Maybe a Fake Gintama

No...not the best.

Of course we have to do it together! Jiang Cheng spoke again, then smiled at the girls on the side and asked, right? Babies?

Hi! Honey!×n

There's no need to emphasize that you are a scumbag! Yue Yong rolled his eyes and shouted angrily, then pointed at the wandering girls beside him, By the way, where did you bring these babies from?

Don't worry, everyone I rescued has a nice butt.

Do you only look at women's buttocks now?! Did you just change from Oppai to that?! By the way, where did you think you went, just to seduce women?!

Stop talking nonsense, do you think I would take advantage of everyone inhaling that stuff? Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, No, you are thinking too much Yueyue, everyone... is inhaling that stuff. You were rescued by me before you planted anything! Right? Babies!

That's right! Jiangcheng sama!×n

Yue Yong held her forehead and sighed: Ah, I forgot that this idiot was quite popular among the wandering girls, but for being able to save so many, you can be considered a meritorious service. Then everyone, go to Rilun's place now, where It should be safe.”

Does that mean the Thousand-Man Killing Conference will be held at Nilun's place? Will it be a bit crowded?

So what is your purpose in saving them? In short, take them there quickly, and then... don't touch them, not even their buttocks!

Don't worry, I'll just play [beep——].

Whoosh!

puff!

Bah——!

thump!

Where are you, baby? Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, struggled to raise his head and asked stumblingly.

Yue Yong folded her hands and closed her eyes and said slowly: Find out the culprit. This farce must be caused by the people who spread love dye. But if it is a huge organization, there will be some clues in the investigation. In other words, the other party is one person. Having done something like this. Controlling people as if they were his own hands and feet, he must be among this group of perverts. We can only start from here.

Do you think I will allow this kind of thing? Jiang Cheng stood up and grabbed Yue Yong's hand, while speaking seriously,

Do you think such dangerous things can be allowed?! And... more importantly... killing a thousand people can't be done without even one person!

Don't touch me, you beast! Yue Yong shook off Jiang Cheng's hand, clenched her fist and looked at Jiang Cheng with a blushing face and gritted teeth.

Idiot, Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, and then he leaned into Yue Yong's ear and continued softly: I understand, I understand, there is nothing I can do. I can't just abandon these women in the future, and I can't just abandon them in front of them. You have to pretend. Just be patient for now. You must know that Yueyue, you are special to me~

Don't fool me with such lousy love talk! Do you think I'm a junior high school student?!

What I said is true, oh~

You...! Yue Yong clenched her fists with shame and anger, and her silver teeth were almost broken. Don't think that after pausing for the last few keywords, women will take the bait!

Really, you are such a greedy baby~ Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then looked directly at Yue Yong with a gentle expression on his face and continued, Do you want me to be yours alone?

Yue Yong was slightly startled and quickly defended: I...I didn't say that!

Really? As he said that, Jiang Cheng scratched his hair and showed a bit of distress, Since I didn't think about it, let it go. It seems that I may have made a mistake. I originally expected...no, expected...forget it. Forget it. Just treat what I just said as if I didn’t...

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a hand suddenly grabbed the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes.

If... if... then... then you said that, what... what... would you... do? Yue Yong, blushing, lowered her head and asked in a low voice.

Do you still need to ask this kind of question? Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then turned around with a smile on his face, It's exactly what you expected in your heart.

thump! thump! thump!

Yue Yong, whose heartbeat gradually accelerated and her face turned completely red, looked at Jiang Cheng in front of her in disbelief with her trembling eyes wide open.

After a few seconds, Yue Yong reacted, lowered his head again and said in a low voice: Then... then... just treat it as what I said, and, I... um... don't know much about this kind of thing, but... um... But...if possible, I still hope to start by holding hands. I can endure this...

Hearing the sound, the smile on Jiang Cheng's face became even stronger...

As long as we hold hands, it doesn't matter if we kill thousands or ten thousand people. Jiang Cheng, who was holding Yue Yong and being held by A Miao at the same time, said with a smile on his face, And...as you wish, the first I'll let you come. So, Yoxi, everyone is ready to go...

Yue Yong's face, who was being held by Jiang Cheng and Jiubingwei, gradually turned completely dark, and at the same time, a strange fierce light began to appear in her eyes.

Wash inside——!!

Ah——!! Jiang Cheng screamed as he was pinned to the wall by countless kunai.

