Maybe a Fake Gintama

(It’s still an anti-theft stamp, and the content will be switched in the early morning. New Year’s Eve entertainment...)

(This is still a sneak peek of an unreleased new book. In addition, the Monk Story book is not ready to be put on the shelves, but it will be finished. I will finish all the pitfalls I have filled in, so don’t worry.)

Chapter 3: Main mission.

elder brother?

Looking at Shinji who stopped and looked at the window, Sakura also stopped and gave a tentative shout.

Shen Er looked at the window of the jewelry store with indifferent eyes and said coldly: Go inside and pick one you like.

...

Sakura, who was holding a white bunny doll in her arms, still followed Shenji silently with her head lowered.

Thanks...

Before Sakura could finish speaking, Shinji spoke, and interrupted Sakura with indifferent words: It's just because I am the eldest son of the Matou family, and I don't want to be known that the eldest son of the Matou family can't even remember his sister's birthday. , it will embarrass the Matou family.

Oh...right...

Sakura softly apologized timidly, but before the last word could be uttered, she heard Shinji grit his teeth and saw the clenched fists that stopped his throat. There was silence for once.

For Sakura, who has experienced inhuman torture that ordinary people can't even imagine at the age of nine, in recent years, the fact that the only brother in the family who once felt a little warm began to hate herself is simply adding insult to injury. This undoubtedly increased Sakura's despair.

But despite this, Sakura still couldn't dislike her nominal brother, even though he was extremely cold and always threw the most disgusting desserts to her like garbage.

But at any rate, it was one of the few normal foods that he could eat that was not poisonous.

There is also no lack of birthday gifts every year. Sakura often comforts herself that this brother still cares about her. But the cold eyes that gradually showed jealousy always broke the girl's heart time and time again.

And his completely different attitude towards others and towards himself also stimulated Sakura's heart again and again.

Although he always skipped classes, his brother, who was first in school and first in sports, was humble, courteous, talkative, and even humorous to everyone around him from time to time, but he remained extremely indifferent to himself.

Even when he saw me at school, he basically ignored him and never said too much.

...I probably really am a person who is not liked by anyone.

Shinji would never have guessed Sakura's inner feelings, and he would never have imagined that while he would intensify Sakura's inner despair, it would also lay the foundation for Sakura to have some kind of twisted emotion towards him in the future.

Even without Shinji, the instigator, knowing or noticing, even the plot began to seriously deviate from the original development of FSN...

Shen Er's idea is very simple. Now he should survive in the most common sense way and then develop. As for other things, he has to wait until he grows up.

The pale moonlight and the old dim street lamps that flickered on and off due to poor contact added a bit of coldness to the already gloomy Matou family courtyard.

Shinji, who had just returned home, saw the middle-aged man waiting in the living room - his cheap dad in this life, Matou Tsuruno, and the man sitting on the sofa wearing ultramarine blue and dark gray with a cane. The bald old man in a kimono, with limbs as skinny as a mummy, slender eyes exposed from the deep-set eye sockets, and a stooped body showing a slight hunchback. When his own cheap grandfather Matou was doing the inkstone, his eyes instantly showed a bit of hope. .

Grandpa! Dad, I...

Before Shinji could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Matou Tsuruno.

Sakura, come here. Shinji, please go back to your room.

At the same time, Zouken also stood up from the sofa, but he didn't even look at Shinji from the beginning to the end. His eyes were always locked on Sakura behind Shinji.

Shinji, who clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth and lowered his head, hiding his expression in the shadows.

It feels... very much like the same thing.

After the two of them left with Sakura, Shinji still didn't loosen his fist.

...

In the room, Shinji was lying on his big bed and marveled at his acting skills just now. If this had been left to his previous life, it would have been a proper Oscar.

System, Shen Er whispered in his heart.

[Grandpa is here. 】

groove! You're taking advantage of yourself! Shinji cursed secretly. Then start looking at the system panel.

The entire system panel is mainly divided into the taskbar and the points mall. The points mall is not open for the time being because Shenji's cultivation level is still very weak and the permissions are insufficient.

Currently, only the task panel is open.

The task panel is mainly divided into daily tasks, main tasks, ordinary tasks and strategy tasks. Complete tasks to get some rewards.

Daily tasks are the simplest, just like today's training tasks, and the rewards are usually just a few spiritual energy.

There are no normal tasks for the time being, maybe because there are no events.

There are two main tasks.

[Main mission 1: Complete the redemption of Matou Zōyan (Maqiri Zolgen) within ten years. Difficulty: SSS]

[Tip: The best redemption for him is to remind him of everything he has forgotten and send him on his way without regrets. mission rewards:???】

[Mission progress: 0.01%, remaining time: seven years (grandson, please work hard! It is urgent to save Alzheimer’s disease!)]

