Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

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In the field of scientific research, there is a superstition called the theorem that if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky to death.

This kind of superstition often occurs in the following situations: You feel that the funds are barely enough to complete the project, then the funds must be insufficient-Murphy's Theorem Standard Edition.

I was very worried that the project application could not be passed, so the project application did not pass—the standard version of Murphy's theorem.

I finally passed the project several times in a row, and when I felt bad luck, more bad luck happened—the enhanced version of Murphy's theorem.

In the enhanced version of Murphy's theorem, the researchers of agriculture, forestry and biology are the most difficult.

Take a doctoral student in fruit cultivation as an example: Oh, I finally passed the project when I was exhausted. As long as I applied for the average funding, I could successfully complete the experiment. Therefore, the funding did not reach the average level... Oh, I was exhausted and finally passed the project. The cost has been saved. As long as the cuttings develop normally, the next step can be carried out. So, the cuttings did not develop normally... Oh, I’m tired and finally let the cuttings develop. Just water and fertilize them on time. The lovely fruit tree can bear fruit smoothly, so the lovely fruit tree does not bear fruit as expected...Oh, the fruit tree finally bears fruit after being exhausted. As long as the fruit on the branch that has been cut can develop normally, you can graduate...

So, on a sunny afternoon, a passerby passed the campus test field and looked at the red fruits on the fruit trees in the fence. He suddenly remembered the story of the boy Runtu. It is said that if you are thirsty, picking a melon and eating it doesn’t count. Stole...

As a result, PhD students in fruit cultivation were delayed for two years to graduate.

Although those engaged in biology are doing scientific things, many people are still unaware of superstitions in the face of topics that determine their fate—for example, Director Zhao of the Thermostable Polymerase Group.

After discovering that the difficulty of thermostable polymerase was beyond imagination, problems followed one after another.

"Director Director, there is a problem with purification..."

"Director Director, the raw materials are not enough..."

"Director Director, the refrigerator is broken and the strains in it are ruined..."

The troubles followed one by one, and there was no time for Director Zhao to rest.

Exhausted until Thursday, when Director Zhao went to the meeting again, he couldn't help but wear a string of pendants carved with Manjushri around his neck.

At the moment in 1985, there were still very few people hanging beads on their necks. In previous years, these were crimes against the revolution @命戴珠珠串串串, and few dared to challenge them.

Of course, no one is telling these stories now, but when Director Zhao put on this string of Manjushri pendants, it was really because he couldn't help it.

Compared with the meeting a week ago, this week's research meeting was significantly more boring.

The stimulus brought by the Americans went away with the wind, without substantial help, but left behind huge pressure.

In this context, each group actually speeds up the progress naturally or unnaturally.

Until the progress is difficult to advance.

Director Zhao looked around and cried out inwardly.

Just after the prelude to the grand-sounding meeting, Director Zhao leaned forward and prepared to speak.

At this time, I only heard Director Li say: "Dean Cha, our team has encountered difficulties, there is really no way..."

Director Zhao turned his head in amazement, and if you grab the same words, is that okay?

Dean Cha was prepared, but he still rubbed his eyebrows and said annoyedly: "How do I feel, you still have a way."

Lao Li is a veteran, and said with a smiley face: "The solution is definitely more than difficult, as long as the funds are sufficient."

Dean Cha put down his hands and looked at Lao Li in surprise: "You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in this month?"

He expected that the situation would start to get bad again, but he didn't expect it to get so bad, ****.

"It's only two hundred thousand in total. Don't make hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands. You get a large number of thieves." Old Li smiled happily. His mentality is still relatively relaxed,

"Two hundred thousand is not too much?" Dean Cha's eyes were bleeding. Money is nothing more than political influence. The influence will not necessarily be less when it is used, and the money will definitely be less when it is used. The Chinese Academy of Sciences is not a particularly wealthy unit. In these years, it’s difficult to mix with units that don’t make money on its own. A unit like the Chinese Academy of Sciences that only spends money is even more troublesome. Some research institutes are even on the verge of not being able to pay wages .

It took Dean Cha with great effort to finally get the current funding. It was also because he looked at Yang Rui and pcr's research that he was very stable, and he had this investment.

Dean Cha never dreamed that Yang Rui would be able to make the disappearance, and the progress of the various project teams involved was seriously delayed.

"What about the other groups? How about the other groups?" Dean Cha wanted to hear some good news to neutralize him.

The other four group leaders who wanted to rush to speak fell silent for an instant.

