Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

"Suppress...suppress...suppress bandits?"

Our dear Master Huang Fuzhou suddenly suspected that he had auditory hallucinations in his ears, suppressing bandits?Shouldn't the generals of our Great Song Dynasty worry about this matter?Has His Majesty the Emperor favored himself too much, forgetting that we are a cute civil servant with no power to restrain a chicken?

Or... His Majesty, the all-knowing and all-powerful Emperor of the Great Song Kingdom, already knew about his sudden divine power?

Absolutely!

His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Kingdom is truly blessed by God!

No wonder since His Majesty the Emperor ascended the throne, there have been sweet springs springing up from the ground, lotus flowers all over the ground, colorful clouds flying across the sky, cranes circling the palace, fairy sounds lingering... Wait, etc., these rare auspicious visions have come one after another!

Since our emperor is so wise, this little change of mine must not escape the eyes of his old man.even!Is the magical power of my body a reward from His Majesty the Emperor secretly? !

Absolutely!

Then our venerable emperor, His Majesty, must want to give himself a chance to make contributions!

"Honorable minister~!"

Thinking of this festival, how could Huang Fuzhou dare to be negligent, so he quickly kowtowed to accept his order.On the throne, His Majesty the Great Song Emperor was expressionless, but let out a long breath.This Fuzhou Huang Chang, in fact, is excellent in terms of literary talent and calligraphy, or his loyalty, and the knowledge of Taoist scriptures that he, the Ninth Five-Year Supreme of the Great Song Dynasty, admires most.just his name...

'emperor'……

What a pity!

Although I am an emperor, I should have a broad mind, and I shouldn't care about some speculations, and I try my best to forget the sensitive word "emperor", but every time I start to forget the word "emperor" , that damned Huang Chang would pop out out of nowhere to remind himself of his existence.In the beginning, he played the memorials for trivial things once a day, but later he ordered him not to play the memorials until he finished the "Wan Shou Dao Zang". Finished.

More than 5000 volumes!You are so capable beyond my imagination!

Although I like your calligraphy very much, and the waxy-yellow scripture paper you chose matches the mysterious Daoist scriptures very well, but when I saw your name Huang Chang, I still thought of the annoying word 'emperor'!Moreover, Yuan Miaozong and Wang Daojian, the two Taoists with profound Taoism, especially respect you Zhizhou Huangshang!It would be fine if two small officials admired you so much, and you, Huang Chang, are just a talented civil servant, and you can barely compare with Su Dongpo or Wang Anshi.However, the ones who admire you are the few people who have attained the Tao in the Song Dynasty, and they used to only admire me alone!

Huang Chang! 'emperor'? !

The two priests gave you a fortune-telling, but they said that you will enjoy good fortune and a long life!But I seem to have a sixtieth calamity!Could it be that your Huang Chang is my Sima Yi?According to the two Taoists, you, Huang Chang, seem to be able to comprehend the Taoist way of keeping in good health from this "Wan Shou Dao Zang", and you have also cultivated your inner strength!Very good, you are so miraculous, I don't want to keep you in the court.

Fortunately, Tong Guan Aiqing is smarter, you should follow his idea and go and wipe out the thieves and bandits for me.In case you were unfortunately killed during the suppression of the bandits, and died in the line of duty, I will definitely bury you properly.Even if you succeed in suppressing the bandits and clearing out the dens of thieves around the Kaifeng mansion, it is not a great contribution to the expansion of the territory. If you reward a hundred taels of gold, it can be regarded as returning home. If you continue to be his governor of Fuzhou, you will be able to live for many years. You don't need to look at him anymore.It would be even better if he was injured during the suppression of the bandits. Huang Shang Aiqing has worked so hard and made great contributions to the society. Naturally, he should retire due to injury and go home to enjoy the happiness.

"Huang Aiqing, I will give you five hundred elite soldiers. You must command well and clean up all the bandits around Kaifeng City for me!"

"Pfft~!" (Minister A)

"Pfft~!" (Minister B)

"Pfft!" (Minister and all the servants serving in the palace)

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As soon as His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty uttered the golden words, before the Huang Chang below replied, the officials of the court were already messed up in the wind.The sound of a small airflow spurting out of everyone's mouths and the whispering of each other's ears suddenly exploded, making Mr. Huang Chang's ears hurt. After he succeeded in cultivation, his eyes and ears were clear, but at this time it became a burden for him.If he had known that there would be such harm at this time, he would have shamelessly asked Yuan Miaozong and Wang Daojian how to control his hearing.

"How many...how many soldiers?...Liu Shilang, am I right?" The voices of discussion among the courtiers continued to reach Huang Fuzhou's ears. The content of the discussion made our Zhizhou Lord feel that he should understand it before. The situation of the bandit suppression in the Great Song Dynasty, "Back then when we wiped out the bandits of Song Jiang and Fang La, our imperial court dispatched hundreds of thousands of troops. Master Tong Guan made great achievements in suppressing Fang La at that time, but he also worked hard and lost his troops for several months. It's a success! Although this Huang Zhizhou only wiped out the bandits around the city of Kaifeng this time, there are thousands of them, with only five hundred elite soldiers... Will he be able to return to the court alive?"

