My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Jojo is just a baby who is less than seven years old, and she bears the pressure that she should not bear at this age.

Qiaoqiao is a little haggard recently, and her haggard expression tends to be like her own salted fish brother. She finally understood why Huihui didn't want to go to school, because now she doesn't want to study with her parents anymore!

In fact, Qiao Qiao is not really drained of energy. Even if she doesn't sleep, she can maintain abundant energy by simply entering meditation, not to mention the assistance of various medicinal herbs.

It's just the mentally "I want to be a salted fish" thought that can't be overcome with medicine pills.

Lin Zhi and Anna both saw Qiao Qiao's "weariness", and they began to draw a big cake for Qiao Qiao, "Qiao Qiao, as long as you learn this part of the exercises/dodge the attacks of these star beasts, you can Go and rest."

At this time, the young and ignorant Qiaoqiao didn't know that adults have a special skill called "painting big cakes".

Her eyes lit up, "Really? Great!"

She felt that her parents would not lie to her, because they had always kept her word for her.

Jojo regained her spirits.

As Lin Zhi and Anna had long expected, she has excellent roots and talent.

As soon as Qiao Qiao's mind changed, those obscure exercises started running naturally without any stagnation. A wave of spiritual energy formed around her, attracting the surrounding star beasts, but she was a little afraid of Lin Zhi, so she only dared to spin around the periphery. .

Jojo is the same on Anna's side. Her seemingly immature body has long been tempered by all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures. Coupled with the formulas that Anna taught her, she dexterously dodged among those star beasts, completely There is no embarrassment of Lin Yifeng.

These things are very simple for Jojo.

In the past, Qiaoqiao played with her parents a lot. She was a very observant child, and she would write down everything her parents did.

Although it may not be clear why they do it, memory and imitation are like inscribed in instinct, and now they are as simple as eating and drinking.

In Lin Zhi's words, this is the so-called "comprehension".

Lin Zhi and Anna found such a piece of rough jade, how could they still remember their previous promise? Seeing that Qiao Qiao was about to slip away, she immediately brought her back, "Qiao Qiao, what I taught earlier is indeed a bit simple, and now we are going to get started."

Jojo's face was full of disbelief: You were not such parents before!

Qiaoqiao's trust was finally paid by mistake.

Jojo turned into that dazed little expression again. She suddenly thought that not long ago, her brother had told her that he was going to find him if he was in trouble.

Then, Qiaoqiao sat in front of Lin Yifeng expectantly.

After listening to the problem she described, Lin Yifeng could not wait to disappear in place: he really didn't want to get involved in the fight between the big guys, if he was not careful, he would die ugly.

They can't deal with Jojo, but they will definitely deal with him!

This is really not a secret he deserves to hear!

Unexpectedly, Lin Zhi and Anna should be considered big bosses in their original world to speak out, and after having children, it is inevitable that they will fall into a vicious circle of chicken and dolls.

Lin Yifeng wanted to abandon this plastic brother-sister relationship, so he directly said goodbye to Sanlian.

However, the bull that blows out always bounces back and slaps the face. At that time, he made a promise to Qiaoqiao himself that he would come to him if he had difficulties. If he didn't help her now, he would be even more difficult to get along with as a brother in the future.

Lin Yifeng's expression changed several times, and he finally settled on seeing death as his fate, "Jojo, this time I went out to teach you, but you must not let others know that I taught you."

Qiao Qiao nodded solemnly, stretched out her hand to pull the hook with Lin Yifeng, and said with special connotation: "Brother, don't worry, our children are all words. Only adults will go back on their words."

Lin Zhi and Anna, who were far away in the forest, sneezed at the same time.

Lin Yifeng secretly rejoiced, but fortunately he still kept his promise, otherwise he would have been stabbed by a "repentant adult" from Qiaoqiaogai.

On the surface, of course, Lin Yifeng wanted to stand on the same front as Qiao Qiao, and said indignantly, "Yes, these adults are so hateful! Even our children lied!"

