Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

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For Geng Jian, tens of thousands of dollars is too much, in fact, he can't even get a dollar, tens of thousands of dollars can be said to be astronomical.

Even as a student of Peking University, Geng Jian has to admit that his illusion is that one day, to become a person like Yang Rui-someone can take the initiative to give tens of thousands of dollars in research funding, buy something for what they want, and give away if they want to give it away , Write an essay if you want to write an essay.

Before today, Geng Jian did not even include the word "active" in his fantasy. The researchers he had contacted had racked their brains and tried their best to obtain a fund.

In fact, the researchers that Geng Jian met couldn't be said to have done their best.

Yang Rui has seen a researcher who really did his best for funding, just to get a seal. He ran three branches from south to north, and stood at the door waiting for the seal. As for this, he had to stay in the laboratory. How many sleepless nights and how many experimental dogs were exhausted, it is hard to tell.

In China a year later, a university professor spends an average of one-third of his time each year on applying for projects and funding. If he focuses on this, he consumes two-thirds of his time.

Compared with the project application form of dozens of chapters in later generations, the project allocation method that is decided in one word is simpler than Yang Rui imagined.

Of course, it was simple for him.

After all, on the mail bag in front of each committee member, a large "netbsp;" I approved urgently for research funding of 50,000 yuan. Looking at it now, it is still a bit less. I hope to apply for another 10,000 yuan. Let Yang Rui improve his thesis and try to pass the revision. "Professor Cai shook the chair with a smile, in a very good mood.

In any case, Yang Rui is a student of the Department of Biology, and the work unit he noted, "Tang Central Laboratory", also belongs to the Department of Biology of Peking University. All honors and military medals are indispensable to Yang Rui, to the school, and to Professor Cai.

All the members present here are committee members, no matter which department they are in, they can only look at Professor Cai with envy, jealousy and hatred.

After a while, a familiar professor sighed: "Let you pick up a bargain. At the beginning, Yang Rui didn't apply to the Department of Chemistry, otherwise he would be listed as a top journal last semester."

"Give us the Department of Physics, a four-month list of top journals." Another professor said casually.

The person next to him is not to be outdone: "Give us the Department of Geology, 3 months."

The committee member of the Department of Mathematics who came to the meeting chuckled, stretched out a finger, and said, "Spare you for 2 months."

"One month list papers to top journals? How do you train?"

"Blow, no need to prove." The mathematics professor chuckled, attracting more laughter.

Professor Cai coughed and said: "Don't just brag, let's talk about business, I want ten thousand dollars, and if no one opposes, I shall approve it."

"It's too much, it's impossible." The Chemistry Department and the Biology Department have more in common and have more time to compete for funding.

Professor Cai smiled and pointed to the middle, and said: "ce11, a ce11 is 10,000, which is too much? I think, 10,000 is not too much."

"There are not many tens of thousands, but your project has already been completed. If you need tens of thousands for small changes, I think 60,000 is enough." The physics department is also a large department with funds, and the school's funds are more important than their own. It's still tight.

Professor Cai gurgled two sips of tea and said, "I will give you 60,000, and you will make a small correction for me."

"I really changed it, do you give me a name?" The professor of the physics department was not to be outdone.

"You ask Tang Zhong and Yang Rui about this. I'm not the author." Professor Cai laughed twice and looked at the principal of the main seat, and said, "Now we need a total of 10,000 yuan, and Tang Zhong's laboratory is empty. Our biology department We can pay another 50,000, and the remaining 550,000. I hope the school can make up for it. We guarantee that the minor reforms will pass.

"Ensure that the minor reforms are passed?" The principal asked for confirmation.

The representative member of the Department of Mathematics preemptively said: "Do you dare to guarantee such a thing? The minor changes are relatively simple, but they are guaranteed to pass? How do you guarantee? Is there an undercover in the journal?"

"I can at least be sure that having a fund of 10,000 yuan is definitely more secure than a research fund of 50,000 yuan. Furthermore, Yang Rui’s research has always been provided by Hong Kong Huarui Company and Richard Laboratories. The school did not provide a penny of research funds. Now it provides 550,000 yuan and get back a cell paper. It is not a loss." Professor Cai does not engage in swearing, but what he said is more convincing than swearing. More power.

The principal nodded slightly.

"You're not really thinking about it." The professor of the Physics Department moved his chair and said forward: "The projects we are applying for are all stuck because of funding problems."

"Who are us? Can the project you applied for be listed in "Cell", "Nature" or "Science"?" Professor Cai kept making big moves and mocking. The school's project funds are usually used by scholars who cannot apply for national funds or provincial and ministerial funds. Although it is not that it is not good to fail to apply for national funds or provincial and ministerial funds, in terms of proportions, Such research is naturally more difficult to get listed in top journals.

In fact, as far as the current situation in China is concerned, let alone top foreign journals, there is a certain degree of certainty that they will be listed in mid-stream journals and get a national fund. Yang Rui is an exception. He is still a student with too little seniority, no accumulation, and too fast to apply for a national fund. What Professor Cai is doing now is actually to compensate Yang Rui.

He himself is a member of the academic department. It is rarer than later academicians. Just look at Yang Rui’s paper and then look at the comments given by the reviewers, and you can almost release the required funds, as far as the current situation is concerned. , Let alone 10,000, 60,000 may not be used.

However, the use of research funds is too much. In other words, in the research process, the use of money is too great. With the current domestic mechanism, a scholar can only get a large amount of funds when he has achieved results, that is, Yang Rui current situation.

As Professor Cai thinks, if you don’t help Yang Rui get the funds now, it will not be easy to ask for the funds when he does the next project. Representative committee members of the competition funds will still come up with today’s rhetoric again. But Yang Rui's competitiveness will be even weaker.

Because no one can guarantee that his next paper will be on "Cell", and Yang Rui is almost certain that it can.

This makes it look wiser to invest in Yang Rui now.

In the early stage of the project, Yang Rui was not invested, but because of Vice President Pang, Yang Rui’s competitor Richard was funded. This made Professor Cai feel a little guilty and helped Yang Rui get 10,000 yuan, which is not a big deal. Compensation.

The money may not be enough to buy equipment in U.S. dollars, but it is more than enough to maintain the laboratory, do some experiments, and even raise a few experimental dogs.

In the Department of Biology of Peking University, laboratories that can get 10,000 yuan in a year are at least the level of independent laboratories.

Although Professor Cai can't give Yang Rui the name, as far as the research itself is concerned, funding is king.

The reason for Professor Tsai's preparation has really moved the principal.

After thinking about a minute or so ~www.NovelMTL.com~ the principal pushed his palm forward to signal other people to stop the discussion, and then said: "The school's funds are really tight. Not only Peking University, but also Tsinghua University and the People's Congress , But, I think, the same choice at Tsinghua National People's University is the same. Whether it is 550,000, 10,000, or 10,000, it is still necessary to guarantee a ce11 paper."

The representative professor of the physics department was quite frustrated, but he could only express understanding. In fact, the principal also said very clearly.

The Physics Department applies for funding for graduate students, doctoral students, and low-year lecturers who have difficulty in applying for funding outside the school. In short, they are advanced experimental dogs and head dogs. They need to train their own through the funds provided by the school. Skills and knowledge, school funds at this time, are equivalent to angel investment.

In contrast, Yang Rui is actually younger and more difficult to apply for funding outside of school. He only takes money from the school when the project is about to be completed. If the school does not give it, it will not be justified.

As for how many times the salary is, no one in the room cared about it.

This is "ceLL", don't change the daughter!

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