Rebirth of the Genius Charlatan

: Fanwaii Dad's Note

Chapter name: Fanwaiyi "Milk" Dad

At four o'clock in the afternoon of the National Day, Xia Shao gave birth to a boy in the hospital.

When the child was born, the sky was shining brightly outside, and the crying in the hospital was loud.

In the corridor, the old people of Xu Xia's family and Tang Zongbo were so excited, the others held on to the old people and said congratulations. Xia Zhiyuan and Li Juan's husband and wife were also so happy that their eyes were hot. The corridor is full of people, but no one enters the delivery room at this time.

In the delivery room, Xu Tianyin stood by the bed, stared at the doctor and gave him the baby in the swaddle with a smile. He hurriedly stretched out his hands, but his hands trembled slightly.

The admiral of the dignified republic, facing his newly born child, unexpectedly showed an expression of dexterity. The doctor couldn't help laughing. He quickly taught him how to hold, and put the child carefully into his arms while teaching. .

His arms sank, and the man’s arms were stiff. He didn't dare to hold it too tightly. The child looked so small...but he didn't dare not hold it tightly for fear of falling to the ground and falling to him. The struggle with strength caused Xu Tianyin to twist his brows when he received the child, and his neck was stiff even when he looked down at the child in his arms.

The child looks very beautiful, pink and soft, but he is smaller than he thought, crying hard in his arms, crying loudly. He didn't know how such a earth-shattering force was emitted from such a small body.

He hugged him softly and warmly, and the extra weight and temperature in his arms let him know that this was not a dream. This is his child, in this life, he has this day. [

Xu Tianyin turned around and looked at the woman on the bed who gave him all this. She was looking at him and the child, her eyes were smiling and a little weak, but her eyebrows were dyed very softly in the Xia Cai outside. He forgot to walk over for a while, but looked at her with the child in his arms, and asked her with his eyes to verify whether all this was true.

She gave him a softer smile, until his eyes gradually shone brightly.

He came over, put the child carefully next to her, then knelt by the bed, leaned over, and hugged them both tightly.

……

I originally came to attend a wedding, but I even witnessed the birth of the child. This double happiness brought some surprises to the guests who came to the hospital to wait for the news.

Boy, the fourth generation of Xu family!

This child born with a golden spoon stole the limelight on the day his parents got married.

Although the elders of Xu Xia’s family were ecstatic, they felt that they did not entertain the guests well. They left the guests to stay in the resort for one night and organized a banquet in the evening. Although there was no bride and groom, the elders accompanied the guests. In the end, everyone drank the wedding wine. After the dinner, the elders of the two families also invited the guests to drink the full moon wine again when the children were full moon. Still the same sentence, there is no need for any gifts, just a blessing is very good.

Xia Shao was discharged from the hospital three days later and went home. A little guy was added to the house and immediately became lively.

The child could not see that he had gone through a major risk in Kunlun Mountains with his mother. He had not eaten or slept well. He was pale and white. He opened his eyes when he was born.

In the hospital, the doctor was surprised and only said that the child was born well.

At home, Tang Zongbo was also surprised. When he saw the child, he was amazed by the genius!

Xia Shao knew that this was the result of Kunlun Reiki's nurturing. But as a mother, she doesn't care whether he is a wizard or not, just looking at his fleshy little face like this, her heart melts, except for his health and safety, she really does not ask for anything.

The little guy has a good appetite, as if his mother hadn’t fed him back then, but now he’s coming out to eat. He has a lot of appetite. Sometimes Li Juan is worried when she looks at it. Don't let it break when you eat like this, and develop into a little fat man. But the little guy eats a lot, and row a lot, changing the "diaper" becomes a big project.

This amazing project was completed by Xu Tianyin. [

When he changed his son's "diaper" for the first time, he couldn't handle it well. Holding a "diaper" cloth in his hand, looking at his son, he just didn't know where to start. Li Juan watched by the side and couldn't laugh. Finally, he came to teach him hand by hand, but he tried a simple movement of raising the child's feet many times. He was always worried that he would not be able to grasp it, and waited for him to follow Li Juan. According to Xia Shao's instructions, he gradually changed the "diaper" cloth. Xia Shao lay on the bed, watching his forehead sweat.

Xia Shao chuckled, but the little guy's mouth slumped. He seemed to think that the person who changed his "diaper" was too uncomfortable and uncomfortable, so he burst into tears.

