Re-recognize the peak

Chapter 9 Playing tricks

"What is this progress bar for?" Lao Qin asked blankly.

"Ah! Why did you keep pressing it? That's for adjusting the current intensity!" Ziyu was helpless, she had never seen such a stunned person, she didn't understand, but you asked, did you just get started?

"Oh, you can't hold it down." This guy heard her say that he couldn't hold it down, so he let go.

"Don't..." Ziyu couldn't stop her.

"Ah! Oh! OMG! Help! Yamidie! amp;#%￥%@#$..."

Lao Qin screamed so miserable!Those who heard it were sad, and those who saw it were in tears. They twitched and fell on the sofa first, then rolled on the floor, foaming at the mouth, eyeballs turned up, hair standing on end, and the whole body gave off a slightly burnt fragrance.Seeing a little man with the same appearance as him, with a halo on his head emerging, it seemed that a door of light slowly opened in mid-air, a solemn BGM sounded, and a beam of light shone on him——

Alas!too disgusting!

The light door was closed very quickly with a "bang", the special effects disappeared, and the BGM stopped. The little man looked around in confusion, and looked down at his own body, feeling disgusted enough.Reluctantly, the surroundings were empty, and he didn't want to be a sofa or a stool, so he gritted his teeth and reluctantly went back.

Lao Qin feels that time has passed for a long time, he seems to have seen Pangu open the sky, that ax is like lightning!If it wasn't for the twitching of his body, he might have gone straight to the prehistoric world.

"Ka, cough, blah blah, owow~" the guy finally spoke out.

"Old Qin~" Ziyu didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she had never seen such a trick to die.

"Water...I have to drink..."

He finally came back to his senses, he slumped over like he was the second child and got up, poured a glass of water with twists and turns, poured more than half of the glass tremblingly, and finally drank it in his mouth.

Half an hour passed.

Lao Qinhe was paralyzed on the sofa as if he had no bones, his face sank like a tsunami-that's the only way to describe it, his face sank like water without expression, his face was black, and all his facial muscles were twitching, what could it be called a tsunami?

"Ziyu~", he said kindly, like an old father.

"Brother Qin, are you feeling better?" The young lady was scared by his [-]m aura and hid nine meters away, asking cautiously.

"Ziyu, I'm afraid it won't work." He said in a sad tone.

"Excuse me, call out the system and let me take another look at it."He had a face full of lovelessness.

——Since Lao Qin was shocked by the electric shock, the system has been flickering non-stop, and various lights have scanned him inside and out.But when he made a sound, the system disappeared immediately, and the screen brightness was adjusted to the lowest point, which was no different from being transparent, and no matter what Lao Qin yelled in his heart, it just wouldn't come out.So he started to play the idea of ​​Ziyu.

It's a pity that the young lady didn't fall for it.

"Old Qin, I really can't blame the system for this..." Ziyu tried to explain.

"Hey, I want to see it before I die! I don't want to die!"

The guy let out a long sigh and continued to pretend to be miserable.What do you mean by breaking the system, you saved me just to play tricks on me, right?If you want to power off, then power off, if you want to power off, then power off, I'm almost becoming the Flash, can't you make it up?The compensation for the power outage last time has not been used up yet, and there is another accident, you are not popular if you are not popular!I will blackmail you to the point of bankruptcy this time!

"Old Qin, listen to me, you really can't blame the system!"

"As long as you focus on the button, it will pop up instructions for use".

"Click once for the time setting button, and twice for the intensity setting button. If you press and hold it, it will discharge continuously according to the intensity of the progress bar. If it wasn't forcibly stopped by the system, you are already familiar with it now!"

This product still cares about that?It's like those who touch porcelain don't watch the surveillance, don't care what you say, I don't listen to me, I don't listen to it, the system is vomiting blood today, and he wrote Qin's characters upside down!

Ziyu explained for a long time, his mouth was dry.Seeing this guy's tired and lazy appearance, he was helpless.What to do?Call the boss.

The system, which had been pretending not to exist, flickered a few times reluctantly, retracted once in the middle, and finally mustered up the courage to completely light up.

"It is detected that the state of the host is extremely unstable. Due to the large consumption of bioelectric energy, the elements in the host body are out of balance. Please replenish immediately."

Lao Qin was still slumped on the sofa, glanced at the system expressionlessly, and ignored it.

The system is so tired!Why did you put such a thing on it?

