My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Like Lin Yifeng, whenever he changes his sister, he may be slapped in the face with a slap: relying on his sister to win, do you still need a face?

But Jojo is no ordinary sister.

After hearing what her brother Lin Yifeng said, she put on a bun face and said very seriously: "Bring it, definitely bring it, brother, we must be the championship!"

The Haikou that my brother praised, let her be the commander to realize it!

It is Jojo's responsibility to guard her brother's dream!

Jojo's sense of mission came up all of a sudden.

It was a pity to lose the last game, but Qiao Qiao will never make such a mistake next time.

Lin Yifeng said sternly: "So, I think this is the best declaration."

The federation teammates also wanted to complain about Lin Yifeng's bizarre remarks, but after thinking about it, they can really rely on Qiao Qiao to lie down and win, so when they came to their mouths, the words became, "Trust Qiao Qiao, take me to fly!"

Struggle is impossible, you can only eat soft rice and win a championship.

The reporters were stunned.

These federation players were not like this in the past. Players from the Legion like Maud have always been rigorous and serious. How did they become like this?

Is shameless really contagious?

In this regard, Maud and others can only say that after experiencing the fun of lying and winning, they will find that soft rice is really fragrant.

In order to prevent Lin Yifeng from saying some weird remarks, the staff quickly pushed them into the lounge, but the "victory declaration" of the federal players was inevitable.

#飛, ask to lead, want to win# has become the most popular sentence pattern.

Some people simply stopped begging God to worship Buddha and rubbing metaphysics, and began to ask for Qiao Qiao's photos, for passing exams, for winning competitions, for promotion and salary increase, and even more outrageous is for marriage.

Some unscrupulous traders saw business opportunities and found various video resources left by Qiao Qiao, and then used her appearance as a template to make various small dolls, which were very popular.

Huihui, the president and manager of Qiaoqiao Support Association, discovered these vendors immediately, because they didn't know Huihui's id, but after seeing her speech all the time, she was sure that she was a fan of Qiaoqiao, and she still wanted to sell it. come to her.

Huihui was so angry that she directly complained and reported it.

Complain to the Market Administration first, and then report it to Lin Zhi and Anna.

A smart kid like Huihui, of course, knows how to treat these people.

This kind of black property infringing on the right of portrait is more difficult to catch if done carefully. But these people are so prosperous that they have left too much evidence, and they have been attacked.

Jojo's status as a minor and the status of a representative player in the Federal League made the relevant departments have to pay attention, so they attacked and swept the market.

It didn't take long for this black product to disappear.

This is thanks to the vigorous crackdown of the relevant departments, but the effect is so good, also because B111 star suddenly launched a legal program - [Big Transformation].

As soon as this show was broadcast, it began to dominate the star network. People can't help but wonder: is the current B111 star so rich? Spending so much money to promote this inexplicable show?

But after I went in and watched the show with curiosity, everyone understood:

Appearing in the camera are several main criminals who have been arrested recently for violating Jojo's portrait rights and making a lot of money from it.

Now they are in an unfamiliar forest, starting to reform through labor.

The people who carried out the reform through labor with them also looked very familiar. If you look carefully, aren't they the star thieves who used to be famous on the most wanted list?

Because the temperament is so different, everyone almost didn't recognize it.

Those people who used Jojo's portrait as little dolls are about to cry, they just want to make money, and they are not the same as these vicious star thieves who have human lives in their hands!

When they were just sent over, these star thieves were very happy, and greeted them enthusiastically, "Yo, you guys are a little shy, how did you get sent here?"

There is no way, the star thieves have been enslaved here for too long, and it is of course happy to have new people come to share their heavy responsibilities.

When Shen Ning and these star thieves were sent over, they were first tortured as toys for the star beasts.

Later, Anna thought, these star thieves are free labor, no matter how they squeeze it, and then all the jobs she doesn't want to take care of are handed over to the star thieves.

Don't look at Anna just letting them do farm work, they can't stand the vast land that the Lin family owns. Every day they can feel that their physical strength is being squeezed clean.

They didn't dare to be lazy, because the star beasts were staring at them. If they dared to be lazy, they would be pulled as toys just as these star beasts intended.

The things that star thieves are best at have changed from killing and setting fire to operating farm tools and driving agricultural machinery.

Don't look at the agricultural machinery, they will save labor. Agricultural machinery is not omnipotent. There are many places where they need to be manually operated. It is still hard work.

Therefore, these newcomers are the ones who look forward to the stars and the moon.

But these star thieves thought they were friendly greetings, but the newcomers were quite frightened.

They recognize these vicious star thieves!

They turned around and wanted to run, but behind them were star beasts staring at them.

They could only answer Shen Ning and the others tremblingly, "We are not star thieves."