Wife is laughing, son is crying, Xu Tianyin, who has just been promoted to be a dad, is standing by the bed, looking at this, looking at that, the sweat on his forehead tends to become denser.

But this is just the beginning.

In the following days, Xu Tianyin, who was originally on marriage leave, became a "milk" dad. He felt distressed that she was too tired to have a baby, and he could hardly sleep well after feeding the baby "milk", so in addition to feeding the baby "milk", the rest He took care of everything.

Changing the "diaper", bathing, dressing, these things he does not bother the elders to help, just need their guidance. He studied step by step, but found that his son was difficult to serve.

Slightly uncomfortable or disliked, he cried loudly to protest. This little guy looks like two things during the day and the night. At night, he is very considerate of his parents. He doesn't eat night milk or wakes up much. But during the day, he can only be described as being difficult to serve. Xu Tianyin has been tossing for half a month. When his son finally changed his diaper and stopped crying, he didn't show a smile or a relieved expression, but squinted his eyes instead. The little guy on the bed frowned and hummed twice, as if to indicate that his craft was barely passing.

Xu Tianyin's thin lips pressed into a knife, squinting, staring at his son.

The little guy also squinted his eyes, as if he wanted to sleep and didn't bother to care about him.

The child looks a lot like Xu Tianyin, with his nose and eyebrows like eight quarters, especially the lips, which were carved out of a mold with his father when he was pressed. When Xu Kangguo first saw his great-grandson, he was so excited that he couldn't bear to let go, and even said a few words that Xu Tianyin was like when he was a child!

Xu Tianyin pressed his lips tighter after hearing this. He is definitely not like this, clean, picky, and decent. When he was a kid, he should be...well, much more cute.

When his son fell asleep at night, Xu Tianyin took a shower and lay on the bed, took Xia Shao in his arms, and said these words, Xia Shao’s sleepworms were all laughing.

"Cute? Brother, sure?" She asked with a smile.

"Hmm." Not sure, he doesn't remember. But he thought, he should... didn't make his parents so "fucking".

Xia Shao knew he was not sure when she heard it, but her eyes became softer because of this. Raising a child knows the kindness of his parents, he is taking care of the child and thinking of his parents. It is pain that the son wants to be raised but does not wait for the relatives. When he thinks about the way his parents took care of him when he was a child, he should feel uncomfortable.

"The child is too young to speak or laugh. Crying is just a way for him to communicate with his parents, telling them where he is uncomfortable. If he can't even cry, his parents should worry even more. Isn't it ?" She sounds like she is defending her son, but she is actually soothing his sadness.

"Hmm." He hugged her tighter, knowing what she was thinking, so he responded. Only at this time did he feel that his son was good, at least he rarely disturbed them at night. She always said that the child is very considerate, and he thinks too.

"Does the brother like children?" She asked, taking care of the children these days, he is very tossed.

"Like it." He immediately raised his head to look at her, let her see his eyes, for fear that she would be sad because he thought he didn't like their children. On the contrary, just because he likes it, he likes it so much that he can't like it anymore, so he will affect his emotions for his every move and a small expression.

Xia Shao smiled, she knew. She just couldn't help but want to laugh, thinking that he and his son would be like this, and the family will be very lively in the future.

……

When the child is full moon, the guests who attended the wedding the month before came again. When Xia Shao was out of confinement, he took the child to the resort, and Xu Tianyin and the two toasted the guests' wine, which made up for the lack of hospitality on the wedding day.

The little guy is very face-to-face this day, he doesn't cry or make trouble, but his squinting eyes are too much like his father, and he is even more than one-third of his father, and he is full of aura. But then there was an aura, he was also a little baby who had just reached the full moon. Not only did his squinting eyes not scare people, he also caused laughter wherever he went, and in the end he received a lot of small objects.

Although it was said that the guests were not allowed to bring gifts, everyone still brought small things to the children. Regardless of whether they were valuable or not, they were all auspicious and safe meanings, representing blessings. Xia Shao had to thank the guests for the children. Closed with a smile.

On this day, Xia Shao also named the child.

Officially naming children, there are many people who pay attention to it, which represents the first gift that parents give their children to be human in the world. This gift, most of the time, represents the expectations and blessings of the parents, and will accompany the children throughout their lives.

Parents are mostly particular about naming their children, but they don’t know that there are many misunderstandings in many folk traditions.

