Rebirth of the Genius Charlatan

  When Nuo Baozi is one year old, it is necessary to catch the week.

  Zazhou Zhou is also known as Nian Zhou in the folks. It is a ceremony to predict the future and "sexuality" of children when they reach their first birthday. It is also the most traditional birth ceremony that has been passed down for thousands of years.

As the first child in the four generations of the Xu family and the only child in the Xia family,   Nuo Baozi is highly valued by the elders. On this day, Xu Kangguo came home from the Red Wall compound. The old man has now officially retired. The old man who has taken off his burden is not as strict with his great grandchildren as he did when he educates his children and grandchildren. He believes that his grandchildren and daughter-in-law can educate their children well. So now he is like an ordinary old man who doesn't "worse" anything, just tease his great-grandchildren, and ran over to stay with the guards every few days.

  The elders of the Xu family, this day has also arrived. Xia Zhiyuan also came with the two old people of the Xia family, and Tang Zongbo also rushed over from Hong Kong, and the family gathered together, lively.

  As a grandmother, Li Juan cooks longevity noodles by herself. Before eating the longevity noodles, Xu Tianyin and Xia Shao led the Nuo Baozi to the coffee table.

  The ritual of catching the week was supposed to be performed on a bed or a table on the kang, but there were too many people and the living room was spacious, so "sex" was carried out in the living room. The coffee table is covered with a large red cloth, and there are many seals, Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism scriptures, pen, ink, paper and inkstone, abacus account books, food toys, and there are many objects representing all walks of life. That's not it. The elders of the Xu Xia family are getting older, but they gradually become childish. Seeing Nuo Baozi being taken over, they quickly add a few things to the table, such as jade bracelets, creams, and dazzling arrays. The famous women’s jewelry and silk scarf bags. In the end, even the stupid head held by Xia Zhiyuan from Dongshi was tied with a bow and forced to squat down on the corner of the coffee table. The whole family’s brows jumped, and then there was a tendency to laugh. ——It’s better to catch something else. If you really catch the dumb head, who knows what it means?

  Li Juan looked at Nuo Baozi who was walking over with her short legs, and desperately gave him a wink, and her heart thumped, hoping that he would not hug the dumb head because the dumb head looked the biggest.

  Nuo Baozi can already be walked crookedly by his parents. He walked over, holding the coffee table with his fat little hands. His current height is much higher than that of the coffee table, and he can look down at the things on it.

  The whole living room became quiet. The elders held their breath, and the eyes of the whole family were on Nuo Baozi. [

  Nuo Baozi suddenly turned his head, raised his head, and stared at the dumb head!

  Li Juan was frightened, Xu Kangguo kept his eyes on him. The two old men of the Xia family stared at their son Xia Zhiyuan. Xia Zhiyuan’s expression was bitter, and they allowed their women to put cosmetics on the table. Why wouldn't he be allowed to join in the fun? He hurriedly winked at his good grandson, his eyelids were almost blinking and cramping, but Nuo Baozi still stared at him without moving.

  Daitou obediently squatted in the corner of the coffee table. Although it was obedient, it was still much larger than other things. The Nuo Baozi, who just turned one year old, is taller than the coffee table, but he still needs to raise his head for the big white goose squatting on the coffee table.

  So, Nuo Baozi, who raised his head, narrowed his eyes, pursed his lips, and "showed" his father-like displeased expression-why can he look down at other things? He wants to look up at this goose!

  He doesn’t like looking up at things!

   "Nuo Nuo..." Li Juan finally couldn't help but uttered aloud, "showing" her grandson with a kind smile, motioning him to look at other things.

  "Mom." Xia Shao, who found his son's small expression, smiled "Yin" and "Yin" to stop Li Juan.

  Li Juan's expression was bitter, and she glared at her husband again.

  At this moment, Nuo Baozi's small body whirled around, turned too fast, and shook it twice, and his short, fat arm turned towards his father behind him--to hug!

  A big son and a child, no one can guess the thoughts of the one-year-old baby, but think it is the father and son. Xu Tianyin is usually cold-faced, and the child still likes him. I usually see him as if he was held by Xu Tianyin most of the time, and the child didn't cuddled his mother very much.

