My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Kirino disguised as a man

“Tong Nai, didn’t you agree that your brother will accompany you? What’s going on!”

On the streets of Akihabara, a slender girl with a delicate appearance and long black hair complained.

She was wearing a light blue tube top dress and a cute and delicate lace jacket on her upper body, which gave off a cool and elegant feeling.

“Don’t mention that guy to me. He dared to turn off the phone for me. When I come back tonight, I have to…”

A young man with a delicate and delicate face answered, wearing a small blue and white casual suit, a beret on his head, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses covering most of his face.

“Then can you explain why I have to be your girlfriend? You don’t have any other ideas, do you?”

“Hey, Ayase, you are my best friend. Today’s event in that maid cafe requires couples to participate, well! I don’t know who thought of the rules, but I don’t care anyway, the event prizes are very important to me. Da, you see that I have made such a big sacrifice to dress up as a man, you won’t ignore me, will you?”

“You know that I hate otaku stuff, but since it’s your good friend who came out, then I’ll be reluctant… Treat me to a big meal after winning the championship.”

“Kao Garden Restaurant, then it’s a deal.”

“The maid coffee shop is here, let’s go in quicklySign up, there’s not much time left to start the event. ”

“Slow down, slow down, don’t make me run so fast, your boyfriend is too incompetent to act.”

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In the maid coffee shop, Su Jie and Ying Lili had already finished their meal, and it was almost time for the activities to start.

About dozens of couples came here to participate in this event, and there were also a group of single dogs watching. It was quite lively.

“There are still ten minutes until the event starts. Couples who haven’t registered yet should hurry up!” The middle-aged store manager greeted at the door with a loudspeaker, and several maids were in charge of distributing leaflets. To a certain extent, it can start the reputation of the maid coffee shop.

“Wait, we’re going to participate.” A crisp shout came, and the voice seemed a little weird, as if it was deliberately lowering its voice.

Su Jie was sitting near the window in the store, and he could just see what was happening at the door through the transparent glass wall. Hearing this voice, he felt familiar, and couldn’t help turning his head to take a look.

This is amazing!

Su Jie actually saw his younger sister, Tong Nai. Although Tong Nai is now wearing a small suit, her blond hair is stuffed into a beret, and even her face is covered with black-rimmed glasses, she is a brother and sister who have lived together for more than ten years. , Su Jie inherited the memory of his predecessor, and it is impossible to admit his mistake.

That guy is 100% pure, natural, and moisture-free. It is Kirino who is disguised as a man. The girl next to Tong Nai, if Su Jie is not mistaken, should be Xin Yuan in “My Sister Can’t Be So Cute” Ayase, Kirino’s best friend, like his younger sister Kirino, both work part-time as models in a certain magazine.

Su Jie said that now he wants Jing Jing, don’t ask me who Jing Jing is…

Why did Kirino appear here, and sign up for the couple’s adventure with Aragaki Ayase as a woman disguised as a man? This was something that Su Jie hadn’t thought of before.

Although Kirino likes sister control games and Meluru, but… Hey!

Thinking of this, Su Jie suddenly looked at the prize counter. It was no wonder that there were several precious limited-edition sister games and exquisite figures of Little Witch Melulu on it.

It just so happened that Tong Nai had successfully completed the registration, as if feeling the gaze of Su Jie, Tong Nai turned his head to look in Su Jie’s direction, and happened to meet Su Jie’s eyes in mid-air, and was as stunned as Su Jie up.

What Tong Nai was thinking at this time, Su Jie didn’t know, but Su Jie’s own mood can only be described in one word, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the unexpected disaster!

“Okay, the event will start in five minutes. The registered couple teams are all ready. If you want convenience, please do so as soon as possible, so as not to affect the performance of the meeting later.”

The shopkeeper clapped his hands and said, Tong Nai winked at Su Jie covertly, and walked towards the toilet.

“Wait a minute, I’m going to the bathroom.” Su Jie said something to Ying Lili, but he had no choice but to stand up and walk behind Tong Nai.

At the corner of the toilet, Su Jie was directly pulled in by Tong Nao.

“You are here like this? You dare to turn off the phone for me. It turns out that you are out on a date with a girl. I didn’t expect you to be such a person.”

Tong Nai was grinding her little canine teeth, like a kitten with wild hair, her eyes were raised fiercely.

“I should ask you this. How did you come here and still wear this outfit?”

“It’s not all about you, I told you to go back, why don’t you go back, this event has Melulu figures and several limited games such as “Sister Battle”, “Twin Sister’s Cabin” and “Sister Control 1.9 Collector’s Edition”. I must come to participate in the event to win back the collection, you think I would like to dress up as a man! I don’t have any other male friends, how can I participate in the event if I don’t dress up like this.”

“So the urgent thing you said was to ask me to go back and act as your boyfriend. Fortunately, I turned off the phone in advance. Shhh! You said that those girls’ games should not be so loud, so be careful not to be overheard.”

“Afraid… What are you afraid of? Don’t change the subject for me. Who is that blonde girl with twin ponytails?” whispered.

“A friend, why do you care about this?” Su Jie suddenly felt a little guilty, because he had promised Ying Lili that he would also participate in the event later, and he was Kirino’s competitor by the way!

“Friend?” Tong Nai was a little angry, and punched Su Jie in the stomach repeatedly, moved his face closer to Su Jie, and said in an affirmative tone: “Why are you guilty, don’t look away, um… .girlfriend?”

“Of course not. I just think that I want to be your competitor. I’m afraid that winning will make you cry.”

“That’s right, how can a boy like you have a girlfriend? I’m overthinking it.”

“You are very sorry for saying this. Do you know why I can’t have a girlfriend?”

“hehe!”

“Can I understand these two words as sarcasm?”

“ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HA.”

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Su Jie suddenly had the urge to go berserk. Sure enough, the younger sister was not cute at all in the second dimension.

“So, you are going to form a team with that twintail to participate in the competition.” Tong Nao poked Su Jie’s chest with his finger, and his tone was very unfriendly.

“I don’t want to go back on what I promised others, so just ask for blessings.” Su Jie pulled Tong Nai’s arm away.

“Your self-confidence is like a balloon, big and bloated but unbearableOne blow, I am still very interested in defeating you. ”

Tong Nai snorted coldly, turned and went to the women’s restroom, apparently disdainful to talk to Su Jie.

“If you don’t want to be caught as a hooligan, it’s better not to go to the women’s restroom.” Su Jie slapped his head with a headache, shook his head and left.

It wasn’t until Tong Nai realized that she was a woman disguised as a man, and now she must be screaming when she enters the women’s toilet.

“Damn it!” Tong Nai looked at Su Jie’s back and gritted his teeth again.