Dean Cha's face became cold, and he said, "Last week, didn't the progress have been very fast? Zhang Leshan, you said."

He clicked his name directly, and he was in a bad mood.

Zhang Leshan looked up in amazement, looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Dean Cha, I am in the ion channel laboratory of Peking University. This... experiment is not too smooth.

"What do you mean?"

"That's...Because the ion channel laboratory of Peking University has its own tasks, so I can only seconde my staff for a short period of time. I asked them to coordinate, and they said that the director was not there. I asked Peking University to ask for it, and Dean Cai has always shied away." Zhang Leshan is also full of grievances.

Dean Cha frowned: "Didn't you encounter this problem before?"

"The previous experiment was not very difficult. As long as you borrow some instruments and buy some materials yourself, you can solve the problem. Now, I think you may need one or two assistants." Zhang Leshan said euphemistically, in fact, he can't do it by himself. .

Scientific research is like making handwork by elementary school students. It’s not particularly difficult if you want to make something that is not bad, but if you want to make a fine product, it’s not easy, even if it’s a small piece of paper. If you want a boat to stack perfectly, you need to try it out.

Zhang Leshan did research very carefully when he was young, but this time, perhaps the temptation in front of him was too great, or his mind drifted from scientific research to politics. What Zhang Leshan did was not particularly careful. If it were other experiments, This is nothing, but the related research of PCR is very elegant. After all, it is the transcription and replication of DNA molecule level. It is a purely manual experiment. A slight mistake will be repeated.

Without waiting for Dean Cha to give a solution, the other two team leaders hurriedly complained. If they don’t rush to complain, what if the resources are not allocated to them?

Several people looked at the leader blankly.

Dean Cha once again realized the heavy burden of being a leader, and smiled bitterly: "You guys are asking for money and material, so can't you give full play to your subjective initiative?"

"Dean, we have thought of everything we can think of."

Several people screamed together.

Dean Cha shook his head: "I have taken out all the funds. It's useless for you to complain and be tired now. It is impossible to want more."

Team Leader Zhao was not able to do it first, and shouted: "Dean Cha, think of a solution?"

"I can't help it." Dean Cha shook the pot and said, "The problem now is more than just additional funding. If you can't achieve any results, the cost of these funding will be a big problem."

Director Zhao Ling Ran was surprised. His original intention of doing projects has always been for money, and making heat-resistant polymerases is no exception. Although he does not dare to be as greedy as before, but taking away 10% is inevitable. Things to do.

This kind of well-known thing, Director Zhao has always regarded it as gray income, but if the superior wants to check it, gray and black are two mouths.

When Director Zhao couldn't help but call out, Zhang Leshan preemptively said: "Let's find a way to contact Yang Rui."

He is still the deputy team leader and the least cost-effective among the five. In the face of increasingly difficult projects, he most wants to find Yang Rui.

Dean Cha asked: "How to contact Yang Rui?"

"We will set up another project team." Zhang Leshan gritted his teeth and said: "The entire project team will be assigned to Yang Rui. If you ask someone to talk about it, he might be satisfied."

"Give him one and a half of the six project teams?" Dean Cha himself shook his head without needing to be said by others, "The matter is over, Yang Rui will not be satisfied."

Although he had never met, Dean Cha knew Yang Rui now. The anger that was once faded gradually over time, leaving Dean Cha more helpless.

Zhang Leshan licked his lips and said, "Then give him a big project team. Five of us are combined into one big project team, and then we give Yang Rui an independent big project team."

This is to demote his own people. After Zhang Leshan said this method, his shoulders shrank and he waited to be scolded.

Then, no one spoke for a long time.

"Try it~www.NovelMTL.com~ Director Zhao is not sure of the results, and he doesn't care about the name.

Lao Li nodded his head indifferently, he wanted to save a bit of worry.

Seeing this, Dean Cha couldn't help but think deeply. After a while, he said: "Then let the wind go out. However, I still don't think it is safe. Old Li."

"Yep?"

"I remember, you have some friends from the Ministry of Public Security. Can you ask them for a favor and find Yang Rui?" Dean Cha said in a low voice, "It's been almost two months. Yang Rui is a young man again. It's impossible. Hidden in the mouse hole and can't come out, I guess, he at least find a place to continue reading the literature, it is impossible to completely escape."

"Okay, let me ask." Old Li replied, and then asked, "Are you going to pay for it?"

"Yes, reimbursement and reimbursement." This sentence is the most affirmative sentence Dean Cha said today.

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