  Xia Shao looked at her son with a smile, and it was their parents who knew them best. Regardless of how young the child is, he already has his own careful thoughts. He actually knows many things. For example, he knows that his parents allow him to cry in front of them, laugh in front of them, act coquettishly in front of them, and "sex" in front of them, but he will never allow him to "sex" in front of other elders. So when he sees his elders, he will automatically be obedient and never make trouble. Otherwise, the most gentle mother will ignore him, and if the mother is angry, the father will become very strict. For another example, when his mother is sitting or lying down, he likes to ask her to hug her best, but when she is standing, he likes to hold her hand most of the time, and will find his father when he wants to hug.

  In the heart of the little Nuo Baozi, this is probably what he thinks of his parents——

  Mom is the most beautiful, mom is the most gentle, mom looks the best with a smile, sounds the best, and cooks the best food!

  Dad...Dad is the tallest.

  The one-year-old Nuo Baozi still can't understand how strong, but he can see who is taller. He thinks his father is much taller than his mother, and he is tall and powerful, so he shouldn't be tired if he holds him. [

  Little children, they already have their own logic of doing things, and they have learned to be considerate of their parents... well, they are actually considerate of their mothers.

After Xu Tianyin picked up his son, everyone was relieved. As long as he holds it, he can always guide the child to turn his attention to other places.

  So, the minds of the elders returned to Zha Zhou. However, to everyone's surprise, Nuo Baozi was lying on Xu Tianyin's body and refused to come down anymore. He condescendingly squinted his head, and squinted at the small objects on the table—not a single one!

  The elders thought that he liked being held by his father and did not want to come down, so Xu Kangguo motioned to Xu Tianyin to let him put the child down and coax him to catch him.

  Xu Tianyin squatted down and put his son firmly on the ground, but he was taken aback when he wanted to get up!

  Not only he was stunned, but the whole family was stunned.

  Nuo Baozi faced his father, but refused to turn around. His fat little hands tightly grasped his father's shoulders—to be precise, the epaulettes of his father's shoulders.

  Golden dazzling epaulettes, three dazzling stars-the rank of general.

  The whole family opened their mouths, and then "showed" a clear smile.

But Nuo Baozi still held on to the epaulettes, and his jet-black eyes stared at the beautiful golden dangling face. Xu Tianyin had no choice but to take down the epaulettes to him, and then he saw his son's eyes shine. Staring at his epaulettes, "showing" a small provocative look, opening his mouth, ah, bite!

   "Ah!" Except for Xia Shao's smiling, the whole family screamed and hurriedly went to grab something from Nuo Baozi.

  When the epaulettes are snatched out, the top is already wet, it's all saliva...

  ……

When Nuo Baozi was one and a half years old, he was already walking steadily. He likes to be walked in the yard by his parents.

  But when his mother is holding his hand, he likes to smile and walk beside her.

  When Dad was holding his hand, he was used to walking in front of Dad like chicken blood.

  At first, Xu Tianyin thought that the little guy just couldn't control the speed of his steps, so he walked a little forward, and he took a long leg to keep up with his speed. Nuo Baozi, who was followed by his father, was very reluctant to admit defeat, so he walked forward faster. As a result, the two small fat legs tripped on themselves and fell down!

  Nuo Baozi, who fell down, did not cry, got up by himself, and continued to fight his father.

  Several times, Xu Tianyin finally realized a little bit of his son's thoughts and couldn't help raising his brows. One evening, when the sunset was very bright, he let go of his hand in the yard.

  The Nuo Baozi who was free was very happy. She shook her body and took a small step. She vowed to step out of the violent and energetic pace, and leave her father behind to look at his back! The father did look at his back from behind, but what he saw was a crooked, three-step trip, three-step one fall.

  Nuo Baozi was puzzled and unconvinced, got up and continued to walk fast, and continued to want to surpass his father. However, the more he wanted to walk fast, the more he wanted to run, the faster and harder he fell. When the little one finally felt the pain and no longer had the strength to get up by himself, he lay on the ground, turned his head, and looked at his father with tears in his eyes.

