Maybe a Fake Gintama

Fire!!

Yue Yong, who was awakened by the panicked shouts of passers-by who were fleeing in panic, spoke first: Hey! Don't stand still! Evacuate the crowd quickly and find water! Those who just smelled it should close their eyes and squat in place and don't move! Just close your eyes If you close your eyes, you will never...

Ha... At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly sighed softly, turned his back on the fleeing crowd and walked straight towards the pile of burning incense, Ah, ah, ah, ah, why would you be disturbed by such a fog? Yes, I really don’t know what to say.”

Seeing this scene, Yue Yong hurriedly reminded: Hey! Don't come close! We haven't found water yet...

It doesn't matter. Jiang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, Who do you think I am? Will I really be confused by this kind of thing? Stop joking. Although I don't understand what true love is, because I still understand that what comes out of this kind of thing is definitely not true love. As long as you remember this, there will definitely be no problem.

With that said, Jiang Cheng had already arrived in front of the pile of airanxiang, and at the same time he casually pulled out the umbrella from his waist.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's back like a normal person after smashing Ai Ranxiang out with the umbrella in his hand, Yue Yong could not help but widen his eyes with a look of disbelief on his face.

It didn't... didn't work for you?

Ah, of course, it's just this kind of thing. Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and at the same time crushed the last piece of burning Airan incense under his feet. It's better to say that it made me more awake.

[What kind of man is he...] Yue Yong thought in her heart.

The things I have always cared about turned out to be so boring. I seemed to be too narrow-minded before. Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed softly and said with emotion, then turned around and narrowed his eyes to reveal the same expression as before. Smiling, It turns out that small breasts are also very good! Yueyue!!

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong's face suddenly darkened, and then she complained wildly with her veins bursting: Why!!

Why? Jiang Cheng looked confused, then he chuckled softly, folded his hands and continued seriously: Although big breasts are good, and the idea of ​​pursuing big breasts is right, but after what happened just now, , I suddenly felt that this idea was a bit too narrow-minded. The charm of a woman is not just a huge European style!

What hooligan remarks are you talking about in broad daylight! Yue Yong flew over and kicked him, rolling his eyes and angrily saying, Is this also the effect of Ai Ranxiang? I have never heard of such an effect!

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked to the ground, slowly got up.

At the same time, he continued: Calm down first, Yueyue, I didn't say that I would give up big breasts, but after the experience just now, I somehow began to discover the charm of small breasts! Although big breasts are not bad, I also I’m beginning to understand the beauty of “the hard-working Oppai”!

Shut up! You scumbag!

Don't you understand? The feeling of working hard for someone is just like the warmth of receiving a bento made by one's own hands! And even if you have small breasts, you should be able to understand the feeling of choosing a style of underwear especially for someone!

Yue Yong complained loudly with blue veins and white eyes: I understand your size! After all, aren't you still an European style?! In the end, what you care about has not changed at all! It's just that you don't care about size!

Jiang Chengsama...

Several flat-chested Baihua ladies looked at Jiang Cheng with moved faces.

Sorry, I just discovered your charm now.

Jiang Cheng said with a hint of apology, and then stretched out his hands to take all the young ladies in front of him into his arms.

Believe me, from today on, I will no longer be obsessed with flat chests and big breasts. I will treat women of all sizes equally and love you from the bottom of my heart.

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, several kunai fell on his forehead, accompanied by Yue Yong's angry curses.

So, aren't you just a scumbag who doesn't pick women?! Go to hell—!!

thump!

Jiang Chengsama!!

You all calm down, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, struggled to get up. I'm sorry Yueyue, I wasn't sober just now. I didn't expect that Ai Ranxiang is so powerful. Thanks to you, I can wake up.

Tch! Yue Yong said in her mouth, and then folded her hands, Anyway, everyone should calm down first and deal with these unburned love dyes...

Before Yue Yong could finish her words, she was suddenly pulled into the arms of Jiang Cheng who stood up.

I'm sorry, I didn't notice your mood. Jiang Cheng said softly, What I said just now is not that I don't like big breasts, but that I love small breasts together. I'm sorry that I made you feel left out, but it doesn't matter anymore. .”

Why are you sober?! Yue Yong blushed and cursed angrily. At the same time, the kunai in her hand stabbed Jiang Cheng's forehead hard again, You're not sober at all! On the contrary, You must be even more scumbag! By the way, why is it that your role is to discover the charm of flat-chested girls? It’s completely incomprehensible!”

