Maybe a Fake Gintama

Do you think you have the right to stop us?

Bichi'er argued with a ferocious expression: Brainwashing with fantasy, this is exactly what all idols do. Once idols are skinned, they are just superficial and ugly ordinary people! In order to cover up this ugly side, they continue to have plastic surgery to decorate it. My own false beauty!

Pretend and pretend to be pure just to cover up the ugly side! Use falsehood to cover up your purity, and the dreams you see are just illusions decorated with falsehood! We are just showing that fantasy to you more perfectly!

Isn’t this all what you have dreamed of? !

That kind of thing...

Hearing the sound, Bichi'er raised her head and looked at Juanzi who was walking slowly.

Juanzi stopped and looked at Bichi'er who was still locked in a stalemate with Kagura. He folded his hands and spoke slowly:

It's not a dream at all, it's just giving up on yourself. It's true that idols can pick their noses, poop, pee, and have all kinds of scandals and be depressed.

In order to make my small self worthy of the lights on the stage, I will continue to improve myself, even if it sounds suspicious, I will work hard. I have to work hard to stand on the stage.

Would you still laugh at it as fantasy? No, that's not a fantasy but an ideal. Work hard to make your ideals a reality. This dream itself is an idol! Like the samurai, they were admirable seekers.

Having said that, paper... Gintoki raised his head and looked at the stage aside, and also at Atsushi-chan, who was panting and taking the microphone from Jiang Cheng's hand.

…a seeker who never gives up.

After calming down his breathing for a while, Atong bowed deeply and shouted: Everyone! I'll make you wait for so long (sole)!

Oh!!×n

The cheers from the audience were deafening.

Gintoki continued: What those idiots saw was the dream they were chasing with their idols.

Looking at Si Mentong on the stage, Bichi'er looked in disbelief: Impossible! Why would that woman...

For idols, it's better to debut in a group! Kagura said with a very teasing expression, and deliberately said: The diamonds in front of you are more dazzling than usual, Aru~ Thanks to us big boogers. .

【Could it be that…! ! 】 Bichir suddenly thought of something, and stared at Kagura with a look of resentment: Can it be said that these guys believe that woman will come here, and we... not only us, but also the embarrassing fight in this entire venue! All that big booger to make Atong's diamond shine even brighter? ! ! 】

Asshole! Bichi'er scolded angrily, gritting his teeth with bruised veins and saying angrily: You've been using us from the beginning...

Kagura-chan! Everyone! Atong shouted. He was about to say something but was interrupted by Kagura.

Atong! Kagura said without looking back, Although we have been idols together for a short time, I am very happy. Aru, please sing for everyone, our HDZ48 song! No matter if it is brainwashing or fantasy, sing Let’s sing like a real idol!”

Damn it!! Bichi'er cursed angrily.

Everyone! Kagura pulled Bichi'er hard and hit the opponent's head hard, knocking him back a few steps. At the same time, he shouted loudly: Don't be fooled by illusions! Take back what's yours Dream Aru! Listen to our songs carefully, and then...even if you hate HDZ48, please don’t hate Teramondong!!”

While Kagura was shouting, Bichi'er was also knocked out of the gymnasium by Kagura who used all his strength with a loud bang.

…

Under the afterglow of the setting sun, Jiang Cheng, who was the first to step out of the place where the song Idol's Medal was echoing and the overwhelming cheers of fans, casually glanced at Bichi'er who fell on the ground. , left slowly.

But just after taking a few steps, a dirty little girl behind him jumped on his back.

Barbecue!! Kagura grinned and shouted in his ear.

Huh? Why? Jiang Cheng looked disgusted, You are too dirty, aren't you? Get off here quickly.

Why else? Gintoki, who had followed him unknowingly, retorted angrily with his eyes white: You must have squandered the money to buy pillows all by yourself! In short, you treat me today!

No, I am the president, and all of your wages have been deducted!

What did you say?!

Why are you walking so fast! Shinpachi, who was jogging to catch up, pointed in the direction behind him and complained: Wait a minute, Atong-chan is still singing over there!

Anyway, I just left because I wasn't interested in that kind of little girl. Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, then glanced at Kagura and Gintoki aside, But they are probably It’s time for you big booger to step aside.”

Who is that big booger!! Gintoki and Kagura's fists hit Jiang Cheng's face at the same time.

No, you admitted it yourself! Admit it to yourself that you are a big booger! Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and argued angrily, rolling his eyes, You admitted it, but you admitted it! By the way, I have never admitted it since then. I think I’m a booger!”

No, I'm just admitting it for Gin-chan, Al. A once-in-a-thousand-year-old beautiful girl like me is the brightest diamond everywhere, Al!

Xin Baji silently complained: No, no matter where you go, you are just a collection of boogers, just like Yin Sang.

What did you say?! You inorganic thing!

Am I worse than a booger?! What does inorganic mean?