The biggest misunderstanding is that what is missing in the five elements of the eight characters is to make up for it. The year, month, day, and time of the child's birth are the eight characters obtained in accordance with the Ganzhi Chronicles, which are called the eight characters. The five elements in the horoscope are "sex". Some parents have found someone to read the children's horoscope, and they can fill in what is missing, thinking that this is enough, but they don't know that this method is wrong. In addition to the five elements, the horoscope also contains liking to use gods and avoiding gods. If a person's horoscopes are short of gold, and gold happens to be the **** of avoidance, the name containing gold is naturally unlucky.

The naming of has a lot of knowledge. In addition to eight-character numerology, three talents and five patterns, even the yin and yang of the zodiac, Xiji, Sanhe, and Sanhui must be considered. People who don't know anything can do it.

In addition, considering the five elements, the three-character name is more complete than the two-character name, and the pitch of the name is pronounced higher than the lower one.

Xia Shao personally chose the name of the child, and obtained the consent of the two elderly people in advance, and finally played with Xu Tianyin, and decided on the child’s name Xu Yinuo.

Although the three words are not pronounced with a rising tone, they are exactly what Xia Shao meant. A family like the Xu family does not need the children to rise again and again, she hopes that he will be calm and committed throughout his life.

The name was shown to Xu Kangguo, the old man liked it very much, and Tang Zongbo also thought it was very good, not high-minded, not impetuous.

……

The named Nuo Baozi is better taken care of than before the full moon. In addition to crying, he began to know how to use other facial expressions and small gestures to remind his parents. For example, he frowned and hummed twice. Most of the time, it was "urine", and he needed to change the "diaper" tablet.

Xu Tianyin’s workload is much less, but he gradually discovered that this little guy treats others differently.

For example, when he was in his mother's arms, he was behaved and quiet, with a sleeping face like an angel. When he was in his arms, he always had to grunt and twist before he fell asleep, and kicked him from time to time when he fell asleep.

When he squinted his eyes and licked his lips at his son, the little guy usually squinted his eyes and licked his lips at him. He was obviously a "milk" doll, but he dared to look at his father. Every time at this time, Xu Tianyin would not let it go, and the father and son looked at each other, quite like a showdown. Of course, most of the ending is that Nuo Baozi is exhausted and goes to sleep with his eyes closed. The father who defeated his son would also twitch his lips childishly at this time and get up to do something else.

"Don't always treat him with that expression, or think he didn't learn enough?" Xia Shao, who watched the drama of the father and son too much, finally couldn't bear it one day.

"He is learning from me?" Xu Tianyin asked, obviously thinking that this is the "nature" of his son.

"When the child is young, it is when he learns the expressions of his parents."

"Then why didn't he learn from you?" Xu Tianyin was puzzled.

Xia Shao choked and helped her forehead. Well, she admits that there is still such a thing as "sex"...

Xu Tianyin hugged her, his chest shook, and he seemed to be smiling. He rarely saw her deflated, he didn't mean it, he just hoped that the child would learn more from her, smile more, and be like him is not good.

"I am happy because he is like you." Xia Shao also smiled. She likes children to be like him. There are two men like him in the family, she will feel very happy. As for his worry, it will not happen, and they will not make the child unhappy.

The two huddled together. It was winter in the capital, and it was cold, but the room was warm.

The atmosphere was quiet, but suddenly there was a short, soft and cute voice.

Xu Tianyin and Xia Shao were startled, both turned their heads on the bed, Nuo Baozi, who was in her early two months, looked at their parents’ faces with **** eyes, and smiles on their little faces.

"...he smiled?" Xu Tianyin turned his head and looked at Xia Shao uncertainly.

Xia Shao nodded, and the two walked over in surprise.

So, Nuo Baozi, who laughed out for the first time, was watched by his parents.

"He smiles like you." Xu Tianyin looked at Xia Shao with surprise in his eyes. The child smiled like her, and he hoped he would laugh more.

"You should laugh more too." Xia Shao looked back at him and said.

Since the first laugh, Nuo Baozi has liked to laugh. He especially likes his mother's face, and he smiles when his mother smiles at him. He looked so much like his father, and he didn't smile at all. Li Juan, who was staying to take care of her daughter, met, and smiled at ease: "Great, I am really worried that I am too like Tianyin. Bored."

Xia Shao smiled and looked at his son’s giggling face. This kid looks better when he smiles than he did when he didn’t smile. When he grows up, it will be a small evil. I don’t know how many peach blossoms he will provoke. Fortunately, his "sexuality" resembles his father, he can be seen from a young age that he has a cleanliness, but also picky, and he will definitely not "chaos" in emotional matters in the future.

