My Summons Are Weird

"Does Your Majesty know about Xu?"

Noel spread his legs carelessly, and slumped on the soft chair without image, eating preserved fruit, and he recalled for a moment when he heard "Shuyu".

"If I remember correctly, the gluttonous Lord came to Mera for the first time to appear at the Prince of Storm's birthday party. At that time, Sera chose to touch the rules set by him for you and a blood race."

Noel became interested, sat up straight, and leaned towards Lu Yu: "Is it her?"

Lu Yu nodded naturally.

"What about the crush?"

"The one who is choosing clothes." Lu Yu drank water to hide his expression, and observed his expression changes without a trace.

Noel's smile gradually changed into a horrifying smile. Whenever he laughed like that, he must be thinking something wrong.

"It turns out to be the case. Your Excellency the Gluttony hopes to use Ms. Gollum to include Ms. Xuyi. It's a bold and avant-garde way of playing. I'm deeply inspired!"

Noel suddenly became excited. He stood up and paced back and forth: "Why didn't I think that I could play like this? It's so interesting... It must be written down."

Lu Yu's hand was grabbed by Noel, and he said gratefully: "In order to thank Your Excellency Gluttony for his inspiration, I will immediately arrange the best script for you, the most reliable manpower, and try to let Ms. Gulu read it before the legion gathers. Some impressive performances."

Noel was 100% wrong, Lu Yu wanted to explain, but the other party laughed meaningfully and kept repeating: "Your Excellency Gluttony, we are all people who have common interests. , I understand what you mean, I understand."

"I didn't expect you to be so admirable and pioneering in this regard. I wonder if it can inspire me more. After the war, I will definitely strive to develop more tricks."

This is the first person after coming to this world who can make Lu Yu's brain clutter to the point that his language logic collapses. If he goes against Noel's way of thinking, he will find it difficult to walk. Reading high-level magic books is better than understanding his words. .

But if you can follow his train of thought and let go of yourself with him... You will find that Noel's foot is always on the accelerator, no matter if the road ahead is five consecutive hairpin turns or a cliff, he will take the ancient The impulsive loyalty accelerates the topic with an indomitable momentum, and reaches the other side of the topic of "you know me too".

To explain is to cover up. In order to prevent Noel from getting darker and darker in his heart, Lu Yu could only acquiesce to the motives and reasons he prepared for himself.

You said yes, but I will not refute it.

The residence Noel arranged for the two of them was full of sincerity. This was a small mansion not far from the mansion where Noel collected the beautiful girls of different races.

In order to welcome the two of them, the servants added a lot of decorations and put on new bedding. The quilts, curtains, curtains and other items were made of crystal purple and light pink, which looked romantic and warm. Even the crystals used for lighting are pink crystals with extremely low yields.

Under the dense pink light, Lu Yu's face twitched.

There was only one bed in the room, but there were two jelly-like soft pillows.

Lulu, who entered the room under the guidance of the servant, was stunned for a moment, looking at the luxurious decoration in the mansion, she couldn't help but be amazed.

"I only heard that Noel enjoys it very much, but I saw it with my own eyes... How outrageous he is in order to enjoy it." Lulu touched the lighting pink crystal inlaid on the wall, "The currently known pink magic crystal Mineral veins, one south of Caldzon and the other in the Antosol Mountains north of Sligo."

"So what? Magic crystals are all used to inhale, they are just naturally formed magic storage containers." Lu Yu pouted, "Could it be that pink can have more magic power than ordinary crystals?"

"But it's beautiful. The nobles are keen to use these crystals to show their wealth and taste, and the price has always been high. When I participated in the competition, one of these crystals could sell for six or seven times the price of ordinary crystals."

Lu Yu looked at it for a long time, but still insisted on his own opinion in his heart: "It is a magic crystal."

"This carpet... it's dragon scales!"

Lu Yu lowered his head following Lulu's sight, the scarlet blanket under his feet was soft and soft, and it didn't slap his feet at all, and it didn't touch the hard dragon scales he knew at all.