  Father stood where he let go of his hand, and did not move a step. That evening, in Nuo Baozi’s memory, the sunset glow was beautiful. His father, who had just returned from the military area, had not changed his uniform. He was standing in the yard with the sunset glow falling on his shoulders. .

Father raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth pursed to make him smile, letting go with the simplest one, let him understand the first thing in life, and the truth that must be kept in mind when doing things in life-before learning to go, just want to Learn to run, fall down, deserve it!

  ……

When   Nuo Baozi was three years old, she already had a lot of her own preferences. Such as dressing, such as eating.

  Take the meal as an example. Nuo Baozi is not picky. He has a good appetite. Whether it's the meal made by his grandmother or his mother, he likes to eat, especially the dim sum made by his mother. But it was his favorite snack that caused him a little trouble.

  He doesn't like sweets very much, and his father doesn't like sweets too much, so most of the snacks his mother makes are not very sweet. But there is one exception. Mom said that it is honey cake, made with honey. Dad likes to eat it. Mom will make it once a month.

  The Nuo Baozi was very excited to see the honey cake for the first time. He grabbed it and bit down. The sweet taste in his throat made his little face wrinkled.

   "Is it delicious?" Xia Shao asked with a smile "Yin" and "Yin".

  Looking at his mother’s smiling brows, Nuo Baozi felt so warm and so warm, so he nodded without conscience, saying that this was the best thing to eat except his favorite bear cookie.

   "Really? Like to eat?" Mother's eyes were all smiled, she looked very happy and very happy.

   "Hmm!" Nuo Baozi nodded, very sincere and sincere.

  So--

  So the honey cake, which was eaten once a month, became once a week. Mother became addicted to making honey cakes, and when she brought them to the table, she would look at him with his favorite gentle and warm eyes, and saw that he had to pick it up to eat, but after experiencing the sweet and greasy taste a few times , Nuo Baozi doesn't want to learn anymore.

So he began to move his honey cake to his father’s plate in a small gesture, and when he moved his finger, he heard the mother’s nice voice, saying to his father, "Don’t eat, don’t follow the food your son eats. He grabs it, and when he finishes eating this piece, give him yours."

  The snack that should have been given to his father became an extra piece on his plate, and Nuo Baozi’s little face was flat.

  "Don't you like it?" Xia Shao asked again.

  The already spoken Nuo Baozi is not easy to change, as long as he insists: "Like..." but the tone becomes very bitter and bitter.

   So Xia Shao smiled again.

  Next, the once-a-week honey cake became once every three days. I don't want to see the Nuo Baozi with honey cake anymore, I can't eat a bite, so I raised my head and looked at his mother with tears in his eyes.

  "Don't you like it?" Xia Shao asked for the third time.

  Nuo Baozi squatted her mouth, lowered her head, and looked very aggrieved, "Sweet..."

   "Does Nono like sweets?"

"do not like……"

At the moment he said this, Xia Shao knelt down, "touched" "touched" his head and gently hugged him, "Boys shouldn't lie, especially to their relatives. Whether it's kind, Still malicious, we should all be sincere. People who love you won’t care if you say you don’t like it, because knowing what you don’t like can make you like it more.”

  Nuo Baozi was too young to fully understand these words, but he understood the first half-his mother didn't like boys to lie.

  So, the three-year-old Nuo Baozi learned another lesson from his mother—a man should not lie, and lying comes at a price.

  Learned a truth, Nuo Baozi turned his head and looked at Xu Tianyin. Seeing his father was eating the honey cake on the plate, his eyes suddenly became sympathetic. Dad must have lied. Poor, he didn't know how to admit his mistake, and he didn't know when to eat the honey cake punishment.

  At this time, he didn't know that honey cake was the only sweet food his father loved. This sweet snack for him, for his parents, carried an unforgettable story.

  ……

  Xia Shao returned to school after Nuo Baozi's first birthday. When Nuo Baozi was three years old, she officially graduated from Beijing University.

  Just after his son’s third birthday, Xia Shao found out that she was pregnant again.