After his marriage leave, Xu Tianyin went to work in the military area during the day, and went home to be a "milk" dad at night. Under the picky of his son, he practiced his skills quickly and well, but the father and son had to routinely stare at each other and fight each day. Until one side is defeated. Xia Shao would sometimes call Xu Tianyin to do other things when the father and son were fighting. Seeing Nuo Baozi, who was walking away from his father, he chuckled endlessly, thinking he had won. As everyone knows, without the help of his mother, he can only fall asleep with exhaustion.

The days have passed by the little bit of warmth. Although the first parents are busy, they try their best to grow up with their children, witnessing his first cry, first laugh, first time raising his head, first time. Turn over again, lie down for the first time, sit down for the first time...

Xu is the reason for Kunlun's spiritual energy. Xiao Nuo buns developed early and learned everything quickly. After only six months, Xia Shao began to teach him to speak. Just eight months later, he spoke for the first time.

That night, Xu Tianyin came back and went to the bathroom to take a bath with his son who was hygienic. Xiao Nuo Baozi, who would sit down, threw happily in the bathtub, but he threw his father all over. Xu Tianyin narrowed his eyes. When Xiao Nuo Baozi saw his father's expression, he immediately calmed down. His big eyes were also narrowed, his small lips were pressed, and the father and son were fighting again.

But this time, grandma and mother were both in the kitchen, and no one came to help him. Gradually, Xiao Nuo Baozi, who was sitting in the bathtub and fighting, felt defeated and lost his energy.

The weakened Xiao Nuo steamed bun was very aggrieved, suddenly his mouth slumped, his body shook, his fleshy tiger body shook, and he yelled reluctantly, "Ba..."

This sound is a bit crooked, and it smells like "milk" in the bathroom. The voice is soft and short, but it makes the father holding him freeze with his hands and his expression also freezes.

There was no sound in the bathroom for a long time, Xia Shao looked suspiciously, and saw Xu Tianyin slowly turning his head, looking at her eyes flashing uncertainly in the mist, but there was ecstasy and emotion intertwined. That moment of gaze made Xia Shao soft eyes.

The parents looked at each other affectionately, but Xiao Nuo, who was sitting in the bathtub behind, giggled when his father looked back, thinking that he had won.

Xiao Nuo Baozi first learned to call his father. Xia Shao didn't feel disappointed. When she taught her child to speak, she taught him to call his father first. There is no mother in the world who doesn't want to hear her child call mother first after ten months of pregnancy and hard rearing, but she gave Xu Tianyin this happiness. She wanted him to appreciate more of the joy of being a father, more of the completeness, happiness, and happiness brought to him by his children.

Of course, everything has two sides. This is a famous saying.

The child calls mom or dad first. As a parent, he will naturally experience more first surprises, but what follows is

Xiaonuo steamed buns are thirsty, "Ba..."

I want to sit down, "Bar..."

is going to "urine", "Ba..."

chatted, "Bar..."

These are nothing. After all, Xu Tianyin has taken on the duties of "milk" dad since the birth of the child. These things have been smoothly handled by him now. but

When his parents were chatting, Xiao Nuo Baozi: "Ba..."

When parents look at each other affectionately, "Ba..."

When parents want to kiss, "Ba..."

He can only say this sentence. Except for being hungry and going to sleep, he knows to put his mother in the arms, the father is always called the rest of the time. Xu Tianyin had to upgrade from "milk" dad to super "milk" dad. His son was on call, not much different from the level of the summoned beast. The most depressing moment was when he was abandoned by his son when he arrived, he was just practicing speaking, and he didn't really need his father every time.

Every time she saw Xu Tianyin come out with a black face, Xia Shao couldn't help but smile, and she began to wonder if her decision was right. But seeing him never know how to learn from his lesson, and when his son called, he went over to check it out. She thought that he must like such a busy and warm day, as much as she does.

The first part of the show is on! The next chapter is about 27. In short, there are three chapters in total, and they will be finished at the end of the month.

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"Splendid Rural Girl of the Farmer Gate" Xiaoqiao

One time crossing, two lives are reborn.

Tian Xin knew what she had missed.

For the scumbag, abandoning his father and abandoning his mother, but the family affection,

But in the end, the son was abandoned.

In this life, come back again,

Family love, she must take good care of it!

Take parents and brothers to cook delicious food, paint beautiful scenery, and go on business roads,

Out of a splendid life in a flourishing pastoral world!

I thought that in this life, I no longer believe in love.