My Summons Are Weird

If it wasn't for Lu Yu's dissuasion, Noel, who couldn't wait, would have dragged him to Xiao Jingjing's side, and he couldn't even wait for the "gift" to come to the study.

Lulu clenched and loosened her fists, and finally had no choice but to find a place to sit down.

If this place is not the palace, and the person in front of him is not Noel, it should be a good option to let this place catch fire for no reason.

Noel meaningfully glanced at Lulu along Lu Yu's line of sight, and closed his mouth thoughtfully, no longer mentioning the gift.

He clapped his hands, and the group of maids came over with dried fruit and filled the table. As expected, Lu Yu picked up a piece of dried fruit and fed it to Lulu, which made Noel smile slightly. .

"Your Excellency Gluttony is visiting suddenly. There should be something special that needs my help." Noel, who was chewing on the jerky, took the initiative to bring the topic to the right track.

"It's time to get down to business." Lu Yu sighed inwardly, then nodded, "I hope to follow Sligo's army into the Solon front line, preferably in the area with the most defensive pressure."

Noel was startled, thought for a moment, and said in surprise, "Follow our legion..."

He frowned, but the corners of his mouth started to rise.

"Your Excellency Gluttony is not very worried about DiVick."

Lulu, who was already confused by Lu Yu's use of Sligo, was stunned when she heard the words, and looked at Lu Yu in confusion, wondering whether Noel's guess was correct.

"Through strategic misjudgments one after another, as the emperor, he must have some doubts about the stability of his authority, and during the war, the way to effectively eliminate these doubts is to obtain huge results."

"Ordinary infection will be constantly damaged in the severe cold. The stalemate is good for the entire Mela, but it is not good for Divek. He looks mediocre and even stupid against the background of the surrounding countries. The 'stain' cannot be washed away, which is unacceptable to him."

"When I enter Solon, I will most likely become the target of him and the colleges of Solon. They will put infinitely high expectations on me and expect me to accomplish some impossible tasks."

Noel laughed: "Your Excellency Gluttony is very at ease with me, aren't you afraid that I will also have high expectations on you?"

Lu Yu didn't say anything, just stared into Noel's eyes quietly.

Noel restrained his smile and thanked solemnly and humbly: "Thank you for your trust, in two days, the Third Dragon Slayer Legion will go to Solon for replacement, and I will let the Legion Commander meet you later, And let him do his best to cooperate with you."

"You don't ask me why I went to the front?"

"I only know that you are here to end the infection, other than that I don't care." Noel said calmly, "Magic tide, the spirit of impregnation, there are too many troubles, and fewer rich people come to Wangcheng to shop. Quite a lot, it's a huge blow to my little coffer... Nobody doesn't want peace, are you right?"

Looking at Lulu's beautiful appearance, the slender maids are haunting the palace in groups, filled with a sense of crisis, she asked quickly.

"Can't it be faster?"

"Ms. Gollum, I am deeply sorry for this. It takes time for the legion to assemble and deploy. Two days is already very unfriendly to the soldiers. I really hope that Your Excellency Gluttony can delay it a little bit, so that the soldiers who regroup from various places can be restored. rest."

As the monarch of a country, Noel has been very friendly to discuss with him about the deployment of his legion. Lu Yu naturally understood the meaning of the other party's words, so he nodded.

"Three days."

Lu Yu found that he still couldn't see through Noel, but in terms of his skills and governance, he was obviously not in the same dimension as Devek, Lavinis and the like.

The only thing that is certain is that Noel is faithful to his own desires. Lustfulness is definitely not acting, because after talking about the business, he immediately leaned the reclining chair to himself, put his arms around his shoulders, and discussed the maids.

"Your Excellency Gluttony, what do you think of these new maid uniforms I designed?"

The overall tone is black and white, one black and one white over-the-knee socks and lace gloves, where the flesh should be exposed, the place where it should be hazy is hazy... Lu Yu looked at Noel seriously, but he hesitated.

He understands, he really understands.