Qiao Qiao looked at Lin Yifeng's body shape and felt that he probably couldn't be included in the ranks of "children". But this is not the point now, Qiaoqiao will not go to Zarin Yifeng's heart.

After making up his mind, Lin Yifeng began to teach his experience of salted fish. He hated the iron and said, "Qiao Qiao, you don't want your parents to squeeze you, that's going in the wrong direction!"

"Eh?"

"If you're too good and too comfortable, they won't think you've reached your goal and can rest. They'll think you can be even better!"

"Conversely, if you can't learn no matter how hard you learn, they will be too tired to teach, and they will gradually give up after they find out that you are really not the material."

Lin Yifeng patted Qiaoqiao's shoulder earnestly, "Next time, do you know what to do?"

This is all from his experience.

If you perform too well, of course others will have higher expectations of you, but as long as you are mediocre enough, you can be a happy ordinary person.

What does Lin Yifeng rely on to fish happily? Is it because of his thick skin? Of course not (in fact it may be)! Of course, it's because he's always been normal~

Not the kind of crane tail, people can pay attention at once, but to keep it right in the middle.

If Lin Yifeng said it, it was because Qiao Qiao was too obedient.

Joe Honest Child Joe thought thoughtfully, "Brother, I seem to understand. But is this really okay? Isn't this cheating and deceiving others?"

Lin Yifeng said calmly: "This is what we show by our own strength. How can it be called deception? It can only be called a white lie. In our case, it is called hiding clumsiness, and it is a kind of wisdom in life."

After speaking, Lin Yifeng felt a little guilty, did he mislead the child?

But soon he persuaded himself again: children also want to enjoy a good life, how hard is it to study all day long? The life of salted fish is also very beautiful!

Thinking of this, Lin Yifeng became confident.

Although Qiao Qiao is still a little puzzled, she is a child who learns with humility. She feels that her brother is more experienced in this regard, so she should follow her brother's advice.

"By the way, brother, I still have a question. Are you really hiding your clumsiness, brother? Or is this your strength?" Qiaoqiao asked.

It turns out that sometimes my brother just acts stupid, but isn't he stupid?

Lin Yifeng picked up Qiaoqiao and made a gesture of throwing her out, "Lin Qiaoqiao, I think your courage is getting fatter and fatter!"

Could such a poignant question be asked by a seven-year-old child of hers?

Lin Yifeng felt that he was hiding his clumsiness, but it is estimated that in the eyes of non-human beings in this family, his limited talent might be like that.

Qiaoqiao was not at all afraid of Lin Yifeng's threat, but instead giggled, "Brother, throw me out and see, I'll show you a very powerful show."

Lin Yifeng released his hand according to his words, and Qiaoqiao landed steadily on the ground. The invisible aura became the support, allowing her to walk on the ground in mid-air.

Lin Yifeng, Lin Yifeng is sour.

If he remembered correctly, Qiao Qiao really didn't have a long time to be guided to practice, right?

Ordinary people are a threshold when they draw Qi into the body, and then when the spiritual energy is more solid and can be used at will, it is almost at the level of foundation building.

Lin Yifeng reflected deeply: Actually, I am not a salted fish in disguise, I am a real salted fish.

Qiaoqiao learned from Lin Yifeng's advanced experience and started her road of drama.

So, in front of Lin Zhi and Anna, a stupid Qiaoqiao came out fresh.

In fact, she is not very good at playing this kind of role, because she knows those things as soon as she learns them, and she doesn't know how to act clumsily.

But fortunately, as a cub with perfect observation ability, Qiao Qiao has observed Lin Yifeng too much before. She feels that as long as she acts like her brother, there will be no big problem.

At the beginning, JoJo's acting skills were still a little rusty. But later, she became more and more skilled.

Anna asked her to practice, she slammed to Anna's leg and fell to Anna's leg. Her whole body was smeared with mud, and the tip of her nose was stained with mud. "Mom, woo woo woo, I'm so tired."

Anna didn't dislike Qiao Qiao's dirtyness either, so she picked her up directly, took out a handkerchief and gently wiped Qiao Qiao's face, smiling, "Tired? Then let's rest for a while."

