already inherited it. Is there anything else? Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

[Is the meaning of my existence just Aru? ! 】

No, there are more. Yue Yong raised his eyes and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed.

[Yueyue——! 】 Kagura was moved in her heart, 【She is indeed the most observant woman in Yoshiwara! Found it? Have you finally found it? Help me, Yueyue——! 】

At this time, Yue Yong reached out and took out several packages of incense and memorial money that had already been wrapped. Actually, I have borrowed the incense and memorial money from others in advance. Let's use this money to hold the funeral.

[Are you talking about the funeral? ! I'm not dead yet, why do everyone think I'm dead? 】

You guys... A Miao shed tears and looked at Yue Yong and the others with great emotion.

I went to Yoshiwara, the Yagyu clan, and a certain Nite to raise the funds for the game in the second half of the year. Let's use it.

Yue Yong handed over the incense and memorial money in his hand.

Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and asked, Hey, did you just talk about game funds?

No, there isn't.

No, you definitely said it, right? You definitely just said a certain Nite's game funds for the second half of the year, right? I definitely heard it.

【Are you arguing about this kind of thing? Am I worse than a game? ! 】

She is indeed the most capable woman in Yoshiwara. Kozaru praised.

I can't help it. I...will use this money well for the upcoming game...no, for the funeral. Jiang Cheng took the incense money handed over by Yue Yong first and expressed his gratitude softly.

[Do you want to use it to buy games? ! Have you ever thought about holding a funeral? 】

Thank you all... Grandma Denshi covered her mouth, unable to stop crying.

That's too polite. Don't you have to help each other at times like this? Xiao Yuan removed his glasses and wiped his tears, then continued with a forced smile, So, everyone should cheer up!

【It’s me who needs to cheer up! ! 】

Sarutobi, you haven't offered the incense and money yet, Aru. Jiubeyi reminded.

[Stop it too! Aru or whatever is not suitable for you at all! 】

Boom! !

Gintoki, who faced the wall again and hammered the wall hard, clenched his fists and said unbearably: Yes...I'm sorry! I will repay this kindness twice as much with small steel balls!

[Are you going to use them all to hit small steel balls? It turns out you didn’t plan on having a funeral either? ! 】

Then you can delay my rent for a while. Denshi said, holding his hands.

Yin Sang, I can also lend you this month's salary. Shinpachi said.

【Hello--! What kind of topic has this become? 】

Boom!

Right...I'm sorry, Kagura, can you just use a candy jar for your tomb?

[Don’t think that any nonsense like knocking on the wall and acting cool will count! 】

Kubei said like this: Hey, are you going to steal our funeral money, Aru? I will never let you do this! This money was raised by us for Kagura-chan's funeral, Aru!

Gintoki lowered his head and replied: We have accepted her wishes, but she said in her last words that she should put the ashes in a candy jar and scatter them in the parking lot.

That's indeed what he said. Jiang Cheng raised his face and sighed softly.

Yue Yong raised her eyebrows and said coldly: That's why you two were left there! If this is the case, Kagura won't be able to rest in peace when she dies! A grand ceremony must be held to commemorate her!

Xiao Yuan clasped his hands and suggested: Yes, the funeral should be held together with Yin Sang and I's wedding. Let's have a big one!

That's a good idea! A Miao said with a smile, raising her index finger, Now I can also scatter the ashes of these two idiots in the parking lot, thumbs up~

No, it's three idiots. Yue Yong withdrew his hand, and at the same time glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng, whose head was covered with kunai on the ground.

Catherine suggested: By the way, let's also organize the funeral of a certain old woman.

Whose funeral are you talking about!! Grandma Dengshi flew over and kicked her.

Listening to the commotion in the room that didn't stop at all and the sound of people discussing the funeral, Kagura silently thought to herself: [They seem to have started to discuss the funeral heatedly, and the topic is completely based on the premise that I am dead. Oh, what’s happened now, I’ll probably be thrown directly into the coffin if I continue to urinate. I have to find a way...]

At this moment, the ward door was opened again, and Sougo's voice came in.

You guys should stop here soon.

Looking at Sougo leaning in front of the door, Kagura was stunned for a moment, and then cold sweat broke out drop by drop on his face, and his pupils began to tremble violently.

But the next moment, Kagura saw Princess Chengye standing in front of Kondo and Shizuo.

[Chengye-chan...and those people...]

God... Kagura-chan! Princess Chengye cried sadly, and then trotted to the hospital bed.

I'm sorry, Miss A Miao, we took matters into our own hands. Kondo said with a hint of apology, and then closed his eyes, showing a bit of sadness, But we can't just sit back and watch.

Don't worry, we're not here to deliver incense or money, Shi Shi said slowly, holding a cigarette between his fingers and closing his eyes, We're just here to protect Her Highness the Princess.

No, that kind of thing doesn't really matter anymore. The most important thing is to pay a memorial ceremony for the money. Jiang Cheng and Gintoki said at the same time, squinting their eyes.

As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them were beaten unconscious by Yue Yong and A Miao at the same time.

[Unexpectedly, they brought Chengye Jiang. How could this happen? ] Kagura panicked in her heart.

Everyone of you is yelling about money or funerals. Shut up in front of the princess. Sougo walked in slowly with his trouser pockets in his pockets, stood at the end of the hospital bed, and continued softly: She hasn't been here yet. Are you going to die? How could she die just because of a minor illness? Your Highness, don’t worry, she...she won’t die before she has a showdown with me.

After hearing Sougo's words, everyone present, including Gintoki and Jiangcheng who were still fighting for the incense money, stopped what they were doing.

Mr. Chongtian is right. Princess Chengye wiped her tears, then looked at Jiang Cheng and others, and said with tears in her eyes: So, everyone, please don't decide Kagura's funeral without authorization, don't go so far, Shen Le Jiang is still alive, she is still breathing, she... let her decide her own funeral after all!!

[No, Chengye-chan, you are also the most extreme! What does it mean to decide your own funeral? 】

Really, a good opponent and a good friend... Jiang Cheng raised his head and continued with some relief, Kagura... she is really happy.

That's right. Gintoki also sighed with some relief.

[Shut up, you two! ! 】

Kagura-chan... Princess Chengye looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with tears in her eyes, As long as it is your wish, I will realize it at all costs. How do you want to die?

[Do you want me to choose a way to die while I’m still alive? ! You have a natural trembling, and there must be a limit to your natural trembling! 】