Shen Ning shook his head and said, "It really doesn't look like it. If someone like you can be a star thief, this year's star thief will be gone."

New people: You are so powerful, haven't you been arrested yet? Arrogant what?

But they only dared to slander it in their hearts.

Shen Ning continued to ask: "Then how did you get arrested? What serious crime did you commit?"

The newcomers shrank their necks, "Actually, they committed a little economic crime and made 100 million yuan by using other people's portrait rights."

"Isn't it? Those two bosses have so much free time to even care about such a big deal?" The star thieves were a little disbelieving.

"Oh, we used the portrait of Lin Qiaoqiao's child for profit."

Now, everyone understands it. The star thieves patted the newcomers on the shoulders and said, "Although you all look like weak chickens, you are quite brave."

If you bully newcomers for a while, you don't have to keep your hands.

Therefore, in the legal program, what the audience sees is these criminals with the most painful expressions, doing the most tiring work, surrounded by star thieves, and a little further outside, there are star beasts yawning lazily, while The supervisor fished while fishing.

The voice-over introduced: "Our B111 star fully pays attention to the human rights of each prisoner, and will never have problems such as insufficient food, insufficient clothing, and torture of prisoners, so that each criminal can create value with his own efforts and make them fully aware of it. It is absolutely unacceptable to use illegal and criminal means to seek benefits..."

Audience: Normal criminals, surrounded by star thieves and star beasts, will deeply reflect on their words and deeds, right?

After they worked for a day, the reporter went up to interview these people, "How do you think the renovation environment here?"

With tears in his eyes, the man said, "The environment here is very good, and the inmates are very friendly. I feel that my body and mind have been transformed and sublimated. I have deeply realized my mistake!"

The reporter smiled at the camera and concluded, "It seems that it is also necessary to respect the human rights of every criminal. They have all made mistakes, but in this place where equality and freedom can be respected enough, their hearts are They have all been elevated. After being in close contact with them, I can feel the sincerity of their repentance."

Audience: God TM freedom, equality and respect! Host, are you really not an onmyoji?

Everyone complained, but the effect of the show was really good. After the show was broadcast, no one dared to make money in the name of Qiaoqiao, and even the crime rate of other crimes was greatly reduced, and other planets were already considering it. Refer to this criminal reformation method.

After Qiaoqiao herself heard about this, she was also a little angry, she hadn't even made money from her portrait! These people just want to make her money! unacceptable!

It was also the first time that Qiao Qiao knew that her face was so valuable.

Knowing that when she was short of money before, she should also make money like this!

Jojo sighed, with a rather regretful attitude.

It's a pity that she is not short of money now, so she doesn't need to use this method.

Without the transportation around Qiaoqiao, there are still people who don't give up and try to reach the pinnacle of life, "Sister, you have to work harder. When will I become a winner in life like Lin Yifeng?"

Such people can often get a look at their old sister, "Wait until you grow up to be as handsome as brother Qiao Qiao. Do you need me to give you the contact information of the plastic surgery hospital?"

Brother Qiaoqiao also has advantages. He is not like his own brother at all. Except for the pit girl, he is useless.

The "image right storm" is just a small episode for Jojo.

There is not much time for these players to rest, but Jojo has many friends here at Capital Star, so she has a lot of "entertainment" and her schedule is very full.

Make an appointment with Li Bingbing and the others today, go out to play with the classmates from the No. 1 university tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, another professor wants to discuss with him...

On the other hand, Lin Yifeng didn't have to come out after entering the room for 800 years. He came out once in a while just to play with Qiaoqiao, but he didn't expect to find anyone at all.

"Brother, I went out with xx, don't worry about me."

Jojo's messages to him are like copy-pasting, except that the name is changed every time.

Lin Yifeng suddenly felt the sadness of the left-behind old man.

However, he felt a little sad, and immediately lay down on the holographic massage chair with the snack takeaway, and began to brush his brain while eating.

Ah, it was really hard work during the game, so he had to be paralyzed to get the blood back.

Outside the rest area of ​​the players, there are always reporters squatting on the news, because they can't go in for interviews, they can only check the latest situation of the players by squatting outside.

Now the league itself is the largest traffic, if you can get big news, it will be worth it for a long time.

It is best to let Lin Yifeng speak again. Although there are always many flaws in his words, netizens love him, and this is the best password for wealth!

Originally, everyone thought that it was not difficult to stay in the forest to meet each other, and it was normal for people like him to be in the entertainment industry. After finally returning to the civilized planet, how can it be held back?

But squatting and squatting, I saw that Qiao Qiao's friends had already changed several batches to pick her up, and there was still no one who came to look for Lin Yifeng to play.

The paparazzi finally discovered the truth: Lin Yifeng's popularity is really bad. This guy is in the capital star, doesn't he have no friends, right?

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