Jiang Cheng, who ignored Yue Yong's scolding, stood up, put his arms around the waists of the two Baihua ladies, and announced loudly at the same time: Yo Xi, everyone! Let's have a party in my room today! Small breasts are okay, Regardless of whether you have big breasts or not, I will love you all equally!

Oh!×n

Oh! Yue Yong clenched his fists and shouted with popping veins, That idiot just lost his mind after smelling a lot of Ai Ranxiang! It just increased the XP! Hey! Don't follow him around! Work is still done. No…

boom! !

The muffled roar interrupted Yue Yong's words. Looking at the large amount of yellow-pink smoke pouring out from the side of the alley, Yue Yong... fell silent.

But then, Yue Yong suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye.

No...impossible! Looking at the yellow-pink smoke erupting and spewing out from all directions in Yoshihara, Yue Yong's eyes widened with disbelief on her face, What's going on? Who is it?

Don't worry, chief, we all just closed our eyes.

Ah, anyway, you guys should close your eyes and find a place to hide. Yue Yong said, but then she noticed something again, No, wait, where is that idiot?

But as soon as she finished speaking, Yue Yong suddenly heard the footsteps getting closer and closer behind her, and immediately turned her head and looked over.

Miss, which store are you from?

This is top quality stuff.

Come play with me!

Looking at all the men with loving eyes and infatuated faces, Yue Yong was a little panicked for a moment, because these people were just ordinary guests, and they were just confused by Ai Ranxiang. If he took action...

Calm down and stay awake!

Yue Yong's reminder had no effect at all, and the men still rushed towards Yue Yong.

But at this critical moment, a figure flashed in front of Yue Yong, and at the same time, the man closest to him flew backwards for unknown reasons.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was standing in front of him with a slight smile on his lips, Yue Yong was a little distracted for a moment.

Sorry, I'm late, I went to wake myself up a little bit. Jiang Cheng said softly, and then took the umbrella in his hand, Hey, you guys, this is not a place for you to run wild. Even guests can't be here You can touch and touch unwilling women casually on the streets of Yoshiwara. This is Yoshiwara's rule, this is my - Yoshiwara Night King, Jiang Cheng's rule!

With that said, Jiang Cheng rushed forward, For the sake of annoying you the first time, if each of you copy me Oppai is just a substitute for butt a thousand times, I will forgive you! !

What's going on with this punishment!! Yue Yong, who had been moved for less than two seconds, complained wildly, Has your XP increased again?! Has your weird XP increased again?!

I just suddenly woke up! Jiang Cheng said without looking back while beating the men who were unconscious after inhaling the smoke, I was actually confused by that kind of thing (European style) before, and was confused by that kind of thing. The thing (Oppai) covered my eyes, preventing me from seeing what is really important. Do you understand this regret?!

I understand you! What is that thing? Is it an Oppai? Is it an Oppai?! And what is the really important thing? Is it a butt?!

As expected of Yueyue, she figured it out in such a short time. Yes, it's the butt! Oppai is just a substitute for the butt! What we are pursuing shouldn't be boring things like Oppai, but It’s the butt!”

Shut up! You're just a scumbag and a pervert! Also, stop Jiang Cheng, they've just been given the love potion!

Don't worry. Jiang Cheng stopped what he was doing, and then pointed his thumb in a certain direction, Follow me, Mr. Buttocks Master!

“Who is the butt-chested lady!!”

Calm down, Yueyue, now is not the time to worry about this kind of thing! After saying that, Jiang Cheng took the lead and ran, Follow me, in this dangerous place where there are so many perverted men, I am the only one with them. A man who is also a man can lead you to survive intact!

Yue Yong, who was running after Jiang Cheng, suddenly discovered something. Looking at the various love hotels lined up on both sides of the road ahead, she blushed and complained: What is your purpose! Isn't the most dangerous pervert? You?!

You misunderstood, Yueyue, Jiang Cheng stopped and defended with a chuckle, I don't have the money to open a couple's suite at all, I just want to find a place where no one is around!

It's almost the same! What do you want to do in a deserted place?! What do you want to do to me?!

Hey, hey, aren't you thinking of something strange? Yueyue? Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, How could I want to be alone with you and do such and such things?