Noel suddenly laughed heartily, and slapped Lu Yu's shoulder violently: "I see, you like it very much, are you interested in matching a set for Sera and Ms. Gollum, just give me the size, Sligo's tailoring skills are guaranteed."

Lu Yu's heart was disgraceful, Sera would definitely not wear it, but coaxing Lulu, maybe...

"I'll think it over."

Noel observed Gollum's expression, and he closed it as soon as he saw it, and decided to talk about another matter.

"It is said that your morning collar has included many black-clad nuns of Pope Laurent. I don't think you have prepared any new clothes for them..."

Lu Yu suddenly felt something, and he noticed that Noel's eyes were shining.

"The uniform of the nun in black is too monotonous. The dark black and gray are combined with lifelessness. You should add some bright colors to the morning light collar, and establish the aesthetics of the morning light collar. Make some prominent logos... Interested, it's free."

Lu Yu politely declined: "In this regard, I prefer to leave it to Gulu. You may not know that she is also an excellent designer."

Hearing Lu Yu mentioning himself, Gulu raised his head proudly and stared at Noel like a challenge.

"It turns out that I am offended." Noel apologized humbly, "Dawn Land is far away from the central area of ​​Mela Continent, and it seems a little blocked. Ms. Gulu has worked hard for the territory and can't have a better dressing experience. It hurts..."

With Noel's applause, the two maids stepped forward.

"Take Ms. Gollum to the 'new product' warehouse to choose some suitable gifts." Noel said, "We will ship them to Dawn to receive them later... These are some of my thanks, and I hope Ms. Gollum will not shirk."

Lulu looked at Lu Yu hesitantly, saw that he nodded slightly to herself, and then agreed. Before leaving, she blushed and hoped that Lu Yu would also come over and help with reference.

Noel changed his hippy smile from before and said seriously.

"The two of you are going to stay in Sligo for three days, and it should be the same as this time. Please also ask Ms. Gulu to choose first. You have time to seek the opinion of Your Excellency Gluttony at night. Now please give him to me, I want to talk to him. Discuss something important."

After watching Lulu leave, Lu Yu had to emphasize: "If it's Sligo's domestic affairs, please forgive me for not being able to provide any help. Neither Chen Xiling nor I want to be involved in the Four Great Powers."

With a smile on his face, Noel motioned for Lu Yu to come with him.

Entering the mansion not far from the study, Lu Yu immediately regretted it.

How stupid to believe that this guy Noel really has important things to ask himself.

On the first floor of the mansion, beautiful girls of different races dressed in various costumes stood in a row under the leadership of Xiao Jingjing. The apprehension about the future made them tremble, and they all bowed their heads, but the maids who patrolled back and forth would be considerate. Hold their chins with your hands and tell them to smile.

A siren in a maid's uniform, a cat-eared clan in a purple mage's robe, a fox with nothing else in an apron, an elves in heavy armor...

With different costumes, different combinations, and different races, Lu Yu felt that he had plunged into the comic exhibition, and there were cosers everywhere.

Noel opened his arms to the many beautiful girls of different races, then turned to face Lu Yu, and said excitedly: "Now Ms. Gulu is not with you, you can choose as you like... Rest assured, I won't tell her. , and then will be sent to the morning collar along with the clothes and items she chooses."

Lu Yu covered his face, he didn't know how to face this too "righteous" guy.

Noel embraced his shoulders enthusiastically: "Your Excellency Gluttony, I can understand that you are afraid of Serra's choice. After all, she has always been strong and must be very resistant to sharing you with others, but you also seem to be afraid of Gulu. Madam."

"This can't be done. If you can't be stronger, you will be pinched by these women. As a local lord, authority must be established, and you can't condone infinitely just because you love her."

Listening to Noel's experience, Lu Yu quickly interrupted, the misunderstanding was too deep.

Originally wanted to point out directly that he didn't need to "choose a concubine", but he was suddenly stunned, rubbing his chin and thinking for a while.

Noel, who thought that his words had inspired Lu Yu, showed a reassuring expression that could be taught by a child. Walking among the beautiful girls of different races, he simply hugged a shivering rabbit-eared clan, but when he saw Lu Yu... he immediately let go.

