My Summons Are Weird

It should be said that it is difficult to be kind, but curiosity is still a problem. Lu Yu followed him in a ghostly way. After going around, they came to a stone gate with purple grapes.

The flow of magic power in front of the door tends to be stagnant, and even the corridor looks dull. This obvious restraint force made Lu Yu think of a possibility.

"Breaking Magic Stone?"

Noel snapped his fingers: "It is the magic stone. As the best material for counter-mages, I don't need to explain its preciousness."

The head maid took off the key and inserted it into the wall on the side of the stone gate. The grape purple stone gate lit up with mysterious patterns. Noel gently pressed his palm in the center of the circle formed by the patterns. With the input of magic power, the stone gate slowly opened.

Lu Yu was extremely curious about what kind of collection was worthy of Noel's precious and precious storage in the huge interior space that could be known by breaking the magic stone, double-opening verification, and listening to the echo.

The room was dark, and with Noel clapping his hands, the head maid immediately triggered the lighting crystal above his head, and as the warm yellow light was cast, Lu Yu could see all around.

Noel is clearly visiting here more often than the dummies displayed in their clothes outside.

Exquisite boxes and boxes can be seen everywhere in the room. Strictly speaking, it is not orderly. Many objects are very close to each other. Some are sparsely placed in the corners, leaving a lot of space. In the open state, the "big mouth" is open, waiting for someone to help it close.

Lu Yu glanced at the wall and was very curious: "Only the door is a broken magic stone, someone wants to steal..."

"He can forcibly smash the rest of the wall and take it out, right?" Noel laughed, "There are magic circles in the room, and if someone likes to make a big noise, the Quiet Ones will come to meet the intruders. talk."

"Moreover, there should be no one who would go to great lengths to steal these things, sneak into the palace, or even make enemies of the Quiet." Noel stretched out a finger and shook it with a tsk tsk, "It's the little ones who break the magic gate. Thief, knowledge is always easy to be missed by some nasty little characters, I can't let these hard work come cheap first..."

Noel took Lu Yu's shoulders again: "I will only share with those who have common hobbies and ideas."

"Our hobbies...the same?"

"Absolutely the same!" Noel said decisively, "I can see from the first conversation, the first meeting, the constant dialogue that you can understand what I mean, keep up with my train of thought, and even help me Offer more interesting ideas, like the one just now...that's interesting isn't it?"

Lu Yu was reluctant to admit this, but Noel obviously didn't care what he thought, he said yes, that's it!

Now he is like a child, trying hard to take out his treasured toys and show them to friends who are guests at home, in order to show off, but also to share happiness.

Looking at the excited Noel, Lu Yu suddenly understood his inexplicable enthusiasm for him.

Before this, perhaps there had never been a same-sex person who made him have the idea of ​​sharing. In the eyes of those people, no matter what achievements Noel had and what abilities he showed, he was still an incomprehensible weirdo.

All the maids left, leaving the two of them alone in the room.

Noel easily found one of the many products he wanted to share. He opened the display cabinet and took out a small delicate wooden box. In a glass bottle **** wide and one finger high, it was colorless and slightly sticky. The liquid swayed slightly.

Lu Yu looked at the liquid in the bottle, and then at the strange smile on Noel's face...

"Put this away and give it to Ms. Gollum tonight."

Lu Yu was a little angry, but also a little helpless, he firmly refused: "Your Majesty thinks who I am!"

Noel stared straight at Lu Yu with a stunned face, before explaining after a long while, "This is what we extracted and refined from the body of highly aggressive monsters such as Sharptooth Flower, and it has a whitening effect. Skin care products...you should want to make Ms. Gollum, Serra's Chosen look younger and more beautiful...right?"

Without having time to stop Noel from clarifying his thoughts, he, who has been racing in a straight line, quickly guessed what Lu Yu misunderstood, and showed a meaningful smile.

"I also have something like that, but it seems that Your Excellency Gluttony is very resistant. I probably understand your needs..."

After he finished speaking, he walked quickly to another glass showcase and took down a large box in the center. The box was full of rose-red liquid in test tubes. What flavor to try.

Noel proudly displayed these liquids, and stuck to Lu Yu's ear with a smirk, telling the effect of the medicine.

Lu Yu was surprised at first, and then covered his face helplessly.

"Because I don't know if it's safe, I won't give it to you." Noel said, "Because it is taken orally, the efficacy and toxicity can only be confirmed after careful evaluation and observation. Well, don't worry, this advanced It's not bad, the feedback from people who are currently on the drug is good."

"You use ordinary people to test medicines?" Lu Yu frowned.