Shen Er was a little angry when he saw this mission. At the beginning, he didn't ask himself to redeem Lord Chong, but directly named him by name and told him to kill him within ten years!

The conversation I had with the system at that time was probably like this——

Dog System: Kill someone for me within ten years.

Shen Er: Marrow Cleansing Pill + Heart Method + Meridian Map + 200 drops of highly concentrated spiritual energy liquid required for practice.

Dog System: Take it, this is the fixed amount (Marrow Cleansing Pill + Heart Method + Meridian Map)

Shenji (picked it up, checked it and put it away): System, who do you want to kill?

Dog system: The head of one of the three royal families, the Matou family - Matou Zangyan!

Shinji (scared): Who? ! System, don’t you know he is my grandfather?

Dog System: Do you still care about this?

Shenji: System, you have misunderstood. This person is my blood relative and elder relative!

Dog system:......

Shenji: You have to pay more.

So after all this wrangling, the main mission also changed from [Result Matou Zoukstone within ten years] to [Redeem Matou Zoukstone within ten years].

The money is not increased at all! The mission has not changed at all except for the new wording!

This dog system still knows how to play!

Next is the second main mission.

[Main mission two: Completely destroy and eliminate the Holy Grail system. Difficulty: SSSS]

[Reminder: The Fifth Holy Grail War, underground spiritual veins, Einzbern factory, Holy Grail system. mission rewards:???? 】

[Mission progress: 0.003%, remaining time: seven years]

These tasks are really more perverted than the last. Shenji sighed. He can only do some daily tasks to exchange a little bit of spiritual energy. He wants to do these in the next Holy Grail War - the fifth Holy Grail War seven years later. The thing is basically just a dream.

but...

[Sun Tzu, this is all a test for you. I believe you can accomplish it, so the rewards I set for you are the highest risk! As long as you complete the task, the rewards will definitely exceed your imagination!

But the relative risk is a little bit, that is, there is a 90% chance of becoming a vegetative state after failure. However, I believe that as a member of my bloodline, there is absolutely no possibility of your mission failing. Come on, Ollie. 】

Shinji:...I am XXX!

[Strategy mission:]

[Strategy target: Matou Sakura. Progress (favorability): 25%]

[Strategy target: Tohsaka Rin. Progress (favorability): 15%]

After turning to the second target, Shenji stopped and asked the system doubtfully: Why did Rin's progress suddenly increase by 5 points? Aren't the initial values ​​​​all 10? I've never seen her before.

[Grandpa doesn’t know. 】

Shinji was immediately furious: Trouble! You've had enough! How much have you taken advantage of me in the past three years? It’s not over, right?

[How to talk to grandpa? 】

Fuck XX! No more fun! A vegetative person is a vegetative person!

[Even if you become a vegetative state, there is no way to untie it. Grandson, you can still hear my voice. 】

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

The collapsed Shinji jumped out of bed in an instant, waving the pillow and started smashing the bed, letting go of the hatred in his heart!

Coincidentally, Matou Tsuruno, who had just finished assisting at this time, passed by the door of his son's room. After hearing the sound of Shinji's smashing and the uninterrupted gnashing of teeth, he shook his head and sighed softly.

Just forget it if you don’t have a magic circuit. Why don’t you give up as soon as possible and inherit the family fortune with yourself?

Why risk your life?

This stupid son really doesn't follow him at all.

...

After venting for quite a while but to no avail, Shenji finally decided to go out for some air. However, as soon as he opened the door, Shenji saw Sakura standing at the door holding a bunny doll with a vacant look on her face.

About...it has been destroyed again and again.

It's really heartbreaking to feel distressed. After all, I am also a mature adult with a mature mind, and I really can't stand abusing children.

Many times Shinji wanted to yell outright.

——This is not how Loli plays!

You should put her in a cute little skirt, dress her up beautifully, and make her smell good, that's right!

Of course, I only dare to think about it in my heart.

elder brother...

Huh? Shenji frowned, a bit of displeasure clearly showing on his face.

Good night...

Sakura bowed, then turned around and left slowly while holding the bunny doll.

It wasn't until Sakura returned to her room and closed the door that Shinji made any move.

Boom!

What is this! Showing off?! Damn it! Shenji gritted his teeth.

Of course, this is all just pretending. After all, Mr. Chong is really from God’s perspective. It would be terrible if his secret is revealed. You have to do the whole thing for a show.

Be careful and cautious, be cautious and cautious.

...