He always did what he said—let Lu Yu choose first.

"His Majesty Noel seems to know a lot about girls' minds?"

Noel smiled humbly: "I understand a little bit, it seems that Your Excellency Gluttony needs to consult me... smack bang bang."

With the sound of his clapping, the door of the mansion was closed, and the maids brought the alien girl to the corner, the curtains fell, the lighting crystal lit up, and the soundproof circle was activated, enveloping the two of them.

In one go, one can't help but sigh... how skilled!

"Which beautiful girl made the Gluttony Lord's brain troubled, let's talk about it."

Lu Yu hesitated for a moment, and after reconsidering his words, he said softly, "I know a girl, and she fell in love with another girl."

Noel, who had just waved to the maid for tea and cakes, waved his hand again and again, stopping the maid who was about to step into the soundproof circle.

He stared at Lu Yu in surprise and amazement, those bright eyes made Lu Yu panic, worried that he figured out what he had done.

The surprise on Noel's face quickly faded, replaced by a meaningful smile, a silent smile from the corners of his wide-open mouth... This is more frightening than staring at him directly.

"Does your glutton like to watch the beautiful girl too?"

Lu Yu's head buzzed.

He found it really difficult to chat with Noel. He could always lead the topic to the unknown territory that was dark in front of him, and he never got tired of it.

This sentence contains too much information, and the word "also" reveals a lot of things, but Noel didn't care at all, and he laughed, with an expression that I know everything.

Before Noel planned to share something, Lu Yu quickly said, "I mean it literally, that is, a girl likes another girl, and it's a secret love."

Noel finally stopped going insane, the smile in his eyes disappeared little by little, and asked seriously and earnestly, "Is it the kind of liking I understand?"

Lu Yu collapsed. Noel said it was fine. He had to make a supplementary explanation when asked.

"It's just love, pure love."

"Women and women..." Noel touched his chin and thought for a long time, then he raised his head, "What do you want to ask, Your Excellency Gluttony?"

"As you know, this is a one-sided secret love, and the other party doesn't know that her feelings for her are in this form, and she always thought it was friendship... But the girl didn't intend to stop there, she wanted to go further , longing for her to know her heart."

Noel snorted: "I don't know how to treat this kind of relationship in the country of Lord Gluttony, at least in the continent of Mela, it is taboo, homosexuality in all religions and beliefs is a filthy thing, infecting Before the arrival of the Spirit, the church in Solon privately burned two such lovers to death, and no one was held accountable."

"Loving each other but not giving birth to children is not beneficial to the country. This is how most nobles and rulers view it. Even if it is me, I will choose to ignore it... Your Excellency Gluttony Don't be surprised by my confession, I am also the emperor, Sligo is my property, and in order for it to continue, I am naturally opposed to some people for some things."

Noel cautiously confirmed: "Maybe I should be thankful for this pair of lovers, who live in a special area where they don't have to worry about worldliness and religion?"

Lu Yu nodded slightly.

"Then the rest is the relationship between the crush and the crush... Do you want to help them find out?"

"I want to first confirm how the crushed person thinks about being loved by the same sex, and whether she can accept it... I thought about a lot of things along the way, but they didn't seem safe, and I was worried that she would realize it."

Noel pondered for a while, then clapped his hands abruptly: "This is easy to do, in the name of being a guest, I will bring the crushed lovers to Sligo, and let me, the absurd and stupid guy in their eyes, arrange a 'plot' for them. , you just need to stand by and observe to get the answer."

"Your Excellency Gluttony, this method has been tried and tested. Every time I make fun of a liar, I can always see countless details in this kind of sitcom."

After careful consideration, Lu Yu felt that Noel's method was indeed feasible.

As long as some special scenes are arranged, and Lulu happens to see it, and asks those questions logically, Lulu will not be aware of the real intention.

Just... how should I speak?

Lulu is his mistress in Noel's eyes, while Sera is the palace. Once he says that Lulu is the one whom he has a crush on, Noel is bound to guess what...

After thinking about it, Lu Yu decided to sacrifice a person's reputation to save Sierra.