"In the beginning, they were executed prisoners, but the ratio of males and females to death row prisoners is somewhat unbalanced, and providing these medicines will only lead to a more out-of-control situation, so I offered a reward in my personal name to let people try the medicine, and the previous bottle of whitening extract passed through. For more than three years of testing, my maids are using it."

"The amount of compensation is very high due to side effects, but the compensation has not yet been sent out, because the potions scientists in Slego found that a common monster called the jungle orange rat is very suitable for the initial experiment... ...Uh, Your Excellency Gluttony, why do you have this expression... Do you think this is too cruel?"

Noel seemed to be worried that Lu Yu would have a bad impression on him, and he reluctantly added: "The amount of compensation I gave is really high, enough to allow families who have been disabled and died to support their children to enter the academy, as long as they are willing to plan carefully, half their lives will be saved. It is not difficult to have food and clothing without worry.”

"Unfortunately, after more than four years of observation, most of them don't plan this way, and only use their money in strange directions, such as hoarding a large amount of food, which will lead to unpredictable disasters; or Once you have the gold coins, you quickly squander it without thinking about the future."

"As for the jungle orange rat... monsters without intelligence have never been my concern."

Lu Yu was really surprised. Noel's morality was obviously not in the same dimension as most of the emperors he saw after he came to this world. The following is all-inclusive.

He could have caught a slave for free, no one cared about their lives in this day and age, but Noel didn't.

"It's eye-catching." Lu Yu marveled at these new products, and also marveled at other things.

Noel was even more excited to receive Lu Yu's evaluation. He felt that he had figured out the context - gluttons don't care about themselves, but like themselves, they are very considerate to girls, but any product that can make girls happy , gluttons will gladly accept it.

"Some hard goods must be arranged!" Noel was even more excited!

Going deep into the room, Noel opened the wardrobes next to the wall, revealing a dazzling array of clothes and decorations.

Noel's wardrobe is comparable to Fatty Blue's pocket. There are many clothes design styles and ideas in it that he has never heard of before. Lu Yu even saw a wide variety of women's underwear piled up in the drawers of the cabinet. .

"Lord Gluttony, this is a handbag made of vile salamander leather. You can see that the overall tone is dark gray, the texture is hard, but it is also a little soft, and the undulating flame patterns on it can add to the carrying bag. Aura." Noel gushed with his handbag, "Imagine making Ms. Serra as imposing, able to do things, and wear it for a strong person...with black..."

Noel threw the handbag to Lu Yu, turned to another cabinet and hurriedly rummaged, and he took out a silk dress with a low-cut V-neck.

"She is tall and has an impeccable appearance. She wears clothes and accessories that can add to her aura, even if she just glares at you fiercely... Oh yes!"

The clothes were thrown at Lu Yu again, and Noel moved on, this time with white lace gloves.

"Black and white match, never out of date!"

"I recommend over-the-knee stockings, look at the high-heeled shoes... Oh~www.wuxiamtl.com~ This is a style I only recently thought about, but I was laughed at by Xiao Jingjing and said that no girl would like to wear this style. Crappy shoes, a design like that just sprains their feet..."

Noel looked at the high-heeled shoes in his hand with a sad face: "But I think they will look really good in them... I really can't. I'll wear them for a while?"

Lu Yu hurriedly stopped Noel from letting himself go, too fast, really too fast, he had to step on the brakes!

Following Lu Yu's line of sight, Noel took out a set of dresses from the closet, with a smile on his lips: "Yes, Sera has chosen it, so should Ms. Gulu, and Xuyi is the same, but it is suitable for Ms. Gulu's size. Less, I can help you change it."

Really helpless, Lu Yu simply changed the subject, and at the same time said with a mocking attitude: "Your Majesty likes the looming and hazy beauty so much, so just use the curtain as the design material."

Noel was puzzled, but when it came to design materials, he immediately took out drawing paper and asked Lu Yu to describe it in detail.

This time it was embarrassing to be Lu Yu. Under Noel's repeated pleas, he had to describe the clothes that were too advanced in his memory. Seeing the clothes on the paper, Lu Yu didn't have time to sigh with emotion. Er's restoring ability was hugged by him.

"Your Excellency Gluttony really understands the essence of it, this design...it's perfect!"

"You really understand."

Lu Yu completely lost his language ability, and let Noel hug him and laugh out loud...

He knew why the great nobles in Sleigo thought that their emperor was a problem person... You are crazy if you come, even if you keep up with the rhythm, the speed is too fast.

Since Noel has such a spirit of scientific research, Lu Yu asked tentatively.

"Is there any medicine that can increase height?"