Shi Yan and Liu Quan squatted under the tree to eat hot pot on a hot day, their faces were ruddy and their heads were sweating, and the whole yard was full of the smell of butter base that could not be dissipated.

Wang An rushed in, picked up the chopsticks on one side and quickly scooped up half of the dishes into the bowl. After eating half full, he grabbed Liu Quan's wine glass and took a sip, letting out a long sigh of relief.

Only then did he sit upright on the chair, rubbing his chin and gossip with the two of them.

"When I sent my daughter-in-law to the weaving bureau yesterday, I listened to gossip in the city by the way, the people in the capital have spread the word, and the King of Dingbei sent a stunning beauty to Jinshang!

Tsk tsk, the skin is like a creamy, weak willow, and the wind is full of charm, a frown and a smile can take away a person's soul, especially when dancing, the eyes of the ministers of the dynasty will stick to the beauty's body and can't get off!

It is said that even the inner servants who went to the root, there are several who have been hooked by the beauty, their legs are weak, they lose their attitude on the spot, and they are punished by your majesty. Tsk tsk, this is true, I didn't expect the inner servant to be confused by the beauty!

Our Majesty is truly blessed! This kind of beauty, don't want it for nothing! "

Wang An has always believed in taking advantage of the mentality: don't want it for nothing, who wants it for nothing?

Shi Yan was not surprised at all, he only picked a very real entry point: "The servant is also a human being and has needs.

You've never been a servant, how do you know that he won't be able to be happy? Hearing your tone, it seems strange? "

Wang An refused to obey: "Boss, you have never been a servant before, how do you know that there is a need for servants in this area? You also refuted me plausibly, without practice, you have no right to speak. Isn't that what you said? You are the only one. A man who has given birth to a son, why should he refute me from the position of a servant?"

Shi Yan rolled his eyes directly: "As long as a person has desires and desires, isn't this common sense? Should someone chew up such a simple truth and feed it to you?"

Liu Quan saw that the two of them were going to quarrel over something big like children again, so he slapped the table and threw the wine glass Wang An had drank on Wang An in disgust: "Can you tell me the point! Your Majesty has a stunning beauty! and then?

Halfway through talking, deliberately trying to make people's appetite, it's like your gadget suddenly stops working halfway through, it's such a disappointment! "

Wang An pouted and scolded: "I haven't had time to say it yet? It's the boss who insists on it.

Interrupt me, Liu Quan, you are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, it is obviously the boss's fault, but you only dare to target me! Little people's way! "

Liu Quan was too lazy to pay attention to Wang An, and simply moved all the dishes in front of Wang An to him and Shi Yan.

Wang An had no choice but to say angrily: "Well, I said, I heard that when King Dingbei went to the fief in his early years, he didn't have a good time with His Majesty. For all these years, he stayed on the fief and did not contact His Majesty.

Now King Dingbei, as His Majesty's uncle, has personally written a heart-wrenching and tearful family letter, which is read by the court. In order to show King Dingbei's sincerity, he has deliberately spent several years searching for a stunning beauty for His Majesty. .

Of course, it is said that there are countless gold and silver treasures, cattle, sheep and horses, as well as the special products of the north. These are not important, let's go back to the beauty.

Then all the ministers felt that King Dingbei was sincere and really wanted to reconnect with His Majesty, and they all persuaded His Majesty to accept the beauty. "

Liu Quan was in a hurry, and quickly asked: "Then what? Has Your Majesty received it? How much gold and silver treasures are there? Beauty is important, and gold and silver are equally important. Why would anyone think that gold and silver are not as important as beauty?"

Wang An rolled his eyes and said, "How do I know? Anyway, people in the capital said it was like this, saying that His Majesty was persuaded by the ministers and immediately agreed.

There were also ministers who hinted on the spot that the symbol of this beauty is of great significance, and it should not be wasted for His Majesty to place it in the harem!

It is best to let the beauty give birth to a princess, and then hand over the child to a high-ranking empress to raise her, which can be regarded as making the best use of it. It not only shows the importance of His Majesty to King Dingbei, but also will not leave future troubles. It is said that His Majesty's face was black at that time!

Hey, what's not to like about that? She is such a beauty that she slept in vain when she slept! "

Liu Quan was going to be **** off by Wang An, why couldn't he get to the point?

Angrily, he slapped Wang An's head: "Are you stupid? You are diligent at nothing, and you are either a traitor or a thief! You don't understand such a simple truth? I don't understand the important affairs of the imperial court!

But according to the circumstances of my family back then, the uncle who had not seen each other for many years suddenly gave money and people, and it was well known by everyone, so there must be some plans! The bigger the battle, the bigger the plot! "

Shi Yan nodded, the reason is such a truth, but this time, the sincerity of King Dingbei was too strong, and the interests were touching. In the face of enough interests, everyone lost their senses.

The so-called beauty is just the most trivial of all gifts, but it is just an object that everyone puts forward as a shield.