"They grind the dragon scales into powder, and then add a lot of materials to make them reshape." Lulu looked at the blankets of different colors that fit each other in the whole room, and exclaimed, "This is at least the scales of a giant dragon. ...he actually has the face to say that he has long stopped supporting Tulong!"

Lu Yu felt that Noel was wronged.

Sligo has a history of slaughtering dragons for more than 500 years. Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, it has had a bad relationship with the dragon family. It is impossible for all the spoils of dragon slaying to be circulated on the market.

Lulu accepted this explanation, but she immediately slammed the bed with a heartache: "How many potions can these dragon scales be refined, how many weapons and equipment can be forged, how many smelting technology breakthrough attempts... Noel is actually used to make blankets!"

"Huo Gu will also shed old scales. I think he can meet your needs." Lu Yu took Lulu and sat down while comforting, and asked curiously, "Didn't you go to choose clothes, what is it? Didn't you bring it back?"

Seeing Lulu returning empty-handed, Lu Yu was somewhat disappointed.

Without Sera by his side, watching Lulu put on new clothes one after another, walking shyly in front of him... Lu Yu was shamefully moved, he once thought he would be able to appreciate this tonight. Wonderful scene.

"Isn't there anything you like?" Lu Yu asked again.

Lulu waved her hands again and again and replied, "No, Noel's warehouse for new products is very big. It's not so much a warehouse. I think he just found a palace as a warehouse. It's full of clothes. The dummy. Unseen, unheard things are everywhere... I went shopping with the maids for an afternoon, let them try a lot as my models, and every one made me feel... Sligo is worthy of Mera's trend center "

"Because I was confused by the choice, I heard that you and him have ended the meeting, so I asked the maid in a daze to bring me back..."

Lu Yu did not hesitate to call the servant who was waiting for the order outside the mansion, and asked him to convey to Noel his request to go to the warehouse again tomorrow.

"Tomorrow I'll go pick with you, but I want to see what kind of warehouse this is."

Speaking of which, Lu Yu, who had already put on his pajamas, jumped onto the bed. The mattress was very elastic. He seemed to have fallen into a large mass of cotton, and his body was fluttering.

The moment his head rested on a pillow similar in texture to a slime, Lu Yu immediately sat up in shock.

"Lulu, why don't you sleep on the bed?"

Lulu blinked her eyes suspiciously: "You mean, let me sleep alone? What about you?"

"I plan to sleep on the dragon scale blanket and feel the power of the giant dragon and this supreme luxury." Lu Yu was righteous.

"Then just roll up the dragon scale blanket and lay it on the bed."

"Ah this..."

Lulu took the pajamas prepared by the maids and started taking a bath.

In the bedroom, Lu Yu watched the battle between heaven and man on the bed. In the end, he closed his eyes and fell on the pillow.

As long as you fall asleep, there will be no extra troubles.

The fatigue of the whole day caught up. The soft bed and comfortable pillows quickly made him drowsy. Lulu's humming song and the sound of water during the bath effectively helped him sleep. The large pillow fell on his side.

Perhaps it was because he had been accustomed to a hard bed for a long time, or because his sleeping position was too rigid, and in the darkness, Lu Yu woke up hazy.

The feeling of having no support in his waist made him uncomfortable. He tried to turn over, but found that the touch on his arms was very soft, not like a pillow.

Lu Yu, who was in a daze, was sweating coldly after thinking of a possibility, and he carefully looked down.

Lulu's cute little face appeared in the place where the pillow should have been, and she just occupied a large part of her chest, like a pillow of the right size.

The room was silent, and Lulu's slight snoring sounded like a kitten's claws constantly tugging at Lu Yu's heartstrings.

His eyes moved repeatedly on Lulu's delicate pink face and on his arms.

Lu Yu carefully opened Lulu's fist - she grabbed her pajamas.

He twisted his body little by little, trying to escape from her embrace, which was almost successful, he smiled at the moment he was about to escape, but then he noticed Lulu's posture.

After losing the "large pillow", she curled up like a baby, desperately trying to hold something.

Lu Yu glanced at the pillow that he had thrown off the ground at some point, then glanced at Lulu again, recalling something.

