Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

When the question of money was mentioned, Yuan Zhen's face darkened immediately, and he complained to Yuan Guang angrily:

"Junior brother, you are really joking. We don't know if we will be able to make money in the future. Now we have to eat Guanyin soil! Do you think that the more than 30 taels of gold ingots we brought from the back mountain of Iron Wing Villa are a lot? The meat-eating ancestors bought meat to fill their stomachs, and the gold was spent like running water. Only then did they realize what a bottomless pit is, and it is more difficult than feeding ten of you—after all, although you eat a lot, you are not picky eaters. Just eat a pot of noodles with wild vegetables and get rid of it. The ancestors who spend money are good. They eat meat, eat meat every meal, and eat a lot of meat! After eating meat, you don’t stop, and you have to force Yuan Guang to take it. It’s only comfortable to run around the mountains and plains. There is only one thing to be happy about.”

"Is there anything else to be happy about?" Yuan Guang immediately felt happy when he heard the words, and he didn't care that Yuan Zhen seemed to praise him for making a living but actually scolded him for being a loser, and he didn't care why Yuan Zhen, who was usually calm and calm, became so full of complaints , "Senior brother, hurry up and listen to it? But is there any benefactor who is willing to donate sesame oil money? If I have money, don't I don't need to eat Guanyin soil? Although I don't know what it is, but since it is a kind of soil, it must not be What a good thing."

"There may be one benefactor, most likely a female benefactor." Seeing Yuan Guang getting more and more excited, Yuan Zhen felt that he couldn't bear to tell the cruel situation, but he was not the kind who could trick a baby into going with him after all. The dead pedant continued, "I'm afraid that sesame oil money is useless. Recently, senior brother, I often hear another tiger barking nearby. I'm afraid it's a tigress. If she takes a fancy to you The one under the buttocks wants to marry him and become a couple in the future. Maybe they will move to live together. At that time, a tiger's mouth will become a couple's tiger's mouth, and the brother will have to spend twice as much money on meat. Go out. If in the future they don't abide by the clear rules and have children, sooner or later they will have children and grandchildren in groups. At that time, a pair of tiger mouths will become a bunch of tiger mouths. At that time, we will feed our brothers and sisters into tigers, not necessarily Can eat a meal..."

"Brother~!" Yuan Guang was too frightened to listen any more, and quickly interrupted Yuan Zhen's deduction, "Since it is so difficult to continue raising it, why don't we release it?"

"Do you still remember how we left it behind?" Yuan Zhenyi said, reminding Yuan Guang of the situation that day. It's not that he didn't think about abandoning the tiger at that time, but after much deliberation, he finally took it on the road "That's all for this tiger not to let go. At most, I can buy meat for it every day, and it can still save the family of the meat-eating ancestors and the butcher who sells meat. It can be regarded as doing a good deed and accumulating some merits." But if you let it go, it’s not just as simple as letting the tiger go back to the mountain. It’s nothing to go back to the mountain, but if it’s hungry, it will kill. Wouldn’t the Buddha want to blame us? If it turns around and eats people again In a fit of anger, the Buddha might punish us to Avici Hell. Then we will be tortured every day, such as pulling out the frying pan under our tongues, and we may not be reborn forever if we keep reciting "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vows Sutra" I am liberated! Buddha Sakyamuni cut meat to feed eagles and fed tigers with his body. People in the world say that Buddha is merciful, but who knows that it is so difficult for us to feed tigers today! No wonder Master used to say that it is difficult to become a Buddha. It is difficult to become a Buddha, and today it is true! If you can become a Buddha by feeding a tiger and an eagle, the people who become Buddhas in the world will already crowd the Western Paradise into a market! Now that we encounter this tiger, it may be arranged by the Buddha If you can understand the truth, if you can’t say it, you will be able to fully realize it and become a Buddha immediately!"

"Then... about money?" Yuan Guang carefully interrupted Yuan Zhen's good wishes. This situation is really helpless.Sure enough, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.Seeing Yuan Zhen's complexion changed from Buddha's radiance to ugly after eating dead flies, Yuan Guang shrunk his neck, knowing that mentioning the word 'money' would risk causing Yuan Zhen to go mad, "Then let's put Let it enter the Buddhist gate! Let it learn to be a vegetarian with us. In the future, we can even eat wild vegetables and bark, so we don’t need to spend too much money, and we don’t need to eat Guanyin soil... By the way, what is Guanyin soil? , doesn't sound like a good thing, is it delicious?"

"Avalokitesvara soil is also called sweet soil, white clay, etc. Although there are many names, they are all inseparable from the word mud and soil... Yes, it is a kind of clay, a kind of soil for firing ceramics. It tastes similar to Osmanthus powder cake, but not so fragrant, not so sweet. Compared with other soils, the only advantage is that it is not difficult to swallow. Some people with gastrointestinal discomfort will feel no acid reflux and no stomachache after eating a little , I thought it was Goddess Avalokitesvara casting a spell to let the soil cure his illness. But if you really think that this is the sacred soil blessed by the gods, you are very wrong. In every famine year, only Avalokitesvara soil is regarded as [-]% of food There will always be people with abdominal distension like a drum, and it is difficult to defecate. If they can get medical treatment, they may be saved. But if they are so miserable that they have no food at home, and the victims can only eat Avalokitesvara soil, they will die almost three days later!"