"Please ask the host to stabilize the physical state first, and the compensation issue will be negotiated and determined after the host's state is stabilized."

Is this to stabilize us first and then delay until we give up?This is what Lao Qin thought of in the first second.

I have seen this kind of situation too much in my previous life, from the winner in life who ran away with his sister-in-law, to a certain entrepreneur who returned to China next week, to a certain speaker who performed a show to pay off his debts, and then to a certain university student who called security to drive away a terminally ill employee. Factory HR, as well as the vast number of small bosses who are in arrears of wages, which one has not dragged you out of money, powerlessness, and hopelessness?

——In other words, the florists in their previous life were very proud of how they treated migrant workers.Want to start work?First deposit the wages of migrant workers into the designated account, which is called the wage security fund for migrant workers, and the bank will send it directly from the account to the migrant worker's card.If you don’t pay it, don’t even think about getting a start-up permit. If you don’t have a permit, it’s an illegal construction. Would you like to start work?Which boss who pays is willing to exchange his own small money for an illegal building, so the worst thing now is the social animal, what is [-]?Nine o'clock in the morning and two o'clock in the morning the next day for seven days are very common, right?For example, a certain editor...

Far away.

Lao Qin thought about it quickly with his brain that seemed to have been struck by lightning. The system is still very simple, and it should not have evolved to the level of deceitful abduction... Maybe.If what you said is true, wouldn't we be in danger?Maybe it’s going to be dark for a while, and it’s going to be there again, I’ve only been here for two days, okay, how many times has it been dark?

Thinking of this, this guy couldn't hold it any longer, so he sternly said "Wait!", asking him what he should make up at this moment.

It’s a long story, but in fact he started to die after lunch, and the system shut down as soon as the highest intensity bioelectricity appeared. Pangu opened the sky, his soul came out of his body, and he was half-ripe. , the only thing that left traces was his explosive head, plus the random pumping of muscles everywhere.

From when he released the button to when he touched the system, it took just over ten minutes—more than nine minutes and 55 seconds of which was his recovery period.

So, when he finished his diet, he returned to the sofa with his afro head that was still generating electric sparks from time to time, and glanced at the time on his phone. He couldn't believe it, and even suspected that he was being relativity?Electricity travels at the same speed as light!Time must have stopped at that moment!What you see is only five seconds, what you don't see is five centuries!Brother's pain, you don't understand...

"Tell me." Qin Landu came out again.

The voice of the system sounded: "The host has a subjective rejection of the system, so he did not have a deep understanding of the various functions of the system, which is the main reason for this incident. The system did not fulfill its duty of reminder, and did not terminate the program quickly , is the secondary reason for the occurrence of the incident. The system has completed the bug fixes and has begun to calculate the host’s due compensation.”

Lao Qin was not happy when he heard it, why did I become the main reason?You are shirking responsibility!

"You are not enough friends for refusing to cooperate. (A refusal is not the act of a friend, the classic line in "The Godfather")" This guy continued to think of himself as Bai Ye in a slightly thin, hoarse, and somewhat vague tone.

Suddenly, an old man appeared on the screen of the system. He was dressed in a formal suit and a tie, with a raised forehead, a meticulous back, long eyebrows and narrow eyes, firm eyes, a decent beard on his upper lip, and slightly bulging cheeks.He raised his chin and said to Qin Zhan just like he usually does:

"I"m gonna make you an offer you "t refuse (I'll give you an offer you can't refuse)."

did not expect!never expected!The system actually learned and used this most classic line, and the pronunciation is that of Lord Bai!Lao Qin was instantly excited.

He is a diehard fan of The Godfather.

Self-worth, protecting the family, helping kindness, speaking out for the ethnic group, and striving for the country's honor, these are simply the rules of men, which are standard for men!In his previous life, he had become a dick, wretched, timid, self-defeating, and drifting with the crowd. The rest of his resignation and ambition were all pinned on this movie. He couldn't remember how many times he had watched it. A little English is because I have heard it too many times in this movie, and I have memorized it abruptly.

In front of the godfather, he retreated.He couldn't continue to pretend not to care, pretend to be indifferent, and pretend to have no dreams in the godfather—or in the sustenance of his own heart. That was unacceptable to him and polluted his soul.

His throat was tight, and he no longer deliberately imitated, and his natural hoarse voice sounded:

"Great people are not born great, but show their greatness in the process of growth."

"Great people are not born great, but show their greatness in the process of growth."