"Wang Shilang, Huang Zhizhou may be proficient in the art of war, we just try to provide convenience for him!"

The minister surnamed Liu may have guessed what His Majesty was thinking. As a veteran in the officialdom, even if he saw through the tricks, he would not spread the word.What's more, Huang Fuzhou, who is about to go to the expedition, is a prefect. In case he never returns, the position of prefect will be vacant.At that time, I will go to the Grand Master Cai Jing for a walk, and maybe I will be able to go to Fuzhou to be a governor for a few years. At that time, won't I be able to enjoy the oil and water?So even if His Majesty the Emperor made a mistake for a while, he would push the boat forward and lead to this expedition to suppress the bandits.As for thinking about Huang Zhizhou's safety...it doesn't exist, unless he directly gives up the position of Zhizhou to himself, then my surname Liu has to consider continuing to climb up.

The imperial court of the Song Dynasty, since Cai Jing became a grand master, has long been a circle of thick and dark people.Huang Zhizhou, you are such an upright person, if you leave sooner or later, you will have to leave this Vanity Fair sooner or later.As for leaving alive and returning home, or leaving lying down and dying for the country, or even leaving after being involved in the struggle for the emperor's heir, it depends on your luck.But at this time, Huang Zhizhou, who was full of gratitude for His Majesty's kindness, was about to set off.

"Five hundred elite soldiers? These are the five hundred... elite soldiers promised to me by His Majesty the Emperor?"

Looking at the five hundred old, weak, sick and disabled lying on the battlefield, even Huang Zhizhou had never led a soldier, and he had seen the city guards of the Imperial Army to some extent.Which of the real city guards of the Forbidden Army has bright armor and a strong figure?And these five hundred soldiers, not to mention lying here and there, were covered in ragged clothes and their weapons were incomplete.The younger ones were only in their teens, and the older ones had gray hair all over their heads, and they were all sallow and thin, as if they could be blown down by a gust of wind.Poor Huang Zhizhou is dressed in a bright military uniform, but he stands out from the crowd. He is embarrassed and wants to go back to Fuzhou to continue the production of "Wan Shou Dao Zang".It's a pity that the servant and the school captain nearby pulled him back from his daydream.

"Huang Zhizhou, Your Majesty personally told the Sa family to select five hundred elite soldiers for you!" The accompanying servant saw the poor Huang Fuzhou's complexion change from green to white. He didn't know that this "lucky" was admired by the Ninth Five-Year Supreme of the Great Song Dynasty. What was the minister thinking in his mind, and immediately stepped forward to complain for the Zhao officials of the Song Dynasty, "You know, Zhizhou, that most of our elite soldiers and horses in the Song Dynasty are guarding against Xixia's wolf cubs in the northwest. Master Tong Guan led you to the Northland, and you are about to unite with the Dajin Kingdom to recover the Sixteen Youyun Prefectures of the Han people. These soldiers were also found by the Sa family for you, even if they are not as good as the Imperial Army. Dozens of hundreds of bandits are still no problem. Now apart from the defenders of the city, only the Imperial Army of the Great Song Dynasty is left. If you are not satisfied with the five hundred elite soldiers, Sajia will go and talk to His Majesty again, and see His Majesty Can you transfer a forbidden army for you to drive?"

"My lord, you are serious! How dare Huang feel disgusted? His Majesty has given Huang enough soldiers and horses! Enough! Those thieves are not all gathered together, how can sporadic little thieves deserve to be dispatched by the army? Let's go to the battle, and please report back to Your Majesty: I am a humble minister, and I will definitely repay Your Majesty's kindness!"

Comrade Huang Chang is not a fool either, he immediately declined the servant's 'kindness'.Just kidding, can His Majesty's Forbidden Army also be mobilized by him?A slight mistake in commanding the imperial army would be a serious crime of beheading.Back then, the cruel officials under Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty reduced the propaganda, and sent the magistrate of Mei County to hunt down the fugitive Cheng Xin, a subordinate who had a feud with him. A suicide apology must be reduced.Comrade Huang Chang has also read Sima Qian's "Historical Records". This kind of matter that is contaminated with royal karma, if it is not done well, it will be dead without a place to be buried.Now that the servant had finished talking to this point, Huang Chang hurriedly gathered his soldiers and horses, took food, grass and weapons, and set off with his troops.The servant who sent him to lead the army smiled coldly, shook his head, and went back to report to His Majesty the Emperor.

"You, you, you, the three of you go to the nearest thief's den to find out!"

After Huang Chang left the Kaifeng mansion, he simply arranged for the soldiers to rest and recuperate. These numb-faced soldiers made him feel dizzy.After finally finding three smart soldiers to serve as scouts, Huang Chang arranged to make a fire and cook food. The soldiers' gobbled up their meals which startled him. It seemed that they were really hungry on weekdays.Such soldiers naturally cannot fight well, Huang Chang racked his brains to come up with a plan.

The next day, all the soldiers quietly deployed according to the plan. Facing the bandits' lair, Huang Zhizhou roared and threw a fist-sized stone into the middle of the ignorant bandit's den.There was a flash of gray light, and the soldiers didn't see how the stone flew over, so they heard a bang, and an earthen room in the den of thieves exploded instantly.

Suddenly there was a sound of air-conditioning.