Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

"Ah~! Ma'am, help~!"

Liu Shijie was so horrified by his daughter's fierce behavior that his three souls and seven souls would fly into the sky. If Liu Susu bites down on this bite, his sexual life will probably come to an unsatisfactory end early.Fortunately, when he was desperately struggling to stop, Shangguan Miao Ke rushed over, and the two of them worked together to restrain Liu Susu, and Liu Shijie heaved a sigh of relief.Liu Susu was still yelling loudly in Shangguan Miaoke's arms:

"Mother! Mother! There is a big bug on Daddy's body, please help catch it!"

Both Liu Shijie and his wife had black hair, and Liu Shijie even held back a mouthful of old blood and almost spat out.After the incident of "Liu Susu trampling on a pillar to support the sky" and "Liu Susu catching and biting bugs", the two saw that Liu Susu was in a relationship with Liu Shijie's vital parts.Knowing that no matter how much she hides from Liu Susu, she won't be able to hide it from Liu Susu, and if she lied to her again, she might find an opportunity to 'catch bugs'.In the future, if she learns to use a knife and scissors... This brutal and bloody scene is simply unimaginable!So the two made a little calculation and decided to guide Liu Susu to understand the difference between men and women, which might save Liu Shijie's vitals:

"Susu! Look, daddy has something on a man's body. It's not on a woman's body. It's not a big bug! Please don't hit it. If you hit it, you're hitting your father! You caught me just now and it hurts so much. what!"

Liu Shijie carefully exposed a little flesh, and let Liu Susu see that the 'big bug' was indeed connected to him.Seeing that Liu Susu's mood eased after reading it, he quickly hid the 'big bug' again.

"No! No! Daddy lied!" Liu Susu suddenly started to yell again, trying to break free from Shangguan Miaoke's embrace, so frightened that Liu Shijie jumped back, couldn't stand steadily, and almost fell off the bed, "Isn't that big?" Worm! That’s a big tumor! I’ve seen Dad cut the tumor on the neck of Uncle Wang in the village, and it’s almost like this! Dad, don’t be afraid of the pain! Mom, let’s help Dad cut that tumor!”

"I~!"

The slightly chubby Liu Shijie was so angry that the three corpses jumped up and down, pointing at his vital parts and retorting loudly:

"This is my lifeblood! It's not a big bug! It's not a big tumor either!"

Then he pointed at Shangguan Miaoke's chest and continued to shout:

"The two bulges on your mother's chest are caused by the guy you nursed when you were a child. Your father didn't have any on his chest. Why don't you say that your mother has two big tumors on her chest?!"

Liu Shijie was blinded by Liu Susu's anger, and Shangguan Miaoke said "dead ghost" coquettishly when he said that, his face flushed slightly with shame, but then he was so angry that his face turned black again.Just because Liu Susu heard what Liu Shijie said, she stared at the twin peaks on Shangguan Miaoke's chest and suddenly realized:

"Mother also has two big tumors on her chest! Daddy, hurry up and cut her off!"

"When you grow up, I'll cut off the big tumor on your chest first!" Liu Shijie said fiercely, he was almost pissed off by this ridiculous girl, "Go! Daddy will take you to see other things." Big bug'!"

So Liu Susu, who was five years old that day, knew for the first time that so many animals had 'big worms' under their stomachs, such as dogs, pigs, horses, cows, and donkeys.The only thing these animals with 'big bugs' have in common is that they are all male!On the mother's body is a milk sac that has been expanded by milk. Liu Susu was shocked when she saw the goat's milk sac. She never thought that this animal, which is not as tall as a pig, would have such a big milk sac. .When visiting these animals, Liu Shijie would draw circles on the ground in embarrassment, thinking that he, a majestic doctor, would take his own daughter to spy on the secrets of domestic animals every day like a pervert, if his wife was afraid that his daughter would be bitten by dogs. Kicking pigs, bulls, and sheep, threatening his sexual life, so he won't follow this little lunatic around to make a fool of himself.Although he took Liu Susu out to watch "Big Bug" in a fit of anger, who would have expected that this dead girl would watch it endlessly?

Later, Liu Shijie just ignored it and let Liu Susu walk around to watch the excitement, because this would make Liu Susu even worse-she went around watching the villagers slaughter, breed, deliver and so on.This made Liu Shijie simply unbearable. In his early years, he wanted to train Liu Susu to become a lady of the family, but unexpectedly, things went against his wishes. Not only things went against his wishes, this child is simply deviant!So when Liu Susu grew up and fought with other children, Liu Shijie and his wife didn't bother to punish them.When she grabbed the vital parts of the older boy and beat them all over the floor, Liu Shijie and his wife helped the unlucky boy to cure the offspring, and they just scolded Liu Susu, anyway, she Can't listen to it either.Every time Liu Shijie thought of Liu Susu's behavior, he would secretly sigh, that the tutors from the Liu family were finished when they came to her.