Although Shinji, who was running at night, always had a disgusted and resentful expression on his face, the face of Sakura just now flashed through his mind from time to time.

That was—a look of despair that no longer desired any salvation, and was probably resigned to fate.

Among the three world lines, only Shirou, the protagonist of the HF line, is the one who brings salvation to this poor girl. Sakura, who doesn't have much role in the other two lines, only shows her face in the ending. As for Sakura's future in these two lines, , Shenji doesn’t know, but it must not be too good.

Shenji was really powerless at this time, he just hoped that the girl could persist until the moment he completed the main mission.

Anyway...

Tokiomi! Climb out with your black iron and porcelain pot on your back!

...

Time flies, time flies.

Two and a half years flew by.

Shenji, who has entered the first year of junior high school, is still the same as before. He skips classes, exercises for daily tasks, and then practices.

There is also something different from the original work that Shinji feels happy about.

That is

——My height has almost reached the height of Erye’s set, only seven centimeters short. It is estimated that he can surpass the second master before he enters high school!

To borrow the words of a teacher, he is a handsome top student who loves skipping classes and has an unexpectedly good personality and popularity!

Although he does act weird sometimes.

For example - I went to the wrong school on the day I entered junior high school, and I confessed to a new student at the gate of another school, only to be rejected and punished.

Another example is that I don’t feel embarrassed at all when I wear those unique pink swimming trunks with cute anime girls printed on them during swimming lessons.

In October, the cultural festival comes.

As a famous person who skipped no less than sixty days of classes (more than half of the time) after entering junior high school for half a year, Shinji was blocked by his homeroom teacher during the school break the day before the cultural festival.

Seeing a stern-faced woman in her mid-twenties wearing a purple professional suit blocking the door of the classroom with her hands folded and a dark face staring directly at him, Shenji brushed his hair from his forehead.

Alala~Teacher Ikuko, actually I am not unacceptable to this kind of forbidden relationship, but can you give me a little more time? I will deduct points for blocking students during school hours~

Ignoring Shenji's tricks, Shenji's class teacher, a female teacher named Ikuko, said with a serious expression: Matou-san, do you still remember how many times you have been to school since you entered high school?

Teacher, are you thinking of me all the time?

Shen Er showed a look of surprise, then frowned and turned away, showing a bit of unbearability: I'm really sorry, teacher, I didn't notice your serious intention. I will consider it carefully and reply to you. See you tomorrow...no, the day after tomorrow...the day after tomorrow.

Ikuko didn't give Shenji a chance to escape. She instantly grabbed the back collar of Shenji who was about to cross her. After adjusting the glasses on the bridge of her nose, she turned around and pulled Shenji towards her office.

Teacher, where are you taking me to? Shenji finally became serious and asked helplessly.

Grades don't represent everything! Matou! Your absence problem is really serious! The student union has come to me more than once! Let's have a good chat today! If this continues, the teacher will have to call your parents coming!

Hearing the sound, Shenji sighed and said: Teacher, if you can call my parents here, I will really promise you not to be absent from school anymore. But it shouldn't be possible... they don't care about me that much.

...

When Shinji came out of the teacher's office, it was completely dark.

In the dim corridor, Shenji rested his hands on his head and walked toward the stairs not far away in boredom. As for the conversation the homeroom teacher had just made, most of it went in one ear and out the other, and he didn't remember a single word.

Shen Er walked towards the corner of the stairs while checking the system panel. After two and a half years of desperately accumulating daily tasks and personal practice day and night, Shen Er finally broke through the realm of the alchemist and stepped into the realm of condensation. The realm of soul.

The levels of alchemists are roughly divided into Qi, Soul Condensation, Soul Forging, Nian Fusion, Spirit Gathering, River Transformation, Mountains and Seas, Sun and Moon, Daoming, and Tongyu.

Each realm is divided into different specific small realms. Every time you advance to a small realm, there will be a qualitative leap. For example, condensing the soul means condensing the three souls, and forging the soul means hammering the seven souls.

According to Gou System, if you want to completely save Zang Yan, you need at least the Taoxing of Rong Bai Nian (approximately equivalent to the introduction of Rong Nian), but Shen Er feels that he wants to make an unknown leap from the early stage of Soul Condensation in more than four years. If a small realm reaches the level of integrating hundreds of thoughts, it is simply a dream.

Shinji, who was always cautious in fear of being discovered as having never used his power, didn't realize it yet.

Perhaps the magic and magic in this world were regarded as Cthulhu-like things in the original world, but what I have learned is the real Cthulhu for the current world, or in other words - from the ancient and Mysterious Eastern nightmare...

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that Shinji can’t dream either.

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