Maybe a Fake Gintama

On a hot summer day, against the backdrop of the endless chirping of cicadas, the steaming iron-like ground somehow adds to the feeling of warmth.

The small shadow under the eaves seems to have become the last safe zone, and the dividing line between light and darkness has naturally become something untouchable by human beings.

——You might die if you step out.

On the empty streets, only a few shops are still half-open, but...the shop owners are mostly in a semi-zombie state - lying on the counter, blowing the electric fan, without any motivation, half-lidded eyes, or A deep sleep.

By the way, I forgot to mention that.

Today is the third day of social practice for the little devils brought by Songyang.

It's so hot... Ginta, the kid with naturally curly silver hair, let out a cry of despair, with nothing but sweat on his small face.

Huh! Gao Wu, the second boy with the purple goggles, snorted, but the next moment he retracted his foot that he had just wanted to step into under the scorching sun, and showed a look of resentment: Damn it! This is so hot. The abnormal weather is definitely a conspiracy of the Dark Dragon Association! They want to completely eliminate me, the biggest threat to them! How can I fix it! The hateful Dark Dragon!!

What is the Dark Dragon? The orange-haired boy wearing a fashionable short-sleeved shirt and shorts - Yanagi Issei - looked at Takaya with disgust.

Gao Wu's interest suddenly rose, and he quickly replied: Yicheng, in fact, the Dark Dragon Society is an underground secret society that destroyed the human civilization on the earth 30 million years ago! And they were actually the same people 60 million years ago. The ultimate evil organization that destroyed the last human civilization...

That's enough. Stop it quickly. I'm not interested. Issei waved his hand impatiently and interrupted Takaya, By the way, the settings you made up in your head are really amazing.

It's not just imagination! It's true! Takaya retorted, My eye and the seal on my arm are proof! In order to get rid of me, the thorn in their side - the guardian of mankind, they gave birth to me when I was born. You engraved something like this on me! It’s really… abominable!”

Damn you, you are so big, Issei complained with narrowed eyes, By the way, why did I turn you into a chuunibyou just to get rid of you? If it were me, I would have killed you as early as when you were born.

Huh! Gao Wu laughed, folded his hands and closed his eyes and replied: Of course they want to do this kind of thing... but it's useless! I have the blessings of gods, angels and Jingling! Apart from them, The curse can't do anything! And their curse is to implant this pure evil eye into my left eye, hoping that it will corrode my spirit bit by bit, and this right arm, they are inside Sealed the most evil evil god of their association! Thanks to the angels who sacrificed the entire angel family to create such an eyepatch with sealing power, I was not swallowed by the darkness! And the bandage wrapped around my arm is actually the Holy Spirit. Part of Martin’s Holy Cloth! Its function is also to help me resist the invasion of the dark atmosphere! But despite this, when night comes, my left eye and right arm still can’t help but feel a dull pain. Darkness always comes. The commotion started...

Okay, thank you for your hard work. Yi Cheng put his cell phone into his trouser pocket.

Why?

Yi Cheng turned into a different person, grinning with an extremely sinister and treacherous smile, and said: Gao Wu, if you don't want me to spread this dark history to the Galaxy Internet, just buy me drinks and popsicles.

Issei, you...!

In the end, Gao Wu went to the small shop on the side to buy soda and popsicles for Yi Cheng.

…

Huh~ Yi Cheng let out a sigh of relief after taking half a can of iced drink in one breath, but then he sighed again, In just three days, all the pocket money I brought from home was spent, and there was nothing left. What are we going to do next month?”

I've said it many times, 10%, money should be spent in a planned way. The boy with glasses on the side - Hashira Kogoro pushed up the thick bottle-bottom glasses on the bridge of his nose.

I just bought what was necessary.

Is that the collector's edition of the People O special issue you're hiding in your arms? Issei rolled his eyes and curled his lips to complain. He waved his hand before Zhu could refute and continued, That's enough. I've heard enough of your explanation. There are more. Anyway, just remember to lend it to me when you get back. And...

As he said that, Issei looked at the man who had kept his expression unchanged and had not moved for an hour under the harsh sunlight. He had been observing a few wanderers who were lazily taking a nap under the eaves. Katsura for cats.

...Don't you think that Teacher Songyang's former student who claimed to be the best student is a big problem? Do we really need to participate in social practice with him? By the way...our pocket money is spent so quickly because of this person Right? Do you still remember why we were taken to the police station yesterday? It was because that person took us to eat at Bawang Dinner without paying the bill! In the end, we had to collect the money together! He didn’t have a penny on him, and he was at the police station You’re so confident! I really can’t see what’s so good about a disciple like this!”