  When she announced the good news at dinner, the two men in the family, one big and one small, were stunned. Xu Tianyin couldn't conceal the ecstasy in his eyes, and hugged her tightly, but Nuo Baozi obviously didn't know much about it.

Xia Shao didn’t want her son to worry that his parents would no longer love him because of the new arrival of family members. She knew her son’s "sex" well. He was not a baby who liked to be seen as a child by the elders, except for the one beside her. At that time, he will be obedient, and the rest of the time he is looking forward to growing up and becoming stronger. So she told him that he would have a younger brother or younger sister, and he would be the eldest brother in the family from now on.

  The Nuo Baozi, who was poked by the word eldest brother, immediately brightened his eyes, walking with a small body, majestic and majestic. In his small world, the eldest brother represents strength, which means that from now on there will be a little beanie who is smaller than him to receive the worries of his elders who do not like him, and follow behind him, looking at him tall and tall with admiring eyes The image of a stalwart is like he is looking at his father.

  He soon fell in love with the future younger brother or sister and looked forward to raising her status soon. From then on, he and his father are watching the baby in the mother's belly.

  The two men in the family, one big and one small, are caring. Xia Shao is pregnant with happiness and contentment, and the child in her belly is also caring for her. During her pregnancy, she only has a bigger appetite, and she rarely feels uncomfortable. Xu Tianyin took care of her child very little. For him, when she woke up, she had been pregnant for five months was an irreparable regret in his life. It was their first child, but he did not accompany her. Live the first days of pregnancy. Therefore, this time she was pregnant, he cherished it very much, and when he was busy every day, when he looked at her belly, his eyes always looked expectant.

  In the expectation of the whole family, she gave birth to their little daughter in the hospital on the morning of July the following year.

  The birth of this lovely female doll like a jade and snowy girl has brought great surprises to the Xu Xia family. There were no girls in the three generations of the Xu family, and it has always been a pity that the father did not hold his granddaughter. Later, there was Liu Lan, a granddaughter who was raised by her grandfather and grandmother in the Liu family since she was very young. Now the arrival of the great-granddaughter fulfilled the old man's expectation of holding his granddaughter. That day, the old man looked happier than when he held his great-grandson.

  Xia Zhiyuan and Li Juan also love their granddaughter very much, because she looks too much like her daughter when she was a child, and her eyebrows are like carved out.

  The person who loves this child the most is Xu Tianyin. The moment he held his daughter in the delivery room, he couldn’t bear to let go of it for a long time. Xia Shao had promised him that he would give him a son and a daughter, but when she was really pregnant, he didn't dare to expect too much. She had already given him Consummation, and he liked whether the child was a male or a female. Never thought that she gave him greater completion beyond Consummation.

  Wife, children, happiness in this life is complete.

  Daughter's name was taken by Xu Tianyin-Xu Yiyi.

  Yi Zhe, He Yue. He hopes that his daughter will be happy and at ease for the rest of his life, and that under the love of his parents and elder brothers, he will be anxious all his life.

The name    is most suitable for Yi Baozi. Not only does she look like her mother, she also resembles her "sexuality". Before the full moon, she was well taken care of. The degree of good care can be seen from the change of "diaper" cloth.

   Xu Tianyin, who has already trained his son to be proficient in the craftsmanship of "milk" dad, needless to say the level of changing "diapers". But Nuo Baozi also had to fight to take care of his younger sister. Under the pressure of his father's eyes, he insisted on moving a small stool. After stepping on it, his small sleeves were rolled, his small arms were exposed, and the diapers were taken out and changed. !

Nuo Baozi, who is just past his fourth birthday, is already quite proficient in dressing himself. In his eyes, this small piece of "diaper" is no different from his panties, not just a set of two legs and a small belly. One, do you mention it up?

  However, he ignored that his younger sister’s calves would not cooperate at all, nor would he have a small belly. Therefore, the first time to change the "diaper" of the sister, Nuo Baozi, the situation is not much worse than Xu Tianyin back then, when a crooked, crumpled "diaper" cloth is barely put on, Nuo Baozi sweats profusely. His face was also wrinkled into folds.

  So ugly...he couldn't stand it by himself.

