Self-cultivation of Male Supporting Role

Shi Yan counted the time, it was almost time for King Dingbei to give the emperor a beauty, let the emperor pinched his nose, and was forced to sleep beauties by the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty.

Therefore, Min Anbo, who was obsessed with following in the footsteps of the emperor, has recently been in and out of the palace, talking with the emperor. In short, it is nonsense.

For the first time, Shi Yan took the initiative to go to the palace to face the Holy Spirit. The emperor thought that Shi Yan had something important to tell him face to face, but as soon as Min Anbo met, he blushed and said to him embarrassedly: "Your Majesty , Chen sleeps at night in recent days, always dreaming of his father who passed away early, as time goes by, Chen always feels uneasy in his heart.

I want to find someone to talk to, there is no one in the capital that I can relate to.

And the ministers have self-knowledge. In the capital, many people think that the ministers have a bad background, and the ministers who are in the house all day long on the Zhuangzi do nothing, and they are not the same. .

The minister thinks about it, but if you look for the whole capital with lanterns, I can say a few words to you..."

The meaning is self-evident, I just come to talk to your old man.

The maids and eunuchs in the entire Hall of Supreme Harmony were stunned and their jaws dropped.

What kind of strange species is this Min Anbo? It's unheard of before. A courtier who can only farm the land all day long feels that his life is empty and lonely. Because of an unwarranted dream, he asks the emperor who is in charge of every day to chat with him?

Everyone felt that Min Anbo was afraid of getting cold.

Unexpectedly, the emperor was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, and patted Shi Yan on the shoulder lovingly, his expression was unprecedentedly relaxed.

He actually put down the memorial in his hand and pulled Min Anbo, who was blushing and thick-necked, to the side hall to talk.

Shi Yan babbled about how he was troubled by dreams recently: "Because of this, I feel that I can't do anything, but no one around can understand it, I just feel that I am groaning, my heart is really tormented and painful. "

The emperor had a deep understanding, and told Shi Yan his previous story: "I was established by my father as the crown prince, some time before I ascended the throne, I was so anxious that I couldn't sleep at night.

For a while, I was worried that I would live up to the expectations of my father, and for a while I felt that I could not convince my brothers. For a while, I was afraid that my talents were not enough to command the officials. For a while, I was worried that I could not let the people of the world live a good life. I was anxious and worried all night long. Not confident enough in yourself.

At that time, I told the people around me about my various concerns, and everyone thought that I was worrying about nothing and made a fuss. In their opinion, as long as I sit on the throne of the father and emperor

Son, you have what you want, thinking about it is purely enough to eat. "

The two of them started talking, and they seemed to be friends who talked about everything in an instant. They regarded each other as a tree hole, and they rambled about an hour later. The emperor left Min Anbo to have dinner in the palace. Shi Shiran left the palace with a pile of things.

After Min Anbo left, the emperor was in a good mood. He picked up the pen and read the memorials much faster than usual. Rarely did he read all the memorials before the second watch, and lay in bed before the third watch.

One has two. Since then, Shi Yan has often entered the palace to accompany him. In addition to telling the emperor some small troubles in life, he will also tell the emperor some small stories from other places.

Funny story The two laughed together.

The story of dog blood, the two of them complained wildly together.

The hateful story The two scolded loudly together.

On this day, Shi Yan told the emperor who was very much looking forward to it: "I heard that a county magistrate in a certain place has sentenced a case of murder and stealing treasures. .

The family had a daughter who was born with a beautiful and beautiful appearance. On the way to exile, a few casual officers took a fancy to them. In order to get that beautiful little lady, the officers planned to kill the whole woman's family, leaving her helpless and no choice but to take care of herself. A scout.

Just when the woman was finally beaten and was about to commit suicide, she was rescued by a passing businessman. After some management, the businessman brought the woman home to live in peace and well-being, and comforted her carefully, giving the woman the motivation to live. .

But the woman only hated the county magistrate who sentenced her family to exile.

Later, the businessman inadvertently told the woman that there were many brothers in his family. At that time, his father was partial and handed over the management of the family business to the eldest brother. The eldest brother swore before his father died that he would treat the brothers well.

Who would have thought that it was fine in the first few years. When the eldest brother had his own children, he wanted to hand over the property to his own children, so he sent these brothers away from afar, so as not to hinder the eldest brother's children, and his own nephew. Eye.

Right now, everything in the family is handled by the eldest brother's child, that is, the businessman's nephew. He was forced to have no way out. He wanted to fight back and take back the family business. To meet the opponent head-on is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg.

And that nephew is the county magistrate. "

The emperor was angry at first: "These servants hold the salaries of the imperial court, and the support of the people is inferior to the beasts! It's really hateful!"

And relying on the experience gained from listening to stories these days, I guessed blindly: "This woman has a long face but not a brain when she hears it.

The idiot of the child, generally this kind of idiot, can often do things that normal people don't expect.