Hey, Darling, why are they all here? Yue Yong's veins popped out, her eyes flashed with fierceness, and she pointed at Amiao, Jiubei, who all had pink love eyes, and a group of other girls with the same love eyes. And asked, By the way, didn't you say you won't attack people who have taken love potions?! What happened to them? By the way, did you attack even your friends?!

Calm down! Baby! Jiang Cheng, who pulled himself down from the wall and came behind Jiubingwei and A Miao, hurriedly defended, I definitely didn't mean it! I was already under the influence of the love potion when I found them. I'm in a state! I really have no choice but to take them with me! I definitely don't have any ulterior motives! Rather than letting them fall into that kind of danger, it would be safer for them to follow me first, right?

As he said that, Jiang Cheng put his hands on the shoulders of Jiubingwei and A Miao very familiarly, and raised his eyebrows slightly at the same time, Besides, A Miao is a man, how could I be interested in men? What's more, there's Kyubei... I can't tell whether it's a man or a woman. Would I attack such a person? At least after a physical examination, right? Right? Babies?

Who is a man?! Who wants to be examined by you!!

A Miao and Jiu Bingwei roared and worked together to throw Jiang Cheng on his back and slam him out.

Ugh! Jiang Cheng screamed and at the same time, his head was smashed into the road.

Yue Yong was also shocked and said incredulously: You...didn't you take the love potion and fall in love with this scum?

Don't be ridiculous, Lord Yue Yong, how could I be deceived by such a beast saying the eye patch looks very cute or something like that.

Yes, it would be better to be deceived by such a scum than to be eaten by a real beast.

But just now, both of your eyes were heart-shaped. Why are you both closing your eyes now? Hello...

How...how is this possible! A Miao quickly turned her back and defended in a low voice: You must have seen it wrong! Right? Xiaojiu!

Ah! It must be because I wanted to eat heart-shaped potato chips just now. Kubei, who also turned his back, said quietly.

That's not the problem!

Besides, eyes have become heart-shaped these days, and it's not like the romantic comedies of the Jomon period. A Miao turned around and said with her right hand against her cheek.

At the same time, Jiubeyi also turned around and nodded with his hands folded.

Looking at Miao's two 3D heart-shaped eyes, Yue Yong instantly complained: No, you have become the latest type, already 3D! By the way, Kyubei, you just turned your eyepatch into a heart shape. It’s just potato chips! Don’t lie to yourself, you’ve also smelled the love potion, right?”

I didn't smell it, I didn't smell it! A Miao defended loudly, And to say the least, even if I smelled it, I wouldn't be interested in this kind of loser!

That's right! We're not interested at all in being able to become the number one female lead! Kubei quickly agreed, We just feel that we can't leave this guy alone!

Relax... don't worry. At this time, Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, with no visible expression on his lowered face, I'm awake. Thanks to what you did just now, I'm completely awake. . I’m really sorry for doing so many rude things to you...

Huh? Has the effect of the medicine worn off? Yue Yong was stunned.

Ah, it's completely over. It doesn't matter anymore. I won't do anything to women casually anymore. Jiang Cheng continued slowly, but then he raised his head with a smile on his face and raised his index finger. , Sure enough, Oppai and buttocks don't matter anymore. The most important thing is the tear mole under my eyes. Sure enough, that one is Segao!

You just awakened some new XP! Yue Yong's eyes were filled with blue veins, and she was scratching her neck and spitting loudly, By the way, why is that medicine aimed at your XP! And... Ah Miao, Kyubei, didn’t you say you’re not interested in this idiot?! Why do you put tear marks on your face! How afraid are you of being abandoned?”

Anyway, I already understand, at least I have to do this. As he said that, Jiubingwei added an iron chastity belt to Jiang Cheng. The chastity belt was also connected with an iron chain. At the end of the iron chain, A huge solid iron ball, If we don't do this, those women with tear moles in Yoshihara will be in danger!

You are the one in danger! How worried are you that other women will attack him! Yue Yong complained again.

I told you it's not like that anymore! Jiubei defended with his mouth bulging.

What's going on with you? Didn't the eyes turn into heart shapes in the previous chapters? That one must be heart-shaped, right? A Miao also said.

That...that's just because I want to eat Genji pie!

What's the difference between that and heart-shaped potato chips? A Miao asked.

“My heart is bigger than a heart-shaped potato chip!”

So what? Does it mean you love more?