Yuan Guang's face turned earthy when he heard this, and he turned to look at the tiger, and couldn't help but began to recite the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vow Sutra".Just now the tiger heard about the 'Tigress', even though he didn't understand human language, he could feel that the brothers and sisters were talking about himself. Chanting scriptures, I was already restless and almost wanted to run away.

Finally, the two brothers and sisters decided to make a plan in advance. Before the money was eaten up by the meat-eating ancestors, they quickly took the tiger and ran to the nearby towns to go door-to-door for alms.The tiger personally came to the door to beg for alms, ordinary people have seen such a battle, every person who opened the door was fighting with two legs, sitting on the ground trembling.What's more, the shit was fucked, and two of them passed out directly.Seeing the amazing power of the tiger alms alms, the two brothers and sisters had to explain or even save people's lives before alms alms, it was exhausting and miserable.Fortunately, Yuanzhen's "Extreme Emotion and Desire Heart Sutra" has been practiced to a great level, and his skills have improved by leaps and bounds. Not only can he easily subdue the tiger, but it is also easy to save people, and he has some medical skills, and he can also treat people. .In the past, there was a fierce tiger intimidating, and later, Yuan Zhen manifested the boundless Dharma, healed diseases and saved people, and the alms was extremely smooth. Zhang Yuanwai, the richest man in the town, even donated one hundred taels of silver incense money.After a long time of begging, even the tiger knew that this was the source of its rations. Seeing Qian's eyes opened, he made an exception and obediently let Zhang Yuanwai's grandson ride on him as a dominance.

After more than a month like this, the news of the reincarnation of the monk Yuanguang Fuhu Arhat spread like wildfire, and they didn't need to go out. Many people spontaneously went to the Huanglong Temple where they temporarily placed an order to offer incense and watch the tiger, which made the Huanglong Temple flourish. More than ten times.From the abbot to the little novice monk in the temple, they all became respectful to the two, which is a world of difference from when they first arrived and asked for a temporary order but were looked down upon.It’s just that Yuanzhen and the others had to go to the Bailixia Village alone to feed the tiger overnight. After all, the monks in Huanglong Temple were afraid that the tiger would run away and hurt others while Yuanzhen was asleep. The monks couldn't do what Yuanzhen and his brother did not abide by the rules and regulations, and they had to toss back and forth between the cottage and Huanglong Temple for several months.

Dugu Xiaoqiu's treatment took much longer than Shangguan Miaoke's earlier expectation. The toxicity of the "Five Poisons Locking the Heart Dafa" and Jinxiu Xuanqingli exceeded her imagination.Thinking back to the time of the first rule, it was in the late autumn and September. During this period, the thieves attacked the design many times. I don’t know how many times they were protected by Ran Nanyuan and others. Unknowingly, it is early spring and February, and the crabapple flowers are about to bloom.

Dugu Xiaoqiu has to take medicinal baths every day, and occasionally Shangguan Miaoke gives him medicine and acupuncture, but he always feels that the effect is not as good as soaking medicine.Liu Susu supervised her every day as usual, Dugu Xiaoqiu dared not resist, she did whatever she said, and she didn't dare bother sister Liu to urge her to take off her clothes every day.Shangguan Miaoke and Liu Shijie told him about Liu Susu's personality a few months ago, it was like a dry land mine in the sky, which frightened people to death when it fell to the ground.

In the summer when Liu Susu was five years old, one day Liu Shijie came back late from fishing, and in the morning he lay down in bed.Liu Susu was walking up and down on the bed, and suddenly approached Liu Shijie, watching him set up a small tent with a thin blanket on his body, gently lifted the blanket curiously, and saw a big ugly worm poking out its head.Shocked, he raised his little foot and kicked vigorously, calling out as he kicked:

"Kick you to death! Kick you to death! Tell you to bully my father!"

A meal that cut off his sons and grandchildren, kicked Liu Shijie's spring dream of being a pillar of the sky early in the morning into a nightmare.Howling miserably, protecting her crotch, and being ashamed to explain the truth to Liu Susu, she lied:

"Stop kicking! The bug is gone! If you kick like that, Dad will be kicked to death by you!"

Only then did Liu Susu give up, but she insisted on seeing if the worm had really escaped. How dare Liu Shijie let her see it, and swore again and again until his mother, Shangguan Miaoke, came to rescue her before taking her away.Later, Liu Shijie often felt that Liu Susu looked at his vital parts suspiciously, hiding from this little devil every day.He felt that this matter would pass after a long time, but unexpectedly, in just half a month, his roots of right and wrong suffered another catastrophe.The situation was almost exactly the same as last time, except this time Liu Susu was obedient and stopped kicking, but stretched out her hand and pulled it out with all her strength, almost causing him to be "flyed with eggs".Just as Liu Shijie was sweating profusely in pain, Liu Susu kept blaming him:

"Daddy lied! The bug is still there! Watch me bite you to death!"

"You're trying to bite me to death!"

Liu Shijie struggled hard, seeing Liu Susu's mouthful of small fangs flashing coldly, his soul flew out of his mind.