My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Ying Lili = Tsundere

“Although I am very grateful to you for helping me out, you can let go.”

Walking out of the bookstore, Ying Lili said out of breath.

Su Jie is still holding Ying Lili’s palm. Hearing this, he let go of his hand and said, “This is a natural reaction. Aren’t you worried that you will get separated?”

“I’m not a child, how could I get lost? What do you mean!”

“Really?” Su Jie laughed maliciously, pointed at Ying Lili’s chest, and said with a smirk, “But she doesn’t look like an adult either.”

Swish!

Ying Lili’s face was dyed pink, and she stepped on Su Jie in shame and annoyance, showing her cute little canine teeth, and slapped Su Jie with her double ponytail stunt.

“So… So… What kind of dirty thoughts and idiot values ​​do you hide? It has nothing to do with whether you are an adult or not.”

With his hands busy defending, Su Jie hurriedly begged for mercy: “Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong. Your Excellency refers to the maturity of the mind, not the physical one. I am guilty of the mistake.”

“I can’t hear the sincerity. You’re still calling me small in disguise, right? Don’t think I can’t hear it.”

“Why do we have to worry about this? Poor milk is also a rare resource, and it is a key protection object.”

“Rare? This word is definitely full of malice. You are insinuating that other people have normal development, and I am the only one with poor breasts, right?”

“Your brain circuit is different from ordinary people. Those with poor breasts and elementary school students are the best.”

“So you are Lolicon, Uncle Policeman, that’s who you are.”

“…”

After some bickering and exchanges, Su Jie and Ying Lili got to know each other for the first time, and they also saw Ying Lili’s arrogant nature. They said no, but their bodies were very honest…cough cough, what they said and what they said in their hearts Think just the opposite.

“It’s noon, I’ll invite you to dinner as a thank you for helping me just now.”

It was already noon at this time, and both of them felt hungry when they were talking, Ying Lili suggested.

“Then please go to the maid coffee shop by all means. I haven’t been there yet when I grow up.”

“I’m lying, you look like an otaku and a veteran who has fought for many years. It’s impossible that you haven’t been to a maid coffee shop.”

Ying Lili rolled her eyes, but she still chose a nearby maid coffee shop.

“My lord, welcome back.” Two lovely maids stood at the door of the store, making cat-like soft voices, leading Su Jie and Ying Lili into the store to sit down.

“Master wants to eat something. We have a set meal for couples here. Would you like to have one?”

The maid came over with the menu and said with a sweet smile.

“Wait…wait a minute, we’re just friends, not a couple.”

Ying Lili’s face flushed slightly, apparently being misunderstood by the maid made her a little embarrassed.

“Hey, aren’t they really a couple?” The maid tilted her head and glanced at Su Jie and Ying Lili, obviously not believing what Ying Lili said.

“Let’s come to the couple’s package.”

Su Jie spoke, and the maid nodded: Master, please wait a moment, the food will be served soon.

After the maid went down, Ying Lili stared at Su Jie murderously.

“You, you, what did you say just now, it will make others misunderstand, okay? I’m going to kill someone.”

“Alright, I won’t do it next time. I just don’t want to embarrass the little girl. You see, being a maid is not easy!”

Su Jie spread his hands, Ying Lili was furious, but Su Jie’s cell phone rang suddenly.

【Where are you? Received a reply, I have something to find you! 】Su Jie turned on the phone and saw that it was a text message from his sister Tong Nai.

[I’m outside, what’s the matter. 】Su Jie typed back a text message.

“What’s up? “Ying Lili glanced at Su Jie’s phone.

“No!” Su Jie shook his head.

Ding ding! The phone rang again.

[Come back, speed! 】Looking at the content of the text message, the corner of Su Jie’s mouth twitched, as if he could see Tong Nao’s unquestionable expression across countless streets.

【No time, I can’t leave here! ] After answering this text message, the phone was quiet for half a minute, and then a series of text messages came back.

【What do you mean no time? What did you do? 】

[I’ll give you five minutes to come back. 】

[If you dare to be late, you know the consequences. 】

[I have urgent business with you here, and I need your help. 】

【I will give you one chance, if you…】

…

Facing the non-stop ringing mobile phone, Su Jie directly chose to turn it off, and the whole world became quiet in an instant.

“If you have something urgent, then I won’t delay you.”

Seeing Su Jie frowned, Ying Lili thought that Su Jie really had something urgent.

“My sister at home is just restless, it’s okay!”

Su Jie stuffed the phone back into his pocket. Thinking of that bad-tempered sister made his brain ache.

“Master, your couple’s package is here. I wish you forever! Happy forever.” The maid brought up the couple’s package with a comfortable smile on her face, and also presented Su Jie and Ying Lili with a candle in the shape of a heart.

Ying Lili’s little face was red again, a pair of small canine teeth were exposed viciously, and she kept rolling her eyes at Su Jie.

“By the way, are the two masters interested in participating in the couple’s adventure held in our store? The winner will have a generous prize.”

The maid smiled sweetly. Seeing Su Jie and Ying Lili looked puzzled, she explained: “This is a competition organized by our store to give back to consumers. Only male and female couples can participate in teams. The first winner can Free of charge, there are also limited edition precious figures, game discs and comic books as gifts.”

Speaking of which, the maid also pointed to a space that was being cleaned up at the back of the shop. Inside a transparent glass counter, there were many exquisite figures and game comics.

“It’s the model of King Kassapa, and the model of Kami, the sky spirit. They’re so beautiful.”

Ying Lili’s eyes were shining brightly, and she stared at the models without blinking, looking very fond of them.

Speaking of which, Eriri is also a member of the otaku. She loves these anime and game figures, otherwise she wouldn’t be drawing 18 forbidden doujin manga. She must be interested in doing it.

“King Kassapa is a limited edition figure. There will be no more than 50 pieces sold worldwide, and only the first prize will be awarded!” The maid explained with a smile on her side.

Su Jie didn’t feel anything about it, because it was only a few days after traveling, and he hadn’t had much contact with the ACG culture of this world, so he didn’t know much about these figures based on animation games, so he wouldn’t be interested.

“Then two, our couple’s big adventure will start in an hour and a half. Will you two participate?”

“Forget it, we won’t participate…” Su Jie thought of Ying Lili’s blushing just now, and she blushed like that when she was presented with a couple’s set meal. If she wants to participate in this event that only couples can do, she must have a fever Die!

But before Su Jie finished speaking, Ying Lili interrupted him: “Wait, we are participating in this event.”

“Hey, why participate? Ying Lili, you are right!” Su Jie almost didn’t spit out a mouthful of water. This is not in line with Ying Lili’s character!

“King Kasyapa figure! I wanted to collect it for a long time, but I never had a chance. This time, I can’t let it go. It’s cheap for you. Let’s pretend to be a couple and get the first place. It’s just pretending. Can you Don’t get me wrong.”

Ying Lili poked her head into Su Jie’s ear and said, her pretty face flushed slightly.

“Can I not misunderstand this?” Su Jie complained in his heart.

The maid girl received the reply and signed up for Su Jieying and Lili.

It wasn’t until this time that Su Jie noticed that there were basically male and female couples in the maid cafe. It seemed that they all came here to participate in this event.