Shut up, you mirror-based creature. Gintoki said.

What is a mirror-based creature?! I've never heard of it at all! Then you are a mirror-based creature! Kagura-chan is a booger-based creature! Jiang Cheng-san is a scum-based creature!

What does curl base mean? Are you talking about natural curls? Are you talking about my natural curls?! I'll kill you! Disgusting creature!

Wait a minute! What does scumbag mean? Is it a scumbag? Is it a scumbag?! You dirty creature!

It's so rude to call girls boogers or something like that, Aru, you...Mosaic!

You are the ones who go the extra mile!!

Listening to the noise of several people in the distance and the sound of high-heeled shoes stepping on the ground gradually approaching above her head, Bichi'er, who was lying on the ground, sighed softly and said to Temple City who came to the top of her head: How ironic, The stage where idols who give people dreams stand is made up of the debris of many dreams, but because of this, idols shine brightly like stars in the dark night.

She has transcended my dreams and my companions' dreams...but despite this, she still firmly walks on the Shura path of idols. Can the sacrifices you have made be undone?

Saying that, Bichi'er turned her head and looked at Kagura, who was still noisy with Jiang Cheng.

What you missed is Atong's more outstanding talents, the heart of a Rakshasa who shows no mercy to his enemies, and the heart of a Bodhisattva who sacrifices himself for his friends. At the same time, he also has a face that is the opposite of innocence, with a face full of boogers. diamond.

Teramon Ichi also looked over, and then couldn't help but smile: That's right. I asked her if she wanted to check the situation again, but she said that she had already formed an idol group with someone else. Although it was a pity, that was fine. , because she is the most dazzling when she is with them.

That's it...

And... Temple Gate pushed up the glasses on his face and looked down at Bichi'er, Actually, I've read a lot of reports about you and your performances in the past two days. To be honest, your singing skills are also good. The performances are pretty good. How about it? Are you interested in changing jobs?

What are you talking about? Bichi'er snorted, then showed a bit of relief, Everyone has seen this ugly look, how can you continue to be an idol?

Huh? Don't you know? Teramonichi showed some doubts, Except for these people here, no one has seen your appearance.

Bichi'er was stunned, What...what do you mean?

At a very critical moment, the equipment for the live broadcast was broken. Temple Gate spread his hands and showed a bit of helplessness, It also delayed this blessing. Except for these people present, the people in front of the TV can watch Before the current press conference, I’m really worried. It’s obviously a press conference for a new single, so I still hope to promote it well and sell it well.”

Yes... Bichi'er turned her face sideways again, opening her eyes wide to look for Kagura and the others, but they had already disappeared at the end of the street, ...she!

Hey, that's right. Teramonichi smiled softly, and then spoke again: But it's hard to say who influenced him. That child's mind is more delicate than I imagined.

Then Atong still...

Want to ask why Atong is still working so hard? Of course, she is an idol. No matter if there is only one fan left, or even if there is no fan, she will stand on the stage that belongs to her and work hard until the last moment. This is something that will never change about that child from the past to the present, and from now to the future.”

Lost...completely lost.

…

Uncle! Uncle! Kagura, holding an updated smartphone, rushed into Jiang Cheng's room and said with a grin: I...the YouTuber has made his debut as Aru!

Anyway, let's start with Coke and Mentos. Gintoki walked in wearing a suit and said, Also, 70% of the money for the video shoot will be handed over to me, Kagura!

No! That way there will be no popularity at all! You should shoot some celebrities to increase your popularity, right? Shinbaji, who was wearing a suit, followed closely, For example, if you shoot Atong-chan or something, you will definitely become very popular. ! The idol’s medal sales are…”

You guys are very noisy... Jiang Cheng, who was watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone, turned around with an impatient look on his face, I'm watching the YouTuber's live broadcast here.

What's so good about an anchor like this who doesn't show off his face? Gintoki looked disdainful.

Who is Bi Chi, you bastard! The name is Bi Chi! Bi, Chi, Er! Don't omit it for me, bastards! Get ready to sing... No, wait, who made the ugly statement? I'll kill you!

Listening to the unusually familiar voice coming from Jiang Cheng's cell phone, Xin Bajia's eyes widened with a look of disbelief on his face.

Jiang Cheng, who turned off his cell phone, stood up, raised his index finger and said with a smile: Okay, okay, when it comes to debuting as a YouTuber, how about we play a little more exciting?

A little more exciting? Isn't it enough to just eat, eat, eat, Aru?

Jiang Cheng grinned in an unusually harmonious (dangerous) way: No, no, no, how about we shoot some supernatural videos? Gintoki? This subject is very popular now~

Hey! Kagura! Shinpachi! I just remembered that we still have a commission! Let's go! We'll talk about the YouTuber's debut when we have time! Goodbye, President!

Thump thump thump!

Gin-chan——! Gin-san——!!

(over)