  But the "diaper" cloth he couldn't stand was worn on his younger sister, and the younger sister was not fussy. The pink-cut jade Yi Baozi slapped her pinkish soft mouth, her eyebrows stretched, and she was dozing off. She doesn't seem to feel uncomfortable, as if she thinks it's good to wear something.

   My sister's good temper suddenly made the wrinkled Nuo Baozi "show" a big smile. He looked at the ugly "diaper" cloth and thought it seemed, possible, probably, maybe not that bad.

  But before his self-comfort was long enough, he stretched out a big hand next to him. Xu Tianyin took off his son’s "diaper" cloth and threw it aside, and quickly re-wrapped the new "diaper" cloth that was flat, docile and comfortable. In the strong contrast, he did not forget to hit his son. , "Ugly!"

  The hit Nuo Baozi was wronged, stepped off the small stool, climbed onto the bed, got into her mother's arms and rubbed twice, and did not forget to complain, "Smelly dad, picky..."

  Xia Shao smiled, picky? Before the full moon, I didn't know who was picking up on my father's craftsmanship. Now I can't remember, so I came to file a complaint. If he wasn't so picky at the beginning, how could he practice his dad's good craftsmanship?

After Dang Nuo Baozi unbelievably learned the truth from her mother, and learned that it was because of his own pickiness that he had practiced his father’s craftsmanship, which led to his being despised and defeated today, the four-year-old Nuo Baozi learned from In this matter, I learned a wise saying-I always have to pay it back when I get out of it!

  ……

  Xu Yiyi, a new family member, Xiao Baozi, in the next growth, gave his parents a lot of joy, but also gave them a lot of sorrow.

  Happily, Yi Baozi is like her mother, quiet, loves to laugh, and easily satisfied. When her brother had begun to have his own preferences for the color and pattern of the little clothes, no matter which little skirt their parents gave her, she responded with a big smile and opened a short hand, expressing her desire. Put on. This looks good to raise, and every time it makes the parents feel softened.

  But the sad thing is that she is not only easy to raise, but also too easy to raise. Don't be picky about dressing, eating, and so good-tempered that he hasn't cried much since he could laugh. This made Xu Tianyin often hug her daughter when she was less than one year old, showing "sorrow" on her face. He worried that his daughter would be too easy to be deceived when he grew up.

  He hopes that his son will be more stable and generous, but he is both clean and picky, and it is difficult to be satisfied with one thing.

  He hopes that his daughter will be more delicate, so that she will not be deceived so easily in the future, but she is so easy to be satisfied.

  Children in the world, no matter how beautiful they are, they always make their parents feel worried.

   Ke Xiaoyi steamed buns, although they are easy to satisfy, they are not without their own preferences. For example, she likes the dishes made by her father and the snacks made by her mother, especially sweets.

  When Yi Baozi ate the honey cake for the first time, Nuo Baozi couldn't help covering his eyes, thinking that his sister would also be taught a lesson. But unexpectedly, Yi Baozi not only hugged his own piece and finished nibbling, but also looked at his father's plate with his big jet black eyes. But she was too young to eat too many sweets, so Xu Tianyin, who couldn't help but obeyed her daughter, broke a small piece into her mouth. But even if it was a small piece, Yi Baozi was satisfied with the meal. After eating, he "showed" his dad with a big smile with small teeth.

  Sister’s joy made Nuo Baozi a little dumbfounded. From then on, he understood-people are still different from people.

  People are indeed very different from people.

  Yi Baozi’s first birthday, Nuo Baozi was almost five years old. That day, the elders were all there again, and the coffee table was still the same thing that year, except that there were more shovel, spoon, scissors, ruler and embroidery thread.

  The dumb head was still tied in a bow tie and hugged to the corner of the coffee table to squat. Because of the Nuo Baozi Catch Week, the elders of the Xu Xia family believe that their children’s vision is high and they will never hug a big white goose.

  When the cute bun-like Yi Baozi was held by her parents and walked over softly, she was also attracted by the dumb head at first glance. She is shorter than her brother when she was one year old, so she naturally needs to look up and look dumb. The Nuo Baozi on the side understood his sister's mood very well, so he didn't wait for her sister to turn around and ask her father to hold her. He can now hold his sister, enough to hold her high, looking down at the dumb goose!