No, I can't say that completely. Zhu shook his head, I always feel that there is something worthy of approval in Mr. Gui.

Shut up, you guy who spent all your money to buy a wife special issue! You didn't even pay a penny yesterday! Ah! Enough is enough! I want to go back! I really want to go back! But if I think about it carefully, I won't even go back My travel expenses are gone! By the way, where did the teacher go?

Hmph! It's another conspiracy of the Dark Dragon Association! Damn it!

Shut up, too! Issei continued angrily, but the next moment he suddenly discovered that the half-can of drinks and popsicles in his hand had somehow ended up in Ginta's hands. At this time, not a sip of the drink was left, and The popsicle was also stuffed into Ginta's mouth.

You guy! Yicheng gritted his teeth and rushed forward. The guy who didn't pay a penny yesterday is here to steal my water at this time! Go to hell!

Really, you are really stingy, Issei. Ginta looked disapproving, then took out the popsicle in his mouth and handed it to Issei, Give it back to you.

Can you still eat it?! It's so disgusting! Buy me another one! Gaowu!

Hey?! Why me! Gao Wu was surprised.

If you don't want to go, I'll upload what you just said to the Galaxy Network.

Enough is enough! You have been trained by the Dark Dragon Society as a spy since you were a child! Takaya clenched his fists and yelled angrily, and at the same time he rushed towards Issei, Give me the smartphone you use to contact the Dark Dragon Society. Hand it over!

It's over! Partner of justice! This time I will completely cure your chuunibyou! Ah! Ginta! You despicable guy actually joined forces with Takaya!

Looking at the three classmates making a fuss on the side, Zhu shook his head helplessly and sighed.

You will get hotter and hotter if you do this. Only by calming down can you achieve a state of calmness and natural cooling.

Yicheng cursed: Shut up! Your heart is not at peace at all! You little brat!

The next moment, Zhu was also pulled into a small team battle.

At this time, there was a clear difference from the four noisy little boys. The only girl among the five students was sitting quietly under the eaves, wearing a white skirt and glasses, but she did not look tacky. , but it adds a bit of softness. There is a tear mole under the corner of her right eye. Meiyou, who has fair skin and cute appearance, is engrossed in writing something in a notebook.

————Contents in the book————

... Glancing at Cheng in front of him casually and lazily, Yin casually stuffed the popsicle he had just taken a bite into Cheng's mouth, who was still having the popsicle taken away.

Give it back to you. Silver said casually.

Character setting: Yin, a student at the same school as Cheng, is a gangster and problem student in the school, but even so, he still has his own principles in doing things. Likes to be alone, likes sweets, and likes...the people in front of me.

Looking at Cheng who was stunned in front of him, Yin's eyes full of laziness and casualness flashed a touch of gentleness that was not easy to detect.

I can’t remember clearly. I forgot when I started to care more and more about this classmate, that stubborn figure who was much shorter than me...

What are you doing! You must have eaten this! It's so disgusting!

Cheng blushed and shouted through gritted teeth.

Character setting: Cheng, a male student who is very popular among girls in school because of his outstanding appearance, is in the same class as Yin. But he is not good at studying, and his grades are at the bottom like Yin. His character is unexpectedly unyielding.

At this time, Gao from the side came over, reached out and took the popsicle in Cheng's hand, looking at Cheng with tenderness on his face.

It's okay. I just got my pocket money today. I'll buy you another one.

Role setting: Gao, the study committee member in the class next door. His gentle personality and willingness to help anyone who is needed make him very popular among his peers. The achievement was because he asked Gao to give him tutoring once, and the two gradually became familiar with each other. The two would study in the classroom after school every day and take the train home together. Over time, the two became good friends, but Cheng didn't know that Gao, in getting along with him, was attracted by his clumsy but unwilling to admit defeat and fell deeper and deeper into it...

Hey, what are you doing?

Yin blocked Gao's way. Yin, who was several centimeters taller than Gao, stared straight into Gao's eyes.

Gao replied without fear: I won't do anything, just because this is dirty.

Where is it dirty?

Everywhere is dirty.

Yin did not expect that Gao, who had been a neighbor since childhood and had not interacted with each other much but had always been good-tempered and would not refuse others, would not give in at such a time!

Really? Is it dirty? Yin said casually, reaching out to take the popsicle in Master's hand. It's okay. I don't mind it being dirty. It's a waste to throw it away. Why don't you give it to me.

