Maybe a Fake Gintama

Shinpachi, who was walking in the uniform of the Teramondori Guards, stood in front of everyone: As long as I, Shimura Shinpachi, the captain of the Teramondori Guards, am here, I will definitely stop them! So Kagura-chan and Atsumu-chan , the next thing will be left to you!

On the other side, Atong, who had a panoramic view of this scene in front of the TV, covered his mouth, his pupils trembling slightly, with a look of disbelief on his face.

…

Captain of the Teramedori Guards, Shimura Shinpachi. Standing in front of all the GKB48 members, Bichir raised her eyebrows and looked at Shinpachi in a joking manner, Is it possible that you also want to come to our GKB48 handshake meeting? Have you forgotten? What happened to your companion during our handshake meeting?

Shinbaji was unmoved, but raised his head to look at the camera or broadcast device in the sky, his voice was smooth and soft: Atong-chan, as long as you are still singing, your fans will not disappear. Even if there are no As a fan, you were singing songs happily on the roadside at that time. There is another person who gained strength from seeing you like this.

Even when you are sad and sad, your songs encourage us. When you are sad and sad, there is another fan who cheers for you. Even if we lose everything, we can just start over. As long as you sing, I will listen no matter how many times you sing.

Go to a concert venue with only two people.

No matter what happens, I will always be Teramondō's first and last fan.

It's quite interesting~ Bichi'er folded her hands with a look of lack of interest on her face, Want to survive our handshake to incite neutral fans and that coward who dare not show up? If you can, give it a try!

With that said, Bichi'er opened the curtain behind her.

As you wish, I will let you become the last fan of Shimondong, and then become our prisoner!

That's our line! Shinpachi replied without fear, and at the same time prepared for a sprint, Shimura Shinpachi, captain of the Teramondori Guards, join in!!

After saying that, Xin Baji shouted and rushed over.

New...New Eight Chi——! Gintoki shouted.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Xin Baji, who stepped into the curtain with his front foot, fell out of the curtain in just his underwear.

So fast——! Gintoki complained, What are you doing? Saying such cool lines only to be killed instantly? You were stripped off at such an incredible speed and only had a pair of underwear left!

Ah ha ha ha~ Bi Chi'er opened the curtain and looked at Xin Baji lying on the ground in front of her.

He mocked wantonly, Although you claim to be a senior fan, in the final analysis you are just a rotten otaku old virgin. As long as you participate in our handshake meeting, no matter who the fan is, you can win in one fell swoop! Now the temple gate Finally, one of Tong’s fans doesn’t…”

I will definitely throw away all the pornographic books when I get home... Shinbachi interrupted Bichir's words, while struggling to get up slowly, But... I will not throw away any of Atong-chan's CDs.

Saying that, Xin Baji raised a red tentacle in his hand.

【My tentacles! 】Bichi'er finally realized the fact that the tentacles on her head had been pulled out, Could it be that this guy...

Before Bichi'er could finish her thoughts, the sequelae of having her tentacles removed occurred instantly.

Oh! Bichi'er, who had a splitting headache, held her head and cried out in pain.

I didn't expect that Mr. Shimura survived! Oh! What's going on? Bichir is suddenly in pain!

Shinpachi stood up and looked at Bichir who was holding her head in pain in front of her, and continued: I find it very strange that just by shaking hands once, people become followers of GKB48 or something like that. Selling a dream job? No, that’s wrong. Everything you show others is just a fantasy! GKB48!”

You...you bastard!! Bichi'er, who returned to her original state and was filled with purple hair below her chest, gritted her teeth and looked at Xin Bajia.

Miss Bichir, who had her tentacles removed, seemed like a different person! At the same time, at the charming curtain, ugly girls that I had never seen before appeared one after another!

Just like Shin-chan said, Gao Zai's voice suddenly came from a curtain, We don't know the fans of other idols, but if you dare to declare a challenge to us, your good luck will come to an end. Got it!

Your brainwashing doesn't work on us.

If you want to ask why...

We are the number one fans in the universe of the number one idol in the universe——

Teramondong Guards dynamite——!!×n

Looking at the team members headed by Gao Zai, all wearing shorts and holding a tentacle, Shinbaji murmured with emotion on his face: Gao Zai... and everyone!

What a joyful event this is! The Teramondori Guards are resurrected! Because of their obsession with Atsushi-chan, they exposed GKB48's hypnosis!

Liar! The number one idol in our universe actually...

All the fans who had just shaken hands held their heads and shouted in disbelief, wanting to cry without tears.

Because the facts are too shocking, the number of people on the GKB48 counting board has been cleared! GKB48's handshake meeting up to this point can be considered an illusion caused by brainwashing! Just like HDZ48's!!

Let's resound throughout the universe, everyone! said Shin Yaji, who put on his jersey (the uniform of the Teramondori Guards). Who is the idol supported by the number one fan in the universe? HDZ48 Guards - out!!

!!

!×n

LOVEKAGURA!

LOVEKAGURA!×n

As if they were infected by Xin Baji and others, the other fans also became interested in Xin Baji and others, and rushed to Xin Baji one after another.

The whole venue echoed with the slogan of the Guard supporting HDZ48! This overwhelming enthusiasm has also infected GKB48 fans after they woke up!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really the most dazzling thing. Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth gently and chuckled softly, It's really as he said, that position... maybe only Xinbaji can do it. It’s suitable.”

That's right, Gintoki agreed with some relief, then raised his head and glanced at the live broadcast equipment and cameras that were destroyed by Jiang Cheng at a critical time, But I just don't know... can I convey it to that person? I saw the little girl in that scene just now.”

That's possible, right? After all, even we heard it.

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a buzzing ultrasound that went straight into the depths of his brain sounded in the gym. Everyone who heard it covered their heads and showed pain on their faces.

What...what is this sound?!

At this time, Bichi'er, who was flying in the air with her hands open like sonar and making some kind of brainwashing sound, gritted her teeth and said fiercely: How dare you... How dare you reveal the side of your idol that you don't want others to know!

Looking at the GKB48 members who were all emitting strange sound waves with their hands open, the host continued to explain: This is... the strange sound wave emitted by all GKB48 members!

Now that you have been exposed, I will re-brainwash you all! Dance to death in the fantasies of so-called idols...

Before Bichier could finish her words, she was hugged by a leaping figure and thrown into the stands of the stadium.

boom! ! !

Smoke billows.

That...that is!!

The smoke slowly dissipated.

Kagura, who was holding Bichier's hands tightly and wrestling with them, said, It seems that the handshake you need is an Aru like me.

HDZ48's KAGURA stopped Miss Bichir! Until the end, the two sides were still in a stalemate in the handshake battle!

Bichi'er shouted angrily to her team members: What are you doing?! Hurry up and brainwash all these people...

But before he finished speaking, a sound that was harsher than the brainwashing sound waves sounded in the gym, and almost everyone covered their ears.

A Miao, who clapped the castanets in her hands, said, This is the result of our special training.

The little ape took over: It's time for you to see it!

KAGURA-chan! Leave the accompaniment to us!

Go catch the idol star!

It's an accompaniment band! The terrifying, tangled and discordant sound of the electronic perfume resisted the strange sound wave! The fans in pain, the shouting guards, the support team making noise, hey, who is going to put up the microphone and sing? The off-key ponytail of Don't Give Up is so ugly!

Huh?! What did you say?! Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy.

In short, all the fate is left to KAGURA and Ms. Bitchi! Is this still a handshake meeting? No, it is better to say that this is a real handshake meeting where idol careers are staked!