  However, Yi Baozi, who was wearing a pink princess dress, stared at her dumb head and started to **** his mouth with interest.

  Goose, big white goose, fat white goose...

  Fastly moved under Yi Baozi's gaze.

  The elders are smiling, and no one is worried.

  But Yi Baozi is in the smiles of the elders, holding on to the coffee table, slowly moving her short and fat calves, towards the direction of the dumb head...

  Quiet in the living room! The smiles on the faces of the elders gradually stiffened, and there was a bad premonition in their hearts.

  At this time, Yi Baozi had already raised her face, "showing" a big smile to the big white goose in front of him, stretched out her small hand, and hugged it towards the dumb head! The dumb head jumped up, his fat body tilted, and he flipped down the coffee table. The bun Yi who rushed to the ground also fell to the soft carpet. The elders hurried to help her. The little girl who had just reached her first year of age did not know where to get her agile and explosive power. She lied on the ground before she got up. He pushed against the carpet and continued to pounce on the dumb head.

   screamed dumbly, jumped up and screamed, rushed out of the living room crookedly, and escaped by grabbing the door. When Yi Baozi got up, the dull head had run away long ago.

  In an atmosphere of dead silence, elders, look at me and I look at you. No one knows what this is. What didn't happen to the Nuo Baozi, but it happened to Xiaoyi Baozi!

  What does this mean? Is it possible that the Huaxia Group, which is already a multinational consortium, will transform into the aquaculture industry in the future?

  Xia Shao was leaning in Xu Tianyin’s arms in a dead silence, looking down and laughing—snack goods!

  Today’s noon dishes, I don’t know if the meat dishes are rich enough.

  After this day, when Xia Zhiyuan and Li Juan left, they kept their dumb heads because they thought their granddaughter liked the big white goose at home. This big white goose has been with them for many years. It is extremely human "sex". It is also the gift of her daughter's original appointment. Now following their children, it couldn't be better.

  However, happiness is only the imagination of two people.

  The dumb head who settled in Xujia'an's house, since then, one more person has to take a detour. In addition to Xu Tianyin who looks lonely and cold, there is also Yi Baozi who looks cute and harmful.

The story of   Datou and the little mistress begins here, of course, that is another new journey.

  Go back to the day of catching Zhou.

  It took a long time for the elders to react to the result of this solution. Xu Yanshao smiled and said, "Uh, I didn't hold it just now, so...no! Haha, no! Come over!"

  As soon as I said this, everyone felt that it made sense, so Yi Baozi was picked up again, facing the various small objects on the coffee table, and grabbing again.

  Without the dumb head, Yi Baozi was really attracted by other things. She grabbed two things-the small and exquisite golden jade abacus and a delicate little compass.

  She grabbed these two things almost at the same time, and the result of grabbing her hands made the living room quiet again. Immediately, the two families "showed" a clear smile.

  Sure enough, many things are destined. There are so many things on the table that the child didn't notice anything, so he took these two things, which is enough to explain everything.

  But this kind of thing is destined to be in the eyes of adults. In the eyes of little Yi Baozi, the truth of the matter is like this——

  The small and exquisite golden jade abacus is excellent in workmanship, with golden threads as beams and white jade as beads. The beads are warm and white with "milk", round and small beans, like the "milk" buns she had eaten this morning.

  That exquisite little compass, she has never seen it at home, so she doesn’t know what it is. Naturally, I am interested in taking a look at things I haven't seen.

  So, it caused the above result.

The ancient ceremony of   Zhou Zhou is just a family entertainment handed down in ancient times. How accurate it can be done remains to be seen in the future.

  And in the age of children, it may take more than ten or twenty years when it comes...

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  The second chapter is here! Cute or not? Cute or not? Continue to ask for monthly tickets!

  The last article, Fanwai No. 29, will be mentioned here, but it is not intended to be exhaustive.

  I saw a lot of girls who said they would like to see their friends' extras, but I think some are already destined, and some are better to leave some room for imagination.

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