The system captured his thoughts extremely accurately, and at the same time as he spoke, the godfather recited the line simultaneously with him.

"Ha! Haha! Hahahaha! Didn't expect me to hide such a great ideal?! I can't believe it myself! System, do you believe it?" Old Qin looked crazy.

"During the test... the host's respiration increased, heart rate increased, blood pressure increased, body temperature increased, sweat secretion was normal, stomach contraction was normal, digestive juice secretion was normal, glycogen release increased, adrenaline secretion increased, pupils did not dilate, and muscles trembled The situation cannot be determined at this time."

"The data show that the host is currently in a state of hyperactivity, and the test results are not scientific, and the authenticity cannot be determined."

Lao Qin fell from the top of the peak to the bottom of the valley like a bungee jump, you elm head!What else is there to do besides put a green light on my head?Don't you feel our tiger's body shaking again and again, and the aura of bastards overflowing?

"System, you are so boring, I still think you have completed the evolution, and you are still doing the same thing."

Lao Qin beckoned and asked Ziyu to sit next to him, chatting like chatting with an old friend:

"For me, I had a troubled life in my previous life. I don't know who my parents are as far back as I can remember, and I haven't been to school for a few years. I started wandering in society before I graduated from junior high school."

"I have been a beggar, a thief, and a hooligan. Later, I got into a gang fight and saw someone stabbed to death with my own eyes. I still can't forget the look in his eyes."

"So I left that city and started doing a serious job. I had no culture, no skills, so I just learned it myself."

"Cleaning and picking up rubbish on the street".

"In the supermarket, people carry goods, put them on shelves, and collect cash."

"In the community, people unlock the locks, connect the sewers, and wash the range hood."

"Send food, send express delivery, send mineral water".

"In the bathhouse, people scrub, massage, and have pedicures."

"Finally, in a small restaurant, I waited for people, wiped the tables, and chopped vegetables."

"Did you know that bathing earns the most, more than 1 a month! During the day, people scrub and clean the bathhouse at night. The boss takes care of the meal at noon, and at night you can live on the massage table in the changing room."

"But I have a criminal record, and every time the foreign population is inspected, I am the focus of attention. There are so many people looking for work, which boss is willing to use me?"

"Because of this, I changed a lot of jobs and traveled a lot of places."

He took a deep breath and really wanted to smoke a cigarette, but he couldn't find it after swiping twice, so forget it.

"When I was young, I was afraid of starvation. I strangled a cat for a meal. It was like playing. I was not afraid of being bitten by wild dogs. At that time, I just wanted to live, and I just wanted to live without doing anything."

"So, I nodded and bowed when I saw everyone. I didn't know what dignity was, and I didn't know what kind of man was a man—until I saw "The Godfather", he was really my godfather! I didn't Dad taught, he taught me."

"But I'm not him. I can't be as firm and decisive as he is. I was already slippery and used to it. I don't know what else I can do except nod and bow. Is it possible to go back to be a local ruffian and stab someone with a knife, or Was stabbed to death?"

"Later, I gradually forgot what I wanted to do, so I just made do with it. The lady boss scolded me as soon as she scolded me, and I didn't answer back; her nephew wore a cuckold whenever he gave me a cuckold. At worst, I had a drink, cried, and fell asleep. Once I woke up, I woke up and changed jobs, so I didn’t expect to be brought here by you.”

"It wasn't until that big thing came over me that I remembered what I did to survive? I survived, but my life was boring and boring, and no one would read it when I died. think."

"I regretted it at that time, only to realize that I have encountered troubles for so many years, and every time I blame the parents I have never met, I am lying to myself."

"Actually, I've been counseled. I've been counseled since I saw the person who was stabbed to death, so I can't live out myself like the godfather, regardless of life or death."

"Do you know what I regret the most? I have never served in the army! I have been to the Grand Square, watched the flag raising, and seen tens of thousands of people singing the national anthem! At that time, I felt very shameless, and I felt that everyone They all did something for the country, but I didn't."

"If I had been a soldier, would I have the face to stand down and cry?"

Qin Zhan got up, walked around the living room a few times, and looked up at the system.

"I came here with my memory. This life is not a blank slate, so I can be talkative, wretched and cunning. I can't learn the demeanor of the godfather."

"But I don't want to coax anymore!"

"I want to become stronger, I want to be the strongest, the strongest in the world!"

"You tell me what to do, and I'll do it!"

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