She doesn't hate her father who did wrong things and implicates the whole family, and she doesn't hate the servants who abused her, but she hates a county magistrate who judges cases impartially for no reason. Her mind is really not good.

The story will definitely not be so bland, and there must be a twist in the back! "

Shi Yan nodded affirmatively: "That's right, the woman who heard the words of Engong happened to be the person she hated to the core. The two hit it off, and they set up a poisonous plan!"

The emperor was very cheering: "What kind of trick?"

Shi Yan slapped his thigh, gritted his teeth and said, "On the way of the businessman, a businessman inadvertently got a strange medicine called 'Red Face Withered Bones'. The woman who took this medicine, in addition to being infertile, became even more colourful than before, and was full of charm. Born, the man who touched her body couldn't stop.

And the most ruthless thing about that medicine is that it can poison the man who has touched her body silently. Before the poison completely erupts, there is no warning. After the outbreak, there is no medicine to cure, and life quickly goes to death.

The businessman gave the medicine to the woman to take, and promised that in the future, if the plan was successful, he would bring the woman home and become a loving couple with the woman.

Afterwards, the businessman wrote a touching letter to the eldest nephew, the head of the family, who was the county magistrate.

And sent him the sincerity of wanting to rebuild the old good with his eldest nephew, that is, the woman. "

The emperor was furious: "Does this woman have any brains? That businessman's nephew is now the head of the house, and the businessman himself must be very old, and the family has small wealth, and there must be a group of wives and concubines. How could it be possible to marry her who served his nephew? A woman is a wife?

She believes this kind of lie, this brain, this brain..."

Shi Yan continued to tell the story indifferently: "Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry, there will be more annoying people later!"

The emperor slapped the table: "You said, I want to hear, how much water is in the brain of the person who made up this story? To let me know who made up this story, I have to let him pry open his head and take a look. It's really maddening!"

Shi Yan, who wrote the story: "..."

Unexplainable brain pain.

Shi Yan covered his head, pretending he didn't hear what the emperor said: "Some of the county magistrate's clan received benefits from the merchants, and they helped the merchants speak good words in front of the magistrate.

Some of them sincerely think that the merchants want to have a good relationship with their own family, and they feel that this is a good thing to kill two birds with one stone.

step.

Although the county magistrate is the head of the family, he cannot fight against the entire clan.

Because in the eyes of the whole clan, all the magistrate wants to do is to sleep with a beautiful woman, and if he enters, he will receive the full help of his uncle in the future.

The rest only need to be handed over to the subordinates to do it, which is simply a business without money. "

The emperor was too immersed in this, and began to pat the table again in anger: "These idiots, not to mention the businessman's motive, just let the county magistrate, who is the head of the clan, be forced by everyone to sleep with a woman, this pair of clan chiefs In terms of humiliation, how much humiliation?

Shi Yan said in his heart: You have such a sense of substitution now, if it really happened to you, wouldn't you be mad at yourself?

So he sped up his progress and said: "The result can be imagined, the county magistrate who was forced to sleep with the woman soon became critically ill, and the doctor couldn't find out what went wrong.

And because he is young and strong, he has not yet determined which son will take over the family business in the future. The following sons have been beaten into dog brains for the family property. The businessman found the right time and gave a few hairy boys to a pot.

When the county magistrate who was the patriarch died, the businessman used his patriarch's uncle, the son of the previous patriarch, to easily become the next patriarch and take back all the family business.

At this time, the woman he had promised to take home and live a happy married life had already died of poisoning, with a pile of bones that were buried somewhere unknown. "

The emperor was so annoyed by this story that he couldn't eat, and there were too many pitfalls, and he vomited for a while.

Pulling Shi Yan to go for a walk outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony, looking at the sparkling lake, the emperor suddenly said: "I must find out the person who made up this story, and ask him how much misfortune he has experienced in order to make up such a story. An irritating story!"

Shi Yan said: "You can save it, now you still have the strength to scold people. When the story happens to you, you can reflect it in time!"

After so many days of work, Shi Yan told the emperor countless stories, and after finally telling the most important one, seeing the emperor's expression, Shi Yan was very satisfied.

So I don’t plan to go to the palace to tell stories to the emperor in the future, I still sleep on the Zhuangzi and bask in the sun: “Your Majesty, these two days I often see the ministers in the court and the middle ministers in a hurry, going between the Hall of Supreme Harmony and the cabinet. , that something important happened.

In recent days, Shi Yan will not come to the palace to disturb you. When you are done with your work, Shi Yan will come back! "

Although the emperor was reluctant to give up, there was a big event happening in the court recently. King Dingbei went to Beijing to report his duties, the people in the court and the people were panicked, and some people started to feel restless.

Min Anbo Li Shiyan was high-profile for a while without doing anything. It is said that he went to the palace every day to accompany the emperor to tell stories and amusing stories. Out.

Makes me feel depressed.