Some unhappy things that happened when he didn't come to this world.

He didn't say anything, and quietly lay back in place, as if nothing had happened, and let Lulu grab her.

Lu Yu resisted the urge to lift her hair and look at Sleeping Yan, he decided that it would be fine now.

He and she both need a throw pillow.

Just being someone else's pillow, Lu Yu was destined to find it hard to fall asleep tonight. He just stared at Lulu like that, wandering in the sky. I don't know when, drowsiness came again, he didn't resist, but fell down happily.

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"Ha~~~"

Lu Yu yawned fiercely, which caught Noel's attention.

"Your Excellency Gluttony didn't have a rest, did you? Is the arrangement inappropriate?"

Lu Yu hurriedly explained: "No, maybe it's because I know the bed better, so it's a little hard to fall asleep."

Noel did not ask any further questions, but glanced thoughtfully at Gulu not far away, who seemed to be in a particularly good mood. Gulu, who was walking lightly, then laughed in relief.

"There are many things in the new product warehouse that may be helpful to Your Excellency Gluttony. Those are all good things that I don't plan to sell at all until the output can be guaranteed."

Lu Yu, who did not understand the deep meaning of Noel's words, nodded perfunctorily.

As Lulu said, Noel simply found a palace to display new products.

Looking around, the magnificent palace was full of dummies wearing fancy clothes, and the dazzling array of costumes made people dazzled.

It is understandable that Lulu would choose to be blinded here. Noel is looking for eye-catching clothing ideas through continuous design exploration. In his words, the clothes here are basically fragments of inspiration. Man knows which random piece will become the precious paint for his magic brush, so he keeps it all away and comes here from time to time.

The most numerous are all kinds of maid outfits, from long to short, from silk to linen and even unknown monsters and animal leather, from graceful to sexy...

Secondly, there are different shapes and colors of dresses and skirts.

Lu Yu was amazed, this is simply the largest clothing library in this era, but unfortunately, Noel and his tailors only rack their brains for ladies most of the time.

With Noel here, everyone won't spend too much thought on men's clothing. The only contribution is comfortable underwear, but that is also the product of the leftovers from the inspiration in the creation of women's underwear.

Lulu followed the maid and happily started today's selection journey from the clothes she didn't try on yesterday.

Lu Yu was inevitably a little curious: "Do you design these, is it a hobby, or..."

Noel said calmly: "It's a last resort for hobbies."

He shook his head and sighed: "It's too boring. From the time I was born to the time when I got the throne, for more than 20 years, the clothes I saw were so monotonous and boring."

"It breaks my heart every time I see beautiful girls in old-fashioned, puffy dresses smugly thinking that's the best dress in the world~www.wuxiamtl.com~...they should have better dresses , to bring out a truly beautiful and moving side.”

"I'm different from DeVick, LaVenice, and the stupid city-state lords in history. The women in their eyes are naked, and I prefer to see them as if they were in the fog... Hazy, looming... Tsk tsk, That is the most beautiful appearance, far beyond the comprehension of vulgar people."

Noel patted Lu Yu's shoulder: "Your Excellency Gluttony, you should be able to understand?"

The corners of Lu Yu's mouth twitched. He really didn't know whether to agree or remain silent, but he felt that no matter which one would affect Noel's continued efforts to share his loyalty to the ancient impulse.

For the sake of the ancient impulse, he undoubtedly deeply explored his talent and potential, and faithfully followed it to the greatest extent. Lu Yu even suspected that he had such a means to be the emperor just to be able to secure this position and enjoy more...

Evaluating DeVick is easy.

To evaluate Laurent, Lu Yu is not qualified.

Evaluating Noel...he couldn't find the words.

Lu Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly. He could only sigh that Sligo's unique land had raised a strange king who was rare for thousands of years.

Seeing that Lulu and the maids were making a good choice, Noel suddenly lowered his voice and approached Lu Yu's ear.

"Ladies choose ladies, we have to be better to ourselves. Your Excellency Gluttony, please come with me. I have quite a few very good babies here, which will definitely satisfy you."

Noel is acting like a bad friend who has something good to share with you.