It's just that no one knows that this object that everyone doesn't care about is poisonous.

So here comes the problem.

Xiaojia asked curiously: "Team leader, how do you know that the problem lies with that beauty? And is it using poison?"

Shi Yan smiled very casually, and explained softly, "Remember that it was mentioned in the plot that King Dingbei, who became the emperor, once gave a beauty to the male protagonist who is the right-hand man?"

Xiaojia nodded frantically: "Remember, that Princess Mingyue was jealous and didn't allow her concubine to accept her concubine. The emperor was sympathetic to his son-in-law and directly sent a beauty to his son-in-law!"

Shi Yan raised his eyebrows and smiled: "How did the beauty deal with it later?"

Xiaojia pointed her finger happily: "I remember this. After the heroine Princess Mingyue found out, she panicked and became angry. She gave the beauty to a subordinate who had quarreled with her overnight, saying it was an apology, killing two birds with one stone."

Shi Yan continued to guide: "What about the subordinates?"

"In the plot, it was mentioned that the subordinate got the beauty, and every night he sang songs, suddenly became ill, died soon, and the beauty disappeared. Deep, the male protagonist treats the female protagonist more cherished and envied."

Shi Yan put down the chopsticks for eating, leaned lazily on the chair, his face was very relaxed and content, and he continued to ask Xiao Jia: "Two questions.

First, it is understandable for the heroine to be angry after knowing about this. As a princess with real power, why should she panic about a beauty who has no status?

How can I deal with that woman, I have to give it to the subordinate who has had a dispute with me?

Second, combined with the first point, don't you think that the death of a subordinate is actually very similar to that of the emperor? Combining all of this, is it difficult to make the most reasonable guess? "

Xiaojia gave Shi Yan a thumbs up in admiration, and frantically sent out rainbow farts: "You are awesome, team leader! You are the smartest among the scumbags!"

Shi Yan once again sat down on his scumbag design, and directly locked this little mentally retarded in a small dark room.

A meaningful smile appeared on his face.

Wang An was taken aback for a moment: "Boss, what are you thinking? Why are you showing such a wretched, lewd, slutty smile?"

Shi Yan had already given up hope for Wang An's words, and laughed more cheerfully: Of course I was thinking, Your Majesty is probably panicked and angry at this moment! I don't know how complicated it is!

He said: "Of course I'm thinking, Your Majesty has a new beauty, I'm afraid I haven't had time to call me into the palace recently, and I can finally sleep in for a long time!"

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The first thing to worry about is that I hope Your Majesty will think about it afterwards, how to explain the two stories with such a high degree of similarity, in order to be more convincing.

In fact, there is no need for Shi Yan to worry about it. After His Majesty himself was surprised and angry, he had already made an excuse for Shi Yan on his own.

Since the royal family has an ancestor with extraordinary origin, every emperor has been extraordinarily superstitious and not superstitious. In this regard, it can be said that it is the pinnacle of excellence, and others cannot match it.

For example, at this moment, the first thing the emperor believed was that there are no coincidences for no reason in the world: "Min Anbo can tell me such a story before the incident, it must be a warning from God to me!"

With this idea in mind, the emperor kept calm on the surface, and secretly let people monitor the beauty sent by King Dingbei for twelve hours, and did not refuse the ministers' request to sleep with the beauty.

It's just that the person who slept with the beauty was replaced by a dead man.

Half a month has passed, and there is no wind outside, Shi Yan feels uneasy, and it is better to check in person.

So he handed the palace a transcript of entering the palace face sage: "I haven't had a heart-to-heart with your majesty for a long time, and I miss it very much, so I ask face sage."

The words are very numb, and the emperor eats this set of straight punches. I don't think Shi Yan is hypocritical at all, and even think that Shi Yan is very cute and straightforward!

The emperor already felt that Min Anbo was a lucky star sent by God to assist him, and immediately agreed to Min Anbo's request to enter the palace.

Shi Yan personally confirmed it, and asked Xiaojia to scan it again. The emperor's body was fine, and he was completely relieved.

So I decided to take a two-pronged approach and give the emperor another smash.

As for the form of breaking the news, then choose to talk and tell stories.

"Your Majesty, you are well aware of the filthy things in my family. Since I received a letter from my old friend Zhou Lide, Mr. Zhou, I have been unable to eat or sleep for the past few days. Let's chat with you!"

At this time, Shi Yan and the emperor were lying on the couch by the window in the side hall of the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

When the emperor heard the words, the melon seeds in his mouth made a "click" sound, and calmly said: "Tell me."

Shi Yan poured himself a cup of sherbet and said sadly: "My sixth brother Tie Zhu, do you remember? I can't stand the poor life in the village, the beast who emptied his family's money and disappeared without a trace. !"

The emperor showed the standard gossip face of listening to a story: "Is there a story? I have wine here, would you like some?"

Shi Yan nodded sadly: "The story is just wine, the more you tell it, the more it gets! Come on!"

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