Looking at Yin who was chewing a popsicle with a relaxed expression on his face, Gao's hands gradually clenched, and he kissed her... indirectly... from time to time! !

Cheng, who had just finished rinsing his mouth, looked at Yin angrily with his hands on his hips and said, I tell you, do less of this kind of thing so that you won't be hated and isolated by everyone.

Cheng, I... Gao looked at the half bottle of mineral water that Cheng had just put on the desk, I'm a little thirsty, can I take a sip of your water? I forgot it.

It's okay, after all, we are all men. But you don't mind it...

Hearing the sound, Gao naturally picked up the mineral water on the side, but this scene once again angered Yin.

You just hated the popsicles I ate.

Of course! Because the situation is completely different! Cheng retorted.

No, in my opinion they are exactly the same! As he said that, Yin took a step forward and Dangzhi reached out and pinched Cheng's chin.

At this time, Gao Ye reacted and hurriedly tried to stop him, but it was too late, Yin had already moved forward.

But... at the last moment, along with the thumping of footsteps, a certain boy's joyful voice came.

Brother! The tiger-toothed boy wearing glasses, who was ten centimeters shorter than Cheng and carrying a backpack, rushed over and ran into Cheng's arms with a look of joy on his face.

School is over already, Mu. Cheng reached out and rubbed the boy's hair.

Go home, brother. Mom said she would cook a lot of delicious food to welcome dad after his business trip today.

Character setting: Mu, Cheng’s adoptive brother, is one year younger than Cheng. When he was six years old, he entered Cheng's family due to his mother's remarriage and became Cheng's younger brother.

I have a longing for this brother who has always taken care of me since I was a child...

Cut! Both Yin and Gao felt a cry in their hearts at this moment.

Gao said, How long are you brothers going to hug each other? It's time to let go, right? You are already high school students. If such a scene is seen by some people who don't know your relationship, you may be criticized.

That's right. Silver rarely stood on the same front as Gao.

My brother and I are family members. Hugging between family members is normal, right? Mu raised his head and showed a cute smile, but the cunning flash in his eyes was noticed by Yin and Gao at the same time.

This brat! Yin and Gao once again cursed in their hearts at the same time.

The mental activity of Mu, who was enjoying Cheng's embrace and the caress of the hand on his head, was completely different from the well-behaved face.

——Brother is mine! I will never give up my brother to anyone!

————End of Chapter 1————

Meiyou, who had written so much in one breath, exhaled gently, her face full of some unfinished thoughts.

I don’t know since when, looking at the noisy four people, Meiyou couldn’t control her hands and would always write some weird articles.

Why exactly? Meiyou didn't know, she didn't even know what she was writing. She was just controlled by the desire to create, and she didn't come back to her senses until she finished writing.

I wrote so many strange things while unconscious again...

The girl sighed leisurely, and then she was about to tear off the paper from the notebook and throw it into a ball, but at this moment, a strange girl's voice suddenly sounded from behind Meiyou.

The writing is pretty good. I'm looking forward to the next development.

Meiyou turned around and looked at the doll-headed girl wearing a miko costume behind her, tilted her head and made a confused sound.

Huh? You said the writing was pretty good...

I see, it seems you haven't really gotten started yet. The girl, A Guo, smiled softly, reached out and took out a BL fanfiction book she just bought from the comic exhibition, Anyway, after reading this , maybe you can get started.

this is…

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing your works in the future, A Guo stood up and quietly left in a certain direction.

No, you...

Shh... A Guo turned around and made a silent gesture, I sneaked out while my mother-in-law was not paying attention. See you again~ Also, I actually bought two copies of that comic, and that one is gave it to you.

No, that's me...

Meiyou wanted to say something more, but the strange girl had already walked away.

Looking at the two handsome guys with a beautiful style painted on the cover in her hand, Meiyou suddenly felt that this style of painting... was exactly the same as the style of the picture that came to her mind when she couldn't control herself when writing!

Gudu…

Meiyou swallowed, and then carefully opened the first page.

Snapped!

After taking a quick glance, Meiyou blushed and closed the comic again, but after less than three seconds, driven by some instinct, she couldn't help but open the comic.

From the beginning, the strange switch in the girl's heart that could never be closed was finally completely turned on!

The door that always showed a gap leading to an unknown realm was finally completely opened!

There is a bright light in front of the girl!

The girl who opened the door finally stopped resisting and was able to become one with her true self!

Gintai and the others who are still making a fuss do not know the seriousness of the problem at this time, nor do they know how one day their image will appear in what comics and how many people will see it...

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