Later, Liu Susu peeked at Liu Shijie and his wife Dun Lun from the window, and Liu Shijie was helpless.After he found out, he sprinkled pepper powder on the window first, and Liu Susu would cough when he smelled it at first, so Liu Shijie and his wife hurriedly hid under the bed.Liu Susu quickly learned to put a handkerchief on her face. That time when Liu Shijie Dunlun was in a critical moment, when he saw Liu Susu's shining eyes outside the window, he was so frightened that he rolled off Shangguan Miaoke's body, his waist glistening. up.Later, Liu Shijie took perspiration medicine for Liu Susu's dinner, and after he succeeded a few times, he suddenly found that sometimes his lust was so high that he couldn't control himself. After a careful taste of the dinner, he realized that Liu Susu had put aphrodisiac in his meal instead, which made his teeth itch with anger:

"Liu Susu, how dare you do it! Is there a girl who gave her father aphrodisiac?"

"Liu Shijie, how dare you do it! Is there a father who put sweat medicine on his own daughter?"

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Liu Shijie was cheated countless times by Liu Susu in this way, and the more he quarreled with her, the more frequently he was cheated, the worse. In the end, Liu Shijie and his wife chose to give up on this crazy child, but Liu Susu didn't talk to them very much. If you do it right, you can help them a lot.Later, Liu Shijie was happy to have another son named Liu Tongwen. He was very happy in his heart, thinking that the old Liu family could finally pass on the family tradition normally.Unexpectedly, Liu Tongwen was deeply poisoned by Liu Susu, and he went straight to the ditch with precepts and deeds. Thanks to Liu Tongwen, he still listened to his parents and was not turned into a wild boy by his sister who played tricks to die.

In fact, Liu Susu's astonishment is not only that she always competes with the "big bug", but this is especially a headache for Liu Shijie and his wife, so her other deeds seem insignificant.For example, Liu Susu once heard Liu Shijie say that Wulingzhi, a traditional Chinese medicine, is the feces of flying squirrels. She wondered how the feces could be boiled into soup and eaten into her mouth. Tongwen's face turned pale with fright.Just when Liu Tongwen was about to be poisoned by his sister, fortunately Liu Shijie saw it and stuffed a grain of Wulingzhi into Liu Susu's mouth without saying a word, telling him that although the smell of feces may There are thousands of differences, but what they have in common is that they are so unpalatable.This saved Liu Tongwen, and also made Liu Susu never have the wonderful idea of ​​tasting shit.

Dugu Xiaoqiu heard Shangguan Miaoke talk about Liu Susu's tough experience, and only then did she understand why this beautiful and charming sister was able to pick off her clothes directly, compared with her tough past , can only be regarded as a small wave in the sea, a handful of small sand in the desert, it is nothing.That's why Liu Shijie saw Liu Susu being so aggressive, but turned around and left without stopping.It's just that Dugu Xiaoqiu is a little strange, why Liu Susu's eyes are a bit wrong when she looks at her recently, especially her lower body.You must know that when Dugu Xiaoqiu was making a medicinal bath for the first time that day, he suddenly felt urgent to urinate, jumped out of the liquid medicine, put on his clothes in front of Liu Susu, and Liu Susu just looked at her hard, long, straight body. , curled his lips and said "It's not as good as a donkey".

Later, Dugu Xiaoqiu was in a hurry to go to the toilet every time he took a medicinal bath, and felt that it was inconvenient to take a medicinal bath in the medical hall, so he asked the genius doctor Liu Shijie and his wife to go back to the cottage medicinal bath, but was refused by Liu Shijie, claiming that if the poison suddenly developed, there was no way Get medical treatment in time.After hearing this, Ran Nanyuan strictly ordered Dugu Xiaoqiu to stay in the medical hall to take a medicinal bath, while they waited in the cottage—it was the only way to the medical hall, and if they noticed something wrong, they would be able to provide timely support.

When Liu Shijie gave Dugu Xiaoqiu his pulse, he still told him a little bit of the truth.It turned out that after Dugu Xiaoqiu was poisoned, although the poison of cold and heat seemed to give him more than ten years of internal strength, it also locked the inside and outside of his body at the same time.After that, Dugu Xiaoqiu couldn't digest food, and couldn't urinate, perspire and defecate.At the beginning, Dugu Xiaoqiu didn't realize it, if he left it alone, after a long time, even if the poison was cured, he would die from exhaustion of yin and yang.Therefore, when Dugu Xiaoqiu took the medicine bath on the first day, although he was full of blood, he saw Liu Susu naked for a while, but he couldn't bleed from his nose.After soaking in the medicated bath for a while, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet. It was the first effect of the medicated bath, and the urine accumulated for two or three days was finally able to be excreted.Later, whenever Dugu Xiaoqiu had diarrhea while taking the medicinal bath, it was because the poison of cold and heat was temporarily contained and the valley road was temporarily opened.

But there is a path that is not so easy to open, that is the path of kidney essence, connecting the innate foundation, and now it is trapped by dozens of kinds of cold and heat, and it is tightly locked.And this matter was leaked to his daughter Liu Susu by Liu Shijie, and he even told her with embellishments-according to his inference, even if he was treated for half a year and the blockade was weakened to the lowest level, it would be in vain. One day and one night, the woman leaked her body dozens or hundreds of times, and I am afraid that she will not be able to break through this blockade.According to Liu Shijie's understanding of Liu Susu, when encountering such a strange and rare thing, she would probably try every means to try it.

"At that time, there will be a good son-in-law!"