Jojo, who was paralyzed in her mother's soft embrace, narrowed her eyes happily, um, my brother's advice is sometimes very useful.

Then at Lin Zhi's place, Qiaoqiao also fell into his arms skillfully, "Dad, I'm not very good, I can't do it."

Lin Zhi hurriedly fed Qiao Qiao some delicious food, "Let's not learn first, Dad will take you for a yo."

Jojo secretly compared herself.

Qiao Qiao thinks her acting skills are perfect, but in fact, how can she deceive Lin Zhi and Anna?

It's just that they are more compatible with Jojo.

Such a little cutie has to work so hard to compete with them, how can they be so embarrassed to expose it?

The two people who have always been strict have inevitably become double-standard dogs: Qiaoqiao is still so young, what's wrong with taking a break?

Qiaoqiao deliberately acted, indicating that she was really tired. They can't be ruthless and treat Jojo with strict requirements.

However, some accounts must be counted. For example, who ruined this little cutie.

Qiaoqiao was originally very good, and will not become a drama star overnight. The only possibility is that there is a dog-headed military division behind her to give advice.

Who is the dog head soldier? There is no one else in the family except Lin Yifeng who can act best.

When Lin Yifeng was at home, Qiao Qiao started to do tricks, and it was probably inseparable from him.

The night was dark and windy, and Lin Yifeng, who adhered to the concept of "staying up late is not good, so all night long", was able to brush up on the star network, and was thrown into the deep mountains by Lin Zhi and Anna.

Someone thought he was smart, as long as Qiaoqiao didn't speak out, Lin Zhi and Anna wouldn't be able to find him. However, someone with a "criminal record" like him has long since become the first suspect when Qiaoqiao makes small moves.

If Lin Zhi and Anna want to clean up their cheap son, do they still need evidence?

Lin Yifeng knew that the matter was exposed, and began to help the two bosses, "It's really hard for Qiaoqiao to learn from the two of you at the same time, so I will find a way to help her. It's all my fault, I care too much. Jojo."

"I think it would be a lot easier if she only needed to learn one."

Lin Yifeng's expression was somber, but a villain in his heart had begun to call frantically: Fight! Fight!

So the two of them can't care about him!

However, after listening to Lin Yifeng's tea talk, Lin Zhi and Anna didn't change their target, but smiled faintly, "It seems that you are indeed very conscious of being a big brother now, then you have to practice hard. Otherwise, how can you protect your sister?"

Want to divert conflict? As far as Lin Yifeng's small rank is, he is still a little tender.

Seeing that Lin Yifeng screamed and was driven by the star beast into the illusion that Lin Zhi had set up, Anna turned to look at Lin Zhi, ready to settle the account.

The account between them must be settled. It's just that it's impossible to let Lin Yifeng see jokes in vain.

"How dare you secretly teach Qiaoqiao to practice behind my back?"

"Hehe, are you too embarrassed to talk about me? Aren't you the same?"

"I tell you, Jojo likes the feeling of using physical strength. She is with me. Don't teach her those things that are good and bad."

"Sorry, my daughter is more like my father."

A war is imminent.

Of course Jojo didn't notice any of this. She slept beautifully and found that her parents didn't secretly grab her to fight. She had free time to sleep and play again, and she was so happy that she could go around in circles.

Qiaoqiao got up in high spirits and was ready to go to school. She found that her brother who liked to sleep in came back from outside at this point. She was a little puzzled, but she greeted warmly, "Brother, good morning! Brother, your previous suggestion is really useful! Thank you brother!"

"Don't mention it! Don't mention what I told you before!" Lin Yifeng, who was dejected, suddenly became excited.

Qiaoqiao tilted her head, "Brother, what's the matter?"

Lin Yifeng shed tears of lasagna in his heart, and responded weakly: "It's nothing, it's just that I did something wrong when I was young and ignorant. Jojo, go to school."

"Then I'll go~" Qiao Qiao jumped away three times, in stark contrast to Lin Yifeng's mental outlook.

Advice is good advice, but it's a bit expensive brother.

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